How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex? Why?

december
i paid 500 bucks

5 years. I don't make an effort, don't really see the point Tbh.

I had sex yesterday cause she came home to see me this weekend

>>722844614
>>722844680
samefag

>>722844680
No you're just disgusting

Yesterday morning. Because yesterday night I got too drunk and passed out.

>>722844680
same here

>>722844680
Keep gooning bro, keep edging, keep fapping. That's our life.

>>722844680
same. I'm actually happier and have a lot more money. My career shot off, and I've been ignoring the gold diggers. Going to on my first real vacation this spring to Ireland.

>>722844789

I'm actually not. I'm average looking, but I have had female friends say they are surprised I don't have a girlfriend. The thing is, in my daily normal life, I'm never around girls. I work in a male dominated field, so obviously I don't meet girls at work. Other than my 2 female friends who don't even live near me at all, I don't know any girls. If I wanted to meet girls. I'd have to go out of my way to find places specifically to meet them. I just don't care enough to do that.

two weeks ago
we've both been working a lot and shit just hasnt been the same recently

>>722844895

I actually recently stopped fapping. I used to fap like 2-3 times a day, but that shit wasn't good for me. So right now I've cut back to once every 6-7 days and I feel way better

>>722844614

Valentines Day fuckathon
>Cock is still sore

>>722844973

Ireland is nice

>>722845103
>shit just hasnt been the same recently

Ah yes. The relationship. It's all fun and games at the beginning but the old saying "familiarity breeds contempt" comes to mind.

>>722845194
I hope so, I just plan on staying in a couple small towns. Drinking some Whiskey, and talking with locals. Read. Smoke. Walk. Eat good.

Live like a Hobbit for awhile.

>>722844614
>>722844650
>>722844680
>>722844717
>>722844801
>>722845103
>>722845182
normies gtfo

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>>722844614

A couple of days.

We're both fucked with the flu (Ebola) right now, so sex is sporadic at best

>>722845182
Clearly, you are a liar.

>>722845204
yeah its not a good feel

2 months.
I'm single

9 months and its awful

>>722844614
3 hours ago.

2013

>>722846276

It gets easier

>>722845098
This.

In the previous life, with anime

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3 years

>>722844614
3 days ago. GF has many sicks.

>>722844614
Non- defined

>>722845368
Stay out of Dublin and the North and all will be well

>>722844895
I haven't fapped in two weeks. Surprised I got this far.

Never, and I really don't care.

5? years. I don't go outside or talk to people.

>>722844614
neva

>>722845368
Ireland is a shithole. I've lived hear for 5 years after i moved from london's southside. Take the vacation but dont live here, it's intolerable. I still dont understand the accents.

>>722844614
Two days ago.

We were kinda strung out, coming down from mushrooms. Sex helped us sleep.

Then we woke up and had more sex.

2 years. It's hard to meet people. I am very poor, too. Not ugly, or unfit, but my life is pathetic.

>>722844614
august or september

4 days ago

it was nice

>>722844614
1 hour ago

Because I woke up with a boner and I have a gf

>>722851906
I'm the best mayne! I deed it!

>>722851906

Was it worth it?

>>722852377
I busted a nut, so yeah.... Mission Accomplished!

>>722852581

But don't morning orgasms mess up your day? Like doesn't it fog your mind so you can't focus?

If I fap in the morning it ruins my whole day

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>>722844614
Since Xmas night, 2015.

Why? Not enough cheap prostitutes around, I'm kinda broke, and I've lost interest in sex with 3D people.

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>>722845098
Same here /b/ro.

Last weekend.

GF came to visit from LA.

We recently separated after an argument but apparently we're staying together long distance (most likely doomed to fail)

I spent (wasted) around $500 to fly her out, pay for the hotel, pay for meals, pay for gifts because she is broke. JUST TO GET LAID.

It's funny because we lived together and had a pretty good life in Northern CA. She moved back in with her parents who are literally meth/crack heads. Her step-father, the main breadwinner just got laid off and they are also getting evicted.

she has already hinted that she fucked up and I am just waiting for her to beg me to come back home. She put herself in a SHITTY position and I totally warned her about it. What's happening is concerning because I still care about her, but also somewhat funny.

The grass is always greener...but you still have to mow it.

>>722845409
but what does he mean by this

20 years, and I'm 20. I just don't see the point when I can jerk off.

40 mins ago, shit was cash

>>722853289

So you were molested by your mother the day you were born?

Exactly one week ago. Went to a party and got a bit more intoxicated than I was supposed to be.

Usually I don't have too much self esteem, but alcohol makes me feel like an alpha. Ended up threesoming a girl with her mom.

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Probably around 8 or 9 months. I don't mark the calendar or anything.

