Ask a Scottish fag anything

where the bitches at
i plan on visiting Edinburgh sometime after i leave Poland

Where you from? I am from clydebank

What does 'Yer da sells avon' mean?

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are you excited for trainspotting 2 making your country relevant to the world again?
whats kevin mckidd been up to?
whats a good scotch to YOU people? i had my cherry popped with the glenlivet 18 and the only thing thats come close is macallan. i want to know some good ass scotch to drink you wannabe mick.

>>722894091
Avon is a girly magazine that sells cosmetics and shit and you can do that as a side job>>722894091
>>722894149
Scotland invented a lot of shit look it up

>>722893769
Cowdenbeath

>>722893456
has Paige Turley started sucking big cocks yet?

>>722893456
y u h8 teh rest of the uk

>>722894473
Duno her

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>>722893456
If you don't speak Gaelic, you're not a true Scotsfag, you're Englishman whether you like it or not.

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>>722894359
you didnt answer any of my questions. this is why no one cares about you fucking knuckledragging wannabe potatomunchers. you tell people to ask you anything. they ask you things. you deliberately dont answer.

AYE LAD, YA DINNAE KEN ME MEANING, EH.

fucking idiot, kys.

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>>722894566
BGT

>>722893456
why are you the inferior peoples of the british isles?

>>722894551
Fuck England

>>722893456
Why do you think anyone would want to ask you anything

>>722893456
Vote for independence and then join EU?

>>722894607
kek

>>722894974
Yeah independent Scotland

Why so homo?

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How butthurt do you get over shitty little things?

>>722894851
Cause Scottish people are cool you cunt bucket

>>722895374
Well not really I'm currently in America so idc

>>722895304
Good for you, m8.

>>722894595
I speak both language's

Work took me to Dundee for 7 months last year. Awful country with awful people.

>>722894595
Yeah, no.

Fuck off back to the western isles, and let us pay for you you useless fucking sponge.

>>722894607
Dude you need to take a chill pill

>>722895429
Craig? Craig Ferguson!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>722893769
clydebank should have been eradicated during the blitz

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>>722895429
bullshit, you still havent answered my questions, and youre too chickenshit to fire back at my first attempt at calling you out.

youre a whiny little bitch. you expected to come in here "AYE, SCOTLAND" and have people be like "ooo, an exotic person", but instead you got by and large "youre a faggot englishman who talks even stupider".

kys, fucking faggot.

why is Scotland so shite?

>>722895582
Actually pal Scotland has enough oil and fish which We export to china and the USA so STFU

Do Scottish people actually say "ack", like Groundskeeper Willie?

>>722895606
>dude you need to take a chill pill
>im new here, why dont you be nice? i like cock.

fixt.

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>>722893456
I'm fae Aberdeen, Scotland is shite, I've been aroond and everywhere ahv been has been better.
It's pure fucking minging in Scotland.

>>722895771
It is lol thats why i moved to the US

>>722895834
Aye a ken mate it's real bad

>>722895304
>independent
>EU
Pick one

why didn't Scotland want their independence? many countries fight and lose countless lives to win it, you were offered with zero bloodshed involved but even still pussied out

>>722895816
Fair enough XD

>>722895969
We do the last vote was 49% yes and 51 saying No

>>722895889
whats it like moving from a shitehole to a country run by a tanned bawbag?

>>722895810
Yeah but it's spelt ach

>>722896106
still a majority said No

>>722896115
Not to bad he is a cunt

>>722896198
Exactly but after this brexit shit. Were leaving the UK

>>722895654
You cant kill cockroaches.

>>722896106
It was actually 44.70% YES to 55.30% NO, 55% still wanted to be run by those westminster cunts

>>722896416
I really thought it was more

>>722896281
Fuck I hope so!

>>722896416
hes talking about some opinion poll

>>722896281
Without a currency, without a plan
You're cutting off your nose to spite your face
After all that, you'll give up your independence to join the eu
What's the point?

Also Scotland, Glasgow.

Are you hot?

>>722896556
to see how shite it can get, nation of masochists did you not know?

>>722896556
What's wrong with the EU?

>>722897258
Are you fucking serious?
Is this the level of Scottish education these days?

enjoy paying for your healthcare and further education when you leave.

