What is the biggest conspiracy you believe, /b/?

>>722920526
I believe ass babies are real and that my brother was one

>>722920717
What the fuck is an ass baby

>>722921085
a nigger

That Hillary won.

>>722920526
JFK assassination

>>722921085
A baby that comes out of the ass upon birth

It's a contestep issue as to how they come about with no general consensus yet, but is being explored. However research is being hampered down by the powers that be who don't want us discovering this shit out

4chan is a government website used to classify and categorize the user base

The Earth is flat.

>>722921353
Why wouldn't they want us finding out about this

>>722920526
The biggest one that I truly believe to be true? Probably that there's really (((powerful people))) in control of the media.

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>>722921442
Are you sure you want this question answered?

Take a seat anon, if that's the case

nigger=alien

>>722921512
I think hillary is so pissy that she lost that she is now feeding the meadia any little negative headline that vould do with trump failing so his ratings will plummet.
With her hiring people to riot at his rallies i wouldnt be the least bit suprised.
By the way i fucking hate trump and hillary so im not biased.

>>722920526
Elements in the United States government collaborated with Saudi Arabia and Israel to carry out 9/11 and engineer the war on terror to assert dominance in the Middle East and foster the growth of a mass surveillance state encompassing the west, and further polarize and disenfranchise citizens of so-called free countries.

>>722921211
Well she did win the popular vote but too bad for her that she's in a country that runs on the electoral college. Guess she should've campaigned throughout the US and not just the cucked big cities

>>722920526
kek did 9/11

>>722921809
I agree with this with heavy emphasis on rogue elements within our govt.

>>722921512
Not a secret by any stretch. People just choose to ignore it because they are too obsessed with their own beliefs. Major news media outlets are owned by multinational corporate conglomerates and they use these outlets to influence and distract their viewers instead of inform them like most people still somehow believe.

>>722921085
You see, sometimes men like to insert their penis into a woman's butthole for fun, and sometimes the cum drips out of the woman's butt hole into her vagina. The man's cum is laced with fecal matter as it travel's toward's the woman's ovaries. The shit laced sperm then inseminates the woman and 9 months later an ass baby is born.

>>722920526
Back in the early 2000s I used to smuggle Marijuana and ecstacy into the united states using black helicopters with Border Patrol written on the sides. We would trade the boxes to US military in the woods of northern montana and idaho at clandestine landing areas and trade them for kilograms of cocaine to bring back north. true story

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>>722922138
kek, more redpills on ass babies pl0x

OP is not a faggot

>>722922780
Lies and slander

I believe reality is a simulation

>>722923263
This, took 8gr of shrooms and smoked some weed. It was cool at first watching everything morph and the couch grow cartoony and giant but then shit started glitching. Infinite loops like a motherfucker. Look it up it has happened to other people. I will never do any drugs ever again because of that, except nicotine and a beer every now and then.

>>722923592
I know what infinite loops are

I'm not entirely sure if this counts as a conspiracy or not, but sometimes I like to think I'm just an AI floating around in a computer, and all I know is that I think I exist.

>>722921365

Facts are facts bro, get your shit straight.

>>722920526

there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

I think niggers were breed to be shot

>>722921365
It also operates as a Google sweatshop. That's what the captchas are about. It's all products and landmarks.

>>722920526
Literally everything, from the local sheriff's department of some small town in the middle of nowhere to the highest power in the american government, are all controlled by a (((((higher power)))).
/pol/ is always right

>>722923592
The odds of us being a base reality are pretty low. Computers are getting more and more powerful. Image entire planets acting as computers build by an army of robots. They could simulate entire universes. Including self aware beings and even hyper advanced being with out them even know that they are in a simulation. They could in turn make their own simulations.
Whow knows we could be 100 layers deep and we would never know. What seems like a lifetime for us could only be a fraction of a second in the supercomputer that is the base reality.

>>722925124
Or we're just clever apes playing with fire on a little rock

>>722921413
open a fucking science book you stupid fuck

>>722925124
Well, there is a 50/50 chance we are in a simulation. But, since there is a finite amount of atomic material in this universe, much like a finite amount of space there is on a hard drive, it seems more likely that we are in a simulation and the odds are greater than 50%.

