Does /b/ have any hobbies? If so, then what exactly do you fap to?

wat

Hentai is my hobby. I jack off to this picture exclusively though

i'm a cook, and i jerk off to photoshopped pics of this chick i like

she's photoshopped fat

>>722868546
Kekd

>>722868717
hang on i can get a pic, i dont have them on this pc

>>722867623
I need some sauce to go along with this.

>>722868885
Deviant art
Look around

>>722868955
deviant art is never a source you incredible faggot.

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>>722868885

>>722869051
Pics were taken by a VC gook with three teeth by the name of Low Fuc. He is my karate teacher and private lover.

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Overwatch is my hobby. I fap to overwatch porn.

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>>722868546
>>722868717
>>722868773
Before

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>>722868546
>>722868717
>>722868773
>>722869811

>>722869811
>>722869830
But she's already fat, the shoop just makes it look a bit more comical.

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>>722869887
I know, she's like THICC or whatever but I need her bbw

>>722869982
What's with the intentionally faulty spelling of perfectly normal English words? That and the fat obsession leads me to believe you're a nigger.

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>>722870127
im all the nigger clichés, i like hiphop and giant fat women, also dumb af

yet im as white as they come, fuck my life

>>722869811
She's hot. I'll jack it to her too. Got any more befores?

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>>722870295
sure

Damn it, man.. I have too many hobbies. I usually say that my hobby is collecting hobbies. This is a list of hobbies that I cycle through and have completed at least two projects or can discuss with others that are into it.
>Electronics
>Sculpting
>Hypnosis (both entertainment and therapeutic)
>Magic (like cards and coins. I'm gonna compete next year)
>Going innawoods, I'm currently fixing my gear
>Philosophy (got a term over from my program at uni, so I took practical philosophy)
>Knitting
>Cubing
>Bookbinding
>Leatherwork
>game design theory (have breen making a pen and paper system with my buddy for the past eight years)
>cooking
>sewing
>Film-making
>Practical special effects
>Vidya
<photography
>Anything that makes me go "huh.. i could probably do that.."

What I fap to? Anything, I'm into depraved stuff, but I can just as likely fap to a pic from an ad. I usually fap to really depraved stuff though.

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>>722867623

This. Fight me!

>>722870220
>im white, fuck my life

You disgust me

>>722870427
>Cubing
like what, circles and shit?

>>722870662
Rubik's cube, I just wanted to be able to learn how to solve it. So I spent a month on that, at first I wanted to go into speed cubing, but the skill plateu is ridiculous.

>>722870414
Fuck yeah. For what it's worth, I hope she falls for you and you plump her up to pelvis shattering proportions. Huzzah, my good man.

>>722870585
tumblr fag detected

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>>722870807
thanks man, hoping so too

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>>722870823

>>722870899
im convinced, she is hot as fuck

thank ya

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>>722870918
nuthn

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>>722871098

>>722871164
hnnnng

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>>722871775

>>722870899
Obese af

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>>722871900
definetly

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>>722871119

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>>722867623


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

>>722871924
any more ass shots? she is thicc af

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>>722872251

>>722872314
ty. youngin

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>>722872728

>>722872869
haha, do you want me to reply each time or are you comfortable with dumpin?

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>>722873051
both lol

>>722873237
im so lazy to reply, but that ass :(

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>>722867623

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>>722873605

>>722870443
>crotch tits
What a faggot.

>>722874135
any other leggings?

>>722870823
I'm pretty sure he's implying that you should be proud to be white.
Which you should, we're the best.

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>>722874253

>>722874968
any with better lighting?

thanks so far

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>>722876312
think thats a shop mb

>>722874173

Oh, I'm sorry... I'm sorry that a mare's anatomy is different from A FUCKING HUMAN FEMALE'S.

>>722871804
Source?

>>722876515
np, but yeah, the red pants one is legit

>>722867623
I'll need more.

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>>722877029
>>722877320