Who would win /b?

>>722944190
How much prep time does the moon have?

>>722944190
What are the rhinos angry about?

>>722944223
I'll give it 6 hours

>>722944261
The moon insulted the rhinos

>>722944190

>rhino vs elephant
>rhino is basically an elephant with a spike
>thinking elephant could stand a chance

>>722944190
The moon, obviously!

>>722944355
What if I said the rhinos were hyper intelligent beings?

>>722944333
Also trips

>>722944190
Average mass of a rhino is about 1800 kg, multiply that by 5 billion and you get 9*10^12kg, the mass of the moon is about 7.35*10^22kg, the rhinos don't stand a fucking chance you amateurs.

rhinos need oxygen to live, they also would need to venture to the moon where there is no oxygen, in order to defeat it. its either a draw or moon wins.

>>722944190
>rhino is sleeping at night
>they don't even see the moon coming

moon attacks at night and wins instantly

>>722944801
What if the rhinos attack the moon during the day when its asleep?

>>722944801
rhinos have excellent nightvision, also the moon is too large to execute a sneak attack...rhino would see the moon coming a hundred thousand miles away. the moon needs to bait the rhinos to its territory in order to win.

How can 5 billion rhinos fight without oxygen?

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>>722944913
>rhinos attack at daylight

you know that the moon is behind the sun at day, right? since the rhinos are not fireproof how could they pass the sun to attack the moon?
you can't attack the moon when he is hiding behind the sun!

>>722944973
>moon is too large for sneak attack

moon can attack when he is small you retard!

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>>722945108
>How can 5 billion rhinos fight without oxygen?

how did kia send a rhino into space in 2014?

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>>722945515
>>722945108

>>722944190
The 5 billion angry rhinos stampede around, stomping and goring the moon. It's goddamn apocalyptic.

The moon, being an enormous hunk of inanimate rock, doesn't fucking care.

Moon wins 10/10.

>>722945399
Start their journey during the night, when the sun is asleep, wait just past where the sun goes, wait for daytime, and attack when the moon is asleep and the sun is behind them.

>>722944190
Moon always wins. The rhinos will probably let themselves get taken by poachers

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do these rhinos have cars attached to their heads? this would fix the oxygen problem

Jackie Chan searching for his niece, after you just killed his grandfather and his law enforcement partner and he doesn't wan no trabo, would definitely win.

>>722946161
That sounds like a great movie idea