>>722923592
>took hallucinogenic drugs and got stuck in a loop

mother fucker i messed with acid quite a bit and had this shit happen to me. you were on drugs moron. real life aint like being on drugs

>>722925191
I agree we are just that. Im not saying future humans make the simulations. Im just sayin that the odds are that this is a computer program.
>>722925217 Why arent science books round if earth is round u fucking retard kill urself.

>>722925279
Where are your numbers coming from?

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dragons are real, yet extinct

>>722925472

I'm not that easy, but plug them in and see for yourself.

>>722925279
If I may play devil's advocate, it is still very likely we're living in base reality, at least for now, as we haven't found an end or a repeat to the digits of pi.

>>722925279
Elon Musks gives it a 1 in a billion chance that we are in the base reality. To be honest that seems pretty logical to me. And if the universe is infinite then everything must happen and all these theories are facts in some shape or form. Which is pretty cool.

>>722925447
i refuse to acknowledge your stupidy after that shitty argument. g'night troll

the moon landing was fake

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>>722925555
Quads don't lie

>>722925567
Dude you think a simulation that can create fucking galaxies is gonna skimp on the digits for pi?

>>722925436
This. Thinking being high brings you closer to reality is retarded. Not meaning to trivialize or demonize experimental drug use, but the effects you get are the result of your blood being poisoned and your brain freaking the fuck out because of it.

>>722925595
This bait though

>>722920526
considering this picture is fake I guess it would be... and this isnt a theory, because its actually true. jews run every single media outlet in America and are scared out of their minds of the internet. you will even see them shilling for a repeal of net neutrality. I mean come the fuck on. how in the hell do you expect people to take that seriously.

>>722925703

A nice kek.

>>722921085
commonly known as a butt baby. it used to be a funny joke but now with the push of transsexuals it could be a reality.

>>722921413
Mah nigguh

>>722925595
It isn't infinite. We know there are only so many atoms in the universe.

>>722925739
anon gets it! drugs change your NORMAL state of mine and perception. real life is sober. drugs alter your state of mind and are no way a good representation of real life.

>>722926216
Really? How many, like 7?

>>722926216
observable universe dipshit

>>722923592
speed really lets you know you are just a chemical reaction. its the reason people say your spun out when you do too much speed. spun means thinking in circles. very tight circles if you have ever experienced it you'll know what I mean.

no me but, /pol/ sure still believes in that pizzagate bullshit

>>722925555
no shit.

>>722926593
because it is faggot

>>722926574
weirdest thing about speed is its super useful for like 3 weeks. then it just ruins you. I went from a dart novice to a dart pro in the span of a night. I was able to get hat tricks whenever I wanted one. it was a fucking trip. but the skill died within a few days and I have never been able to play darts like that ever again. what it taught me is you can be t he best at whatever you put your mind to as long as you do it naturally and without drugs. drugs unlock amazing things but its a cheat and is not lasting. if that shit makes any sense.

>>722920526
Money is controlled by competion, banks control the competion by devaluing one side

Meaning they control who will be rich meaning they know the futrue of market stocks

>>722920526
itt: people figure out that taking drugs fucks with ur brain. he said conspiracies not facts retards.

>>722926783
okay.. so agree with me and that makes me the faggot?

>>722923592
Just damage to memory access dw life isnt a sim and that can be proven by awarness then choice

>>722927120
dont be a faggot I physically became a dart pro overnight using speed. it just all dissipated within a week after I stopped using speed.

I believe more conspiracies are true than the general population believes.
People are so quick to dismiss stuff that goes against their beliefs and perceptions that a lot of things go unchecked.

>>722927348
Conspiracy theories that true are facts, not theories, just so you know.

>>722920526
I'll bite. Jews are naturally afraid of nationalistic beliefs

>>722927140
>no me, but /pol/ believes
>no it is real
Do you speak English properly?

>>722927683
that are true*

>>722927322
you can literally overclock your cpu but it gets damaged over time, and any benefit you had disappears as soon as you stop overclocking per say.. this world we live in is much more mysterious than you think.

Tl;dr hitler was a heavy tweaker.

>>722927773
What about Isreal?

>>722927773
What? Do you even know what israel is?

>>722927683
Theories are unproven, yet make sense

>>722920526
4chan is a forum thread based website that is accessible from many different realities, but we'd never know that because we just shitpost

>>722927683
>>722928026
And conspiracy is a noun version of people conspiring

So no. Conspiracy theories, by definition, aren't always false nor true

This thread is fucked.

Bush did 7/11

All of you are newfags.

