Ruff day?

No. What the fuck is the matter with you though?

>>722926211
Hunnibuns!

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Not particularly, no.

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>>722926295
Homo!

cats are mid tier, dogs are insurmountable

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Spiders are the best pet.

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gois, may i ask - what's the purpose of this kind of threads anyway? Like - some of you just posting yiff and some.... just acting senseless.

>>722927136
Just a platform for discussion, used mainly by those into furturds. What do you mean people acting senseless?

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My T.blondi keeps getting its claws caught in the mesh on its tank. I've had to get it unhooked several times tonight.

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I post in hopes of booty posts

>>722928023
like this
>>722927399

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> playing OverWaifu

>>722929866
ha-ha :D nice dubs btw.

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>>722929420
d.va's tits are not nearly that big, nor should they be

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>>722929866
Checked

Yeah...

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>poll
Balls
Dicks
Or
Butts

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>>722930357
Butts

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>>722930357
All three

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>>722930357
butts

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>>722930357
butts and balls!

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>>722931479
well would you look at that

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>>722931552

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>>722931631
Don't worry, I still have it saved mate.

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Anyone have decent autofellatio pics?

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>>722932097

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>>722932235

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>>722932289

>>722927503
How does she see in that thing?

>>722930357
dicks pls :D

>>722932381
>she
and the eyes are see-through

>>722932381
the eyes are a mesh that you can see through

that's all I got

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>>722932503
Thanks mate.

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I'm sucking at OverWaifu tonight.

fucking hiroshima is running this site into the ground. I can't believe how slowly the pictures load these days

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Is my booty worthy of this treado?

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>>722932792
Yes.

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>>722932862
Eat out that booty.

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>>722933014
Would if I could mate.

i've been around shirtless men all month and i can't tell if i'm gay or not

>>722933879
do you wanna touch their weiners? if yes, then you are gay. otherwise, no

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>>722933879
Uncertainty means gay.

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What a disgusting band of misfits you all are!

If only you had a God to follow and worship back to the beaten path of purity.....oh wait, you do!

You're welcome, my soon to be flawed mortal followers.

>>722934114
I have a hard time understanding what you're trying to say

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>>722934114
Such are the flaws of your own mortality.

That and homosexuality, something that's proven to be the cause of multiple lake based parasitical countermeasures set by mother nature herself.

Thankfully, I outrank that hussy. And I will drag you all by the teeth back onto the path of purity and solace, you're very welcome!

>>722934267
are these sentences generated by markov chains or something?

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>>722934267
please tell me you're not like these people

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>>722934114
>spiderman
>basically a furry
Post away

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Lake based is my favorite part of that post.

>>722934416
agreed, he goes well with these dog-mans and cat-mans and horse-mans

>>722934503
do you know what that is supposed to mean? I'm completely stumped

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>>722934321
Generated? Why, they're produced by the god of the holy web itself. You're friendly neighborhood deity.

You're very welcome for gracing you with my presence, it doesn't come cheap you know. Don't worry, I shall cure thee!

>>722934416
I shave my Godly sculpt on a day to day basis! By no means am I "furry." "All powerful" would be the words to use if I had to describe myself if I'm honest with you.

I'm going to post anyway though, as I should for it is my duty as a humble God to help mortals in need of guidance.

>>722934503
>Lake based is my favorite part of that post.
If by "Lake based" you mean "The entire fucking post"

You're right, that's all my favorite bit of it as well. For every word I spew from my holy mug is truly something to be recorded in your day to day journals. Thus is the roll of a worshiper.

>>722934614
I'm amazed at the rate at which you produce these sentences

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>>722934554
You know what land based is, right? Well it's like that, only in a lake instead.

>>722934614
No, I meant lake based. I stopped reading after lake based because you struck gold with that.

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> more butt requests than others
>Posting butts.

>>722934743
Fascinating. I guess you really do learn something new every day.

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>>722934653
I'm amazed at the rate at which you cripplingly flawed mortals produce homosexuality and other impurities of the mind and body.

But do not fear, for am I here to cleanse the poison that plagues your flawed brains. Not only am I a all powerful and humble God, but also a caretaker to my loyal worshipers in their most dire time of need.

I really do not need any thanks, but they are welcomed in a formal manner.

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>>722934614
Honestly the amount of effort you are putting into these shitposts is impressive. You're doing God's work.

>>722934793
Thanks, God.

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>>722925958
I'm a mess Hillary con me

>>722934823
she conned a lot of people, bernie. don't feel too hard on yourself.

>>722934823
If you ask me he looks like the father of Lewis Black I would have voted for him because he sounds like him to

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>>722934793
I guess spelling and proper grammar doesn't fall under the moniker "all powerful."

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Everything has changed, the best poster in all of 4chan has just arrived.

Spiderman, in the flesh. Cunt.

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>>722934969
Give him some credit, he's pumping these things out pretty fast.

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>>722934743
Ah, but of course you meant "The entire fucking post."

You silly mortals and your unintentional flaws. It's all well though, for I'm one to forgive even when it's not expected. Thus is the way of a God as amazing as myself, not that there are others to really compare to of course.

Ah, but of course you didn't stop reading. For every word I mutter is to be praised and held near and dear to each reader's heart. It's truly golden, indeed.

>>722934798
I am doing my own work, yes! Who else would be more qualified to produce such high quality work? Mortals? Of course not, if that was the implication you're likely a joker of some kind.

I see that you recognize my unlimited talent and wisdom of the English language. That's good, a competent worshiper is a valued one.

>>722934821
You're very welcome, humble mortal.

>>722934969
Ah, but those are tests of the eyes and spirit to detect flaws from day to day life. Yet another lesson I pass onto mortals from my all powerful self.

