>out hiking innawoods with gf >see this What do

honk honk

take a pic post it on 4chan /b/ add green text and a question at the end

>>722870027
take my dick out and jerk off probably..

>>722870027
stomp on them

>>722870027
disgusting. those have got to be saggy as fuck

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>>722870343
>implying saggy isn't godtier

>>722870027
Imagine how she is posing with her face smushing against the tent flap...

>>722870115
\thard

Zip them up.

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What? you dont see loads of tits out in the woods every time you go hiking?

its their natural habitat.

>>722870027
I picture her standing in a hole

Milk them to keep me alive if anything goes wrong. Then if i'm stuck in the wilderness I have a supply of milk to keep me alive.

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Mmm boobs

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>>722871681

>>722871036
nice meme

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>>722871765

>>722870027
How fat do you have to be for this? It looks pretty fat through the crack.

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RUN

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>>722871790

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>>722871886

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>>722871992

>>722870343
yeah, sagging right into my mouth

>>722870027
depends
did ya forgot to pack the harpoons or not?

>>722871681
who dis?

>>722870470
It's not the saggy's . . . .

It's the inevitability of the owners turning into fucking fat ass pigs

>The future just hanging there

Piss on them

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>>722872079

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>>722872226

>>722870470
Thats the most piglike human i have ever seen. What fucked up standards you must have

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>>722872255

>>722870470
>>722872261
kek, she does look piggish

>>722870027
She's got bloodied knees. Better take her to the hospital

>>722871883

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>>722872461
I won

>>722873251
>pothead
>nipples pointing straight down
>nothingwinningaboutthisgayassbullshit

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>>722873251

>>722870027
stomp on those boobs with boots

>>722870027
>"Don't you get the feeling we're being observed? Must be my imagination."

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>>722874231

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>>722874570

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>>722871765

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>>722874677
Hnnnnnngggg

>>722871886
Who's she?

>>722875265
gross

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>>722875265

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>>722875373

>>722871847
who dis?

>>722870470
Those fucking udders man...jesus

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>>722875584

>>722875780

whos she

>>722872125
could be Gianna Michaels

>>722870027
id propably die laughing that looks hillarous

>>722875792
OH MY! Love Siri

lol yu think those tits are big you havent seen mine losers

>>722876724
Big tits on a fat chick does not count.

>>722876833
lol if i were fat that would mean something. 120 at 5'9 is hardly fat

>>722876833
REKT

>>722870027
>out hiking innawoods with gf
>out hiking
>innawoods
>with gf
Lolwut?

>>722876892
Pics or fatass fat ass pig

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When I was a kid around 11, my grandparents would always take me to the local lake. They told me I could go anywhere except over to this one section. Of course being a little snot I went over there.

That area was filled with degenerates having sex on the beach, doing drugs, and homeless people. Pretty much like a porn movie theater. Couple of guys taught me how and where to stand to signal I'm looking for straight sex with older women. If no one came to me, I went to them. I'd ask them two questions.
>Do you want to have sex?
If that didn't work, I'd ask
>Do you want to get raped?
Surprisingly got answered YES to question two a lot. There were plenty of hot older women that were into 11 year old me fucking them. Even fucked some lolis around my age that were into fucking older dudes too. That summer I always begged my grandparents to take me to the beach so I could get laid.

Anyways pic related reminded me of a day where I couldn't find any action. It was nothing but gay dudes everywhere. One guy came up and told me "Theres some pussy in that tent over there if you want it!" So I go on over there and jump in the tent.

It was the most horrible sight I've ever seen. It was at least a 400lbs woman bending over head down ass up. It smelled like complete shit, literally with flys buzzing around her sinking ass. She moans and it sounded like a wilder beast. It looked like pic related bent over, except I was the one who was afraid.

I got the fuck out of there as soon as I could. The guys who saw me go in started laughing. I ran to the other side of the beach crying I wanted to go home.

Oh, before anyone asks if I did gay shit that young I regret to say yes I did. If there was a couple or a dad with a young daughter sometimes I'd make a deal to blow the dude to fuck the wife/daughter. I never did get fucked in the ass thank god, but there was dudes that sure as hell tried. I don't know how I didn't get rapped honestly.

>>722877145
if i could only slide my head up the middle... i could die happy

>>722875780
Sauce pls

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>>722871765

>>722877271
Also I know no one will believe me but you have to remember I'm an old dude, this was in the days of free love and no cell phones or craigslist hookups. Stuff like that would never happen today, especially the loli stuff. Someone would call the cops on their cell or something. Back then there were no phones in a 15 mile radius.

I still hear it's a popular place to go when dudes hook up on craigslist of guys bring their wife to get fucked, but the police also know about it so they patrol the area no too so it's not safe.

Those were my fondest memories. I'll never forget some of the hot as fuck milfs and young girls I fucked that summer.

>>722870210
my first reaction

>>722877671
then youre a faggot

>>722871883

You'll be fine as long as you've got 99 Humanity

>>722874570
Based hitomi

>>722877664

How do you think these experiences influenced your sex life in general? Did it cause you to be more confident regarding sex which helped you get laid more? Did it create any hangups or issues at all?

I'm asking because I'm 42 and didn't lose my virginity until I was 21, a bit of a late starter lol

>>722875265
wasn't expecting those burnt pancakes.

>>722874231
>teen titans go
Nope.