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Trap thread? Last one died right as i was about to post

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Trap thread? Last one died right as i was about to post
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>>722907050
also there is a slut on kik sharing these pics
Joji347
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>>722907050
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>>722907050
I'm weighing up whether to be fucked by this guy on grindr, not sure but I'm so horny for cock right now
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>>722907625
man face, man feet... hairy ankles? wtf?
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>>722907859
you a trap?
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>>722908245
Would suck feet/10
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>>722907933
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>>722907933
a lot of brazilian trannies are at least kind of manly
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>>722908030
nah, been thinking about it though
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>>722909255
how fem are you?
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>>722909255
Long hair, wide hips, weak jawline. Fairly feminine I think
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>>722909705
Have you ever posted a picture of yourself before?
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>>722907050
Can we get a trap thread without all the amateur shit? No one cares about blurry pictures of your cock tucked between your legs. Post HQ shit or fuck off
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>>722909791
this
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>>722909791
Nah, I wouldn't unless I had fully dressed up
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>>722909972
Well do it at some point to get real feedback to help you with your decision :)
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>>722909845
I mean, how does one take a picture with obvious motion blur and think, "yup, this looks awesome"

Or made it blurry on purpose to make themselves seem better looking lol
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>>722909972
what about your legs?
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>>722910113
Less feminine, but unfortunately wouldn't be able to shave lower. Could just wear stockings to hide unshaved lower legs I suppose?
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>>722910284
Why not? People don't comment on man legs, it's pretty gay to talk about another dudes legs.
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>>722910284
you definitely could. what about your ass?
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>>722910095
In 2017 I don't understand how picture can still be as blurry as they are. Are they being taken on a Nokia flip phone or some shit?
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>>722910284
That really doesn't work as well as you'd hope. Just shave your legs, rub them together, and you'll never want to go back.
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>>722910284
Just shave your legs you insecure faggot.
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>>722910645
I'm inclined to say he did it on purpose. prob too lazy to shave so just shaves the camera and thinks that it looks good. There isn't a single fucking detail in that pic; at least wear a diff color shirt god damn
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>>722910697
This! It feels like heaven.
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>>722911032
Heaven was a shitty namefag who shit everything up.
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>>722911671
That he was, but I kinda miss him. He was a god at trolling despite going to far sometimes.
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>>722910707
>>722910697
these, then post results here
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Just in bed, playing with my pussy
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By any chance does anybody have the tumblr link to that trap that does non-nude photos but has a thick ass.
>kinda dark skinned maybe mexican
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>>722912373
skype?
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>>722912373
kik or sc or anyting? Scratch dat pussy behind the ears
>Also nice overwatch poster
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>>722912793
more
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>>722909845
>Being on a high horse when you're in a fucking trap thread
You're supposed to be under it, you fag.
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>>722910697
can confirm it's the best fuggen thing ever
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>>722913134
shaving is soooo great. Buying an Epilator was one of the best things I've bought.
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Friend was supposed to get me nair last night when leaving work, he didn't call all day. I can't stand not being smooth.
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>>722913544

I might get one. I used to use this >>722913562
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>>722913544
>>722913757
But recently I've started using this
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>>722912753
I don't like kik. I just made a snapchat named overwatchposter
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>>722913757

shaving with a safety razor is a double edged sword.

so edgy.

etc.
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>>722913897
the shave is as close as fuck, but if you fuck yp you're gonna feel it. I can shave my cock and taters smooth with it, but somehow cut my leg. idk
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>>722913757
those are actually pretty great for shaving with, I have more control and the blade stays sharper longer. Plus there's less irritation if I fuck up.

Epi is great because of how long it lasts, plus the hair has a different texture when it regrows

>>722913961
they're sharp as a motherfucker and don't hesitate to rip your legs up
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>>722913961

i was just making razor puns, but i can see that, yeah
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>>722914117
Bend over for us
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>>722913848
added ya
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>>722913820
How are bitch razors? Do you like em better than the manly variety?
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>>722914117
How do you shave it all without cutting yourself?