Been w/ GF for >10 years. Bored. Probably time to trade her on for a newer model. Don't care enough to do anything about it.

>>722844614
just a few hours ago with wife
Why? cuz I wanted to

never, because im a loser

>>722844614
About 2.5 years. My last relationship really laid bare the the fact that they're just a tremendous waste of blood and treasure.

>>722854587

Are girls expensive?

>>722852839

glad that this isn't just me.

>>722845416
You know how sex because somewhat repellant after you orgasm?

I wonder if those cucks ever blow their load and soberly reckon with the fact that another dude is plowing their wife. lmao.

>>722844614
2 days. Was too tired last night.

June. Her boyfriend came back around and we almost got caught.

>>722855269

I just fapped like a fucking idiot and I'm so fucking angry at myself right now.. I have an important course to attend in 2 hours, but since I fucking fapped I won't be able to focus. Dude I'm fucking fuming I'm so angry at myself. God fucking dammit

December. Got drunk and fucked a girl my buddy has been really into for the past two years.

She and I agreed not to pursue this further but every time we end up at a party or gathering together she gets smashed and tries to sleep with me again.

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4 hours ago.
Woke up with a babe.
Sex. Blowjob. Then alarm.
She had to go to work.
Shes coming back with food in 4 hours.

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>>722844614
> 2 weeks ago
> with a partner ? > 4-5 years or more

>>722855881

But what if there is somewhere else you want to be in 4 hours?

>>722844614
Last night.

>>722844680
Same.

>>722844614
I can miss it for decades if needed (im 23). So now and than a one night stand or even hooker. Hookers are relatively clean in Europe. Mostly 7/10 silicone boobed 19 year olds from the Balkan. Sex is overrated I prefer porn.

Yesterday because today i am tired and not in the mood for it

About 21 hours

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>>722844650
500,- you're unluckily American

In Europe you probably buy a hooker for a month for that price.

Be Amsterdam
> 50 per 45 minutes
> 19-21 year olds from the Balkan and Russia
> European Health Care System
> STD/AIDS free certificate
> Dont need a hotel.

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>>722856308
Like on the couch?
Playing SNES?
Doing laundry?
Getting stoned?
That is exactly what I want to be doing and where I want to be.
So that is where I will be when hot food and hot sex comes a knocking.

>>722844614
i have a girlfriend for about 5 years now, i have skills in computer since the age of 8 , was not the top but one of the top in my classes of sciences, math, computer. but it is only lately that i realized the difference of what i can accomplish if i focus on love ; i can have a nice life with wife ,kids and a good job in a computer compagnie but what is that compare to what i could do if i focus my time and energy on my computer skills i can get better, i think outside the box. i can create big things. last time i had sex was 3 day ago and it is weird the way sex work , how every things fit together. this is going to be hard to explain but look: when you don`t fap you think about having sex with every nice girl you see , ok , so when you fap you kinda don`t even see the girls like sex object , they are like every humans being now , so your brain can focus on other things, this is how you block sex from disturbing you . i hope somebody understand.

>>722856882

Doesn't sound worth it to me at least

>>722854893
In ways you couldn't begin to imagine.

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>>722857202
What's worth it to you?
What would you rather do with your Saturday?

>>722857510

Well, I'm about to go to work. But on my day off? I'd rather go to the gym, cook some food, get chores done that I need to do, and then go rent an airplane and fly for the day. After than, I'd like to go home and play Squad on steam with some friends.

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>>722857800
It's dbl xp on RuneScape, just fyi

Thursday. A GILF made me cum buckets twice in 20 mins.

Older women are so based.

>>722857924

Holy shit that game looks different. I stopped playing Runescape in 2009

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>>722858354
Actually, it looks even more different today.

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>>722857800
Funny, that's what I do but I have a friend who I do all of that with and she loves to include sex with our plans.
Oh, and we sit back and let some lonely guy fly the plane.

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>>722844614

2.5 years, too lazy to bother with dating (women are a fucking mess to deal with emotionally), or risk using Tinder for a quick fuck with a random chick who might have an STD.

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a little over 4 years. I've had a few opportunities to have sex after that, but didn't get it hard, because the girl was either fat, or otherwise too disgusting for me... I'm not too good at talking to girls, and when i do talk, i'm fucked up on drugs so they rarely talk back

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>>722858635

Airplanes > girls tbh

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>>722844680
Same, I look like an italian model (ppl often say this, i look like an italian...), still i get better orgasm watching porn so... Whats the point of a pussy then...

>>722844614
6 hours ago lolz

>>722844614
the age of the fucking universe

>>722859932

Yea. For me to actually meet girls, I'd have to put in effort and go out of my way to meet them. As another anon said above, Im not around girls in my daily life. It's not like I'm in Uni where girls are everywhere. I work a fulltime job where my only 2 female co-workers are not at all attractive.

