What am I doing wrong?

>>722954731
post default or a pic of yourself.

>>722954826
Post a picture of myself on /b/? I'm not so sure about that, anon.

>>722954731
no.5 looks like she's gonna stop the shit out of your nuts if you axe her

>>722954872
Yeah that main picture she chose looks fucking retarded. I don't know what she was thinking with that.

>>722954731
Don't begin with 'Hey, hows it going'

>>722954869
Dude no one gonna care about you, or your picture. The worst that will happen here is that a fag will save it and fap to it. Thats it.

Rule one and two m8

Got my dick wet yesterday on tinder, she left saying "until next time", but I kept losing my errection due to a combo of ssris, circumcision and condom. Hopefully she isn't turned of by that.

>>722955025
Do you have any suggestions for an alternative opener?

I'm not so good with coming up with these kinds of things.

>>722954731
Hey, how's it going?

>>722955025
I got 6 whatsapp numbers by with the opener being "Hey, how are you ? :smileemoji:"
If they find you attractive you will get a response.

just say 'hi :)', its less formal

>>722955088
Just an Hey is enough, trust me. And no Smileys...

>>722955088
Find something in her bio r photos.
Girls get tons of matches, and you get tired really quick of the slow 'how are you, fine thanks yourself?' routine.

Its best to ask or comment on something specific.
Does she have a fav band? If so ask if she has seen them live.
Does she like harry potter? Ask her what house she would be in.
Etc etc.

>>722955088
Tell her/them that when they sing in the shower they sound like an angel.

How are we supposed to know if we don't see the pic you're using? You could just be ugly

>>722954731
"Hey, always nice to match with a hottie/cute girl, up to anything special today or just chillin'?"

Be forward, compliment, show that you want her.

She probably has 100 matches with lame guys texting her, what makes you stand out? I wouldn't want to spend 30 min with a fucking social game like, "I am fine, thank you" It gets boring and every single motherfucker out there does it. Go straight to the point.

>>722955226
Prolly 350Ibs

>>722954731
>What am I doing wrong?
not being attractive

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Tell them you're a white nationalist bitches love white nationalist.

Alot of girls just gets tinder to see how many guys will contact them. they never intend to respond

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>>722955032
>>722955226
If you insist.

>>722955138
>>722955169
Which one is it?

>>722955182
Most of them don't have anything interesting in their bios, if anything at all tbh.

>>722955353
You look like a lvl 1 OG

I don't know, try a more mature look? Chicks dig mature looking dudes

>>722955353
Well, posing infront of your dads car won't get you far.

>>722955353
Whoever owns that Mercedes is going to kick your ass for leaning on it.

>>722955412
Alright, thanks. I usually just stick to a t-shirt and jeans, sometimes with a button up shirt on top of the t-shirt.

>>722955481
Not my dads.

>>722955485
They'll never know I leaned on it.

Not sure if serious.

No girl is going to respond to some basic shit. You gotta do better than Hey whats up.

Not really fair because everytime they initiate a convo it's always "Hey whats up"

>>722955138
No smilies. What are we, 12?

>>722955250
Way too m'lady

>>722955169
Basically this. Just say hey. It's not like there's ever going to be an opener so clever or witty or charming that it just drops her fucking panties for you. You'll either come off like a douchebag or a fedora-tipping sperg...

>tl;dr "Hey"

>>722955336
This.
I learned this after months of being frustrated, when a female friend was like "Oh, I'm on there. But I never respond. I just kinda use it as a 'Hot or Not' and see how many matches I get."

Upon further examination, most of her other friends did the same, and only 1 person she knew actually hoked up with anyone on it.

>>722955571
Omfg, not even your car. Well, fuck off nigger.

>>722955587

also they don't typically respond in general. Tinder is a vain pastime for most people so they can see what they could potentially get. Most people don't even talk unfortunately.

>>722955655
Check em

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Oh also, should I like send them a message as soon as we match?

I felt kinda lazy the past few days, so I didn't message Amanda, Tiana, and Maddi until it had already been like 5 days since we matched.

Did I fuck up with that?