I want to be bald but I don't want to cut my nuts
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>>722914467
I still use the safety razor for my face because it feels good, but for the rest of my body I use the bitch razor. Feels a lot better, much less irritation if I fuck up.
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>>722914467

they're designed for shaving body hair, i use em to shave my balls, they work pretty well, men's razors are designed to shave facial hair, so they're a bit differently shaped and styled
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>>722914629

shave in the shower gel, use one that's clear, trim the hair before hand with scissors or electric trimmer, make sure the skin is taut when shaving

same principles as shaving your face/beard
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>>722914447
Anyone else is welcome :)
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>>722914668
Oh shit that sounds like common sense but I've been wondering this for a while. Figured they had to be worth it since chicks use 'em and look smooth.
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>>722914847

yeah, definitely worth it, men's razors with adjustable heads only pivot vertically, women's razors usually pivot 360 degrees to follow body contours
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>>722914847
they will be a bit more pricey, but imo worth it
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>>722915026
>>722915146
Alright, I'll go awkwardly purchase some from cvs self checkout and hopefully nobody will walk over and ask if I need help.
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>>722915146

not much more expensive than men's replacement razor cartridges, and you can probs save $ by ordering in bulk online
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>>722915306

why be awkward, none of their fuckin' business what you're buying

go through the manned aisle and stare down the clerk
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>>722915306
I did it the other day. Bought a bunch of tights and panties too. I've bought plenty of femenine shit for my ex gf in the past so it was less awkward for me.
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>>722915504

post results
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Me playing videogames
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>>722915601
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>>722915462
>>722915504
>clerk looks at me
>smug af
>no words
>look away
>stand on toes
>look back
>somehow he's hot now
>try not to crush
>crush hard
>faint
I'm bad with normal social stuff, things that make no sense always happen to me.
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>>722915637

can verify, is thicc, more posts needed for peer review

t. Ass Man
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>>722915601
>>722915749
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>>722915749

i'd hit it
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>>722915856

hit it harder than Ray in the elevator
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>>722915752
When a cashier acts smug just say 'What of it cunt.' And then most of them will be too scared too respond.
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>>722915601
>>722915856
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>>722915930

just look em dead in the eye, and unironically say, "14/88 white pride worldwide, brother"

i bet they'd be pretty dumbfounded and would continue to bag yer shit nervously

this obviously works better if you are POC and clerk is white
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>>722915930
I just winked at the clerk and she looked away
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>>722916000

lovely, moar pls
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alright b, how manly/10 am I?? finally got a chastity wooot
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>>722916210

hmmm, we might need to see more to be able to issue a final verdict
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>>722916000
>>722916125
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>>722916210
I love your legstraps!
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>>722914636
>painted nails
more plz
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>>722916318

hnnnnnnnnnnnnng, marry me, it's legal now
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>>722916318
what's your steam pls
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>>722916082
No that's bad, now your going to get a sexual harrasment lawsuit. You need too look them in the eye and say, 'Bag the razors or I'll bag you.' Works everytime.
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>>722915930
I wish I had the tenacity to do that, I'll stick to the robo lane.
>>722916065
Closer to something I would think about saying, but still too vibrant for me.
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>>722916318
>Teamspeak
watdafug?
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>>722915637
more
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Hey hit me up bored :)

Snapchat: tjenkins953
Kik: tomjenkins953
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>>722916388
>>722916318
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>>722916467
To be honest I'm a 6ft tall fairly muscular male, no one gives me funny looks. Also I was I boxer for a few years, so I would pump anyone that did want to mess with me.
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>>722916580
ew
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>>722916580

post a few grainy photos of butthole to establish dominance
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>>722916296
fair!! I've posted before, but I'm scared to post any of my butt while wearing this since I was spanked harrrdd (welts from it :()
>>722916353
thank you! haha
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>>722916426
naaaah
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>>722916898

fuggin gotdamn

dat ass
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Anyone have an at home work out routine to get a more fem figure?
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>>722916655
I'm just an inch shy of 6ft, but people say I look 16 so I guess that gives people reason to act like I'm a kid. I really don't give them reason to because my demeanor is that of a 16 yo girl anyway.
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>>722916898
Shiny, smooth, ready to be bred.
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>>722916977

