Here's you're steak sir

i requested a blowjob not a steak

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I'll see you in court.

>>722854223
xd

>eating eat in 2k17

>>722854223
that is not medium rare take it back

>>722854223
I said rare, bitch! What in the seven bovine hells is this?!

That is the driest fucking steak I've ever seen

>>722854223
looks delicious, bit of mushroom ketchup and it'd be perfect

>>722854657
Sir I assure you that this steak is cooked to standards.

Would you like some ketchup?

Was someone angry with the steak and decided to cremate it?

>>722854223
Looks like shit.
Dry, burnt, not rare. I won't pay for this.

I asked for steak not charcoal

>>722854223
Your*

>>722854223
It meets my standards perfectly

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>>722854223

>>722854223
I ordered a steak, not a leather shoe.

Niggers can't cook for shit. Get out of the Kitchen Jamal, Bradley is the new cook.

>>722854223
This steak represents America, had hillary won.

Sorry but I don't eat other animals
Also, you got the order wrong

>>722854223
u burn steak i burn u face

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>>722854223
Maybe a little to cooked. But you are a man who know good food.

>>722854270
same

>>722854223
you need to go vegan today

>>722854223
Looks tough to chew, like Trump and his executive orders.

>>722855487
Looks more Hillarys vagina

>>722854223
what idiot cooked that? there's not a drop of blood to be seen in that.
take it back, bring me the bill for what i have.

i won't eat in a restaurant that hires cooks that don't know how to do steak.

>>722855487
Tough to chew but probably better for you than the alternatives

>>722854745
too bad theyre not mine! and fuck no

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>>722855200
it seems this scale is objectively a 100% accurate

>>722855487
you can always take a shot of cyanide

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>>722855666

>>722854223
>you're
... you are ...
retarded

>>722854745
let me talk to your manager im going to have you fired

>>722855200
>amerifat detected

>>722855720
Sir I assure you, my grammer is cooked to standards just like this steak

>>722854223
Where's my ketchup?

>>722854223
Thanks for the roast, but I ordered potatoes and brown gravy too.

>>722855666
Underrated diablo

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>>722854223
I ordered grilled tofu, not a steak. Steak is murder.

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Here is your steak, sir. Dry like the rivers of Africa.

>>722854223
Dam thanks

>>722854223
Dam i just want some steak.. I am now manifesting the perfect steak for dinner tonight

That looks like Bill Cosby, old, black, dry, and should be ignored. Was probably in your mother's mouth too, op.

>>722856555
Trips Check'd, bitchtits.

>>722854223
Your* dumbass

>>722854223
Thank you good sir, here's your 40 dollar tip, oh heavens what a wonderful age we live in where we can order a splice of beef at the ready! Oh such joy!

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>OP

>>722854223
Put it in the fucking trash.

>>722854223
It's perfect

>>722854223

puppy chow

>>722854223
Looks so dry, may as well got a burger.

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>>722855805

truth

>>722854223

Thank you sir do you have ketchup please.