>>722921831
She fell for
> muh blue wall is unbreakable, the polls say so

>>722928104
We purposely for very specific reasons.

>>722928164
Holy shit what an amazing display of autism in this combo of retards

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>>722921846
kek works in mysterious ways.

>>722925703
not saying the theory's right or even true, just saying that as far as we know pi has been a good indicator as computers aren't known for being as random as an integer that has no end and never repeats.

>#jfcmsb

>>722920526
That the deep state is using AI to shitpost here constantly with the AI learning and growing constantly. It's used for shaping public perception (race mixing, political division, feminine males etc). Also it's used to get the pulse of what public perception on issues is currently and it's all carefully data mined and categorized into a sort of hive mind consciousness where they can even add stimuli now with semi-predictable results

Oh and the secrets threads are used for collecting good blackmail information

>>722928278
Shhh, we are having fun.

David Kelly was murdered by the government.

Military drone "pilots" do nothing but literally confirm fire orders, everything else is AI.

Jill Dando was killed because of something related to Bosnia.

>>722928541
good one

>>722928580
Again, facts are facts bro.

>>722927995
have you ever seen how they act on camera? its like the whole place is hiding something.

>>722928382
not very mysterious, the date was dubs after all.

>>722928796
post vids. I do not know what you are talking about

>>722926022
?????????????????????????
wut

>>722927995
>Be jews
>Run away from Nazis (nationalists) so hard they make their own state

>>722929238
Someone redpill this man on ass babies

>>722929089
It was on that andrew zimmerman episode. its the weirdest shit you will ever see. there are special areas in isreal where only orthodox jews are allowed to be. and they freaked the fuck out when he started filming in these areas.

>>722929288
>your retardation has been revealed to levels previously thought nonexistent

>>722920526
Creature from Jekyll Island. The only major conspiracy I believe.

>>722929343

What video and where?

>>722929361
You know you're right when people on /b/ call you a retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9yCdstxwO8
Here's more evidence you thick skulled troglodyte.

>>722929361
there are places in isreal that without exception only orthodox jews are allowed to be in. you probably didnt know that did you?

>>722921413
Carl Sagan was right, we are all going to go back to clutching our crystals

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>>722929288
>newly formed nation is nationalist level over 9000
>wall off and murder the people already there
>attack and discredit anyone who says anything about it

>>722929584
bizarre foods isreal edition.

>>722920526
That Christianity, and Islam was created by governments in order to facilitate war and indoctrinate people into a cult effectively enslaving civilizations. Prove me wrong faggots.

>>722920526
One man rules the world.

>>722929633

It is a long episode, where in the episode?

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>>722921809
>>722922018
>>722928176

>>722921809
this.

I believe in aliens and all that shit.

>>722929751
at the end where he wants to find a special food that most people in isreal arent allowed to eat. and they end up shutting him down as soon as he finds it because they were nervous about something.

>>722928176
If we're all newfags then you should figure out where the rest of /b/ migrated to. Have you considered asking?

>>722920526
Jet fuel can't melt steel

>>722924534
is that why the "storefronts" almost always seem to be in shit tier countries where no one cares if you have your place mapped in google?

>>722929751
did you find it? its bizarre no pun intended.

>>722920526
The government is still actively working on the extermination of Native Americans.

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>>722920526
We never went to the moon
The official story for 9/11 isn't accurate
Sandy Hook was likely a hoax

>>722924534
youre fucking stupid capchas are googles machine learning system. you are literally helping computers recognize things in the real world.

>>722921365
Nope, that's Facebook, friendo.

>>722925555
can't deny anymore

>>722930249
hahaha wut? indians are allowed to open gambling operations all over the usa. are you kidding me right now?

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>>722925565
>but plug
fag

>>722920526
Probably pizzagate

>>722929904
still havent found it

>>722930526
link me to the video you are watching I'll point it out.

>>722922648
Ever do any deals in the yaak?

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Am I the only person who loved this movie?

>>722922648
how do you feel about legalized recreational pot?

>>722930154
Spain is not a shit tier country >:(

>>722926298
as much as 1 magma

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>>722930000

>>722930737
deadpool is the best marvel movie ever made. hands down.

>>722930584

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6EdDm8doY

Russia did help Trump to win the election
Trump actually believes in the shit he says and he actually thinks what he is doing is right, however he is just an useful idiot for Putin (AKA he isn't aware he is just a puppet).
Russia ultimate goal is to destabilize the US and gain influence over Europe.