civil union, indentured servitude? lol cmon ferreal
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>>722917034
I see this shit posted often, not sure if it's legit or not, gonna start trying it soon
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>>722916977
I buy you things
pls give steam now <3
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>>722916898
pics of welts?
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>>722917076
When I was 16 everyone said I looked 20.
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>>722917266
I'm 20 and everyone says I look 16
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Any New York bois here? Brooklyn perhaps?
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>>722917143

kik? strictly for tracking your progress, ofc
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>>722917266
>>722917322
I'm near 23, so I smile ear to ear when people tell me I look 16.
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>>722917322
Good if you want too look feminine I guess.
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>>722917331
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>>722917170
this intrigues me
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>>722917580
then hit me up with your steam n.n
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Traps are in fact gay.
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>>722917643
kik me and I'll respond when I find my phone, not posting it publicly.
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>>722917580
>>722916977
>>722916898
>>722916586
>>722916580
>>722916318
>>722916210
>>722916000
>>722915856
>>722915749
>>722915723
>>722915637
>>722914840
>>722914636
>>722914117
>>722913544
>>722913134
>>722912793
>>722912373
>>722912016
>>722908245
>>722907050
THESE ARENT TRAPS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

wearing socks or a pair of panties while still having a very masculine body means youre just a crossdresser

traps are passable and you fags are making trap threads shit by posting your stupid legs and headhiding

fuck you
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>>722917670
I didn't know sherlock holmes browsed trap threads
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>>722917721
sorry to be annoying, but what's your kik again?
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>>722917670

this poster does, in fact, want to suck a shenis

t. Internet Expert
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>>722907050
Wearing brand new pink panties, about to put in my buttplug.
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>>722917785
>>722917484
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>>722917750
I think one or two of them qualify, but yeah, you're generally right. Don't blind tag every pic tho...
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>>722917780
>Acting as if it's ok to be gay
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>>722917934

where did the older boys touch you m8
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>>722917934
hey I know full well that I'm going to hell, aided by Mike '304 electoral volts' Pence, still gonna have my fun on the way :*
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>>722918036
Power for queers is measured in volts * amperes.
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>>722917897
added <3
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>>722917897
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>>722918247
This one looks nice, good shit anon
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>>722918247
>>722918386
Thanks <3
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>>722918247
Not a trap just a gay dude sitting with his legs too close together
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>>722918097
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>>722918478
Mike 'Zapped the gays and got a raise' Pence
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>>722918478
you got any images of you cumming/just after you came?
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>>722918613

Mike 'Electroshock Your Love for Cock' Pence
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>>722918556
are you the faggot police? you need to pull your panties out of your ass.


faggot.
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>>722918613
Mike 'Dick in your derriere, you get the chair!' Pence

>>722918619
let me look
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>>722918713
thankyou <3
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>>722918556
post something better then, nigger, I want to get off to something in this thread too
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>>722918713

Mike 'Enjoy a Trap and You'll Get a Zap' Pence
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>>722918684
>trap thread
>openly admits to not being a trap, but rather a flamboyant homosexual.
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>>722918756
Nah im just here to make fun of the gays
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>>722918901
well in that case let's keep making nicknames for mike pence then
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>>722918684
>>722918835

faggot police here, afraid i'm going to have to issue you both citations for improperly arguing about bullshit in a trap thread without using your blinker.
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>>722918753
>>722918713
best I found
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>>722919108
amazing, thankyou <3
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>>722919215
thanks anon
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>>722919295
damn that's sexy af as well mmm
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>>722919253
moar pls
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>>722919295
>>722919341

>>722919360
seconded
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>>722919394
fuck, I love that so much, I've got a big thing for legs and panties ahh
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>>722919394
>>722919488
good because that's all I fucking post lmao
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>>722919575
those panties are sexy af, you got any pictures of you hard in them?
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>>722919657
>>722919575
of course
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>>722919108
Fuck now I'm diamonds!
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>>722919737
absolutely amazing, I'm hard as fuck right now. I needa cum.
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>>722918865
there we go, a real trap
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>>722919737
>>722919799
>>722919868
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>>722919905
the first one of the thread!
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>>722919974
actually got me horny!

