Make your choice.

>>722911215
The nigger and Jim Carrey. The nigger is obviously a nigger so he's intimidating and will scare away the others. And Jim Carrey I'm pretty sure is a total fucking lunatic so he'd keep me safe.

Chappelle and Sandler

Chapelle is jacked now and Sandler looks like he can take a punch.

>>722911468
>Sandler looks like he has taken a few punches.

FTFY

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If you pick anyone other than seinfield, you're a fucktard. That dude is loaded with money, more money better protection.

>>722911215
the nig cuz he gon nig

an da biatch cuz she gon gime infinit secks helfcare

No seriously i was about to say Chappelle and Carey but
>>722911466
Summed it up bretty well

Seinfeld and Carrey.

dudes have so much fucking money to hire protection I'd be safe from the fucking Russians let alone a few stoners and Sarah palin

>>722911621
Not how this shit works. They all have phones to call the cops too...

Colbert and Sandler

Just listening to either of them still trying to be relevant and funny will make the other four kill themselves

Chapelle and Seinfeld.
The others are all either extreme leftists afraid of violence, or Adam Sandler. So I'd be safe.

Hasn't Jim carray played riles where he is actually protecting ppl? Like me myself and Irene?

2nd one is hard to pick. Adam Sandler 2nd to nuts but chapel prob had connections to actual thug shit.

Jim Carrey is the fucking Mask. That's all I need.

>>722911215
Dave Chappelle and Jim Carrey, easy.

>>722911468
Sandler cant even make a good movie what good do you will think he will be trying to kill you? So if you don't take Sandler it is pretty much 2 trying to protect you and 3 trying to kill you.

The only correct answer is Dave and Jim.

>>722913464
welp, looks like we are all on the same page

Dave Chappelle because he's black and Jim Carrey because he has Xenu watching over him

>>722911215
none of them would protect me
and only one of them would make me laugh

>>722913005
nigger you are racist i can personally confirm he came up from silver spring out by dc and his parents where political af and put him in art school

>>722912497
colbert is getting higher ratings right now than fallon. he's pretty relevant kiddo.

>>722911466
Ye.

I mean, at this point Jim Carrey probably thinks all the shit he did in movies are real. I just want to see Jim Carrey in green facepaint charging Jerry Seinfeld while attempting to spin around like a top.

>>722911215
i was going to say Chapelle and Tina because theres a chance the other four wont fight a woman (mainly colbert being a lefty cuck) but after reviewing anons opinions in this thread Ill go Chapelle and Carrey

>>722911786
This obviously
Jerry and Jim all the way
Imagine if Jim wanted to kill you anyways

>>722911466
Fucking hilarious i had the same response. Exact train of thought too. I imagined Jim Carrey from "The Mask".

>>722914483
They all have money though, I'm mostly wondering what Seinfeld personally brings to a fight
>airline tickets maybe?

>>722914865
If anything, Sandler probably has the most money. You'd be surprised how much that fucking guy gets paid to be in a movie.

>>722915255
as much as his newer films suck ass im sure he still makes bank of them

>>722911215
for a one time fight I would choose chapelle and sandler. because of happy gilmores swing and obvious nig.

For long time constant protection seinfeld carrey. Plus they are funnier than rest by miles.

>>722911215
me jim n dave will fuck them cunts up

>>722911215
dave and adam, /thread

>>722917281
is Jim Carrey still funny these days?

colbert and sandler
colbert has captain americas sheild and frodo's sword, and sandler is fucking nuts

>>722917497
he might not be super funny anymore but his impressions are top notch which is way more timeless than just acting like a manchild like sandler

Fuck your shit. I'm taking Kevin James and Ed O'Neill.

Kevin James has legit MMA skills and Ed O'Neill is a Gracie BJJ black belt. Plus, Kevin James is buddies with Bas Rutten, and no one fucks with Bas Rutten.

>>722911215
Dave and Colbert. Easy.

>>722911215
easy:

Seinfeld and Jim Carey


Seinfeld will put the others to sleep with his shit comedy... then Jim Carey will eat them.

>>722911215
jerry seinfeld, adam sandler
>they're jews, the zionists will protect me

>>722911466
exactly

>>722911215
Jerry Seinfeld and Jim Carrey because I want to die

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Colbert + Carrey

>>722911215

implying this isn't a jidf shill thread

the only correct answer is Jim Carrey, because he is not a kike, and the nigger, because niggers are not subversive.

>>722918669
Go back to /pol retard.

Carrey and Sandler. Any other combo would lose. Sandler is a beefy Jew and Carrey is a psychopath

>>722911215

I was going to say the nig and Carrey, but then after clicking the thumbnail I realise the nig is Chapelle and not Srgt. Roakes from Dexter.

I'm going to go with Seinfeld and Jim.

Seinfeld has Jew money and connections, and Carrey just because he is fucking insane. Probs figure out how to turn a frog and a rock into a gun.

>>722911215
>jews
>protecting you

>>722911215
Pick the 2 jews obviously.

>>722912497
Underrated post

>>722913957

Need a reference on that, I've heard otherwise but I hope it's true

>>722911215
Jim Carrey and Dave Chappelle. Dave because we could all smoke a bowl after we kill the rest and Jim Carrey because I grew up loving that man's comedy and it would crush me if my favorite comedian wanted to kill me and I had to kill him. I'd only feel slightly bad about killing Colbert since I disagree with him hugely on politics but still find him funny.

Protect me: Jim Carey because he looks like a psycho, Chapelle because he's from the hood, and Adam Sandler seems like a good punching bag.