ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

I spent 18 months in prison when I was 21. Nobody I know now knows about it other than my dad (mid 30's now)

>>722874532
I met bigfoot.

Yeah, that's right bigfoot is real and totally gay.

>>722874532
my gf publically humiliated me after finding out I had a small penis in hs. I tried to kill myself but failed, went to a college on the other side of the country to distance myself from my embarrassing school career.

>>722874532

I stopped posting her but I'm still fapping to her

i think my bearded lizard wants to kill me

>>722874919
i fucking hate having a small dick dude but i'm glad i haven't even attempted to show it to anyone

>>722875397
post it

It's a secret

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>>722874532
I create YLYL threads and start flooding bananas myself after about 10 minutes

>>722874532
I read my girlfriends text messages and now have conflicting feelings about leaving her

>>722875715
I was about to post this but with gondolas and spurdos

>>722875613
its secretly 3.5 inches

>>722874919
Then she wasn't the one. What an awful human being doing that to someone you're together with, really I wish the worst for her.

>>722875875
Don't misuse gondola like that, you cunt. Gondola is at peace with his life, and will allow no conflict to enter it. This is his constant state.

>>722875397
Do you have a fetish about it anon ?

>>722875715
TOP KEK

I plan on moving to a house with lots of privacy, raising an animal, and training it to take my cock.

>>722874682
how did you end up there?

>>722874532
I've had sex with my older sisters friend (6 years older) when I was in year 9.

when i was 13 i stole cigarettes from my mom and gave them to my best friend's sister. in return she would let me worship her feet.
that's my biggest secret.

is 6 a small dick?

>>722876535
Omg ... that's hot as fuck dude (if true obviously)

>>722876599
it was awkward as hell but intoxicating aswell

Ive posted my underwear in the girls panties threads and got off about that shit. ps not showing bewbs

>>722876486
selling drugs when I was at uni

>>722876588
Ask Google, kid.

>>722876420
Have you ever done anything with one previously

>>722874532
You would think with as much as this thread is spammed OP would use a different pic by now.

im female and sometimes i fap on my ex being in relationships with really cute guy
lol
i hate myself

I have a lot of credit card debt from being a stupid kid.

Also have a low credit score

>>722876955
Ur ruining it for the only feline here right now fuck off

>>722874532
I've had sexual relationships with three first cousins.

One even lived with me for a while under the guise of sharing costs while she was looking for a new job. We fucked like rabbits.

While we're all married and moved on, we still reminisce about it when we get together (though nothing happens anymore)

>>722876722
post panties then

>>722876806
I've been into the fetish since '96. Broke up with one girl before I realized a year later that she's been fucking her dog for years. If I had known that, I'd have married her instantly.
Anyway, I'm single, don't want a wife/kids, got a good job and $50k saved up. I figure it's bout time I do what I want.

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>>722874532

I got a free copy of SSBB when some kid who visited my house left it behind. And I still have it to this day.

Pic related and even comes with the day the photo was taken

I ran a midget gang that killed niggers.

when i went to drug rehab, i always told them that meth was my drug of choice, but that was a lie. my ex has always been my drug of choice

im gay

>>722877314
Why'd you bother going to rehab then?
(That was a pretty lame attempt at sounding poetic, btw)

>>722877314
cringe as fuck

I watch anime

>>722877314
what

>>722875397
Keep it that way, anon. Never show it to anyone, as long as you live. They will just humiliate you, no matter how much they tell you size doesn't matter, it does. It matters more than anything.

>>722877470
>why go to rehab
meth became a monkey that i needed to get off my back as a matter of survival. i'm better now - mostly

>>722877592
spend enough time with my ex and you'd understand

>>722877314
I would of had killed her man

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. were also fuck buddies for a while after

>>722877663
So you WERE in rehab for Meth. Stop trying to sound artsy. You suck at it.

I have a tiny dick and enjoy prostate milking. I use a vibrator on myself, and have one woman friend that likes to finger me/strapon Fuck me.

>>722877859
you know how addicts almost always substitute one drug for another, anon? stop trying to sound edgy, because you suck at that

>>722877715
Any green text? Personality?

>>722874682
Did you get raped my one fear of prison

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this

meth is pretty good i encourage everyone to use it. it also cures cancer

i raped a stray dog once and killed ot with a rock

>>722877957
A girl isn't a drug, dipshit.

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I once witness a man jump in front of a train. It subsequently resulted in a 3 hour delay. I showed up later dope my final and although I scored 100 I was unable eligible to turn in my final paper because I was late. I secretly wish I knew who jumped in front of the reason so I can piss on his grave. Pic related

>>722878348
the body's naturally created chemicals responsible for various emotions are, dipshit

I like the sound of bologna slapping hard surfaces. I go through picks of it per day just slapping things. I don't even eat it. I just slap slap slap . Something about the sound , the texture , the moistness. I applied for ebt just to use the money on bologna. Before that I spent about 20,000 in one year on it. My psychiatrist says I might have autism

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>>722878572

>>722878730
LOL. So you're confessing that you went to rehab because of the naturally created chemicals in your brain? Dude, take your Liberal Arts degree and GTFO

>>722877468
Who knows about it?