>>722954731
You're using a fucking application renown for sluts & players to just hook up as opposed to not being an autist, going out & speaking to people then getting to know them. Try being a fucking man & try that instead of looking at cherry picked photos of self indulgent people looking for base level satisfaction. Connect with a human not some random snippet of info & a posed photograph.

>>722955353
Stop dressing like a 16 Year old while driving this car, this just doesnt match really.
>>722955412
This. Teenage girls will go for this look but not Woman. Dress more mature and it will improve everything. Hat and Nike jacket away. Wear a watch. Maybe even wear a Suit if it fits you, Woman love it. And in combination with this car it just looks great.

>>722955750
No. they're getting 15 messages a day if theyre even casually active. they wont notice that you didnt message them remember that every other swipe is a match for them

>>722954731
It's not your fault.
The internet age and especially social media has catapulted women's egos into "god's gift and special snowflake princess"
Now every 5/10 cunt thinks she Cleopatra incarnate and is entitled to the 1% of the very best to entertain them.
The mind boggling thing is that it works, because there are so many betas and omegas orbiting around them that their own perception gets reaffirmed each day.
Even a butterface gets 20+ messages a day and doesn't even need to lift a finger to weed through.
Giving women any rights was a mistake. As shit as muslim sand monkeys are, they got it right to keep their cunts on a leash.

>>722955819
Well, I'm only 18 so I'm not really going for "women" just yet.

It's also not my car.

>>722955750
Oh and also shave your mustache if you cant grow a beard , as hard as it sounds.

>>722955913
There are alot of 18, 19, 20 Years Old that are already a Woman. So why chase little teenage Girls? Makes no sense. I think you tought about 40 years old when i said "Woman"

>>722955861
Yeah but their cunts are butt ugly so who actually cares

>>722955941
this.
At your age and the women you're looking for, facial hair is one of the biggest dealbreakers. If its shit, your other facial factors rarely matter

>>722955913
18? What are you doing on Tinder? Go enroll in a couple college courses! Women outnumber men 2-to-1 on most college campuses. You can be a 5/10 and it's still like shooting fish in a barrel. Fucking effortless ...

Don't worry OP I'm in the same boat. At best we exchange one or two messages and then they're done


It's fucking frustrating as shit

>>722956028
You're joking, right? 20 year old chicks are still immature as all fuck.

>>722955353
Nobody wants to hook up with a thieving refugee, anon.

>>722956028
Yeah I was thinking you meant like 25 year olds and all that.

The 18, 19, and 20 year olds here still dress like the 16 year olds do. It's unfair that I can't do the same or I'd be seen as "immature".

>>722956110
Starting uni pretty soon, I'm on Tinder just to get laid until then.

>>722955941
>>722956106
Alright, I'll shave it off.

>>722955353
I don't know why anyone hasn't bought this up yet but it's because you're a nigger, it's a huge red flag for most people.

>>722956204
Don't worry anon, I'm an upstanding citizen who immigrated here legally :^)

>>722956260
I'm Fijian, and it's not like the girls in Melbourne aren't into niggers anyway. This city is extremely leftist.

>>722956209
>Starting uni pretty soon

That a boy! You're a better looking dude than me, and I was getting so much action that it actually started to get annoying at one point. (Chick drama.) You'll do well. Enjoy!

>>722955353
Dude why you taking pictures with your dad's mercedes

>>722954731
>What am I doing wrong?
Not posting in this thread: >>722954453

>>722956324
where are you from?

>>722956324
Thanks anon!

>>722956343
No one from my family owns that car, I found it in a car park building and wanted a picture with it to pretend like it's mine.

>>722956313
I don't care which tribe you hail from Leroy, it obviously hasn't helped as the only reply you've had is from another nigger.

>>722956444
I got a reply from Whitney and we talked throughout the day, and I sent her that message the next morning, but she hasn't replied since.

>>722956434
I'm from the US

>>722956561
White guilt faded.

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>>722955353
Just stop being black?!

You are messaging a bunch white girls who have lots of other options that are closer to what they are used to.

