How do you get a girl who's into assholes to want you instead?

>>722906701
fuck your oneitis and your barter system " friendships" probably.

>>722906701
Let her cat die. She'll definitely think you're an asshole after that.

>>722906701
She only values you for what you do for her. Her "asshole" friend is more attractive and charismatic than you. Stop doing favors for her, and see how long you stay friends.

Your friendship is a sham, you're a pussy and she's never gonna fuck you.

We done here?

You ever think that a guy who seems like an asshole to you might not be an asshole to a girl?
I mean when i was getting bullied for my copious sperginess i never thought "Man i bet they treat women like this", I just thought that was their "true nature" until i realised it was actually just me who was the problem for being a sperg.
Really it should be legal defense like gay panic. Sometimes a sperg just needs a good firm slap so they'll get the message that that one time that girl/guy was nice to them doesn't mean they're your best friend/secretly in love with you.

>>722907736
your sperg attitude was definitely part of the problem, but it was entirely his choice to consistently shit on you for not being normie incarnate. Once he starts to get tired of 1 or 2 of her nuances, his inner cunt will surface against her.

Become an asshole

>>722906701
Don't ask 4chan /b/irgins for relationship advice

>>722906701
You wait until you're 30, that's what you do.

>>722906701
>watch her cat
Give up and fuck her cat

>>722906701
this girl you already blew your chances, move on and forget about it
next girl, dont be a retard doing favors for her while she fucks someone else you idiot

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>>722906701
meg stronk

>>722906701

Wait 10 years then marry her and be her emotional doormat for the rest of your life

>>722908021
>Once he starts to get tired of 1 or 2 of her nuances, his inner cunt will surface against her.
No shit, that's every person on the planet.
Do you think you'll be completely in love with this person forever even as she grows tired of you in the way every person does?

>>722906701
Honestly, every time I read these "she's only into assholes" posts I wonder what the OP's definition of "asshole" is. Is he the type of guy who is confident in himself (maybe even a bit cocky), flirts with girls he likes and doesn't sulk around feeling sorry for himself? If so, that's not an asshole, that's actually a man. In case you haven't figured it out yet, acting like a friend will get you in the friend zone. Helping her move and watching her cat (which you probably volunteered for) is not a way to get a girl to want to fuck you, my friend.

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>>722906701

>>722907023
Kek