>>722877964
grntxt is gay but it was an awesome experience the 1st time. She didnt want to use a condom her 1st time so we didnt. The sex its self wasnt that great, it was fairly painful for her so i was very gentle. She didnt want to stop though. We mostly just made out for a while i was all the way in her. After that she relaxed some and I slowly fucked her for a few minutes then came in her. Every time after that the sex was great for both of us, was pretty esy to make her cum. My sister eventually found out we were having sex but she was cool with it, she didnt know i took her v though. She was pretty nice, kinda shy but not afraid to try new things, also had awesome body

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I accidentally met my ex in the streets. The ex who abused, beat me up and left me for another person.
I shouted : 'he wants to rape me' as hard as I could while pointing at him and some guys beat his sorry ass.

>>722878730
No. That's just your normal state of functioning, as a human/living being with a central nervous system. Even if they were, you can't produce anything even remotely resembling taking a drug in the first place (except right before you die). If you can't even resist normal levels of hormones, I bet you're one fat fuck since you'd be eating whenever you got the slightest bit hungry, you weak piece of shit.

If a girl rejects you and you liked her, the way to deal with it is easy. You have to bury it, forget about her and move on. Delete her from everything, never see her again, replace her name in your head (that is, any time you think of refering to her) with something else like "the ex". Forget she existed, and whenever you feel your brain might want to think about her, do something else than what you're currently doing.

>>722878910
I even paid an escort to come over for three hours so I could just slap her over and over with bologna. Slaps , underhand pitches , overhand pitches , two handed bologna slaps , bologna dunk , I played her as like drums with two bologna in my hands like chopsticks. I never called so hard in my life. I have to tell my family that I make sandwiches for the homeless. I'm so ashamed.

>>722879256
Gullible whiteknights to the rescue!

>>722879256
>The ex who abused, beat me up and left me for another person.
Bet he was exciting when you started dating though, huh? My experience is that if you're too nice to a woman, she'll just leave you. Even the best of women seem to need a small correction every now and then, to know her place. I bet your new boyfriend is equally exciting as he was when you started out.

If I'm wrong, I take it back and wish you luck. But you know this applies to 98/100 women.

>>722878037
nah, never saw anything like that and never threatened with it myself.

I got into a couple of fights, but pretty much nothing different to being in school. Im not a tough guy or anything, you just have to stand up for yourself

>>722879572
>Bet he was exciting when you started dating though
Yeah, he was charming, funny, way too caring and interested in me.After a while he would tell me go find another man and he cannot see me as a partner anymore, would block me from every social media, etc.
>My experience is that if you're too nice to a woman, she'll just leave you.
I'm a trap, transitioning so yes, I was too nice and indulging.
> Even the best of women seem to need a small correction every now and then, to know her place
Agree, but not physically
>I bet your new boyfriend is equally exciting as he was when you started out.
I'm single.

>>722879256
cont

>>722874532
i crossdress and put thing in my ass while smoking weed on a regular basis

>>722879763
That's all, I minded my own business feeling happy and avenged

>>722879367
Might as well come clean about it here. I take bologna showers. On good days when I can afford it I dump packets of it into my tub and then slide in. I spend hours slithering in the tub like a bologna worm in dirt. Then before I leave I fuck it, I spend another couple hours just rubbing my cock with warm slippery bologna until I cum onto a piece of bologna and then wipe it up with another price of bologna. The smell , sometimes even I can't stand it , the smell of deli meat sitting in a tub for hours gets pretty bad. I end up cleaning the tub for about 2 hours after

>>722879817
Good ;)
Is he ok?
How did he abuse you?

My 14yo niece recently started being sexually active so me and my gf helped her get on bc.

>>722880014
>Is he ok?
I don't care, he's probably abusing his other gf/bf.

>How did he abuse you?
Assuming that you're into this, he would slap me, punch me real hard in the streets even, told me rough stuff like : ''i'm gonna fuck you until blood comes out and I don't care about the pain'', and the violence was 10x worse at his house, wouldn't stop even if i had tears streaming down my eyes then blamed it all on me. I almost hit my head pretty badly.
The good part that I see: I started to feel like it is my fault, good thing he left me. Imagine if he would continue and wouldn't want to break up.

>>722879270
I did an exercise for months, where I was told to visualize crushing her up like paper and throwing her in the trash.

>>722880332
Well, that wouldn't work for me. You need to come up with your own ways. Try some actual exercising. Running work(s/ed) the best for me.

>>722874532
I am bi grill and love loli. I wanna be a mindless bimbo housewife.

>>722880217
>Assuming that you're into this, he would slap me, punch me real hard in the streets even, told me rough stuff like : ''i'm gonna fuck you until blood comes out and I don't care about the pain'', and the violence was 10x worse at his house, wouldn't stop even if i had tears streaming down my eyes then blamed it all on me. I almost hit my head pretty badly.
>The good part that I see: I started to feel like it is my fault, good thing he left me. Imagine if he would continue and wouldn't want to break up.
Did he have no emotonal control? He seems like guy who instead of building himself, breaks others down.... Why did you not leave?

>>722880086
>bc.
?

>>722881156
big cock

>>722881114
>Did he have no emotonal control?

No, he would have outbreaks of rage, shout on the street due to fury, couldn't control himself for shit.