You are wearing a retarded outfit. Apparently you think you are a Japanese street racer from 1988. Girls don't understand that you have crafted your persona after old chinese cartoons--they think you look like a faggot.

Not your car.

Stupid facial hair and haircut. You have the same style of a lot of poor middle eastern guys who try to appear to be wealthy even though they are broke.

Stop messaging mostly white girls. Message black girls, mixed girls, hispanic girls. You will be more successful.

>>722956615
sounds too good to be true honestly. I wonder if its like that in the rest of the world

>>722956757
Well, I do own an R34. And yeah you're actually right about the look I was trying to go for.

>>722956822
When I went it was but now university is a breading ground for feminazi cunts

>>722954731
>What am I doing wrong?
You're poor.

>>722955861
Have you seen OP? Is definitely his fault

>>722956822
There was a huge push like 40 years ago to get more women enrolled in college. It was successful, very successful. It went from 2-to-1 male-to-female to 2-to-1 female-to-male in no time. But that's in the US and I don't know what it's like in other parts of the world.

>>722956195
This guy knows what's up, too many kids here. Hell you're lucky if people are grown up by 30

>>722955088
Heyyy with like 2 yy so that its not so serious or agressive

>>722956195
The pre-frontal cortex doesn't finish growing until you're about 24. That's why people under 24 have even worse decision making skills than the rest of us.

>>722955750
Nice jacket

>>722957791
Thanks anon.

>>722957918
you ain't that ugly don't let these fuckkin' faggots bring u down.

good luck, I am trying to get some pussy off tinder too since my ex left me.

>>722955353
Stop posing for you next rap album

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>>722958461
I was going for a more Eurobeat-type genre

>>722955336
I think the ratio is a bit higher but what you say is true. About 5 out of 10 are on there so they would flaunt their Instagram pics, do that flower thing just want attention, 1-2 probably gotten drunk/bored didn't see what she was looking for at the bar. 1 is coming out of a marriage or long term business usually just looking to fuck or they are currently fucking married and looking to fuck or need emotional support so its a brain fuck and then there is 1 decent one that is good to date, get to know, minimal baggage. If you want to just drop a load just swipe right on the ugliest one with a slew of kids I guarantee you fuck on the first date unless you are a social retard.

>>722954731
>>722954731
Consuming oxygen.

>>722954731
> nigger look at dis green

Good luck, man.

I was on bumble and tinder for about a month and just deleted them apps today because of no success. Fuck that noise.

>>722955913
If its not your car then why the fuck are you leaning on it for a photo, implying that it is yours?

>>722955861
>It's not your fault
That's what fucking everyone says nowadays. Adapt to society instead of thinking this. It's a simple system of supply-and-demand. If you want a girl bad enough then you should be willing to go for something less attractive or work to better yourself.

This attitude could enough to not getting any girl. This has nothing to do with the 1%

>>722955861
lmfao go back to /r/incels faggot

>>722958984
Because why not? It's a nice looking car.

>>722955913
Yeah dude going to go ahead and agree with the anons. I thought you were older... Tinder is a bad deal at that age.

Problem is OP is filthy nigger

Solution Un nigger yo self

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>>722955221
Good! I like "Your new furniture looks great from the backyard."

>>722959129

Because it's not yours. That's fucking why.

Don't fuck with another man's car. Jesus fuck.

>>722959287
Calm down anon, I just took a picture with it that's all.

I've got my own car but I don't like to drive it into the CBD.

>>722959337

You were leaning on it, touching something with your ass that does not belong to you. Probably introducing microscratches to the paint as well.

If you took a pic of it just standing next to it, I wouldn't mind. I did that as well when I was in Monaco where every dude has a supercar.

I don't like driving mine to the city as well. If I have to, I'll pay for a safe underground garage

>>722959129
Because it has nothing to do with you, youre showcasing it in a photo woth yourself but what message are you trying to give with that? either dishonestly implying its yours, or saying you like cars (which is redundant) or just pretending you happened to be leaning on a car when someone took a pic which is also dishonest. What is the point? its like taking a photo with someones fancy new refrigerator - utterly pointless, tryhard, transparent, makes you look like a goober... people are just gonna think youre a poser.