>>722930888
not the right episode. not the right show either it was on bizarre foods.

>>722929522
That's not a conspiracy though, it's true

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>>722930868
I seriously feel like this movie was a bust to anyone but the plebs but I'm glad someone else shares my opinions.

>>722931047
you get it.

>>722931003

With David Arquette not andrew zimmerman?

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>>722920526

Hey there, Im Sinbad, a comedian who made a few strait to VHS children's movies in the early 90s.

These include

Shazam
>A family comedy where I play a genie trying to find love for the father of 2 kids.

Sinbad the Sailor Series
>An action/comedy remake of the classic 60/70s Adventures of Sinbad and Jason and the Argonauts.

Did you see my movies as a kid? Because after the shift around December 20th 2012 they do not exist.

>>722931003
http://www.travelchannel.com/shows/tripaholics/video/tel-aviv-israel

This one.

>>722931157
no its definitly that faggot Zimmerman.

Sandy Hook

Btw, the moon landing has been proven countless times, and jet fuel weakens steel enough for 110 million tons of building to collapse the rest of it, you stupid, fucking idiots, doesn't have to god damn melt it.

>>722931184
>http://www.travelchannel.com/shows/tripaholics/video/tel-aviv-israel
no it was definitely Zimmerman.

>>722921809
Jet fuel can't melt dank memes.

>>722931426
9/11 is pretty weird dont let government memes be memes.

>>722931019
It's a true conspiracy. People conspired to make it happen.

>>722921413
bye kyrie

>>722931221
Can you redpill me/direct me to more info on this hoax? Haven't heard that one before

>>722920526
Pizzagate

>>722931173
I saw Houseguest, which tbh is a pretty good movie.

>>722926593
What makes you NOT believe it?
All the information that's available is very suspicious.

>>722931368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MpY18j0Koc

This one, then.

>>722931920
says americans arent allowed to watch it. I dont know what to tell you anon.

>>722921831
She didn't even win the popular vote. Liberals always forget that there was a recount made by liberals and Clinton still lost L O L

>>722930647
to the yaak and back eh. not for a loooong time. but used to cross near there yes and park outside cranny

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Mandela Effect.

Something happened about 5 years ago. Things changed.

>>722931966
pshh, like that's gonna stop you

>>722931559
Drunk , so no. Lots of shit showing people during the "massacre" with training/drill lanyards on before and after

Look it up yourself, nigger

>>722932191
I'm not about to proxy up just watch it. it looks like the episode I was talking about from the thumbnail though fast foward to the end where all the orthodox jews are freaking out and shut the power down when he finds the food he was looking for.

>>722920526
JFK

>>722920526
The Lockerbie bombing 21 Dec 1988 of PanAm flight 103 was an Iranian sponsored hit carried out by Ahmed Jibril's Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine – General Command using a bomb constructed in Frankfurt by Marwen Kreestat.
Libya and their national who ended up in jail in Scotland, Abdelbaset al-Megrah were framed by CIA/British agents.

>>722920526
/b/ is just two guys. Me and You

>>722932534
>Libya and thier national.
what did he mean by this?

>>722932725
Their national, meaning their citizen. A national is someone that belongs to a nation.

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>>722931173
>Because after the shift around December 20th 2012 they do not exist.
what the heck?
but i was sure i had seentit

>>722932119
Chic to chick just about blew me out of my seat. I live near one and never even noticed it changed. Mind you im painfully aware of every conspiracy and reality glitch youve ever heard of and more.

>>722932652
the first time I thought about this I really freaked out

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>>722933199
you and me both, my friend
you and me both

>>722932652
Doubt it. There is stuff being posted here when I'm not around, and I doubt it's just you taking to yourself all the time. And no way you could post that fast.

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>>722933088
>>722933117

There is more, many small things that are not noticed. Colors of houses and buildings. But things that mostly over lapped in the past, still continue to over lap.

>This is when I believe time started to shutter and "parallel universes" began to overlap.

>To understand what this causes, you first have to accept that parallel universes are not parallel, nor a separate thing from the universe; which is just the sum of all things at all time. The reason they are not parallel is the same reason the ocean is not parallel, any way you cut it you will find something that looks pretty much the same. Now if you could see YOU as an entity, every action and perception over time, it would look something like a planar line (you) cut through a fish tank (everything else). Anything or anyone you interact with will intercept or align with your plane (what you observe).