>Why did you not leave?
I was in a very dark and depressing stage of my transition.19, depressed, suicidal, transitioning, taking 4 different psychiatric meds, switching meds too, therapy, being bipolar, having social anxiety and drug-resistant depression was not a happy place...i grasped for every bit of happiness i could find...
Now I'm not better, but surviving. No more meds, no more therapy needed, only hormones for my transitioning, but single and sad.

>>722881156
birth control

Two secrets
1)When I was in middle school I barely spoke and acted really politely to not cross any boundries and make my life harder
this made the kids think I was a pure christin boy who was overly polite, has never swore before, and has never seen porn of any kind
I kept this act up for a year to see how far I could go with this character I accidentally created
I then told them a year later, then we became better friends, then I moved out of state

2)when I was a kid, I looked up a lot of porn
used to hide under neath my brother's bed, because it had more space, put a vibrating toy on my dick in my pants and just sit there unitl I had the sensation of cumming
Eventually I would go to far, when left alone at the house I would bring my cat into my parents room, lay on the best naked and try to get the cat to lick my dick, I did this multiple times and it was never good

>>722881401
>only hormones for my transitioning
NOOOOOO dont do it
>>722881401
>but single and sad.
me too, but im assuming your young so you need to relax. IM sure you can find a man who want a relationship and/or kids...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msJkoa_LlqU

>>722881687
I'm male to female

sometimes I like to crossdress after shaving all over and fuck my ass with my 9inch vibrator

>>722881878
You are gay you mean..... Or am i wrong?
Is not gender transition just a wierd hobby project?

>>722882029
No.
I've been taking hormones for almost 1 year and a half. I look like a girl, long hair, boobs and...a dick.

i have a profile on xhamster showing some weird videos of me, like fisting myself or shoving a corncob up my ass. nobody i know knows.

>>722874532
Two secrets. (Faggot warning)

1)
>be me
>be 9 a years old boy
>be having a friend in class
>he wants to meet up at his house after school to play together
>we would be home alone
>we would play ''the james bond game together'' where we basically just act like we were in a james bond game/movie (we always played the ps2 games lol)
>he wants to be james bond
>he says he wants me to be one of the hot girls (forgot her name)
>i weirdly agree
>he gives me his sisters bra and panties, tells me to undress and put those on
>after complaining i somehow agreed again
>he would ask me to get in bed with him
>he is naked
>we cuddle
>he then makes me the little spoon
>he keeps grinding against me with his dick against my butt
>I would make moaning sounds
>we would get out of bed when his family would almost get home

We would do this like one day a week where he was home alone for like 2 years. We loved it. One point he even kissed me in bed and force his tongue into my mouth. Furthest we've gone tho. But after 2 years we weren't in the same class anymore and never decided to

2)
>be me, 15
>be lonely as fuck
>be interested in lady underwear/clothes
>would sneak out of bed at night to look around the house for some clothes and underwear from my mother/sister
>would get hard as fuck everytime
>couple of months later i'd do it almost every day, but also while looking for horny guys to skype with on omegle
>would meet this 59 year old man
>wanted to make me his little girl
>would obey his commands, dress up for him every day and do sexy butt stuff almost every day.
>wants to meet me
>i was only 16, got scared.
>after refusing him the contact started fading.
>deletes me

Now i'm 19. Still dress up sometimes and skype with random dudes, but i miss that old man. He never accepted my friend request again :c

i masturbated to a ninja sex party video once

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i have been spoke with my cat about aliens and food as burgers

I guess everybody akways says what a nice guy i am; like there is no single dark thought crossing my mind ever, always being polite and composed, while in reality i would love to see a world war 3. I'd like to see people in actual terror, losing all hope, and losing everything they ever hold dear... Only because i feel people nowadays deserve it.

>>722882397
So youre straight?

I have two piss holes on my dick

>>722878037
Thats an overblown myth. The guys thst get fucked in prison are the ones that want to be fucked. Its not like shawshank where they hold you down and gang rape you. Most people just want to do their time and get out.

>>722882655
Nice dubs

& I wont consider myself straight. Even though i'd fuck a guy, i'd never date one.

>>722882107
>I've been taking hormones for almost 1 year and a half. I look like a girl, long hair, boobs and...a dick.
Are you not sterile now? Why would you do it? I dont understand? Whad did you family think? Dont you feel a duty to give our parents a descendant atleast?

>>722882742
Pic and timestamp

>>722882568
Dont cut yourself on that edge

>>722882940
I am sterile.
I did it because I'm transgender, I feel the opposite gender (google what transgender mean).
My family supported me.
No, I don't feel a duty to do anything, that's a 3rd world mindset.

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>>722882568

>>722881401
>no more therapy needed, only hormones for my transitioning
You're likely to need more later in life, after you realize what you've done and decide to try to kill yourself.

>>722883027
The natural instinct to mate and pass on your genes isnt a 3rd world concept. Its fucking biology.

>>722882978
No, the second one is small And circular on the bottom side of the head

I shit in the shower. Been doing it for about 4 years now. Saves buying toliet paper. Use my fingers to push it down the hole.

>>722874532
I post things so extreme that nobody believes theyre true. Even this will be ignored.