>>722958522
honestly you will get mad pussy at uni if you keep up the look you are going for, works pretty well on you don't listen to these fags. you should probably shave the stache tho. nice jacket btw m8

>>722955750
you look very androgyn.

>>722956893
OH SHIT POST PICS OF R34
pls op

>>722955088
Ayy gril u want sum fuk?

>>722956045
you mean they dont hide behind much makeup.

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Call them niggers

>>722955750
Awkward body language. Work on your eye contact even with the camera and find more confident ways to place your arms.

>>722959994
Her eyes are in 2 different states

>>722956893
>>722958522
>>722959129
>sure
Im calling bs on the r34, if you are going for the street racer look it would have worked 100x better with that car in the back instead of a random merc.

nothing

women get replies/matches like mad even if they don't try.

would be better to just get off that shitty app which only serves to boost their egos.

Everyone saying "just say hey" are fucking retards. Stand out of the crowd, say something about her pictures or bio. make it funny, tease a bit

>>722959741
Very blunt but very true...I would listen to this cat OP.

>>722954731
Girls like guys who are fun and cute. Why dont you try something like:

*A handsome gentleman appears*
Hey, beautiful!

She: Hi

*Looks down on the ground, face turns red*
Just wanted to tell you that youre really beautiful

She: omg, youre so cute.

etc etc. Works for me.

wow op left

>>722959924
R o n s a h o e

>>722954731
You're coming here for advice.

>>722955353
you look like a beta. women don't wanna be raped. you use the same "durr how it goin?" line with every last woman. they're way out of your league. go buy one of those rubber vaginas on amazon and spare the future the horror of you replicating your dna.

>>722955088
Use something from their profile. Strangers are just animals which should be baited, trapped, and domesticated. Treat them like objects or savages in the beginning until they become real people.

Then, you can have a genuine relationship.

Shit dude these sluts match just for a ego boost. Some are dtf

>>722960592
Makes you come off like a bitch. This shit might fly early 20s if that. Also if a woman calls you cute, nice, says aaw etc. its game over and its time to move on. Don't you dare say sorry even if you screw up. Take that word out of your vocab. apologize if you fuck up but never say "sorry".

>>722961235
oh okay sorry

>posting a Mercedes on tinder, as if that has anything to do with it.
Femanon here
Tinder is for quick, emotionless sex. Posting a Mercedes is just try hard and screams "I want a girl to see me as valuable", which isn't what tinder is about sweetie. It's really insecure.

Your pick makes you seem like you want more than sex. It's like you're wearing way to much cologne.

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>What am I doing wrong?

>>722961569

What's so bad about saying hi on tinder? Two girls never responded to me

Also, what should I not put in the bio? Lotta girl put just instagram names in there

>>722962101
u ugly

>>722963001
Well if that's what the girls are doing, you should too. After all, there is no difference between men and women. We're all equal now.

Just focus on your appearance like Elliot Roger did. Girls love a guy with good hair.

>>722963377

Okay.

I don't do instagram, though.

I go to the hairdresser every two week since my hair grows fast.

>>722963808
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

>>722955353
>What do I do with my hands?

You look like an emotional, insecure bitch.

I would walk all over you and eventually become bored with you within a month.

OP looks insecure on 2nd pic, first is somewhat okay.
If you're looking for a 16 year old slut: post pictures with money (either more cars, cash or designer clothes)
If you're looking for more mature women post pcitures with tailored clothes.

Also, are you socially awkward? You come across alike it at least reading posts and looking at those pictures. Get a job or get/go something/somewhere where you can easily talk/hang with 16 year old sluts. I met one (now 17) year old slut and we talk about sexual crap everytime we see eachother (at work) for fun. You'll be amazed how much you can learn from them (interests, advice you name it). One day I'm going to bang her, for now her tits and ass are too small.
Got 2 FWB's from college currently, so no need for tinder. If I was you, change pictures and come across not giving so much of a fuck. You honestly look insecure judging from pictures and the "hey how's it going" line.