Give me your best business ideas.

Film your suicide

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>>722852193

buy bitcoins.

oh, Lawd, it was the best business idea in October 2011. My coworkers didn't want to buy crap and forgot it.

Then, sometime in late 2013, when some newsmagazine told about the First Bitcoin Rally to one grand, they regretted it, and they all thought "I missed this train".

btw I'm writing this using a luxury pc bought with bitcoins.

>>722852193
Being able to buy groceries online and have them delivered to your home the next day on a specified time range.

>>722852602

that's Amazon!

>>722852602
in collage deving a app for that boi just wait. And amazon is too so they will prolly win butt i can try right?

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>>722852602
we've been able to do this here in sweden for years already

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successful ideas:

- apps to match gays searching for sex

- selling overpriced shitty PCs/tablets/cellphones to faggots (pic rel8), while making every model slow and obsolete in 6-12 months

- gradually switching to electronic money so that large robbings can happen without even entering your house

- still monetizing the Shoah 75 years after the facts

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>>722853345
Jesus. My country is a shithole