>>722883027
Transgenderism in my opinon is a syptom of western decline! Hopefully we will get a more lax version of sharia in europe soon.

Did your family support you from the start or did they give in? Did you force them o accept it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOsshhYZ1Eo

>>722882107
>>hormones for almost 1 year and a half. I look like a girl
>>I look like a girl
This is what the mentally ill actually believe.

>>722883179
I still can use my penis to fuck somebody.
>>722883174
Maybe, but I am happier than ever with my looks.

>>722883253
Thats fucking disgusting. As a plumber, let me just tell youre probably in danger of your pipes bursting one day. It might not, but theres definitely a chance of them being blocked. You may even have leaks already

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>In the 11th grade, second semester, my ex-gf and her friends pulled the fire alarm. I heard them planning it a few classes before they did it, and when they did, I told the teacher, principal, vice principal, and school officer all about it. I got free snacks from the school store (which was run by the same teacher) for a week.
>At one point, a Gamestop manager pissed me off by accusing me of stealing, so when I found a cellphone on my way back home (bike riding), I texted the owner (who was using a separate phone) to "come to Gamestop and get it." I had him going back and forth about 2 times, terrifying the manager. I threw the actual phone itself in a lake nearby.
>Sometimes, I sit cross-legged.
>If I get hired to teach English in Korea after my interview tomorrow, I intend to stop studying Japanese and forget all about it, making the absolute most of my time in Korea and working to stay there permanently by any means.
>I sexually identify as "heteroflexible."

>>722883266
Like what edgelord

>>722883266
Checked.

>>722883488
So youre a faggot

>>722883253
Ahh the poop in the shower guy! I also had a habit where i would go to the kitchen and wipe my ass with toilet paper and throw it in the bins there, my roommates were always complaining about some weird smell.

>>722883026
>>722883163

Its more like he is a psychopath, with extremely overactive passive aggressive behavior.

Just a mumble pussy and note writer when it comes to conflict

I enjoy spanking young girls.

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I have been having a pretty tough home life recently and then my girlfriend who I was saving up money with so we could get an apartment together decided to cheat on me. Yesterday she left her phone at my house and before she came and got it back I noticed that one of the people that she had previously been in a relationship was sending lots of snapchats to her. I opened up the saved messages and noticed that she had been fucking him for a couple months now. I didnt tell her or anyone else about this. I need a good way to bring it up and make her feel like shit

>>722883657
Kek

>>722883755
Just tell her you know. Dont be a faggot and play games.

>>722883755
Stab her

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>>722883642
Na, but I'd suck the right dick.

>>722883456
Why in plumber 101 is shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain a chapter after proper exposure of your asscrack?

dont really wanna call it a fatish, but i cant think of anything hotter than nudes of girls i know. So i just casually started installing remote keyloggers on my friends computers, includes girls and boys. Either i check the boys messenger for nudes of their girlfriends or just if the girls have send nudes too any boys or their boyfriends ect. Fucking scared any of them one day get enought brain to check for remote keyloggers on their pc.

>>722879235
Was she still pretty flat chested and bare pussy? Have you ever felt anything tighter?

>>722883356
Pic and timestamp

Almost every time I sgit, my asshole bleeds

>>722883871
shes about to come over in about 20 min so Ill tell her then wish me luck fam

I found one of my mams friends past out on my bed a few years ago. I fucked in her ass. The next day I saw her again. She was limping. When I saw her I just started giggling to myself.

>>722874532
>Addicted to methamphetamine
>Addicted to alcohol and painkillers
>Fucked numerous people I should not have
>I killed the cat because I hate it
>Herpes 1 and 2
>I have a lot of friends and a girlfriend but all i want is to be alone.
I'm pretty much degenerate fuck hiding behind the mask of a functioning human being, sometimes i feel a bit bad about it.

>>722880934
Do you want to have little lolis for your husband to play with?

When i was 12 i masturbated really hard and alsmost came for the first time but then i was to tired to finish. Then i got a text from my mom that said "Im coming home early" which was in 10 mins. I didnt have any clean panties so I freaked out, being the dumbass little 12 yearold that i was a grabed a febreeze can and sprayed ot on my pants so the smell would be masked. But it went through my pjs and into my panties and my pussy felt like it was on fire... i wad to yank my pants down and wipe it off my sore pussy.....for a whole week i couldnt masturbate the same because it felt like my pussy was dulled. I want to kinda kill my self because of how retarded it was....

>>722884351
How old was she and how old were you? How do you assfuck someone and they don't even know it?

>>722883745
How young? Have you done this?

>>722884628
5 to 25
Some for fun, some for discipline.

>>722884511
My first time i jacked off i came and fell askeep with my hand still holding my dick... I still dont know if anyone saw me, because i slept a few hours... Best hours of sleep in my life imho.

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>>722884511
Sure glad I had a dick, kek

>>722884511
more

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I'm always upset. I cry when I'm alone. and i'm always alone. I live alone. I work with one other person. wake up, shower, go to work, grab coffee, work, go home, sleep. I will die soon.

but in public people complement me on my smile... that I am always laughing and happy. Nobody see's that I am upset..

