REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Fine

>>722850782
Die, nigger.

i only want dicks

>>722850782
Lies

>>722850969
Nice

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>>722850782

>>722850782
Please

>>722850782
oh shit

Who knows, it might happen.

who would want a girlfriend when you can just bone one occasionally

>>722850782
>doubt

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>>722850782
But if i pay you a (You) for a grill isn't it pimping?
Meh.

Ok

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Fuck it, you can have mine op.....I am really busy.

>>722850782
Wow

>>722850782
make her pretty and kind

>>722850969
Bad and ghey

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Ok

awwyeah

Gross, she's all 3D and shit

If you say so.

>>722850782
lies

>>722850782
nothin to lose

>>722850782
f

>>722850782
stop it

>>722850782
ok

>>722850782
J

>>722850782
I hope she'll love me

Maybe this time?

This is a lie

I fucking wish

>>722850782
gooooo

Someday

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Good one fam

Dont lie to me

>>722850782
make it white please

:^)

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Rate me /10

http://threecircles.tumblr.com/post/17674185048

You're a lying faggot, OP

>>722850782
alright

I don't believe you

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Hope it helps, please Lord Keke grant me your blessing.

Honestly either this is just mean, or this is something most of you are approaching in the worst way possible. I mean i guess there are worse places to find a loving partner than 4chan, but the fact is this probably isn't even the girl in the pic. If it is, then she is obviously someone desperate for companionship, and people just lining up to be with her is either blowing up her ego in a completely deconstructive way. Or it is showing her that the only thing she can do to garner the attention she needs is to come off like an offering to guys who only are interested in romance, and more likely sex.. i mean how sad is it that some girls would probably do this given enough time and loneliness? People need to just give a shit for eachother. Love isn't something that should just be offered in a fucking raffle. It should be earned through trust and communication. So instead of replying in the hopes of getting with her, how about people actually care about the person behind the screen and talk. maybe then you guys wouldn't have to post for a love raffle that probably isn't even real. Best wishes to all of you, seriously.

poo

>>722850782
Thats a qt redhead m8

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Praise kek

>>722850782
monkey's paw makes some 400lb landwhale obsessed with you, she never meets you in person but shows "friends" on the internet your picture and says she is your gf

>>722850782
If I could guarantee she was that fucking hot, I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to reply on a dial-up connection. Redheads == weakness nigga.

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Will I ever get pussy /b/?

dubs decide, be nice I have autism

Ok, replied. ez

>>722852188
Ok, but do you know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

I find that highly unlikely. I'm probably not going to leave my house.

I doubt it.

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>>722850782

okay(plz)

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I know it won't work but its worth a shot lol

>>722850782
why not I'll bite. worse case it's the same tomorrow.

I'm willing to try anything at this point.

>>722850782
I hope you don't lie..

>>722852501
Cause that shit's dope af homie.

Okay

nigger

So easy way then

>>722850782
why not, the dick makes it cuter tho

Ok

>>722852420
You already have a pussy with that fucking haircut

>>722850782
Ok

>>722850782
Ok whatever

>>722850782
I want my ex back

>>722850782
Does this actually work?

>>722850782
i seriously could need a girlfriend. Iam not doing so well these times

this works?

>>722850782
Okay

More of girl in OP

>>722850782

Your implications are unfounded.

Rolling only because my ex fucking ripped my heart out....

>>722850782
I'm going to a concert tonight with the intent of getting a kiss, wish me luck /b/ros
If I succeed, or go even further, I will try to take pics and update u further

>>722850782
Here's hoping.

Can't risk it

>>722850782
Doubt it

>>722850782
This better be true OP

>>722850782
I wil find u if i dant one by tomorrow

do i get 1 every time i reply?

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>>722852736
>cares about my haircut
>mfw you're a fag

>>722850782
[X]doubt

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>>722850782
Plz

I hope it's a trap

>>722850782
sure

Bullshit

If only

>>722850782
I guess I'll reply

Just lost mine, what the hell might as well

>>722850782
>pls

>>722850782
This is highly unlikely.

Kthx

Ok

>>722850782
not going to work, but heres your reply.
now kill yourself.

>>722850782
No harm done trying .. plus I could REALLY do with some female company

okie dokie

Bomp

Dude sweet

kk

sure

>>722850782
Don't lie to me

>>722850782
yes i am really happy about this thread but first you have to reply to this post or your potential new girlfriend will die in her sleep tonight

>>722852188
lol didnt read

>>722850782
Idk whats sadder the people replying or that i just reply hoping this will one day come which i doupt because i never leave my room i like hoping

People thinking this'll work...

>>722850782
oh i wish

>>722850782

Even if I do it sarcastically?

>>722850782
It'll hardly decrease my chances

Do i have to?

>>722850782
Sure

>>722852420
You'll be fine. Don't let other people's hostile comments get to you. your actually very lucky you have at the very least a somewhat handsome face. So as long as your not a complete asshole who doesn't deserve it, you'll almost surely get the poon bro. Just give it time. Its not as big of a deal as people make it out to be. Also, make sure your not like most. There's a person attached to the pussy so. Try to give a shit about that.

why the fuck not

>>722850782
Will my wife find out?

