Welcome to my blog! i got in the elevator and a guy a little

should a gassed him by ripping a big fart

>>722888198
got asked to go into a house in BK once to turn on someones stove. I told him I couldn't and he should just make a salad

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As soon as he pressed the button, you should have said "Your eternal soul will sizzle in HELL for that"

>>722888555

Please check double TRIPS

>>722888555
that or pulled the "hold" button then ask him "what now?"

>>722888634
checked and admired

>>722888513
>should just make a salad
amazing

Honestly, the hat is what clinches it.

If he was wearing a fedora or trilby, then you did good.

Anything else you're a neurotic little faggot.

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>>722888198
>I have jewish blood and appearance,

If he thought you were a fellow Hebe, why did he make you do it? You should have ranted and screamed, telling him he might just as well be sending you straight to the OVENS as asking such an impertinent question. And finished with PRAISE JEEEZUS

>>722888806

Damn, Pierce Brosnan has gotten fat!

>>722888756
you cant actually be this stupid, stop larping

>>722888756
Jdog spotted

it's been real, /b/