>>722874532
I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die

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I like cheese pizza :^)

I'm gay

i have four nipples

>>722874532
my deepest secret: i wanna fuck my older sister's fucking brains out

>>722882180
oh yea i got some videos of myself on xhamster too, of myself getting a handjob and footjobs and all that and cumming

>>722884795
Have you done it for fun with the 5+ year old? What were the circumstances and did they feel you get aroused?

>>722883356
Think about when you're 50. You won't look so good. How many old trannies do you see? Not many, they're all dead. You have a mental illness and you are treating the symptoms not the cause.

>>722885126
Any favorite genre or stars?

My wife sucked and fucked dudes for money over the course of 3 years. We used the money for a nice down payment on a house. You'd never know by looking at her.

I piss into bottles and pour them out my window when no one is in, the ground is much cleaner now.

3606281875 i want to tell

I wanna runaway with a 11/10 transsexual in Canada, so I can ride ski all the time.. Switzerland works too

I want to see one or more of my straight friends have sex with a guy in front of me, almost like cuckold. It's a huge fantasy of mine.

>>722885323
Probably Veronika Babko, but I like bound girls.

>>722874532

I use reddit

>>722874532
Lost my virginity to a 300+ pound black woman

Dated wigger girls in high school (hoop earrings and all)

Currently dating a stripper

Not sure which one I should be most ashamed of

>>722874532

I unironically have a tumblr account

>>722884511
I jerked it with shampoo. My baby dick turned purple and my nuts and penis shed its skin like a snake.

After it wasn't so sore. I'd peel the skin and eat it

>>722877152
Good anon, don't get marry or have kids. You can't get shit done afterwards .

>>722874532

I voted Hillary and act pro Trump on /pol/ because I don't want to get bullied

>>722885463
Which Veronika is that, what is she known for? Enjoy Casey? Are you using Tails?

>>722885259
Yes. Usually when watching TV or messing around. Sometimes.

>>722885636
Veronika was part of Siberian mouse, she's the little sister of the more famous Masha/Maryia Babko

>>722882414
I do that all the time, including earlier today. I want that danny cock inside me so badly.

>>722883238
Pic and timestamp

1. I fap to my mom.

2. I'm racist as hell, but treat people as individuals.

3. I fapped for years with such a tight grip and fast pump that when I fuck, pussy feels disappointing.

4. I take blood pressure meds to control the symptoms of social anxiety

>>722885716
Siberian mouse is fairly tame though, isn't it?

>>722885599
If this is true it is the most pathetic thing I've seen in a long time

>>722876588
>is 6 a small dick?

No, and quit watching so much porn. The guys are huge and the girls have small hands.

>>722885691
How do you do it? Over the knee? And bare ass?

I have osteoporosis

>>722876722
Melia?

>>722875189
Are you sure your bearded clam doesn't want to kill you?

>>722885951
yeah, but finding the hardcore stuff is difficult if you dont know where to look and it takes time.

>>722886026
Yes. They have their pants lowered or their dress raised to the hip, panties down and hand on their bare bottom. Usually.

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i want my girl to cuck me

>>722874532
I think that OP is not a faggot.

>>722874532
I've done it before and I'll likely do it again.

>>722886283
Is it playful or is it a hard spanking? How do they react? Do you brush against the pussy?

I jerk off to beheading videos particularly the ones where they scream and gurgle blood. It's pretty much the only thing that'll make me cum.

>>722885497
the first one anon...the first one.

>>722885444
Might as well add to this. One of the biggest ways I get off is showing people pictures of them and them telling me how they would fuck them.

> I beat up a kid and pretty sure it gave him PTSD.

> I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher because it was the only way I could relate to a woman. So glad I didn't get caught.

>>722886258
Do you have Tails? How hardcore are you looking for because there are plenty of places on TOR that link to it.

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My wife fucks me in my ass as long as I find a great dane to fuck her in hers

>>722886467
Depends if we are messing about or if they are needing to be punished. Low sting if playful but it is meant to be a deterrent as a punishment, so I ensure it is. They laugh when it's for fun and cry when it's not. If they squirm a lot, their pussy will be rubbing against me.

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I always check 'em....I'll never stop.

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i fucked my friend's mom

>>722886655
22.88.66.55

quadruple dubs . . .

>>722886668
I still have one good source, but I have no clue as to how long it will stay up before it's 404'd.

>>722886655
hey there jebus

>>722885251
God please post pic.
How old is she?

>>722886796
Ever do an over the knee on the younger ones and take your dick out or let it poke out a little?

>>722887106
>God please post pic.

Almost all boys fap to their sisters (and their moms if they're pretty enough).

Almost NO women flick to their brothers (or their sons even if they're handsome enough).

True story.

>>722886258

I've seen some hard lez but no hard hetero with SM.

>>722886668
Where can i start?

>>722887443
ParadiseBirds

>>722887443
I have a few items in my collection that are considered hardcore, but they're not very long.

>>722883027
I hope you will kill yourself out of rejectiоn someday

>>722887408
No

>>722887630
So what's the point?

>>722887580

Don't doubt it, but I prefer the lez stuff anyway.

>>722887547

Yeah. I don't want to go back down that rabbit hole.

