The way is always the same.
>>722892343
hey bad
... Up the butt?
Badger is probably the faggiest imo fam.
>>722892919
None for you.
>>722893356
That's ok, I don't like dick that much
Grindr is full of degenerates, I hate it
>>722893484
Liar.
>>722893837
Nuh uh
>>722894136
You are a lying faggot that loves cock.
>>722894532
Only cock I love is mine. In a butt
>>722894136
Especially kitty's.
>>722894644
Wait.. erin kitty or a different kitty?
heh
straight people
>>722894758
Katten.
>>722894813
cute mon
>>722894821
Ah.
Oh well
>>722894644
It's the only butt I have
>>722894888
mhm
>>722894888
Matty is a cute.
>>722894914
No, kitty's dick. Take it.
>>722895140
I dont save lewds, but I can post some cute mons I have
>>722895348
Wouldn't know!
I haven't posted here in a long while!
>>722895348
im a manly man
>>722895349
if its cute, its definitely as good, if not, better.
>>722895348
He'll be an exception
Mornin sunshines
>>722895428
He pretends to be manly.
>>722895571
A CUTE.
>>722895578
Hey Nef.
>>722895575
That's just the start.
>>722895916
hows it goin?
>>722895916
Those days are past me. I stopped appreciating cock when I stated appreciatng butt
>>722895571
I specialize in cute stuff.
>>722895916
baka tsundere senpai?
>>722895578
>>722895916
im manly
>>722896252
do you have a diploma?
I want to waste away my night funposting, but there are a lot of people and booze downstairs.
I dont wanna be social, but someone brought S'MORE BEER
>>722896309
Nah, I'm just a student in cuteology.
>>722896042
Work sucks and hate looking for a lawyer.
>>722896158
Nah.
>>722896252
Yes.
>>722896268
>>722896398
Totally yah, I mean frotting is nice (I imagine) but that's it
>>722896398
Lawyers also suck. What do you need one for?
>>722896410
katia is a lovely cat
>>722896398
Hrmm
As long as he(?) doesn't feign a speech impediment, then I won't mind him(?)
Speech impediments suck, I've first hand experience!
>>722896365
i see, gl with exams and stuff
>>722896492
>>722896478
>according to science, (You) should perform fellatio at least twice a day
I guess you'd better start sucking, then
>>722896548
thanks!
I feel I am well studied for the upcoming test this Wednesday!
Nef and other people.
>>722896579
I'm at a loss as to what I should post.
>>722896476
Hunnibuns still needs one for the airport shit.
>>722896501
I don't speak weeaboo, so I just said yes.
>>722896309
CUUUUUUTE.
>>722896814
oh, good.
>>722896814
Airport shit?
Is he from one of those countries Trump banned or something?
>>722896711
Mornin
>>722896609
what are you gonna do about finding a job with that diploma, should you pass?
>>722896814
ill have you know i can pick up at least 10 pounds, so im a manly man
>>722896927
Apply to everything ever and hopefully something will stick!!
>>722896878
He also likes being called cute.
>>722896927
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
>>722896883
He was accused of being a domestic terrorist by anti-gay Bosnians a few months back
>>722896883
Yeah, that seems about right. What's cooking?
>>722897232
Ohk, so he likes being called cute but calls himself manly.
Is he in an Egyptian river?
cause that seems like denial
:D
>>722897232
>He was accused of being a domestic terrorist by anti-gay Bosnians a few months back
I know that is a horrible situation and I feel bad for him but something about that sentence made me giggle. I guess just cause it sounds so odd.
>>722897256
Not much, chillin on my rare day off.
>>722897007
good luck w/ that, maybe you'll pass as a mind-game lawyer who persuades the judge by showing the judge pictures of very cute things, and then say "do we really want the defendant to regret looking at these?". you'll be the best defense lawyer, until your later years where you'll accidentally defend a serial killer and he went out and kills you because killing is the only way they know how to process emotion.
or maybe just an artist, but idk the first one seems more life-worth-living like.
>>722897232
that's an odd way to say "manly man"
>>722897546
Uhm..
That is a very well thought out hypothetical.
Are you sure it's not rooted in anything?
Also, fun fact!
When I was just a little one, my parents took me to a psychiatrist cause I was a 'problem child', and after a session with me she diagnosed me as a sociopath and said that I'd be in jail for murder by the age of 20.
Jokes on you Ms. M, I'm 20 and haven't killed anyone!