More like that please!
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>>722919108
I want this to be the ringtone for my eyeballs!
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>>722920275
Wot
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>>722919945
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>>722920676
amazing <3
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>>722920676
>>722920775
Thanks :*
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>>722921020
nice, any more?
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>>722920275
Ringtone for your eyeballs? You need to be put in a thinktank, this is the best idea ever.
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>>722921280
>thinktank
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>>722921689
thanks /pol/
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>>722921763
yes and you would have gotten away with it, too, if not for us meddling antisemites
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>>722921689
tip top kek
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I fucking love this thread
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>>722921196
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this thread is pretty hard to fap to
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>>722922729
does this help? it usually does it for me
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>>722922729
Your face is hard to fap too.
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>>722922782

FUCK YEAH S E A K I N G


>>722922807

tbh that's probably kinda true
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>>722922854
OIL PAINTINGS
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>>722922911

sir i will conquer this bread
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>>722922961
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>>722922807
Ill post what little I can
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>>722923030

that gun looks fake but okay
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>>722923092
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>>722923143
I need to quit deleting stuff when hungover.
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>>722923105
also shitty trigger discipline. You can't RWDS niggers if you accidentally shoot yourself in the foot.
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>>722923196
Id have 200 pictures now if not.
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>>722923092
>>722923143
>>722923196
this is some good shit
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>>722923302
Thanks, I know where to look.
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>>722923201

the left could only be so lucky if every /nazi/ was so foolish
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>>722923380
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>>722923451
>implying that the members of the left who need to be shoah'd are as gun-savvy as the right

well memed my man
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>>722923549
holy fuck that pose. That ass.
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>>722923549
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>>722923589

>implying the right isn't all a bunch of self-proclaimed overweight basement dwelling losers incapable of catching the most basic of meals for survival & wouldn't immediately die if shit really went down from an asthma attack
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>>722923615
How bout dis?
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>>722923143
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>>722923699
you can't live on bong water and hillary's campaign (((merchandise))). Libtards are just as fucked as their right counterparts.
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>>722923718
we're reaching levels of erection that shouldn't be possible
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>>722923835

>being so far up your own ass you have lost touch with reality & think the entire left is Democrats/liberals & thinking they would be the ones to stand for piss all
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>>722923908
Kek, I got two more pics.
All aren't me, just passing the goodness along.
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>>722923930
hey I never said shit about the ENTIRE left, just the extreme left. They're the ones that gotta go to the ovens. How much is CTR paying you, by the way?
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>>722923995
that's cool, I found their tumblr. You're doing the lord's work.
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>>722924073
Im not scouring tumblr but cool.
Glad someone's happy.
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>>722924073
Clearly since I dumped some, you need to as well.
I'm going to keep looking for stuff.
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>>722924021

>implying the ones you want thrown in the oven don't also consist of military vets b/c hey capitalism fucks everyone nicely & that a large portion of leftists aren't armed or getting armed & training & completely forgetting that historically Nazis were beaten by cornbread motherfuckers from farms that grew up shooting not special forces type guys

>implying your daddy &grandaddy will do this for you & that they aren't getting old & on their way out
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>>722924021

>when you forget it's about the lulz
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>>722924182
I've been posting myself all night
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>>722924274
Sorry, I just got here.
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>>722924189
you're starting to sound panicky there, friend. Why don't you calm down and take a seat, the day of the rope is soon ans we have a noose for you
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>>722924333
no worries. also chek'd
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>>722924274
are you on hrt?
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>>722924360

>implying the truth doesn't make you feel a nausea deep down & dread doesn't fill your entire quintessence
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>>722924414
not yet, does it look like I am?
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>>722924456

nah just curious
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>>722924456
Chek'd? Did I get dubs and not notice?
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>>722924448
truth doesn't enter into it, I'm just here to have some screams and memes before I inevitably end my life
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>>722924527

you ok anon?
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>>722924516
soon, within a month or two. thank god for Snow Mexico's ease of access to healthcare resources.
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>>722924456
>>722924525
Im dumb (and drunk)
Which one are you?
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>>722924580
relatively
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>>722924585

that is really cool you will be super cute on them
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>>722924527
Yeah, like dude talk to us, we care.
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>>722924525
Kik?
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>>722924650

