Roast me /b/ Pro tip: you can't

It looks like the sun roasts your corneas enough already.

>>722894892

litterally cancer. sage,

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>>722894892
Where the fuck are your ears? You fucking alien.

>>722894892
looks like chemo beat me to it

You look like my penis when I pull the foreskin back

>>722894892
You look like victor zazz but uglier

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too pink

>>722895500
Kek

D A L E

>>722894892
I bet you hear rain when it hits that smooth dome of yours.

I have the same haircut, I know.

>>722894892
why you be looking like a chicken squeezed you out lookin boy

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>>722894892

>>722896546
bald master race

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Come out of the darkness into the light and you will roast yourself

>>722895500
Savage hahahaha

>>722896674
Bitches rub my head like a crystal ball when I go down on them. At least you have a well shaped head, a lot of people don't.

>>722894892
You look like a skinhead had autism

Generic NPC

>>722894892
Gingerball.jpg

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ur gay

>>722896851
/thread

>>722894892
You look like a human thumb OP

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>>722894892

You look like a skin tag.

you look like you wear crocs

You look like you were born in a house fire

>>722894892
Roast you? I was thinking hard boil.

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>>722894892
you look like a binding of isaac character

>>722896092
if buu absorbed krillin..

>>722897467
Cannot unsee. Holy shit.

You look like if agent 47 was a betacuckfucksucknut

>>722897757
And you deserve a smackwhack