Right cunts. We're gon to keep the slang on twitter aright? Half the dicks here will think we're all cunts and we don't need to help them with it

>>722893456
Are you a heroin addict who gets in to pub fights every week?

anyone from/ near renfrew?

>>722896706
>>722896706
I'm not ugly if thats what your asking

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Is this an accurate representation of your heritage?

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I'm the OP this is what i look like

>>722898990
no obviously not lol

>>722899028
hi fraser

>>722899162
Names not Frasier>>722899162
Names no Fraser

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>>722899028

>>722899311
Oh aye thats me totally XD I wore it once XD

>>722899372
Mans got a tinnie

>>722899561
Love how all these pics have irn bru

Are you guys basically English with a thicker accent?

>>722899830
Thats like saying that Canada and America are the same

>>722900090
Thats basically black tar

>>722900088
So basically yes then

>>722893456
How can I, as an americunt. Settle down with one of your redhead girls?

>>722898990

Yes it is don't listen to those normie city pricks

>>722893596
Hello I'm from edinburgh!!! >>722893456
Hello fellow Scotsman
I go to UoE, hbu

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>>722893456
How come you guys are gay fucking retards like the English?

>>722893456
Have you seen Trainspotting 2?

>>722893769
stephen?

is it true that no one wears underwear over there if they're wearing a dress?

>>722893456
glasgow here

>>722900467
kilt*

>>722894607
Re-read your original request.
>Yer da sells avon
Apparently someone associated with you sells Avon. Gee what is that?
Okay, Avon is makeup. hmmm....
Your %PERSON% sells avon
He said Da. What could Da mean with an accent? Perhaps he meant Dad?


Your dad sells makeup because he is a faggot.

>>722897258
For a start they enforce austerity, will force laws on you that you literally have no say in
Pisses me off so much when Scots whinge about Westminster, you have as many mp's in Parliament as you could without being pro English
If you had a party that didn't ostracise everyone south of you then you could achieve so much more

>>722899830

No, England practiced their psychotic world domination skills on us before taking to the seas.

>>722896706
Im at glasgow too , im not Scottish tho

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Traditional Scottish meal

>>722900580
the best shit

>>722900562
Fuck off, Scotland started the union when King James of Scotland inherited the English crown

>>722893456
Opinions on iraq?

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Scottish girl time

3 glaswegians in here at least.

What're we all up to this fine evening?

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>>722900768

>>722900785
mwi u?

>>722900768

Got any of Cvrches chick?

>>722900785
I was gonna go to bamboo or kokomo but i ended up staying in

>>722900501
Fife here

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>>722900768

>>722900889
nae

>>722900748
Op never delivers

>>722900892
not fantoosh in paisley?

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>>722900768
>>722900978

>>722900562
Scotland tried to colonize Panama but completely fucked up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme

>>722900748
None

>>722900892

>bamboo

Wtf
Why would you go to that shithole willingly
Literally plainest, most boring, shittiest club in Glasgow

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>>722894149
1.T2 isn't going to make Scotland relevant again any more than the newest avengers getting filmed in Glasgow will. We are a nation of great potential but until we start to take the entirety of our country's matters into the hands of the people that live here we will never truly be relevant, contribution to global culture and society will still occur but nothing to the same extent we used to

2.Do not know the actor, looked him up, looks like a prick

3.Not that much of a whisky drinker these, mind you I don't drink nearly anywhere the same amounts as I used to. My favourite whisky is Jura Heavily Peted

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>>722900889

>>722900874

stoned

Every Scottish stereotype is going on in here, embarrassing

>>722901422
ironic

T2 was alright, not as good as the original, but not bad. If your going to the cinema the go and see John Wick 2 instead

>>722901454
lazy

>>722900703
>>722901028
Didn't fucking help that England put a trade embargo on those colonies meaning without trade for aid and supplies they just died of disease.

"ask a scottish fag anything" fuck off mate you're an actual embarrassment

Fug my ass

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>>722900889

Lauren Mayberry her name is.

Perfect

>>722901008
haha its too far from me, i live near the west end

>>722901028
top kek

>>722901165
Ive suprisingly gotten some great hookups there, where do you go?

