Why are honeycrisp apples so dank?

Apples are for steers and queer and I don't know of any steers that use 4chan

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>>722912045
This is best apple. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

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>>722912045
Because science. So anti-gmo fuckheads can go suck on their peasant "organic all-natural" shit-tier fruit.

>>722912045
SO DANK

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>>722912175
Fatard detected... Let me guess, you think candy is better than apples, right?

>>722912218
Red delicious are shit tier honestly...usually taste like wax. Honeycrisp got that fire sweetness and that satisfying crunch...Probably where the name comes from.

>>722912739
Nah, too sweet.

>>722912218
Red delicious is the vanilla of apples... They are not necessarily bad, but they are basic as fuck... Just like you!

>>722912045
Why did they have to find out and start charging $5 a pound for them. Why????

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>>722912218
Red delicious is too sweet and the texture is too mealy. Good if you're a child who doesn't know better. Literally the chicken nuggets of apples

Also Gala master race reporting

>>722912218
Eating a red delicious is like eating a ball of cold mashed potatoes inside of a brown paper bag.

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Honey Crisp master race. Their big, sweet, and have just the right amount of tartness. Who doesn't love a giant apple?

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>>722913418
Nigger you crossed the line when you dissed the red delicious master race

>>722912045
They are more expensive than decent steak. You could buy either a cheaper apple or an apple snapple for a similar experience. 3/10 fruit experience would get regular apple instead

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>red delicious

Kek are you fucking serious? What have you eaten one apple in your entire lkfe?

>>722912045
You misspelled 'Granny Smith'

>>722912045
They are dank but way too expensive