Ylyl thread no Cancer

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Meow

>>722889280

>No cancer
>First 3 posts cancer

This place is dead.

>>722889963
chuckled cuz it's true

>>722889723
ayyy lmao

>>722889779

Was air force....

>all the benefits of being military
>get treated way better then other branches
>mlre money
>girls
>traveling

I still think the other branches just salty. I got to travel and actually see countries and tour n shit.

>>722890363
wtf is that thing?

>>722890399
I'm an active duty Marine. I've been to Nellis, you guys have everything better, except for uniforms and bragging rights. After I get my DD-214 I'm planning on go Air Force

>>722890363
More like this pls

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>>722889392

>>722890363
I want to be that cat, right after they took that shit out...like a huge shit...ohhh...the feeling of relief!

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>>722890714

>>722890713

Dont be an MP. I was and its the lowest of the low. Sit on gates scanning IDs....occasionally fight a drunk and have to write reports out the ass.

Medical....all the hoes are in medical.

>>722890363
mfw accurate representation of Refugees, America, and Trump ridding America of them.

>>722890900
Yeah, I'm a 4641, looking to do something similar in the AF or National gaurd

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>>722889280

>>722890233
I fucking love David Thorne

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>>722891219

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>>722890363

>>722890233
These are never funny

>>722890278
This is great

>>722890363
O.o

>>722890655
The world can only wonder

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>>722891370

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>>722890713
you were stationed at nellis? what's the real scoop on area 51?

>>722891446
:'(

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>>722890233

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>>722891370

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>>722889911

Nice quad dubs!

>>722889963
Hits to close too home.

>>722891486

Nellis is just vegas man.

And I wasnt stationed there buf Groom lake is privatly contracted now with mostly mps who qualified for yankee clearence...

So if you can stationed at andrews afb and be around air force 1 then theres a good chance you can get hired for some secuirty position at off sites.

I didnt get any clearence above secret which is literally the most general clearence you can gst...

Only did 6 yeRs though.

Plenty of stories from dudes thst use to protect nukes n shxt...everyone fears going to minot...its the equiviliant of security forces hell.

>>722889779

What about Navy?

>>722891486
I wasn't stationed there, I was on assignment to take pictures of the f-35's they have there.

>>722890363

holy shit is that a boat fly larvae? I bet it purred it ass off when it was out.

>>722889911
Holy shit quad dubs

>>722891786
It's like being at basic training your entire enlistment.

And what I mean by that is, you sleep in a room with 40+ guys every night.

>>722889911
>>722889900

>>722892029
I've always wanted to lick the blondes cooter

>>722890399
My ex gf joined the Air Force. Can confirm it's a fuckfest.

>>722890399
Air Force 1N2 ship out in two weeks.

>>722890363
nigger what
its a "cat"erpillar
i feel bad for making that joke

>>722892649

HAHAHAYHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA hope you enjoy working nights the rest of your life

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>>722892193
Yeah, a "boat fly"

>>722892969
i get it

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>>722891786
done

>>722892873
What's wrong with that? That's actually better to me. Plus if I get stationed at Hickam, Intel has 9hr Panamas.

>>722890480
>KEK

>>722892969
I laughed more than I should have

>>722890445
>Matthew Obara
Read that as Michelle Obama

>>722890529
Lost it

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What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

her miscarriage.

>>722889373
lost

>>722893908
That's just a dumb, nonsensical version of the actual joke

>What's 12" long, stiff and makes a woman scream in the morning?

>Sudden infant death synndome

>>722893207
More?

>>722893861
Hard to laugh at that one. That's one of the most pathetic pictures in existence.

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This one is so funny

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>>722890233
Reminded me of this one, also checked

>>722894333

Another fucking "mother will die in her sleep".

How funny.
How original.
How could I expect anything less?

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>>722889392

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>>722889911

>>722894689
lmfao

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Fresh from the latest raid

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>>722889648
fuck

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>>722893147
side alert!

>>722891370
>These are never funny
alright smarty pants, post something funny for us. You funny guy you

>>722894206
Basketballs? No.

>>722895049
whut?

>>722889779
Air Force reporting in, can confirm it's gr8

>>722889779
There's a non-40k version of this?

>>722895049
> Having no shame or embarrassment about being naked
> Being the one person who by all rights should feel the most shame and embarrassment about being naked

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>>722895049
SO MUCH SHIT GOING ON.... just, fuck.

>>722895236
Actually yes, there is one left inside

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>>722895484
Oh.

>>722893861
the blonde in the back row is pretty believable

>>722889392
Appreciated

>>722890365
>24
>on /b/
>2 girlfriends so far

how is that 40KG retard got 2 gf ?

fake and gay

>>722889993
Kek

>>722894242
No, that's not you're photo

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>>722894771
>cheese maker
>now a soldier
he shouldn't be surprised

>>722891764
more like this. and webm

>>722892029
why do people always post the not funny one ?

the sister one is better

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>>722891764
Fucking Botflies.

>>722890415
This nigger murdered his mentor

>>722892969

lost

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>>722890415
BRAAAaaaccoooooo... Stare me to health, my lord.

>>722890529
I don't get it.

>>722893861
>both of the left and the last on the right next the door

Advanced pro + sex doll for reall virgin
only 19.99$

BUT WAIT THERES MORE!

>>722891206
Would spark an international shitstorm but really would be awesome. I hope trump does it:

>>722889392
kek

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>>722892193
Yeah man, Those boat flies scare the shit out of me.

