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ok doctors of /b/
i fucked this girl the other day. it was the first time ive ejaculated for 3 days.
2 days after i fucked her, my balls are hurting. mainly around the epididymis.
thats the only pain i have around my balls.
ive had epididymitis before, but seeing as though ive gotten this after fucking this bird im concerned. both her and i are clean.
what have i got /b/?
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Cancer/Aids.
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Ive heard about the possibility of a nut twisting a little farther than it should while in the act, essentially giving you a nut sprain.
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>>722926230
nah its not torsion. ive ruled that out
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>>722926047
Hard to give diagnosis of off one picture. Please provide more assessment data for a more comprehensive response.
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>>722927209
MD here
How long did intercourse last? In what position was the female partner plowed? Vaginal photos will expedite the diagnosis
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>>722927447
about 10-15 mins, missionary position. can say i did quite the job.
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Go to a fucking doctor you idiot.
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>>722927622
MD here
How did the female subject react to the penetration? Was there a lot vocal expression of pleasure? Missionary? I'm glad anon chose the optimal position; BTW pics or it didn't happen
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>>722927848
OP is in america, where the doctor hands you a huge bill. Much cheaper to just stay sick and hope if fixes itself.
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MD here, you have dick parasites
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>>722928096
He could go to a planned parenthood or some shit in the least. It's still no excuse, better to be alive and in debt then dead edgelord.
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go get checked nigga wtf are you doing
its either epididymitis again or some std she didn't tell you about. Hope for your sake you don't get epididymitis again (had it a few months ago, shit is the worst)
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Dick cancer obviously
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Dont mind this randomness, please.
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>>722926047
Go to the doctor its probably just epididimytis, easy to get rid of with some anti-bitotics.
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>>722926047
Go to the doctor its probably just epididimytis, easy to get rid of with some anti-bitotics. Not really something you would get from a woman either so safe there as well.
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>>722928096
What OP in America uses the term "bird" for woman? He's a ukfag mate, socialized meds
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