>However, something happened that caused ripples which warped planes together which should have never overlapped. Many of these are unobserved, a different flower in the garden level sort of mundane things. Where this is observed the most is in the “Mandela Effect” where iconic things become slightly different.

>>722932534
you just said a bunch of shit without any sources.

>>722932119
oh shit. what happened to the matrix?

All conspiracy theorists have the same behavior trait in common.
>they form their conclusion FIRST, then gather evidence to support it.

>>722933565

Not sure, but it is important to note that time is not linear. We just perceive it as linear. Time is also part of the Universe, which is everything at all time.

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>>722933321
maybe theres more then just one of me
or maybe youre more then yourself

Yaldabaoth>"AI">chimera/reptilians>red shield>media/politics>military/police

/thread

>>722931047
Marvel movies are exclusively for plebs. They're fucking awful.

>>722933712
nice theory
but wheres your evidence?

>>722932119
the only one I'm tripping on is if you build it he will come. can someone link me to the line?

>>722932119
wtf is going on? seriously?

/mindblown

>>722933813

Do you remember Louie Anderson dying around 2007/8 from a heart attack?

time is not real energy changes form dimensions stack as a over riding event nears fruition. many dimensions the farther the resonance the less you can detect.

>>722933840
See
>>722931173

>>722933900
thats not what I asked.

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>>722920526
moot sold 4chan

the more observers the more real reality is

>>722930936
Your an idiot or a paid troll. Either way VIVA VLAD PUTIN

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>>722933900
you ever seen this fucking thing before?

>>722933376
OP didn't ask for sources.
If you're interested you can start here:

http://www.alternet.org/world/truth-about-lockerbie-bombing-and-censored-film-dared-reveal-it

https://youtu.be/0B5hv6scbBo

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/3/10/new-evidence-in-lockerbiebombingpointstoiran.html

https://youtu.be/XxMfxYUP6VI

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/10688067/Lockerbie-bombing-was-work-of-Iran-not-Libya-says-former-spy.html

https://www.scribd.com/document/36573599/Lockerbie-Fairy-Story

everything repeats leave clues for your self than every day you get closer to the reality that you die you are literally god dealing with the fact it cant die

>>722933713
>>722933367
Ever notice how these threads suddenly die when real knowledge is dropped on the unworthy?

>>722934177
and

https://youtu.be/26GonRZrWw0

>>722933900
what a mindfuck. this thread is too much

>>722934243
Yoesh ra trooth on fb, add me homy.

>>722934363
Wait did that really happen?

>>722934177
I cant understand the I witnesses. the accent is to hard to understand for an American.

dimensional past travel became possible 2012 at least the fixed event happened then. in the near time line one can go back and watch the past my son contacted me told me what to do he was 100% right fuck all you if you don't believe me.

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>>722934174
I dont recall ever learning about htese and I have watched every natgeo show ever made. do you remember these?

>>722934547
Yes it did. I remember watching it on the news.

>>722934656
>>722934174

No I have not...

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>>722933725

>>722931173
>>722933088
>>722933367

Stop LARPing your Mandela Effect faggots.

>>722933900
Next thing you're going to tell me, that Chris Farley died of a heart attack in 1997 instead of John Candy

tell me to change some thing

>>722934726
apparently they are called round nosed dolphins. never heard of them before myself.

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>>722934908
they are both dead.

That feminists killed Robin Williams and Disney killed Carrie Fisher and her mother so they could repackage Princess Leah.

>>722935009
I'm not sure about that one. I haven't seen pictures of them before. But that doesn't mean they did not exist. Other things though I clearly remember being very different.

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>>722920526
That Darth Plagueas taught Palpatine how to create life and thus created Anakin Skywalker. I mean if you watch the movies, he's always being very friendly to Anakin and always coaxing him away from the Jedi Order. It's pretty obvious. It was even in the original script in Revenge of the Sith but was thrown out.

>>722935205
you know about dolhins right? why dont you know about this one?

>>722935281
I agree it is unusual, considering I'm a microbiologist, to have not seen images of that kind of dolphin before.

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>>722935188

>>722935377
nigga they both dead.

what a bunch of pussys

>>722933900
My mind is still totally blown over this. I really remember this happening. Right after he was done hosting the Family Feud game show he was found dead from a heart attacked caused by a drug overdose. I even vaguely remember a meme about this show being cursed because the last host killed himself.