>>722897800
forgot pic
>>722897386
Look at him >>722897546 too cute.
>>722897470
Its the "anti-gay Bosnians" part.
>>722897851
I dunno mang, I'm not convinced.
>>722897851
Not just that, but that they accused him of domestic terrorism.
That wouldd be like the Westboro Baptist Church accusing abortion clinics of terrorism in the attempt to get them shut down
eevees are objectively best mon
>>722896711
I dunno either.
>>722896883
arent u gonna say hello
>>722898287
Depends on what measurement you're using
Some pokemon are stronger
>>722898415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62XB9IbMnxQ
>>722897800
not since it got plagiarized by adam sandler and made into a shitty movie.
im sure you'll get there, your first will probably be your last.
>>722897851
ooh razzle frazzle
>>722898498
They have the cute category on lock down, and that's all that matters to me
>>722897800
>Jokes on you Ms. M, I'm 20 and haven't killed anyone!
....yet
>>722898580
Adam Sandler is good at that, bad movies that is.
Nah, fam.
I don't into murder.
>>722898684
:DD
It's fine, I won't do anyone a kill.
And, and I have gotten much better at empathy and such, so I'm well adjusted.
>>722897800
You should kill her for being wrong about you
>>722898621
I won't disagree with you
>>722897933
He's like one of those purse dogs that like to act big and tough. In reality, he's just borking squeakily.
>>722898054
It was only considered terrorism because he was at the airport, and his manager went straight to the FBI, instead of through security.
>>722898580
Bork bork.
>>722898799
...eventually
>>722898989
ghfjhfghfghgfhgfrfhgfhg
>>722898989
Did they discover his dildos or something?
>>722899128
He worked there, and hunnibuns doesn't due discreet.
>>722899018
Bork.
>>722898816
That's exactly what my brothers suggested I do.
good, at least I know that you have your cute radar working.
>>722898989
like a maltese :D?
I love malteses
>>722899018
You confused me
>>722899377
Oh dear
>>722898525
stop
>>722899412
But it does beg the question
Which is the cutest eeveelution?
oh my GOD
This cappuccino beer I got is fucking awful its like someone took a beer and poured 5 day old used coffee grounds in it.
Hello fair faggots, how are you all?
no straight people allowed under my blankets
>>722899377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUtZZf658TM
>>722899412
never mind
>>722899620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmbOQcd1yR8
>>722899810
>>722899624
Ohk so Im gonna go off the shiny eeveelutions cause shiny eevee is best.
Vaperoen is a purple gross, would not recommend
Sparky boy is puke green, ew.
Flareon is hardly different, pass.
Espeon is actually just Shrek, Pls no.
Leaf boy is just no.
Which leaves top 3, dark boy, ice boy, and gay boy.
they are equally cute.
>>722899686
Try vodka instead.
>>722899765
it's fine, I hardly mind.
>>722899863
>villan
>>722899939
ew shinies
>>722899948
i am, i'll fuck you up
>>722899948
don't diss, perhaps the artist is dyslexic
>>722900049
I am pretty sure that I dislike you now.
>>722897470
das nice
>>722898366
cats?
>>722899939
how do you mind irl then?
>>722900151
The original colour schemes almost always look better
>>722900058
If you can't spell villain you'd probably fuck it up.
>>722900338
shut up I didnt notice
>>722900269
Poorly!
I am dyslexia so I can't really mind good ;/
But I manage!
But I can't word good neither, so that socks.
>>722900338
aaand I hates you now.
>>722900369
Without good attention to detail you'll never be a villain in a luxurious secret volcano lair
>>722900391
pls don't murder me
In the example you just gave you literally trashed 4 of the 8 eeveelutions for having shitty shiny colouring. And these are the cutest pokemon.
Could you guys just shut the fuck up and post gay furry shit so i can jack off?
>>722900577
Pls.
yea well uh
:stoplogic:
take that.
>>722900577
sauron dindu nuffin wrong
>>722900645
no but u can boop this snoot if u want
>>722899686
why would you even
*boops snoot*
>>722900778
its a stout
naturally dark and roasty, felt a coffee mix might go well..
>>722900391
i see. i hope they're clean socks.
>>722900645
i mean, you can just go to e621... but here u go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlfNo4DusLA
best song
I prefer Lucero over this shit
>>722900855
They better be!
'cause socksarecool!
