Who you got /b/?

Fuck, wick and Bourne
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Christ Jason Jesus Bourne and Wick

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>>722905222
James Bond and Wick

>>722905222
denz and affleck. i want a fair fight for the other team.

>>722905906
Dude wick alone should be one of your picks.

Wick and Bourne would be a two man army.

Wick and bourne they are the top i guess

Any of the combined 4 are too good. I'd be dead either way.

>>722905222
I started to say "Bourne of course" but then I thought, "What if he has one of his schizo freakouts and gets me killed?"
I never saw John Wick, so can't comment.
Ditto shitty Affleck movie.
I never understood how Daniel Craig's Bond was supposed to carry on after having his balls pulverized in Casino Royal.
Is that Denzel? How many rounds of chemo did he do?

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>>722906390

>I never saw John Wick.

Hold the fuck up STOP THE THREAD and give this motherfucker a chance to catch up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V9-RkVZvB-c#

>>722905222
Bond and Bourne any day of the week.

John Wick and Jason Bourne, easily. Bond is fallible, he gets himself captured all the time. Same thing with Ethan Hunt. I never saw The Accountant, and I don't know who the nigger is.

tom cruise is a manlet just letting everybody know

Wick and that's it I don't need no one but wick

>>722907014

Have to agree with this one. I'd also tell Wick the they killed his new dog.

Wick x2

>>722905542
agree

>>722907014
Basically correct.

>>722905222

Which Denzel is this?

Keanu Reeves is actually lethal, like he could probably kill most people if he wanted to. Yall know about Keanu eh?

>>722907554

Home Depot hitman from "equalizer"

Movie was shit tbh

Wick and bourne, bourne alone could probably beat them because of how tactical he is when he makes moves and attacks.

>>722907014
It's Jack Reacher. He's good at disappearing but not a great tracker. More of a super cop.

>>722905695
This guy gets it.

>>722905222
John Wick, I don't even need a 2nd.

>>722907675

Eh. I enjoyed it. He was clever but that's about it. I liked the original TV series better.

>>722905695
I think this is the right answer

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>>722906390
Never seen John wick, you call yourself a man?

>>722907753

Agreed. OK movie. Haven't seen the sequel yet.

>>722907753
Oh is that who Cruise is in that picture? Well, even easier for me to decide then.

>>722907224
I agree... but you might as well throw in Jason Bourne just for good measure.

>>722905222
To protect me?

Wick and afflecks autist

>>722908203

A little overkill is always a good thing.

>>722905542
Agree

>>722908209

How was The Accountant? I've got it downloaded just haven't watched it yet.

>>722907078
Yeah but the Scientology army will have his back

Wick and the equalizer

Bond was close but hes always getting himself captured. And wick aint monologing

>>722905222
Wick and Bourne any day. The first Bourne movie is one of my favorites (rest of them suck) so Bourne needs to be on there and Wick is simply a badass.

>>722907897
It looked like shit and I don't go to the cinema anyway. By the time I heard it was good, it was too late to Redbox. I'll see it at some point.

>>722908454
batman doesnt talk much and his character is retarded so ben aflack wasnt bad in it. i enjoyed it. ill never watch it again though.

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Wick and Bourne for easy mode.

shit, ill go Bond/Wick for style points and goddammit you just cant not have wick or you are dead.

>>722905222
Denzel and Wick I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNq9k5CJcQ4

>>722905222
Bond and Bourne. Why the fuck would you choose Adam Sandler in this montage? He doesn't even come close to the others.

>>722905222
Denzo is a fag, wouldn't ever choose in my life. It'd have to be Bond and Bourne for me.

>>722908648

Thanks. I'll check it out then.

>>722908663
This. You don't want Wick on the other team. Fucking Baba Yaga mother fucker.

>>722905542
I thought and thought and as overpowered as all these fuckers are, if it came down to hand to hand combat (which it may, after all the world's bullet's get used up) I'd pick wick and bourne, followed by senor accountant.

In other words, I agree.

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My list was better

BOND is #1 obviously. There's 24 (i think) movies of him kicking ass and continuing on. second, John Wick. Not only is the character so bad ass that people decide to kill themselves rather than fight, but Keanu Reeves actually learned how to handle weapons and and a fighting style for the movie.

>>722905222
Batman and Neo. Save me a prease.

>>722905222
Those are all actors, dumbass..

>>722905222

Which characters are Ben Affleck, Denzel Washington, and Tom Cruise meant to be portraying here?

>>722908961
t-1000 + winter soldier (for the weapons).