What's with the random chants at night of "Hello, Hello, we are the Billy boys..."? and that appears to be the only line of the song

>>722902254

Flat 0/1 on Bath Street.
Couches and candlelight and bath swings for when you're mwi.

And it's not populated with butterface and Jaegerbombs aren't like £8

>>722902262
Fuckin Huns that's wit that's about

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Why don't scottish girls have any tits?

Why do our people put peat in our alcohol.

Peat of all fucking things. Old bog rot and mud.

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>>722902659
>>722902719

>>722902262

and there were no more catholics leeeeft

>>722893456
How do you feel about corned beef?

>>722902550
how much to get in? ive never been there, im basically a tourist

>>722902855
Funniest bit of T2

>>722894149
we dont call it scotch for a start, we call it whiskey, not to be confused with whisky, which is bullshit.

We like anything, so long as it gets you fucked up

>>722902871

No entry fee either bc it's not a shithole like bamboo

>>722894436
aww fuck that man, also from fife

>>722894551
just england, you know why

>>722893456
What is Scotland's national animal? Please answer on Vocaroo.

>>722894595
an englishman, hahaha! try coming up here and saying that

>>722903016
letsss goooooooooo

>>722903191
It;'s a Unicorn. Seriously, a fucking unicorn.

>>722894607
potato munchers? thats the irish you retard, literally everyone knows the irish cant survive without potatoes, we hunt and kill haggis for food

>>722902965

I lived in Larkhall and I've never seen a more life-affirming moment in cinema.

Nobody hates huns more than me though tbh. Animal people.

>>722894728
>inferior
we dont have muslim districts here.

who would you rather, ruth davidson or kezia dugdale?

>>722894851
after literally a stream of questions.

English retard spotted

Retarded because non of you can afford education

>>722903481
They certainly live in a timezone circa 1972

>>722895304
a lot of us voted stay just to trigger a second referendum.

We got fucked over the first time, by fucking retarded rangers supporters and the media.

>>722903272

Ayyyyy

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>>722894728
That's the Welsh

>>722895570
haha, if your english or american, then you got the cold shoulder. everyone else is welcomed

>>722903685
*1690
I think this was established

>>722903723
"stick your independence up your arse"

I fucking heard scumbags singing that retarded shit

why are u not shitposting in

https://discord.gg/v6HYWZF

>>722895673
hahahaha!

I bet this too, cunt probably tried to spend his faggot english fivers up here

>>722895552
>language's

>>722904017
5'11" semen demon

>>722903871
fashion wise 1972, mentality 1690

I wonder how many of them changed their pin after watching T2 (I would say after reading porno...but we both know they don't read).

>>722895784
can confirm, also spain.

This is my line of work

Scotlands shellfish industry is rated worldwide

>>722895810
more often its "ahh fer fuck sake"

>>722901692
>The king of Scotland places a trade embargo on Scotland
>fucking English

>>722893456
It's like "Ask a %usercountry% fag anuthinh|
Why do you think you fucking special for example?

>>722903958

Dragonforce were playing in town the day after the referendum so I was kicking about earlier in the day and there were folk singing the sash my father wore in the street

And about 20 'yes' folk huddled close round a wee mic trying to avoid them

>>722895834
sounds like your trying to put an extra scottish eccent on in your writing.

Aberdeen is probably the shitest place in scotland, used to go up there at weekends, place is full to the brim with niggers, and that fucking bar, the priory, has an absurdly bad record for date rape crime committed by said niggers

>>722893456
How do you feel about Braveheart'so script becoming your national anthem

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Is this the best bantz a scott has done?

>>722904167

Porno was superior.
Felt cheated when Renton didn't fuck off with the money a 2nd time.

>>722895969
we got robbed man, too many people bought into the media campaign. for a lot of people here it was the first time we realised just how biased the media is.

Also, i think it was rigged, no exit polls, intense negative media campaign, it didnt seem right that we lost.

Not to mention that the filthy english bastards rigged it the first time.

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Slanj

>>722904617
yeah

>>722896556
without a currency, like it matters.

Currency has value no matter whos pocket its in, i trade in dollars, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars and will buy a hundred dollars wrth of stuff.

we just adopt the strongest currency for now, currently the pound, smackeroonies looked pretty promising though

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Why is this show so underrated?