Fuck, I'm so generous and amazing. You're welcome.

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>>722935060
Thanks for covering for me in my absence, but I think everyone can tell that you aren't real. I'm Spiderman, I've done my research. If anything, I might as well be God. Worship me.

Spidey bless.

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>>722935090
I'm looking holy as ever. Always nice to see my immortal self replicate itself just so it can ponder the spectacle that is me.

I truly am a sight to behold, it's a surprise that my worshipers aren't shaking at the knees just from the pressure of my all encompassing presence.

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>>722935058
No, if he's going to do it, he's got to do it right.

>>722935060
No, I mean lake based.

I also don't think God would use words like fuck considering God places an inordinate amount of power in words themselves.

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>>722935196
Do not worry, my worshipers. There's plenty of me to go around!

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Anyways, I hate to leave just as the fun is starting but I have to get some sleep.
>>722935259
G'night spidergod.

Also thanks anon for the buttpic.

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>>722935203
>No, I mean lake based.
Ah, your speech is so flawed. Such are mortals, it is fine. You do not need to further your obvious excuses for attempting to avoid my radiance.

You're clearly nervous, I've experienced this a multitude of mortals. They become nervous that the very presence I tend to radiate in the minds of those that are especially flawed such as yourself. So they attempt to boost their feelings of self-worth in an attempt to overshadow the infinite wisdom and indescribable power that is myself.

You are forgiven, truly! I use words that I deem fun to use, if you do not agree with this. That's just a figment of your own flawed homosexual thought process. A branch of the flawed mortal mind, it'll subside as soon as you let go of your hubris and begin to fully accept me into your heart & soul.

>>722935259
Ah, but there is. And there always will be, very excellently put me!

>>722935313
Goodnight, my humble worshiper. I'll be sure to bless your dreams with my purely platonic presence and cleanse your sub-conscious of any impurities.

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>>722935421
Incoming and well deserved prayers and gawking from my soon to be devout worshipers new flock in....

3....

2...

1....

>>722935421
Again, you are forgetting proper grammar. My speech is only flawed in so far as language itself is flawed.

>>722935603
insofar is one word
checkmate atheist

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>>722935603
Your eyes deceive you. You see this as flaw within myself, again your hubris is plaguing your logic.

Such are mortals...I'll get to smiting the impurities from you as soon as I'm done attending to other matters. Do not worry, I do not forget even the least charming ugly ducklings of my flock. They'll be a children's book for you yet!

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>>722935675
I'm not an Atheist.

>>722935739
There will be a children's book for me?

>>722935824
fuck

>>722935824
no, the ducklings will be a children's book

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>>722935824
If I deem it so, yes.

I'm sure I will though, as goes my generous demeanor.

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Hi Spider-man

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>>722935857
Wasn't The Ugly Duckling actually a swan though?

>>722935897
So if you decide that there will be a book for children written for me, a fully grown adult man, there will be a children's book written for me, and I must emphasize this, a fully grown adult man?

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bump

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>>722936285
Hello! Anonymous user partaking in this commute!

I hope thine night is going well and blissful as it should for anyone under my beautiful and eternal web.

>>722936286
But of course, I fail to see what there is to miss?

A mortal is a mortal, it makes no difference to me what state you're in. The message would be the same all in all as would be my intention.

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>>722936513
That doesn't make any sense.

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>>722936624
Too complicated for any mortal to decipher.

It's not really describable in any current form of language you're likely familiar with as of now. I'll work out the details. For now, you just try your best to recognize my divine presence and blessings on a day to day basis.

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>>722936717
And if I refuse?

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>>722936801
Not relevant.

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>>722936513
I wish it was better
I need a job, but no one is hiring
But the Content Cop on Tana Mongeau is amusing as fuck

How are things for you spidie-lord?

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>>722936859
Then I refuse. Good day, mšiha kdaba.

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>>722936893
Your problems are but a small spectacle in the wide stage that is the universe. As long as you keep your mind and essence focused on the holy image that is me, you'll prevail in your struggles of the mortal world. And in time you'll ascend to a level that is near equal to me in the context of enlightenment.

Continue worshiping me, the all wonderful and powerful God. And you'll see improvement.

>>722937034
Why, you as well. My loyal and devout follower!

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>>722937273
He destroyed her

Who was it that said they watched Bridge on the River Kwai?

>>722937698
Me

>>722937771
Oh, right. Have you seen any other films?

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>>722937658
Shame.

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>>722937825
Close Encounters of the Thrid kind is next after the Tana Mongeau Content Cop
Fucking stupid white American slut was destroyed by a cunt boy
Best shit ever

>>722937950
Have you seen anything from Kubrick besides Dr. Strangelove?

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>>722938060
Not yet
Waiting on dvd.netflix

>>722938375
Which one did you get?

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>>722938508
>Close Encounters of the Third Kind

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>>722939655
That's not a Kubrick movie. It's Spielberg if I remember correctly, though I have never seen it. I'm not terribly interested in his movies. He has only a few that are any good, and only one I'd consider being worth watching for something beyond entertainment. But that's just me, I don't go in for the whole blockbuster thing.

holy shit just let it die
how do I sage again

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It was at an odd number.

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I can't stand odd numbers like that.

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They disgust me.

There, that's better. It's odd, but it's round. Nice and round.

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>>722939868
Oh I ment movies old I'm watching

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God dammit.

>>722942316
Ah, well, I don't know if I'd consider 80s movies to be old.

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But there are definitely some great 80s films.

There.

>>722942705
Ok

>>722942806
I mean, the image limit has been reached and it's nice and round. So I won't feel disgusted with the number.