This world fucking blows, I gotcha..
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>>722924333
>>722924525
yes, right there

>>722916977
I'm this one
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>>722924699
Not me, I just dump.
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>>722924673
>>722924752
in all seriousness I joke about awful things and make self depreciating jokes for a variety of reasons, namely because I don't mine laughing at myself, but also because I prefer to laugh about my problems than cry about them. Just my personal coping mechanism.
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are any of the traps in here on hrt?
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>>722924790
Oh, Sock/NylonsChan
You're a saint, you have beautiful legs.
All you need is a good pair of heels or boots.
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>>722924968
guess what's coming in the mail ;)
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>>722924885
Gotcha. in high school, I had a heavy set friend who was depressed. I'd make fun of myself to make him laugh. I didn't mind, I was the only one who could make him laugh.
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>>722924885

oh it's very serious business

Nah, I get it I was that way awhile back when I first got into this shit

>>722924937

idk if I'm a trap, but I'm on HRT
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>>722925049
>>722925049
A chastity tube!
Lol, High heels I'd guess.
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>>722925083
it's a bit like that but I can make fun of myself to make me laugh. I figure if I want to mock others as much as I do, better be able to take what I dish. Works wonders.

>>722925098
actally feel more comfortable than ever since getting into 'this shit'
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>>722925174
yes, these ones to be precise
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>>722925098
huh? why the hrt then?
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>>722925098
How long have ya been on them?
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>>722914117
So hot
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How do I keep my buttplug in? It keeps sliding out. :(
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>>722925220
Adorable, I hope Im here to see the pics. <3

I got a friend these. Hopefully he sends pics or posts some.
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>>722925184

It's a dangerous game, though. Don't ever let us tell you that no one out there can love you or would want you or that you dreams are bullshit. I know you might think that sounds paranoid or w/e, but that's what I started to believe until I realized I was more into 4chan for a particular aspect of my self-expression rather than the whole proto-fascist thing.. How come you do that? & yes this is gonna happen, now

>>722925235

lol, trap is a v specific term

>>722925299

almost 2 years
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>>722925406
Get a bigger one.
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>>722925426
Those are hot
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>>722916318
MAGA!
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>>722925698
Cost me $40 and they came from china.
If you get them order like a size bigger.
He said they run narrow, if not smaller.
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>>722925438
I'm not sure why. It's just my sense of humour. It's not that I'm desensitized to 'regular humour' either, I'm just able to find mirth I'm joking about atrocious things. I like it because my laughing at horrible shit, either within myself or in the outside world, I take away any gravity or power it has to daunt me.
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>>722925729
S H A D I L A Y
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>>722925854
Might be an issue, my feet are wide
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>>722925928
Welcome to me in 2011, I had to come to /b/ just to laugh.
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>>722926168
I've been doing it for ages. Lots of funny shit here if you're willing to sift through the regular shit.
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>>722925928

I understand that pretty well, I got into human anatomy & stuff b/c of the BME Pain Olympics & shit I was fucked up & loved it and still kind of am but at the same time I'm aware of shit y'know? lol it's just something to think about - why do you not mind it? Generally, it's because it's stuff you aren't affected by really so there's no like.. actual trauma or tangible stigma attached to it y'know?

One minute you're joking about dead babies the next you're joking about gassing queers and why? What makes that in particular humorous?
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>>722926112
Im sure you're fine anon. Maybe not for those but maybe just normal adidas superstars?
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>>722926247
I'd laugh at epic threads. I wouldn't take part in stuff, Im normally pretty quiet.
But I've been here since a little before the large hadron collider stuff.
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>>722926319
these shoes are so cute.
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>>722926453
Expensive too, probably around $80+ now.
Which is stupid, they used to be about $60 like two years ago.
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>>722926314
Because it's fucking horrible. I just find mirth in the worst things out there. Jokes about atrocities where millions died miserable deaths or thousands were wiped away because a small group of guys thought a man in the sky would give them 72 unpopped pussies each are just hilarious to me. Not sure if I can explain it more deeply than 'it just makes me kek.' That being said, I don't believe in 99% of the shit I say, I'm just shitposting for my own amusement.

