hey /b/, i have a problem with my housemate. she fucking pisses

Move her stuff 5 cm to one direction everyday.

>>722877343
Rape

Anal rape

Piss on the toilet seat and leave it up, play vidya games with headset and talk in a borderline telling voice, have obnoxious sounds coming from your room like trump news or some shit. Crop dust the living room.

>>722878370
Telling...yelling stupid auto correct.

test

>>722878370
>>722878424
seperate bathrooms, shes used to obnoxious sound already as she is a fucking weirdo with dreadlocks. I honestly don't want to get cought but I realy, REALLY want her to go crazy and fail at school and shit.

She smoke? If she smokes, replace some of the tobacco in her cigarettes with tea. It won't harm her in any meaningful way, it will just make her sick as fuck for a good 12 hours.

jerk off and let her see you do it, but not obviously

>>722878370
Put animal shit in her box spring, or somewhere she will have a hard time finding like the air vent to her room

You tech savvy? A thing I used to do to a fucking annoying ass roommate I had was fuck with the firewall settings on the router. Block common random websites that she uses for school, and claim you have no idea how to fix it. Also, if you can get access to her computer just get a few viruses every chance you get.

here's what you do OP.

>go to your local fruit market.
>buy twenty pineapples.
>wait till she's in bed.
>go out to her car (if she has one)
>dice them into rings and super glue them to her car
>allthosepineapples.exe
>once her car is covered, go back inside
>go to bed, wake up early, and watch shenanigans ensue

>>722879077
>glue a diced pineapple

Set your alarm clock to go off at random times during the day, all day

>>722879077
>pineapples
Wasn't there once a greentext story of someone who drove someone insane with pineapples?

switch the furniture around just in her room after she leaves then dont come back until late when shes for sure there.

Develop a bunch of annoying personality quirks such as asking why a lot. Or better yet, stop making direct contact with her, and start only using notes or having someone else tell her things

>>722879077
Kinda funny, but actually not.

>>722879250
There was. I don't have it though, I'm on mobile. Someone should post it so OP can be inspired

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQq4brvBEPa/ epic shit m8

>>722877343
Find the old thread about the exploding apple juice

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>>722879077
>>722879250
>>722879467
Found it.

Everytime she uses the bathroom, go in after her and flush it immediately. Do it 5 times and then tell her to flush after using it.

She will start thinking that she's losing her mind.

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>>722877343
"DO EPIC SHIT", he stenciled onto the parking garage wall.