>>722932119

No, you just have a shit memory.

all right here is a freebee every one posting on this board tonight will be contacted by the girl that got away tomorrow do not blow it this time faggots

>>722935628
Loui Anderson is doing a wonderful job being baskets mom right now. dudes a genius.

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>>722932119
Ahh the Mandela effect.

Making retarded people freak the fuck out since 2010. A term coined by a fucking blogger

This is called confabulation, its basic psychology really

>>722935796
have you ever seen this animal>>722934656
before?

>>722920526
Not me, but one of my neighbors:
Thinks the government is out to get him because he "speaks the truth" on some crackpot conspiracy radio show
Thinks that chemtrails are government mind control - spraying aluminum in the air to make us all docile.
Thinks the government sent a psyop team to break into his house and stack his shoes in a pile against the inside of his front door to leave a message to shut up.

Dude is a Grade A wackjob...

>>722935628
Sounds just like farley.

I believe there is something in the darkness, something that slithers around. I don't know what it is. I know it's there. In the darkness and in the corner of your room watching us as the same time.

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>>722935796
I was told the kid who played Zack Morris on Saved by the Bell was dead when I was little.
I believed it up till about 5 years ago when I saw him on TV in some crime show...

>>722935796
Your lack of an intelligent rebuttal is basic to say the least.

>>722935918
Uhh? the Irrawaddy?....

What are you trying to prove here? that some people actually know marine life?

>>722932119
it absolutely is "mirror, mirror on the wall" in german. also it is "interview with a vampire" in german.

>>722935942
he's actualy right about spraying aluminum into the atmosphere to make it rain. thats just science and its called cloud seeding. so he was at least right about that.

>>722935942
Might be legit tho. Truth is stranger than fiction.

>>722936082
Because i actually know what confabulation is, i'm retarded and lack intelligence.

Okay

>>722936084
Ahh, so you are native to this dimension, whatever it is.

>>722936084
no have you seen that dolphin before? dolphins arent rare species we know every kind of dolphin this one just popped up out of nowhere.

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>>722936144
He even made this for it.

>>722935942
>Thinks that chemtrails are government mind control
If that was true, why don't they only do it at night? Instead, they do it during the day, leaving those trails in the sky.
Boy, the government sure is stoopid.

>>722936121
Thats not all theyre spraying. Not to mention alluminum causes Alzheimer's.

>>722936192
No. i'm not a total complete fucktard.

The mind is amazing. It can be thought anything..
This is how fucking cults work...

>>722936046

Yea my cat feels the same way. But then again he's a fucking babby brain.

>>722936121
I thought they stopped cloud seeding because it was too expensive.

>>722936221
>actual photo

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>>722935681

>>722936219
I literally told you the name you fucking retard..

The Irrawaddy doplhin, and shall i tell you something even more mindblowing?

Marine biologists have known about this particular doplhin for over a 100 years now...

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>>722936279
That...makes sense

>>722936264
Erm, no, you're saying that you are native to this dimension and this time space continuum. So, yes, you're a total, complete fucktard.

>>722936327
it was something they did in Vietnam to flood the roads and make it impossible to have supply routs.. people just pretend it never happened for some reason.

>>722936221
Wwwelp his cheese probably slid off his cracker. Fukishima radiation spreading is in and of itself a lie but only because we have had ET help in containing it. Dont take it from me tho, I have no idea what im talking about ;)

>>722936414
nevermind, you are way to far gone to be helped

You are so convinced that the theory is an actual fact, that you have actually confabulated that idea into your mind and now believe it completely.

Idiot

>>722936455
I've literally never heard of that.

I think I only heard about it in a Popular Science magazine back in like 2000 where they were trying to help farmers' crops or something.

>>722936398
well nobody I know has seen this dolphin before and that name is completely foreign to me.

>>722936398
Yeah?

Well you still didn't explain that fat, gap-toothed, inner-dimensional, shape-shifting, death defying, time traveling funny man known as Louie "The Boss" Anderson being alive and breathing in the two thousand seventeenth year of our sweet lord

>>722936595
So?, you are not interested in marine biology.

So because YOU dont know it , its fake?

Look it the fuck up you moron

>>722936327
Expensive? Not for monsanto. GMO seeds only grow with chemtrail rain. Make it rain often and farmers have to buy your seeds to survive the economy.