>>722900835
Ah, so I see that you are in the snoot booping business
>>722900851
you tried something nice and see where it got you
moral of the story: don't try nice things
>>722900880
No this is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAv500Q6bfA
>>722900725
Except fuck up and die
>>722900663
I'm fucking obliterated
>>722900991
I am become Badj, booper of snoots.
>>722901007
I was lied to
>>722901069
he had NO REASON TO EXPECT IT THE HOBBITS STRENGTH WAS THAT THEY HAD NONE EXCEPT DETERMINATION AND LUCk
>>722900991
you know whats cool?
the ibanez jem, but they're expensive because steve vai makes it expensive, and also the neck.
>>722901230
How can you ever trust anything anymore? May as well give up and try to destroy the world.
>>722901230
>underestimating your opponents
nigga
>>722901432
why am I not 20 points ahead?
am i allowed here
>>722901499
Because you're a joke of a villain.
>>722901508
who?
>>722901572
FUCK YOU DONT INSULT ME I WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE
>>722901021
I'm apt to say that you are wrong.
>>722901069
Murdered, even!
>>722901079
That's actually one of my favourite quotes!
>>722901251
> ibanez jem
What?
>steve vai
Who?
>>722901688
You'd mismanage it so badly the universe would impeach you within a week.
>>722901373
you are right I must kill everyone.
>>722901805
I WILL CAUSE #NOTMYUNIVERSALDICTATOR PROTESTS AND THEN THEY CANT IMPEACH ME BECAUSE IM NOT THEIR UNIVERSAL DICTATOR
>>722901747
>>722901508
sure
>>722901736
guitar
guitar player
>>722901747
I really hope that you weren't born in '01, cause that'll make me feel old n sad
>>722901869
this image is cute
>>722901913
oh, sorry I don't know much about musicians/celebrities
>>722901736
You've not been hit by the Frank Effect so you no nothing.
>>722901921
its an AESTHETIC meme u dip
>>722902019
>>722902015
I am confused.
>>722902019
>u dip
My favourite meme
>>722901861
More like universal dick taker
>>722901999
i see
>>722902157
>>722902131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPhXA2zHCU
>>722902172
and now for something completely different
You are a guy, yes?
>>722902243
Yes I know the origins of that meme, Im not a newfriend
>>722902217
You left yourself wide open for that one, but I guess that's your normal state
>>722902353
i know you do
im not a new friend i just change my name a lot
>>722902353
maybe
>>722902387
you're funny, you'll get murdered last.
>>722902474
Oh, so I get to witness more of your failures than anyone else? At least I'll die amused
>>722902441
I wasn't [memearrow]assuming that you weren't
What other names have you gone by?
>>722902451
Like..
I know a lot of male Matts and a few female Matty's, so I'm at a crossroads here
>>722902583
if i wanted to tell you i wouldnt change my name
>>722902557
it also means you'll be forced to listen to all my speeches.
>>722902635
Do you know of me, then?
>>722902131
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Frank%20Effect
>>722902692
i left for a while, so no.
>>722902646
I'm pretty much used to your incoherent rambling by now
such mystique
>>722902583
i thought my discussion with snarf already was enough to identify my sex
>>722902750
Eh, I guess I'm not one much for frank.
>>722902767
I mean, I used to post here in '12
Perhaps I know you.
>>722902885
Oh, then I'm sorry if it's a touchy subject.
>>722902955
see >>722895571
>>722902955
He's got songs you may know from movies etc.
>>722903140
Hrmm, then can I ask your age?
>>722903165
Tiger.
>>722903165
Like?
Give links, please.
>>722903178
nah
>>722903218
Hey Snarf, workin again?
>>722903262
Stayin' Alive for that one.
>>722903409
oh, ohkie dokie then
Do you have any.. pets?
>>722903533
Oh, really?
>>722903178
He's 17
>>722902860
no u
>>722903613
Oh, so he's under then.
Also, rude.
He didn't want me to know.
>>722903604
i consider my strat my pet.
>>722903613
>>722903604
Ya really, it's the montage song.
>>722903913
>>722903913
Strat?
>>722903948
I know of the song!
>>722904052
>>722904091
Stratocaster
>>722904380
>>722904380
Those seem expensive!
Also, can you play Piano Man on the guitar?
if not why not
>>722901736
excellent
>>722901807
don't kill me tho
Why is that little cheeky lizard such a good design?
These features and color scheme go so well together!
Haunter was similarly good, imho.