>>722884051
she wasnt totally flat, they were just big enough to bounce some. She had some hair but she usually shaved it at least once a week or trimmed it really short.Was a cute little innie. she was definitely the tightest ive had, she could only take about 4" so I had to be careful not to ram her too hard depending on the position. She get wet pretty fast so she didnt really need any foreplay to get warmed up, but I always ate her pussy some first

>>722887668
Being a responsible sitter anon. Taking my dick out would be most inappropriate. ;)

>>722887726
Yeah same, but I like to branch out, since most types are limited in quantity and quality.

>>722887446
Hard Candy wiki is a good starting point TPL and central park for non 404'd sources. What is your current method?

>>722887789
Ever take photos? Why didn't your sister care more?

>>722887726
What is your problem with it?

I only masturbate with a vibrator. I'm a guy.

>>722887986
TPL got shut down m8.

Had pussy thrown at me from all directions while I was young and had no idea what to do with it. Now I am in my 20s and can't live down the missed opportunities. Sometimes I talk to sluts and try to fuck them but can't do casual sex anymore.
>Self cucked for life

>>722888074
i may or may not have photos...cause my sister is cool, plus she fucked a couple of my friends.

>>722885040
I'll be your friend, Anon! Reply with a social media or steam name and I'll be there!

>>722882397
>(Faggot warning)
You sir are a faggot and a gentleman. I didn't read your post.
Thanks!

When I was 13-16 I was infatuated with my older sister, we lived in the middle of nowhere with no internet, or TV. And had a normal brother/sister relationship, but secretly I was blowing loads in her clean underwear that she was going to wear for the day.
I used to touch her in her sleep too, one time when she had taken some klonopin and got really high and passed out, I kissed her, jamming my tongue deep in her mouth. Then proceeded to rub my tip on her lips(she was asleep in a recliner) and used her saliva to jerk off onto her.
Sweetest shit ever man.
She caught me with pictures of her in her panties on my phone one time, things were never the same.

>>722882742
get it sorted, its minor cosmetic surgery.

>>722888199
Whatever the fuck its called. Its a link list, not the other one that got killed. Current best public one involves what you do with a board game and who you do it with.

I stole and exposed all my friends wife's naked pictures and got her recognized by 3 Guys and reposted

>>722888138
>What is your problem with it?

CP is CP. I don't want to have to go through all of the security protocols to keep that stuff in my place. Also, I'm kind of OCD about collecting stuff. If get a test of some good SM I'll want it all. I kinda like a life not behind bars.

I am currently away from work as my work thinks I have become actually mentally disabled after an accident I had. My counselor is also convinced. I almost believe it myself now

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I want someone to fuck and jizz on my gfs tits.. yea?

>>722888331
When did your sister start and how old were your friends? Why didn't she think her friend was a virgin?

>>722888724
I thought you were just being specific to paradise birds

>>722888845
it was probably about 4 months after me and her started, so she was 12 her 1st time, but she didnt fuck any of my friends until she was 13, he was 17. She told my sis it was someone else, to this day i dk if she knows the truth or not, not that it really matters anymore.

>>722889173
Do you still like girls that age?

>>722888944
>I thought you were just being specific to paradise birds

Not at all. Would love to have ParadiseBirds on hand. Just a paranoid old fag. I'll probably get around to setting up appropriate protocols and download all that I can find.

>>722874532
Been drooling over the cutest girl EVER at work. Petite Indian girl. She came to me to get a heavy box that arrived. She put her arms out and I lifted it into them. Her left cute braless B cup breast rubbed against my hand really slowly through her sheer top. She smiled said thank you and left. I think I'm at least 20 years older than her. Fap material for months.....

I own a fleshlight and I use it every day.

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes while changing or just pass-out naked in her room, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked. She was pretty sound sleeper without alcohol

>>722889366
It's not that hard really, even if you are paranoid.

>>722889488
Could you hear her fucking? What kind of noises or things did she say?

>>722886958
I ate my friend's mom's pussy. He was a dick. Felt good.

>>722889487
Why not an onahole?

>>722889598
I dunno why but the fact he was a dick kind of makes this hotter. Did it feel like revenge?

>>722889550
sometimes I could hear the bed getting rocked, some moans, the occasional grunt- she tried to keep quiet with me just down the hall. I was rock hard everytime

>>722887609
Very trumpy of you

Been fucking a friends mom on and off for a few years shes 59 and can fuck!

>>722889804
Fuckin really? Not even a secrets thread without that shit?

I've felt some of my friends in their sleep. (males)

>>722874532
not really a secret, but not something I shove in peoples faces either

I do not like conventionally beautiful girls. For me, a girl must be interesting, not just "beautiful"; I actually like best girls with brown hair, while most other men I know irl or here on /b/ prefer blondes or redheads. also, I can't stand tattoos, piercings, heavy make-up, or obviously gym-sculpted body. as a result, most of the girls I find attractive are usually rated about 6/10; which brings to mind the obvious "my 10/10 is not your 10/10".

>>722882107
But you're not a girl. Never will be. Ever. It's genetically impossible. Seek help anon, you have a mental illness.