30 minutes ago.

>>722844614
1 month, my gril went back to her house, college break.

>>722860294
>colege
>sex once a month or less
Sorry but your gf is probably sucking a sandnegger rn

>>722860294
poor cuck

>>722844614
I can't remember. I'm married

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>>722860294
<--- Your girl right now. Sorry bro.

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like 6-7 years or so. why?
>pic related

>>722862070
That episode was painful

Almost a week. Longest I've gone in five fucking goddamn pissing years
Mostly because wife had a c section on valentines so fucking her right now would literally kill her
I literally had to send her sister home instead of staying at our house to help because if she bent over a desk and wiggled her butt one more fucking time I was ganna rape her asshole. That was day two of no sex
Right now I'd rape any living hole. I'm getting less picky by the day

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>>722860294
>gril went back to her house
Yeah, and quess for what. She ain't only your girl, she's pretty much the whole colleges girl if she fucks u that rarely :D

>>722862147
in what ways?

>>722845098
keep telling yourself that.
>actually to beta to talk to girls
>Tells himself he doesn't want to.

>>722844614
I had sex yesterday when I fucked this same exact weak ass bread

>>722862228
Eddie Bravo and Alex Jones yelling over eachother about space nazi moon bases for 3 hours hurts the ears

>>722844614
About half a year ago.

Dumped the chick because she became a controlling feminist and I'm not about that life.

>>722862352
oh I see.. you are uninitiated. why didn't you just say that?

>>722858785
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

stop lying you fucking faggot

>>722862413
>implying i don't believe there are nazi space moon bases

If i didn't want to listen to Alex's holy word like some globalist scum i would've stopped listening

This morning. Because im not an autistic faggot

So much lying in this thread that it's pathetic... really kind of sad watching the amount of excuses after excuses in this thread... I can just admit it to myself though, i'm 22 and still a virgin. Painful thing to admit, but it's better than lying

15 hrs
Work and sleep

>July 2015
>was regularly fucking this girl I met on Tinder
>she thinks we're dating
>6 months go by
>get tired of her shit
>"break up" with her
>lazy as shit afterward because she was easy pussy
>am fat fuck today

I should probably start working out again

2 hours. I'm fucking a spanish milf on the side.

She's constantly wet, has a tiny pussy and begs me to fuck her hard. She wants me to use her as a fuck toy.

She's a squirter and loves to swallow.

Life is good right now.

>>722862667
And then you woke up :D

>>722844614
Since June, I haven't really talked to girls since then except for a few classmates I wasn't interested in. I graduated in December and haven't really left my apartment much. I keep telling myself I'm gonna get my life on track then keep putting it off. I've kinda gotten a bit out of shape and I'm self conscious even though I'm not fat and disgusting. I have a hard time thinking someone would want to be with me if I'm not happy with the person I am.

>>722862550
then I don't see what the problem is unless Eddie's frovolous interruptions bothered you but they weren't really bad. and it was funny to me when Alex told Eddie to punch him "full power" and Eddie said that he would end up in the hospital. I like UFC very casually and if anything Joe Rogan got me into UFC but Joe isn't my favorite comedian or anything by a long shot I just like his personality

>>722844614
Oral, a few years. Sex, never. Pretty sure I'm borderline asexual. Never fap or have an urge, never watch porn, all I know is I like girls. 20 btw.

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10 years last week

>>722862266

>>actually to beta to talk to girls

If I'm not actually around them in daily life, then how am I suppose to talk to them?

>>722862723
It's 8pm here

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>>722844614
2008. I call this time pre-obama. Once he took office the economy collapsed. I moved in with my parents, became NEET and never looked back

>>722862598
Tbh we're rare, though less rare online. But I can unironically say I care more about having a relationship than just fucking. Too bad I messed around for years trying online relationships. Had "gfs", some extremely cute and many of which sent nudes, but only one I actually hooked up with as most live far way. Glad I stopped with that shit.

6 years, she was from germany and i'm from austria. after seeing her first time i saw a completely new person than i thought of over the web and images/skype

banged her on my week-stay - at least i don't die a virgin

>>722844614
like two months. The girl I'm into lives a couple of hours away and we can't meet up very often

>>72284
25 year old virgin.

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>>722844614
4 years for multiple reasons
i've come close a few times and now a fat girl wants my dick but idk if i want that

>>722844614
2010... I jerk off a lot. No real drive for the chase.

>>722844614
6 hours. Shes now at work and will be back in 3 hours and we will probably fuck when she gets back

i never got to have sex in my life. now i'm 26 and it won't ever happen.

whew