>>722936544
You're a total moron. Dude. I'll spell it out for you, but only because you're too stupid to understand. I'm saying that you are native to this reality, you idiot. The conspiracy theory is that there are people who are not. You fucking fucktard. Get a fucking life and get the fuck off my internets.

>>722936670
thats where you wrong. I am obsessed with marine biology.

Afghan Wolf Hounds are controlling snowfall rates in the area between Ontario and Lake Michigan. Check the numbers, Afghan Wolf Hound ownership correlates inversely to snowfall for the affected areas. They are hot weather dogs and do not like snow. Also correlated: Attempted murder rates (but not murder rates) and teen pregnancy.

>>722936756
Not obessed enough then.

>>722936693
I feel sorry for you

>>722936846
whats the name of that killer whale sized dolphin that looks like its from the dinosaur times?

>>722923263
theres nothing to prove it wrong
>>722925124
this.

>>722936876
You feel sorry for me because you're a moron.

>>722936221
I don't believe that's the actual photo

I mean it must be photoshopped. No one, not even the CIA, can stack shoes like that. Possibly alien technology.

>>722937221
Yes, because me not believing in a stupid theory makes ME a moron

Flawless logic right there anon

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>>722936974
oh I remember the false killer whale. I guess this is something you havent heard about.

>>722937110

>>722937325
No, because you're too stupid to get it through your infantile little brain that you being native to this reality has nothing to do with you believing or not believing in any theory, you fucking moron.

>>722926228
saying only life without drugs is real is pretty retarded. the way we feel and think are just chemical reactions, drugs change it, but that doesnt make it any less real.

>>722937462
You admit its a theory?. , You admit that its pretty much based on absolutely nothing besides the ranting of a blogger way back in 2010.

So if its just a theory, why in the holy mother of fuck are you so convinced that this is actually true?

Are you actually dumb enough to think that some people are actually from some spooky other dimension? I've literally explained what those people are doing. Memories being false and simply not right is NOT a new thing....

>>722937650
You are too fucking stupid. I'm serious. You're a fucking idiot. How does your brain keep your circulatory system going, and your other autonomic functions? Seriously. The miracle is that your tiny, pathetic excuse for a brain is able to sustain life.

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>>722937358
anyone remember the false killer whale?

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>mfw when gravity is just a theory too

>>722930796
Sorry hombre, but it is.

The reason you see acne on geeky fucking nerds with the skin complexion of Elmer's glue is because they jizz on themself because 4chan.

Cum causes acne. You fucking faggots.

>>722936279
underrated post

>>722937761
Wow man, nevermind. you are beyond saving.

If you honestly dont see how fucking insanely dumb are you right now then i'm really sorry

I'm sorry that you are so convinced that a THEORY(look up the goddamn definition, please) is true, that you cant even have an open mind and consider other theories, or someone straigh up telling you the theory is fucking retarded and based on nothing.

I am so sorry that you are this mentally incapacitated, You actually tell people they are retarded for not believing in a theory, do you even know how insanely unbelievably fucking retarded that is?

Thats like saying Stephen Hawking is a fucking retard because he does not believe in the string theory

>>722933087
It does make it sound like they only have one citizen though

not really a conspiracy, but banks control all the money supply. they loan out every currency with interest, which makes it impossible to ever pay it back, and gives them control over governments because of that. also they can easily make people poorer, while they get richer, if you have 50% of all money then it is easy as fuck to manipulate the whole economy. also they can create inflation and deflation without any problems, they just "remove" or add money to circulation, it makes them gain mad amounts of profit from loans, investments etc. (((they))) keep us poor enough to not have any real power, and "rich" enough for us to survive. the people in control (most are kikes, although it has nothing in common with actual judaism) are literally psychopaths.
hitler did nothing wrong actually, he nationalized banking (made possible to avoid huge unfair interest rates and ponzi schemes), economy and government. this shit worked and thats why the banking cartel waged war against the Reich.

>>722937938
agreed I missed that one.

>>722938077
maybe only in your brain

>>722938021
Let's go very slowly here so your idiot brain can, maybe, keep up.

>>I'm sorry that you are so convinced that a THEORY(look up the goddamn definition, please) is true, that you cant even have an open mind and consider other theories, or someone straigh up telling you the theory is fucking retarded and based on nothing.

I'm not, you stupid fucking dumbass piece of shit.