What a train wreck of contradictions I must seem, a trap trying to transition who supported trump and makes jokes about the day of the rope. Hilarious.
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>>722926572
New material
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>>722926572
Odd. I've always wanted these classic adidas.
I got a cute pair of seafoam coloured ones on sale once but they're a bit big on me.
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>>722926319
Yeah I like those, I may get a pair. They'd look good with the thigh socks.
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i think my asshole got torn , what do
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>>722926825
Doctor
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>>722926744
You think? (not a trap, spice girls did a shoot with them.)
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>>722926685

I just see it as a coping strategy in an ugly world tbh, I think that's what most of us do with any ideology, feigned or not

idk, I had a taste of utopia when I was studying & saw how close it is yet so far.. I mean I could be cynical but to each their own I guess, the world is ending who even gives a shit
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>>722926861
Fucken definitely.
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>>722926737
Sounds cute, I was always partial to sambas.
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>>722926911
What about a good pair of camo-pattern crocs
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>>722926857
will i get hemorrhoids or have prolapse if i dont
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>>722926942
hot as a supernova/10 would fucking cum in pants
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>>722926942
Crocs? lol? It's sambas in the summer, uggs in the winter.
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>>722926947
Look bud, your asshole is torn. It's probably in your best interest to see a doctor.
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>>722926867
That's my philosophy. If the ship is sinking and there's no way off, might as well have a good time while I can.
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>>722927086

Lol, you should find someone close by to help you transition as far as you decide & all that, fuck

that sounds like way more fun.. Date, fuck & have fun lmao
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I love being bisexual!!
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>>722926728
Moar
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>>722926911
sambas have a neat shape to them, these are the shoes I mentioned.
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>>722927420
Oh Nice, They'd go great with jeans or shorts, I'd bet.
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>>722927395
cute butt undies and chucks <3
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>>722927217
Yeah that would help. I've met tons of great people (from these threads, surprisingly) but they all live super far away
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>>722927495
I'm pretty basic. I go for black leggings and a long shirt or hoodie.
Thanks! I wear them sparingly. I've been addicted to my new balance 311s.
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>>722925438
has it shrunk your penis at all?
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>>722927643

yeah that fucking sucks, I usually meet people off OKC, where you from?

>>722927807

can't shrink what was already smol ;)
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>>722927420
I got a pair of original pink/white adidas superstars off ebay for like $20 before the price hike,
Like pic but not.
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>>722927888
Vancouver BC, Snow Mexico

Online dating isn't really my scene, but there are some gems occasionally.
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>>722928036
pink and white sounds so cute.
20 is a fucking steal if they were in better condition than the ones you posted.
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>>722927390
MEE 2 <3
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>>722928081

lol, I don't get out much so it's good for me.. well shit :o That is far
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>>722927390
>>722928142
yeah it's pretty fucken great
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Hey /b/, been a little while. Any requests? (not gonna write other than timestamp or something)
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>>722928137
Mine were almost brand new with original laces.
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>>722907050
Kik: sissyslut989
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>>722927888
how smal is it?
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>>722928340
holy shit you're breathtaking. A timestamp would be lovely.
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>>722928365
damn, that's fucking lucky.
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>>722928340
holding soft smll dick while shirtless?
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>>722928340
Damn.. You're adorable.
Give us a timpstamp with I <3 Traps?
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>>722928340
Timestamp and tits, you know the drill
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>>722928441
Lovely
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>>722928463
I scour ebay for such things almost daily if I have money.
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>>722928446

quite small?
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>>722928628
I gotta start looking at ebay more. Been mainly using amazon.
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>>722928628
thank you for the tip, I'll check it out!
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>>722928689
Id suggest you do, you'd be surprised at what you can find. :P
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>>722928689
>>722928786

Again, Yeah. I'd look. :P
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>>722928869
I suggest bongo, hot topic, tripp, and nobo for tags to look into. Youll find more as you go.
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