Ask a britbong living in New Zealand anything!

is there more asians here or over there?

south island or north

>>722908127
ماذا تعمل لكسب عيشك؟

>>722908359
did u say, what do u do 4 a living?

>>722908127
Why? Seriously... Why? At least Sydney has some culture...

>>722908546
true, ur guyses min wage is better (thats why the maries move over there)

>>722908127

Do the lasses like your accent? Has it got you laid?

Would you fuck Jarcinda Ardern?

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>>722908127
ARE U GOING TO RESPOND ?

or did the maries ebat u up cus u took there land?

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Hey op tell us where you are

>>722908127
Most of Australians and Neozelander are descended from Britain so your comment is invalid.

>>722909139
Maoris

>>722909252
North island

>>722909040
Yes, they do like my accent.
But am a fag so no

Thoughts on crocodile Dundee?

>>722908359
No, there are no suicide bombers here.

>>722908546
was forced to move here years ago when my mum lived with my stepdad.

He got a job.
Thank god, Now I can move back one day

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>>722909290
Gtfo of there. the maoris will bum all your smokes. Come down to the main land pic related

>>722909384
This

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>>722909290
*clicks button*
Located

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>>722909139
Fuck their land

>>722909384
Australian

>>722909278
i don't respect them, so i don't spell there races name correctly.

>>722909611
checked
also vaping is really taking off here.

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>>722909384
What the fuck is crocodile dundee

>>722909511
Will I get my cock sucked while injecting heroin?

>>722909657
Their

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>>722909511
agreed, southisland is much sepriour, (unless ur from christurch cus u will probably get burnt by flames set by the moaris

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>>722909604
Mick Dundee is aussie and dead i think. He bears no relation to NZ.

>>722909862
Can anyone spell on here?

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>>722909837
Possibly if you lucky.. Go to manchester street in christchurch.

>>722909884
Anon wasn't equating. I smell butthurt.

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mayre h8 bread

>>722910064
no

>>722910077
Been there...done that

>>722910111
Checked

>>722908127
Is New Zealand now Sub-Continent?

>>722910111
Trips of truth friend.

>>722910224
Zelandia apparently

>>722910224
After a couple moar earthquacks we will

>>722910202
Is that OP or my fellow southerner

>>722910377
or if the moaries steal OUR land that we signed a treaty four, then it will become a sub-continent

>>722908359
Fuck off Abdul

any auckland fags wanna go to ice hockey school with me. Don't wanna be the only one there over 9 years old

>>722910675
b carefull of the moaries

>>722910599
>>722910377
>>722910533
This now get thread too. You mite let the niggers steal your land but i sure as fuck won't.

>>722910533
Aucklander...but used to travel to Christchurch monthly...good times

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thoughts on the NEW TV3 Logo?

i think is gay

>>722911018
Nice. I'm a cantabrian in nelson. My house got fucked up by quakes so live here now.

>>722911405
Dam...those quakes keep on happening...we are the shakey isles after all

>>722911306
That's the duumbest of the dumb shithouse logo. Look like design by a mongoloid. they should use the old logo from nineties.

>>722911405
invers is better, because when we get an earthquake we just slide because we were built on mud

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>>722908127
What the heck is this contraption called again?

>>722911606
Agreed...it's like they employed the same retards that came up with flag referendum choices

>>722911733
Chilly bin

probably because of moaries

>>722911733
Chilly bin

>>722911733
esky

>>722911733
cold keep

>>722908127
how do you keep from hanging yourself

>>722910077
Moar?

>>722911733
Chest of winter

>>722912501
Australian

>>722913280
Nope, amerilard. We call them eskys too - their proper name.

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>>722912889
chest of winter

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>>722912743
Ok squire

>>722913480
Oh winter, I'm coming.

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>>722913991
Thats all i got anyone got the rest

>>722913394
You're Australian then...fuck off back to your heatwave...they have Always been know in NZ as chilly bin...dick ;-)

>>722914153
Yea get back over the ditch your missing neighbours and home&away you okker

>>722914380
Kiwi as bro

>>722914153
they were invented in aus so you're actually the one not calling them properly

>>722914898
Kiwi fruit...originally Chinese...so it makes no difference where they were made...kiwis have always called the chilly bins...like we've always called flip flops jandals...do some research on kiwi history...I'm guessing you're a millennial...which explains your ignorance

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1) have you sucked a greasy bikers cheesy unwashed cock for meth yet?
2) have you been chased by a drunk moari. Who had intentions of eating you alive?
3) do you fuck sheep? Have you had any urges to fuck a sheep?
4) what is a "kiwi dance"?
5) how many times do you contemplate suicide, per week?
6) have you met jade? Shes a major sloot, pic related.

>>722916222
Answer me faggot

>>722908546
it actually has TOO MANY cultures

middle eastern
asians
abbos
misc other shit, spot the white guy

>>722909657
i doubt you spell anything correctly, you're probably ausfag

>>722910064
eye cann

>>722911733

>>722911806
>>722912238
>>722912555
>>722912889

all wrong, it's a fucking chully bun