[FunnyBanana.png]

haha and you say no cancer, op.

all i have to do is think a funny banana man and laugh, because none of this shit's funny.

>>722895049
>normal day in ooga booga land

>>722895903
What is this, ylyl for ants?

>>722891312
I know these are fake but...

I get that the victim of these things is probably a square. But jobs aren't playspaces, you're there to get shit done. Smartass prank like that are a real drag on actual work

>>722893147
Full kek to starboard

>>722896678
need to make a gif with helicock with dead or alive and make the new meatspin

>>722894771
Spartans, what is your profession?!

Also, I was in the army. Is cheese maker to soldier worse than high school dropout to soldier? Methhead to soldier?

>>722893861
notice how they are all touching their dolls

>>722891764
Limbo

>>722895603
Word

>>722891206
>K
RS-28 Sarmat !!

And NOT a direct hit over the box so it gets knocked down too.

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>>722890529
Oh my god, lost. love shit like this, when stuff that's supposed to be fun goes to shit. Probably explains a lot about my life.

>>722890032
Im always impressed by industrial slaughter. I once watched a video where chickens were hung by their feet and moved now a conveyer belt. They eventually forced the heads to get caught in a metal bar and were ripped off.
It was cool.

>>722894333
okay one

>>722897577
>It was cool.
degenerate sick fuck

need sauce tho

>>722897402

>Probably explains a lot about my life.

what, that you're a 15 year old goth edgelord?


yeah probably

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>>722890032
I thought it was popcorn. Then ooh blood
>real neato

>>722890233
god there is nothing worse than people who can't write a grammatically correct sentence trying in vain to sound official in memos.

I pooped today

>>722893147
Kek

>>722896095
Lost

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>>722890415
He can trigger abortions just by looking at pregnant women?|

How and where can I meet this living god?

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>>722895903
way to save the thumbnail Kemosabe

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>>722898950

where the bananas at?

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>>722899362
fuck you you're getting sal instead

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No bananas, saturday night. Conclusion: the ones who post bananas are pure trolls who just wanna annoy the nerds.

t.

a banana

Ill post bananas again during the week for you guys again no worries

>>722898847
diamonds

>>722889474
YLYL threads are Cancer. In fact, this whole fucking board is.

>>722896481
Found the square.

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>>722889723

its a boy!

>>722890655
I think it's a botfly larvae

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>>722889648
>windows

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>>722899362
did someone say banana?

>>722895913
Top fucking kek

>>722890415
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braco_(faith_healer)

>>722889779
Also USAF Veteran here. Can confirm awesomeness of being in the Air Force.

>>722890363
Fascinating...

>>722900682
The nigger is the powerhouse of the cell

>>722892649
Good stuff. I was a 3D151 when I was in. Previously a 3C351 before the AFSC was retired.

>>722895977
Majin Buu's nigger form

>>722894333
Cunt

>>722898624
oh my fucking god

>>722889572
Haha niggers!

>>722901082
a fellow darkkmane fan?

>>722898624
not so bad. i have a underpant that's in the same condition.

>>722890399
Military in a nutshell

>marines most respect
>Navy best stories
>army dumbest people
>air force smartest people

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>>722890445
I am the liquor Randy

>>722893861

ITT: No one realizes that the dude in the back has 3 of them.

>>722902031
No.

>>722902820
bitches love virgin

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>>722889723

>>722890363
It's cuterebra larva

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>>722894333
B-but my mom is already dead, anon.

https://youtu.be/sDVORoIw6XA

https://youtu.be/sDVORoIw6XA .

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>>722893207
Reminds me of the ball returner on a Skii Ball machine.

>>722895154
Source?

>>722894333
>inmunity

kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERx3B6ZgcTw

>>722905509
Horimiya it's a feel good manga

>>722890445
Is the guy in the middle from American pie?

>>722896076
Chernobyl in the background of that pic

>>722902542
lost

https://youtu.be/KiNUnlyfTmM

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>>722895860
Missed the other half of this...

>>722893861
You can just smell the old cum from here

>>722891098
classic larson, more like this!@

>>722889474
Way to not contribute nigger

>>722891370
fuck of normie

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>>722890333

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>>722890363
ok

>>722893147
Actually laughed for once in these shitty threads. Fucking props hahha

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>>722889911

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>>722895049

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>>722902542
kek

>>722901317
Lost

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>>722902542
kek

>>722890333
Fucking kek on the trips.. faggy wincest nonsense

>>722890032
Why did they do this?

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>>722889280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgST44DW6NE

>>722898624
That's exactly what's sticked up under my desk

>>722894333
goddammit

>>722898699
even she looks disappointed

>>722912361
Excess male chicks.

>>722913319
Lost

>>722891312
Lost at "click here to see the man singing"

>>722912361
We do this when there's a surplus of male chicks. It eventually gets to a point where if we kept them alive we'd just be feeding them for no reason. Waste of money.

>>722909395
Fucking lel

>>722893207
HOLY SHIT BALLS

>>722890363
I'm so glad they were able to get it out.

>>722912361
McDonald's chicken nuggets

>>722894333
hate u

>>722894333
I actually lol'd

>>722894333
trips...

>>722894333
Nuggets

>>722889280
YourLameYouLoser

what a cringeworthy thread

>>722889963

No humor in this

> depressed again

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>>722890363
yo dude tf

>>722891587

> roodypoo dollbabies arent funny

>>722893861

I just would love to see a documentary on how this whole "convention" came to be. Did they start out advertising on Craigslist? How does one of these guys find the others? Maybe they stick flyers in the package when you buy one? So many questions...