>wake up >look in mirror >you are now dog wat do

>>722850282
bark

>>722850282
if i lived in china i'd get the hell out of there as fast as possible

>>722850282
take a shit on someone

>>722850282

fuck ure mom

bork

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i'd eat a fucking squirrel FUCK SQUIRRELS bastard squirrel

>>722850282
Demand pat, food and attention.

All kinds of cool shit

>take a shit where and when I want
>run fast on all fours
>sniff dog butts
>roll in shit

Man, being a dog would be awesome

Permanently?
make fetish pupper porn. make bank.
nobody would suspect the puppy to be the distributor. blame the guy down the street.

be happy