>>722875877
Pics? I'm curious what a penis that size looks loke

>>722889753
yes the sweet taste of revenge

>>722887420
How can you fap to your sister if your sister looks almost exactly like you? You'll just be reminded of how much of an ugly fuck you are and how much you want to be an hero.

i love girls who fuck with beast... https://www.quiz-maker.com/Q1CDMRW

>>722891221
wow! fucking pool but nice pictures

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im a 20yo kissless virgin and i can tell my parents are dissapointed in me. my dad had tons of gfs when he was younger and all my cousins get pussy from left to right.

one of my sisters thinks im gay and the other asks me every fucking day why i've never had a girlfriend. i feel like a total fucking loser... i hate being ugly, short and socially retarded

>>722879809
i smoke and do ass things while fapping to crossdressers.

>>722891659
It's alright anon, didn't lose mine till 21, then sluts started popping up everywhere. You'll be fine.

>>722892033
did you go to college? I'm going to a really small/lame community college right now but will transfer to a university after that. I've heard of the sluts there, hopefully things will be different

>>722883253
Did that only once when I was drunk. But took the turd with a plastic bag and brought it to the toilet.

>>722883755
"I'm breaking up with you."
"What? Why?"
"Because you're a cheating whore"

>>722874532
fuck outta my personal life nibba

I sometimes wrap a slice of bologna around my penis and pretend I have a foreskin while I fap.

I watched my younger sister fuck two of my friends

>>722892465
Yep, shitty ass college. Sluts, sluts everywhere, just don't act like super beta fag and you're pretty much good. Go to parties if given the chance. Shit's easy.

>>722874532
I like My Little Pony.

>>722892838
How old was she and how old were the friends?

>>722891111
Look up the selfish gene theory.

>>722884257
You probably have intestinal cancer

>>722886301
well show us her picture then.

>>722893045
she was 20, they were 25

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I'm sexually attracted to children aged 8-14

>>722874532
I secretly rubbed up with my cousin a long time ago ag15-age13 and put my dick in between her legs and spent hours just rubbing it up on her with her in her jammies, sometimes panties. put her hand around my cock so she could hold it, had her on her stomach with my rubbing up ontop of her between her legs. did it for years til I turned 16 due to caution of repercussions. loved doing that with her almost every night, shit was good. pce out /b/ros

>>722884319
There's no luck there. She's just a fucking bitch for cheating on you. She'll probably be mad at you for checking her messages. But you have the right to find out that bitch has been cheating on you. Just end it, you'll be better off.

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I naturally get girls to like me without even trying but then I get nervous whenever they get buddy-buddy with me so I end up distancing myself from them.

God I hate being fucking retarded.

>>722891659

I am short, ugly and was socially retarded. Lost virginity at 22. Even though I got excellent scores I never cared about my future job as my only interest was the 2d world (manga, anime, videogames, books, lots of imagination).

I became a teacher by chance. It was the best decision I made, ever. That random choice I made helped me to turn my life around. I had to get social skill by force since you can't teach anyone if you can't talk infront of em. Worked as a waiter for way less than 1 buck per hour to get rid of my social anxiety faster, losing 25 kg out of stress, started biking, got mad pussy. Graduated with 3.51 / 4 gpa, started working as a lecturer in a University as soon as I graduated while simultaneously getting my masters. I make 4 times the minimum wage at the very least right out of uni and it'll only get higher.

People pay me top money to be nerd and with my newly found social skills and money I fuck bitches all day long whenever I want.

I always thought I was a loser but I earn more than anyone else in my family. You just need to force yourself to be social, lose weight, gain confidence of an alpha person and earn more than you spend. It is not as hard as people imagine it to be. I know it is easier said than done but at least I did it. Why shouldn't you?

>>722890379
what's bigger your fedora collection or your drawer where you keep all your neckbeard trimmings?

>>722874532
This thread is made by the FBI to find possible terrorist threats.

>>722893290
How do you satisfy this attraction? Ever play?

>>722893366
Wait, how old was she? Why was your cousin living with you?

>>722893637
damn thats cool man. I'm happy for you. i love hearing about people improving themselves

>>722893826
MODS!

>>722893925
Watch child porn/candydoll/nudism, that sort of stuff. If I somehow get the opportunity to have sex with someone in that age range I'll gladly take it but for now I'll just stick to whatever I find on the internet.

>>722894352
Who are some of your favorites? What ages do you prefer? What kind of scenes do you like?

>>722894099
Thank you. I have had my own share of problems but I am content with my current life.

I am quite obsessive and had a 3 years of toxic relationship without even realising it was toxic. If she didn't dump me thinking she could just do whatever the fuck she wants for several months and come back to me later we'd probably get married and I'd be milked by her forever. Too bad for her that I am a pridefull person.

I am a regular here since time immemorial. We will probably never be quite as normal as other people but who says that we can't realise our mistakes, improve and be actually happy?

>>722893130
>>722891111

http://popsych.org/what-makes-incest-morally-wrong/

There was a much better more in depth study of incest that dropped off the web somewhere.

Anyway growing up close to a sibling discourages most incest. Its almost totally the opposite if two siblings meet after the initial childhood phase.

Familiarity breeds contempt when it comes to incest in "most cases". Two teens will fuck like rabbits if they get acquainted during the sexually active years, because their bodies recognize extremely favorable genes. Imagine love at first sight, but its your long lost sister.

fucked my sister when she was 24, I was 26, she was dating a friend

>>722894501
>Who are some of your favorites?
Don't really have favorites, I don't watch it that often either because if I do it makes me feel somewhat uncomfortable.