>>722904746
Im just infatuated with Oppenheimer
he is a cool cat
>>722904468
>>722904536
eh. mine is pretty low-tier, it was cheap so i dont expect it to succeed too much.
i'm not too interested in learning billy joel right now, i'm more interested in getting pink floyd down.
>>722904839
because salandit a CUTE
>>722904904
but hey, you can guitar which is pretty cool!
Grr
It was a joke!
>>722905055
LOOK A SHINY
I THOUGHT YOU HATED THOSE
>>722905152
The shiny is relevant to the picture, luv
>>722905152
sure is, it's fun to play songs you like.
>>722905322
don't call me love, weirdo
>>722905442
Don't call me weirdo, studmuffin
>>722905429
I kinda wish I knew how to music good, but oh whale I guess
(also pls no lewd post, weirdo)
>>722905529
Ya ok, whatever you say weirdo
>>722904889
is he a cooler cat than katia?
>>722905583
in a gfur thread, it's a sin for me to not post lewd lucario at least once
>>722905753
Yes
is that even a question?
>>722905805
Then I guess Im a sinner?
>>722905894
>a sin for me
>>722903533
Yup. When you letting Banaders bend you over and go to town on that tigerbutt?
>>722906263
He can have my butt once i got some loads in there.
He loves it messy :D
>>722905894
But Oppenheimer is dead and katia isn't, at least in the traditional sense.
>>722906495
ohayo
T O R O N T O
O
R
O
N
T
O
>>722906597
Hello
>>722906706
what's good?
>>722906839
ayy
hi buff
>>722905529
you c-can call ME love
>>722906926
Tired, but that's nothing new.
>>722906434
Ahah, this is how badj found out!
>>722906982
>>722905994
Sorry for late response, some brothers wanted me to get more drunk
I totally read that.
100%
I am good at reading
you don't even know
Also rimmin is ew.
>>722906597
Oppenheimer lives on through memory!
>>722906926
hey badj, how's it going?
>>722906964
notice meeeeee~
>>722906982
c-can I call you love?
>>722906999
check'd
Same old then.
>>722907133
>rimmin is ew
>
Katia will live forever as the god-emperor.
>>722907154
Not bad, should get to bed soon so I can play with a bunch of friends again. And you?
>>722907054
Butt cleaners are a job required by gay tigers
>>722907056
already wearing one
>>722907133
>Also rimmin is ew.
id love to be rimmed.
>>722907390
PLEASE
>>722907390
I never want to tongue punch fart boxes.
Katia isnt Trump..?
Also, hi. It's been a while
>>722907390
OMG give me a (you) and i'll see it.
What's doing?
>>722907390
It's going okay, I'm gunna see what my friends are playing for pathfinder since two of them died.
>>722907390
of mankind
>>722907404
I do got a hose but it ain't gonna make things cleaner
>>722907390
Trying to get as much money as I can for the following few months.
>>722907475
I think I dislike you
>>722907529
How long have you been playing LoL?
>>722907561
But mouse hose's are small.. sure i would be able to feel it?
>>722907595
I have been playing for 7 years
>>722907486
I'm gonna boop ya
>>722907507
but why not
>>722907522
(You)
see what tho
>>722907529
uhmmm.... k?
>>722907543
sure, that.
>>722907583
you gonna move in with your sweetie?
>>722907595
darn
>>722907744
I've been playing since S1, So I think that's 7 years!
Do you have the cool Kayle skin?
>>722907853
its so gross.
>>722907866
Yea, u just lost a potential friend.
get rekt
>>722906999
>>722907154
kisse
>>722907853
i'm going to weep in relief
>>722907853
I'm trying to help him move here.
>>722907925
You haven't even tried it, have you?
>>722907925
i didn't know i had any kind of potential lol
>>722907998
I am a virgin.
>>722908054
well u just squandered it so haha
>>722907948
then I'm gonna pet ya, and then...
>>722907973
Yeah, thought you two had something like that planned.
>>722908056
That explains it then. Give it a try and you'll love it. Naturally you have to take care proper hygiene is observed.
>>722907853
you asked how it was going so I told you and about what was new.
>>722907869
I believe so but I don't remember since I don't really play kayle
>>722907948
I will kiss luc because he is cute and sexy if that's what you mean.
>>722908196
It's going to be difficult but we might be able to it.
>>722908192
okay then?
>>722908225
I just didn't understand the whole dying thing.
>>722907853
How you been mate?
>>722907718
I couldn't possibly be THAT tiny :P