>>722850782
I wish.

>>722853803
kk. Why respond if you didnt read.

>>722850782
Fine.

>>722850782
Ok

>>722850782
worth a shot

>>722850782
pls respond

>>722850782
For great justice

Okay

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Meep

>>722851178
You act as oif you have boned one.

K

sure

Cyka blyat

>>722850782
niceme.me

Plz

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>>722850782
I shall roll

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>>722850782
Last time you say the same shit and i'm still alone

>>722850782
ye right

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>>722850782
K

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>>722850782
Oh ok

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define "girl"

pls

>>722850782

My wife's gonna be pissed

>>722850782
yee

ok sure why not

worth a try

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>>722850782
i dont want any baggage right now, but i wouldnt mind a new fuck toy.

MW

meh

>>722850782
TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>722850782
Okay.

Worth a shot

>>722855875
Parakeet Dundee is pretty cool.

K

Ok my dude

>>>722850782 (OP)
>TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>722850782
sure

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>>722850782
But will she believe in Justice?

>>722850782
Thanks, OP
If trips No one ITT gets a GF by tomorrow

Did the same shit yesterday. Where's my money

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>>722850782
Replying just in case with dream girlfriend.

Kms

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>>722850782
Pleas dont lie to me op i dont have the heart for it.

>>722850782

OH SHIT NIGGER

>>722850782
sauce

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I doubt it

This works

sureeeee

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>>722850782
>pic related

>>722850782

kek

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>>722850782
If you dont reply to this your girlfriend will die in her sleep next week.

>>722850782
so why do we let cancer like this exist?

>>722850782
well i am despearate

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>>722850782
okay

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>doubt

ok

im gay tho lool

>>722850782
I wish.

Let's try

>>722850782
i don't belive you, fgt

>>722850782
pls

>>722850782
Fasho

>>722850782
Yaaaay

>>722850782
Why not

K

amen

>>722850782
The mememagic may be with me

>>722850782
going out tonight...wish me luck /b!!

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>>722854132
Thanks bro :')

>>722850782
okay

lolk

YES FINALLY, THE TIME OF MY LIFE HAS ARRIVED!

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>>722850782
lies ;_;

>>722850782
Didn't work last night..

pld

>>722850782
Ok

Lier, only dubs will grant such a wish

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>>722850782
alright

This is what I'm counting on now to get a gf? Sad!

Doubt it but why not

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>>722850782

>>722850782
ok

>>722850782
did already

K

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okay :(

I dont go outside on sundays

Damn we all wish

Redhead please!

LIES

Sure

please

>>722850782
Wow, it fucking worked! I'm not even finished replying to this thread, and I suddenly still have a girlfriend

GF Pls

Please

Welp. Why not.

yees plz

yaay...

*Baited*

>>722850782
gg

fuck yes

replied

>>722850782
I don't see why not

Fucking kek of the century

Do your magic, OP

>>722850782
Might as well...

>>722850782
Whatever

>>722850782
ok

okay

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If i get a gf by tomorrow I'll give every anon £10.

Fuck it

>>722850782
its a trap

Well

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>>722850782

Roller-rino

>>722850782
ayyyyyyy

Winrar

>>722850782
please

>>722850782
Lies

>>722850782
how?

>>722850782
jokes on you, i'm gay

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Can't win if you don't play

>>722850782
Pls

>>722850782
xD

fuck off

>>722850782
but what if my wife finds out?

>>722850782
kys

>>722850782
don't do me like this man. this better work

We'll see fag

so this is how flirting works

SIGN ME UP NIGGA

>>722850782
worth a try

Her

>>722850782
Kill yourself

I hope that I won't

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>>722850782

>>722850782
pls god

Rererererere. Plz no audzibo grl

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>>722850782
Thank you for the positive energy based OP

>>722850782
please please please

yeahhhhhhhhhhh

ok

>>722850782
DONT YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME YOU FUCKING FATASS

I'll bite

welp

K

Imposibel

>>722850782
nothing is too desparete for me at this point...

Make sure she has big tits.

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>>722850782
I will never give up

>>722850782
Please

Ok

>>722850782
ok

Calling you out on this one, i hope you're right though

>>722850782
lets hope she isn't jewish...

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>>722850782

k

>>722850782
this is like the 27th time ive replied to these kinds of threads and still no luck.

hmmm

ill just keep replying i guess

U wot mate

Why not!

Lord please

die

>>722850782
oh

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Worth a shot.

Wait, woah. No. This worked for me yesterday. I just saw the picture again and it reminded me that I asked a girl out while I was drunk.


I got a girlfriend anons.

>>722850969
gayy

>>722850782
BUT I DO OK

Sigh okay

That would be expensive...

Yeah, right

well why the fuck not

>>722850782
hi

here's your reply

I hope this works

>>722850782
COMMON

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>>722850782
I don't want a girlfriend

>>722850782
Ahhh

she better be > 7.5/10 and white

>>722850782
this better work

>>722850782
thanks trump

"have a girlfriend" sounds like too much work

so.. um... joining the "desperate club"!

>>722850782
Cute.

>>722850782
pls

>>722850782
Kys but fuck it

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>>722850782
k

>>722850782
only if its the op

I belive you