>>722898990
pretty much,

>>722904657
Fuck off, the plan for independence was "we don't need a currency or a central bank, we don't need to plan for infrastructure or defence, it'll be a'right pal"
Independence lost because it was rushed and idiotic

>>722899259
decent, nae salad anaw, good choice

>>722904877
Except it does matter you fucking retard
>hurr durr, my country doesn't need an economy

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Choppin board widny even feel it

>>722900425
you just moved here didnt you? fuck off back to the moon space nigger

>>722905289
Fuck off

>>722900332

Extremely easily because we all associate your accent with media and will throw ourselves at you.

>>722894436
Hahaha cowdenbeath is shite. Dunfermline all the way yah cunt

So honestly, I'm taking my son to St. Andrews when he graduates from college. Scotfags....is it worth taking a trip to through the highlands? If so, where's the coolest place to visit?

>>722903481
it was them what fucked the referendum for us, absolute fucking gutter trash, wasny that when they aw started regretting it instantly though, fucking spastics

>>722905612
wait, scottish bitches think american accents are sexy?

does the same go for british bitches?

>>722905852
highlands are boring as fuck but nice views an shite but edinbrugh is cool so is glasgow. Livingston has a nice shopping centre and Aberdeen can be interesting at times

>>722905912
>them what
they who

>>722903958
it made me so fucking angry man, still seething with rage over it.

Football sectrarianism, the purest form of stupidty ever created

>>722905852

Glen Coe/Fort William is most tourist-friendly and dramatic I'd say.
Or Cape Wrath or Skye.
All of the highlands is worth seeing tho really. Would move there in a heartbeat if I wasn't a poorfag.

>>722905612
On my way. Mate, I owe you a few pints.

>>722904419
sake man, your dad in the orange march? if so, kill him, hes a retard

>>722905852
fuck that, go to spain or latin america, somewhere warm where he can get a bitch and admire women in bikini. he will appreciate that way more than looking at grass

>>722905056
fucking propaganda, at the time the euro was still strong, plenty of time to establish a currency.

Infratructure? do you even know what infrastucture is?

>>722905185
an economy is the low of cash dumbass, the currency doesnt matter, nor does having a central bank, what matters is using a backed currency that everyone agrees on, fuck we could have used the yen and it would have been fine.

>>722905237
classic, best sketch ever.

>>722906081
we speak differently from you english, this has been established for centuries

>>722906411
How strong the euro was is irrelevant, you need a stable currency for 10-15 years to join and you were leaving the eu if you left the uk
Infrastructure is something the English gave you and you can't manage on your own

>>722906506
meant to say "flow of cash"

>>722905958

Probably, though who knows.

I pulled an american once and it was like listening to porn, or a movie. Never been so turned on by a voice before. He left to go home next day but shit was cash.

>>722906251

Hahaha my mum used to take me to orange marches when I was an anklebiter. Haven't spoken to her in years

I also knew a hun baton boy that grew up to rape an indian lassie.

>>722906506
Is this how fucking retarded Scots are these days?
An economy is unimportant?
Fucking hell m8

>>722906734
If you use another counties currency are you really independent?
Since you can't regulate your currency or anything like that, you'd just be china's bitch

>>722907086
Carrying on with your example of using the yen

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>>722905612
Wait, you say that. But are the birds like the CASH ME OUTSIDE type?

We all would just see the country go to shit for a couple years just to prove we can. Shit levels out eventually.

Or at least we could before the referendum. We're a country of shitbags now.

>>722906663
I'm American, and "they who" is the proper grammatically-correct way regardless of where you are.

>>722895965
That burger-level understanding of international politics.

>>722906739
"pulled"?

>>722893456
You in a clan?

>>722907446

Nope, so long as you stick to cities/city bars and avoid orange women with smokervoices a lot of them are decent, sweet and soft-spoken.

>>722907651
>not understanding the eu can make laws overriding the sovereign laws of a member state
What's that about burger understanding?

>>722907688

'Fucked?'
Seems so harsh. He was a sweetheart.

>>722907929
shagged?
knocked boots?
skrogged?

>>722907863
> live free or die, amirite guise?

>>722908229

Bonked.

>>722907738
Right one m8

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>>722908251

>>722894436
leith reporting in

>>722908803

Are you HIV positive?