>What ages do you prefer?
10-13 is the best, <9 is really pushing it.

>What kind of scenes do you like?
When they're fingering themselves/being pleased by someone else or something close to that. I don't like it when theyre fucking and the older person is on-screen because it's a shit video. Not too invested into videos anyway, pics are easier to come by. You can find some young sluts on livestream sites like Periscope too sometimes.

>>722895146
If you're sexually attracted to them, what about it makes you uncomfortable?

> I don't like it when theyre fucking and the older person is on-screen because it's a shit video.

What do you mean by this?

when was 16 had gf that regularly fucked me and my dog

>>722895117

Skin deep narcissism paired with narcissism on the genetic level. Oh and don't forget the alcohol

>>722894810
could you tell me how exactly she was toxic? what she did to you? i think i might be going through the same thing right now

you have the right point of view man. that's some marcus aurelius shit

>>722894810
Thanks mate this helped, on the road to improving my life aswell. Hope I can come out on top like you.

>>722874919
Well, then...why don't you share her nudes? It will make you feel better.

>>722876722
Allow me to invite you to GTFO, then. Sorry. Rules are rules.

>>722895414
>If you're sexually attracted to them, what about it makes you uncomfortable?
Probably because I know it's morally wrong and I feel somewhat guilty for watching it anyway. But I'd rather do this than bone a child irl and potentially screw them up.

>What do you mean by this?
When the adult takes up half of the view because it's filmed at a shit angle or something like that and you barely see what's going on. Like when the camera has been put on a night stand for instance and the guy is on top.

>>722877923
You are lucky. The amount of men who want to be pegged always seems to surpass the number of women willing to do it.

>>722895519
How did she get started fucking animals?

>>722878572
Wentworth Ave in Chicago?

>>722896229
Also, my first statement sounds contradictory with my previous one, I forgot to add, mean I would do it if nobody finds out and it wouldn't mess up the kid. Otherwise no.

I was in an emotionally abusive relationship for a year. She was 26, I was 15. Practically forced me to engage her. Still have traumas. Suicide attempts, severe self harm. Im still suffering alot 3 years later. Too scared to tell anyone. Guys dont get abused, they say.

>>722896229
If just watching it is enough to make guilt set in, how would you feel if you got to actually experience it?

Do you need them to be a willing participant in the videos to enjoy it?

>>722895727
>friend was dating my younger sister and had talked her into a threesomes or moresome
>she agreed too it he tells me , but she doesn’t want to know the guys and will wear a sleepmask
>figure why not and tell him i want in, he was like okay!
>at his place few days later i come over and sitting on the couch is my naked sister with another guy already sucking him
>i am rock hard and take a seat next to her and she starts to stroke me
> she was like ohh nice and started sucking me while other guy got behind her and fucked her
>i didnt last long seeing my little sis suck my dick and holding her head, she swallowed, but continued to suck
>once hard was getting behind her and pushing my dick into her, jesus she was tight, but felt so good too
>we all fucked her that night

>>722896606
what did she do to you? could you make a list?

>>722896924
Told me to self harm many times, tried her best to make me feel absolutely worthless, things like how I do not deserve love, I should never make friends because all I do is ruin their lives, etc. Also did sexual stuff to me without consent, but this is fine. The rest ruined my life though. Im now stuck with depression, selective mutism, and horrible anxiety. Also major trust issues. Im not dating anyone again.

>>722896643
Feel even more guilty? or have a sense of relief maybe? I can't tell you honestly, because I've never experienced anything like it. It's probably going to be feeling guilty about it. I try not to give it too much thought. But the temptation is definitely there, see >>722896554

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>>722895757
It goes like this. We started as best friends. She had a boyfriend but I didn't care because I only wanted a friend. She was extremely beautiful for me (probably solid 6/10 for most of the guys but for me it was 10/10 at that time)

She took up some of my hobbies. Learned how to play games, wanted me to recommend her anime etc. It was no brainer that I was falling in love with her. Because of the pride I mentioned I completely severed all the contact with her as soon as I was madly in love with her. I explained her everything and simply left.

Did not talk for several months. Learned her boyfriend was cheating on her. Went there, demanded her to be dump her old bf and just there we started going out.

Turns out her boyfriend was also abusing her. Almost raping her, which he also admitted. Since I was a nerd he thought he could just beat me up and take her back like a human sex trophy. he Came with a knife and started making demands and I simply went nuts and fought with the guy 20 cm taller than me with so ferociously that he no longer dared to come near to her.

Because of the said rape attempt she was more hurt mentally than physically. She wouldn't get assistance so I said what the heck and started studying psychology a lil bit. Proposed her that we'd do everything he had ever done to her again but this time she'd have full control.

She started getting confident. Slept naked with her without having sex for several months. Giving her pleasure where getting none. She slowly started acting as if everything is normal but damage had been done. She learned how to be a selfish person. She tried to, and even did, use me as some kind of personal slave/full time assistant. I'd do favors for her all the time while recieving little to none love.

She even said she REALLY REALLY liked me but what she had for me was not real love, unlike her last bf. Still ignoring the red flags I stood by her side while she abused me.

>>722897174
Ever come remotely close IRL?