>>722908961
Predator and T-1000. T-1000 can look like me and act as a decoy while the Predator stays invisible and snipes with the caster.

>>722905222
Bond and wicke, every day of the week

>>722909341
Well, you could say t-1000 and Grievous, for the lightsabers.

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Wick and The Accountant.

>>722909341
agreed, weapons and shapeshifting/regeneration.

>>722907014
Bourne needs his fights sped up, he's too slow to keep up

>>722908961
This one's pretty simple. Predator and Nuada. The rest are pretty shit tier. I was gonna go for t-1000 because he's practically indestructible, but he's not gonna do shit with only a pistol

>>722909263
Affleck - The Accountant
Denzel - The Equalizer
Cruise - Jack Reacher

>>722906390
dude...no

>>722905222

Wick and Bourne.

Because plot armor.

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>>722905222
I'll take James Bond, fuck the rest of these guys.

>>722909645

thanks anon

>>722905222
>Denzel and Afleck, since they actually protected the people they were trying to protect.
All the people around Bond tend to die, some for Borne though in a slower fashion, Wick couldn't protect his dog or his best friend, not sure which cruise guy is that? jack reacher? the guy from mission impossible?

>>722909609
You forgot about its knives and stabbing weapons.

>>722905222
Denzel and Bourne most def.

>>722909752
Dude, thas gey.

>>722905222
Ethan Hun and John Wick

easy.

>>722909859
I take that back. Saw Keanu own the range for training. So Bourne and wick.

>>722908663
Agree. I'd take Wick by himself if I could only choose one and I'd still sleep comfortably.

>>722909738
>Because plot armor.

kek

>>722910005
That was special effects. Your amount of special affects me.

>>722908999
Wick and the spick from No Country for Old Men

>>722910005
>So Bourne and wick.

Glad you came around. Even my wife agrees.

>>722908961
Winter Soldier and Aliens, the rest are fags.

>>722909507
Autist

>>722910299

From that set, I'd pick Wick and Leon.

w/e the case, I want bond on the other team. he seems like the easiest to reason with/convince to take you alive/get to monologue at before dying.

Question:
When you say the rest will try to kill me, do you mean that each one will be tasked individually with hunting me, or do they all team up to form a 4-man super powered death squad?

>>722905222

Bond and Reacher. Easy.

This thread actually turned out better than most of this kind.

>>722905222
I'd take Wick +1, even though I thought the movie was kinda lame.

>>722909082
Bond always get fucking captured and gets out by some miracle. Fuck that

>>722910480
Leon is probably a better option, but the spick's weapon is cool af

>>722908999
>Anything but El Mariachi

His feats are cartoonish

>>722905222
I'd say Bourne and Wick, but I'm fucked no matter who I choose.

I get winded if I walk more than 5 minutes and sperg out and start crying if anybody gives me any orders. Wouldn't be able to get very far at all if we have to change locations.

>>722911487

Agree

>>722911587

Yeah, but it was a fun movie.

James Bond and Jason Bourne.
>Ben Affleck has autism in that movie so all someone needs to do is hug him and he's kill him self
>John Wick couldn't even protect his dog
>Denzel is far too old now so he's unreliable
>Tom Cruise is a bit of a dick and also preys to Xenu so he can fuck off
Bourne and Bond would compliment each other really well and could take the others on pretty easily.

Absolutely Wick priority, then Bourne. It doesn't matter who's defending if Wick is coming after you.

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Who you got /b/?
2 protect you and 4 coming after you...

>>722912939
Adolf and Genghis. No question.

>>722907242
KEK

>>722905222
All others work alone, except hunt.

Taking the dream team including cruise, pegg, and ving raymes

And probably Bourne none others are genetically modified.

Hunt and Bourne all the way

John Wick, for pure skill, and Tom Cruise, for his plot-armor.

>>722911871
Who gives a shit what religion Tom Cruise is? He isn't atheist or Jewish, so his overlords got butt mad. Only reason why anyone gives a fuck.

>>722914075
Exactly this. Scientologist actors literally only get mocked and ridiculed because they aren't kikes.

>>722912939
It depends, are we dealing with their actual armies? If so I'll take the two 20th century armies with automatic weapons, artillery, and airplanes.

Are we dealing with 6 relatively equally matched armies? If so I'll take Alexander by himself for his strats (nigger was undefeated despite being vastly outnumbered)

Are we literally dealing with just these 6 men? If so, then I'd take Gengis and Alexander, for probably being the best at hand to hand combat.