Why is it so hard to find a dick to suck? Its all i have been

Suck your own dick

Go to prison

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Suck mine

>>722927449
you a girl or a guy

pretty sure there are aps for this

Leave Saudi Arabia.

>>722927531
I am not flexible enough

>>722927557
I hate nigger dick

>>722927613
Guy. It has to be discrete

>>722927617
Im not a sand nigger

buy a dildo... or rape a dog.

>>722928275
I have a dildo, it isnt good to suck.

>>722927449
716?

>>722927449
360? Or a Kik?

>>722927449
Where do you live? You can suck mine

>>722927853
And you wonder why its so hard to find a dick to suck.

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Go to a gay bar, find the stall with the gloryhole.

ummm.. grindr?

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Most homeless guys love a blow job. Just ask them.

OP, post the dildo you practice on.

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>>722930975
>>722927613
yeah man, i dont get it why it why so many do it the shady way via craigslist and dont get grindr or similar apps (as planetromeo for germany at least).

are you afraid to go full homo, are craigslist or stalls more hetero-just-want-to-try-it-out-once? i dont get it

protip for keeping it "discrete": im bi, registered there, its all fine. dont upload you facepic if you dont want to, you can send it in the chat, just tell everyone the same shit as on craigslist, blabla you're straight you just wanna suck a cock one time. there are so many nice guys around understanding your case, that it wont be any problem. at least if you dont live in bumfuck north dakota at the end of the world

745/248 area MI who wants their cock sucked

>>722927449
more pics? might let you suck my 8"

>>722927449
I posted cute innocent pics of myself on a gay community site and was bombarded with messages. Found a half-decent guy that offered to pick me up and spent the night in his place and did all the gay things on my bucket list.

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bump

adult book store

>>722932172
thats how do it
and you definetly gotta wait for the right guy in between all the desperate 50 year olds

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>>722932401
wait - is that why they are still around - gay meet up spots?

Whats the fucking deal with these adult stores and how are they in business with free internet porn?

My question is how do you know these random people don't have an STD? I would love to suck a random guys dick, but I'm afraid of STDs

>>722932978
>random
^This

whenever i get curious i just go to my local gym and hit the showers. you will eventually get that look from someone. from there - it's on.

>>722932978
I don't want an STD just for a couple minutes of fun

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>>722933191

Find someone you KNOW is clean and become their personal cock sucker.

Let that be the ONLY relationship you have with them.

Oh, and OP, when you DO get that first dick in your mouth, blow him to completion without touching your dick, like a good slut.

>>722933716
It's kinda hard to know if they are clean, unless their your personal friend, but doesn't that beat the whole privacy thing?
Any tips, I liked your advice the best

>>722932783
Both the sex toy/porn places near me have cruising spots in them. One is s strip club with a "gift shop" and in the back the "video booths" where dudes go to suck each other off.

Then the other one has a "club" in the back that is BYOB and all the TVs play porn. There are private rooms with reversible two way mirrors. But mostly its just older guys sucking each other off out in the open. Wednesday is CD night. Sometimes woman go there and let dudes run trains on them. It's worth the $10 to get in if you check the various messages boards and find out when an actual woman will be there.

Yesterday someone posted my cock on a perfect cock thread and it's made my last two days. Thank you thirsty anon!

>>722933916
It doesn't fuck up the privacy issue because most dudes don't like to brag about they guy they let suck their dick. I mean I do it because I think it's funny but most guys have more shame then that. Find another "straight" guy.

You can just use Grindr and ask to see a recent test result, get tested as well.

Tests to consider if you care:
HIV.
chlamydia.
hepatitis A, hepatitis B and hepatitis C.
Herpies

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>>722927449
I have the same... "problem". Although I'm not actively trying to "find dick". Only been with girls, I consider myself straight, but like many "straight guys" - some of us want to play with dicks too. But only the dick (and balls) - couldn't care less about the rest of his body.

...and not just any dick, lol, I'm picky! It needs to be uncut and big. Like 8 inches +
Mandingo-size is too much. I think... Never actually tried this with a real one so... What do I know?

Being too picky means you'll probalby never find a dick to play with

>>722932783
Video booths. The guys have to feed the machines ~$5 for 10minutes.

So if you keep an average of 4 guys there 10 hours that's 4 x 10 x 60 x 0.5 = $1,200 per day. So you got your store overhead covered and all you have to do is mop the floors once a day.

>>722934109
sounds awesome for the woman! what boards are we talking about?

>>722934109
Is this like in those public disgrace porns?

>>722934792
That depends on where you live. Find them.

fetlife isn't a bad place to start

>>722934898
Sometimes. Last time I went a dude had his wife on a leash and was crawling around acting like a dog asking/begging guys to let her blow them. Her husband let a few guys fuck her too. She was kinda old and fat, not too bad but nothing to get too excited. Lets just say I was happy to just get the blowjob.

>>722935020
A succ is a succ

>>722927449

Audition for gay porn.
>"But I'm not gay!"
Then why do you want to do gay things?

>>722935774
Gay porn is just aking for STD's, nad has no privacy...
Beside, Gay porn = literall pain in the ass
I just wanna suck a dick once in a while, at least for now