All I said, you pathetic excuse for a fucking piece of shit, is that you are native to this reality. You fucking idiot. You are claiming that everyone, including yourself, is native to this reality. I, simply, reiterated that, but specific to you.

Goddamned people who thing they're smart but are really fucking retarded. Seriously. Someone lied to you. You're not, man. Really.

>>722938155
never heard a group of people referred to as a national. I'm American though.

>>722938124
also when the currency system fails and everyone is broke, people start to use real currencies again like gold. thats the reason banks hoard it lately because the major currencies are failing. dollar/euro arent based on anything real, there practically an infinite supply of it which is completely controlled by banking elite.

>>722920526
Waiting for muslim version, Im muslim tho, may I start one?

>>722938124
>hitler did nothing wrong actually, he nationalized banking (made possible to avoid huge unfair interest rates and ponzi schemes), economy and government.
I was with you until this point. What do you think a central bank is, except nationalizing the banking system?
You are right that money is created and destroyed as money is lent out and paid back, it's call the money multiplier effect. But it is controlled and coordinated by the central bank, in league with the government.
The real problem is fractional-reserve banking, which is a scam that's been perpetrated ever since the late middle-ages by the Medicis, et cetera. But to my knowledge no one has had the knowledge or the balls to ever do anything about that.

>>722938242
oh my fucking god, you are actually a retard. Sorry i'm moving on. No point in talking to such a complete moron

"native to this reality"

You got so fucking angry trying to explain me this

"native to this reality"

>"native to this reality"

Let that sink in and realize how fucking retarded that makes you sound.

Have a good day sir

>>722938242
settle down man its a phenomenon that most people dont get. hte starwars line luke, I am your father actually being no, I am your father usually blows most peoples minds. start with that.

>>722935281
Name every type of dolphin, right now!

>>722937897
They have great infrastructure tho

>>722938124
>>722938343
That's basically the same of this >>722929522 with a little tinfoil

It's a good book though

>>722938383
You are totally fucking stupid, man. Really. Even if there is only 1 reality, you are a native. You stupid fuck.

>>722930273
I'm with you on 9/11 and Sandy Hook. But, the faked moon landing is pretty thin

>>722938476
so what is the fucking point in saying it?

Really, what is the fucking point?

Honestly

>>722938281
No not a group of people, only one person. As in: Juan Gonzalez is a Mexican national. Kumar Patel is an Indian national. etc.
Instead of saying "Libya and their national who ended up in jail" they could have said "Libya and their citizen who ended up in jail". Same thing.
I am also american.

>>722938406
http://www.dolphins-and-more.com/what-are-the-32-types-of-dolphins.html

>>722938394
You misunderstand. I'm trolling him. I have a lot of fun baiting people along, insulting them constantly, getting them to react and not really read what I'm saying. Mostly because I really enjoy insulting people and getting them riled up. The theory itself is cute, but unfortunately it's only evidence is a sequence of memories that could really be common mistakes made by large numbers of people. None of this doesn't have a possible explanation. We would need more evidence to really make a thorough call here. Still, it's really interesting stuff :D. Just, I've noticed things like this throughout my whole life, not just starting in 2012, and they all had similar explanations. Keep looking, though :D. Find more proof.

>>722938544
To fuck with you, you fucking retard. This is 4chan, not some fucking philosophy class.

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>>722938369
the government has very little control over banks. if government is doing something that is against the will of banking elite, the banks can easily ruin the economy for a country, it means the government will collapse. government and banking are both corrupt. there's no denying that Hitler fixed it.

>>722938694
I own one of these coins. It's on my desk right now

>>722938572
But who is to say that that website is congruent with the old reality, and not this new shifted one?

>>722938639
how is this trolling? you cant jsut say you are trolling.

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>>722938738
whoi knows they dont have round nosed dolphins or false killer whales on that list. the plot thickens.

>>722938751
I can't? Really... Dude, you jumped threads. That reply was for someone else. Someone less stupid than you are.

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PROSTAGMA

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>>722938876
topkek

>>722938876
>>722938920
you two are retarded.

>>722920526
Does any anon on here, OP or otherwise, believe any of these conspiracies will ever be exposed as true? If so, what do you all think will be the fallout from it/them?

Like, say the area 51 story is true, or aliens visiting us, or any of the other more terrestrial ones proves true, like the banking/money ones. What do you think will happen?

Are we as humans ready for some colossal, smoking gun, world-changing exposé?