Have you fucked someone famous, /b/?

>>722840836
I fucked bubbles from trailer park boys.
Hes kind of a freak, ad ate me out on my period

>>722840836
My ex has 4000 friends on facebook does that count?

>>722841609
does facebook send you condoms when you reach that level

>>722841789
HOLY FUCKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Fucked this girl a couple of times while she was on vacation with friends in Italy.
We met at a bar. Hit if off. Took her home.

She kept my number and told me she would call next time she came for vacations.

I still have dreams of those tits and the way she blew me.

10/10 blowjob tbh

How famous are you talking? I've been with a couple of b-list well more like very d list actresses and a couple of porn stars but they aren't that famous and now just pretty much work in the private side of the business, my wife was with a very/somewhat famous actress for a few days in Vegas way before this girl came out.

I had Emma Watson grind her ass on me while I had a raging hard on.

>>722843144
lies.

>>722842651
names?

>>722840836

Kaley Cuoco after she split up with her last hubby. AMA.

>>722843205
It was while she was filming Perks of Being a Wallflower. Randomly met her at a bar in Pittsburgh's Southside.

>>722843584
extra lies. Emma is quite reclusive. And definitely doesn't randomly go out to public locations to hang out with people.

>>722843553
Is she any good?

>>722842651
>couple of b-list well more like very d list actresses
go ono...

>>722843755
A bit more passive than i'd have liked, all it took was a bit of flirting and she pretty much jumped me, probably caus she was feeling like crap from her breakup.

Fake tits though, big deal breaker. She waxes too. Isn't the best at sucking a dick, although she let me cover her face in cum like the slut she is.

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>>722843338
lol, Not sure I should name all of them or fear that they may figure it out (some of them know each other) Okay, one was Andrea Feczko she does some type of internet-travel show, met her at an after-party and we we both rollin' balls so had a pretty hard night of sexytime, one of the porn stars goes by the stage name of Faith Leon, hooked up with her a few times hmmm, just say that we lived near each other and met at a friends party, and she was also with my wife and I a couple of times. And I'll give a cropped pic of another one of the girls in our hotel room not sure you would know her but she is getting more popular.

I smoked a cig and made out with Bella Thorne in Malibu once. Weird times, will green text if interest.

>>722843685
Nigga thats youwhat you doin even calling her by her first name

ITT: Lies

>>722840836
I had a chance to fuck Brooke Shields last night. I was laying in bed with a hard-on but she never came by.

myself

I matched a camgirl/suicide girl in Tinder, we talked a bit and then silence. Too bad.

What is the point of this thread? Obviously no one on this fucking website fucked anyone famous. This entire site consists of zeroes that make up stories.

>>722844580
Are you a wannabe actor or model lol

If I told you who it was you'd think I was making it up.

>>722846671
keep talking

/b/tards haven't had sex period. Never mind with a celebrity


Stop lying

See it's the fucking trolls that want to ruin everything for the others who are enjoying their lives. I showed proof, but since assholes like >>722846317
want to pop up I have decided it's not just enough to ignore them but to try and punish them as well as everyone else 'till the trolls are pushed the fuck out of forums. I know it may not work or matter, but I'm so fucking sick of simple shitty little people trying to bring down others to their miserable levels.
So fuck you, I'm out.

>>722840836
I was raped by Bugs Bunny behind the Log Flume at Six Flags.

He's a lot bigger in person, you know.

>>722846663
lol, not even close but by a couple of circumstances I have been 'accepted' into a few of the circles that they run in.

>>722842625
Is that Kat Dennings?

>>722847018
no

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no but i watched her fuck herself for all of the internet to see

>>722846991
interesting... drug dealer so?

>>722842625
what's her name?? sry I'm terrible with actresses

>>722846886
Relax, dude. It's just a /b/ thread. Nobody cares or believe anything here.

>>722846671
Well, what's your story?

>>722847273
Dog Donnig

not a lie:

carrie fisher gave me a blowjob once and we did coke together

>>722841883
it wasn't that funny dude.

>>722840836
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago.

>>722847210
lol, once again nope but know plenty of them (the ones who supply the L.A. crowd) Nope nothing illegal but money is a factor, you just gotta have it to do some of the parties right so being able to drop a lot with the right people goes a long way in networking if that's your thing, and then have a few main players to vouch for you and your in there 'till you fuck them over. I had it a couple of ways, I went to the right parties without even knowing it, and met a few of the very big money guys and didn't know it so just having real talks with them and finding out we had a lot in common (actually with one of the main money guys) after a couple of times of seeing him around and not know anything about this side of his businesses (which he knew that I didn't know, and I think this is why he trusted me later 'cause I didn't give a fuck about it and I wasn't after it)

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Biff Naked.

>>722847281
Yeah I get that, but at what point do we start to try and stop this crazy fucking trend of having trolls running rampant without anyone trying to punish them in the least bit. I'm just fucking tired of dummies ruining shit for the rest of us because we're too nice to put them in their fucking place.

>>722840836
Fucked the pornstar Madison Ivy back in 2008. No, I didn't pay her.

>>722842625
why didn't you get pics?

>>722843553
>Kaley Cuoco
pics

>>722840836
I slept with the personal trainer of Norway's Crown Prince. She was really into anal

>>722844580
Speaking of faith Leon, Years ago I used to search modeling sites and there was a pretty tall brunette from North Carolina named Melissa who posted on one of the sites....it was obvious she was truly 18, She actually posted her senior pics from high school instead of modeling pics.


The photo file name had her full name on it....anyhow, she really stood out on this site, because back then there were few 18 year olds starting out......her caption said she'd be willing to do nude photo shoots.

Fast forward a year later and I see her on bangbros

>>722841789
TOP KEK HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF YOU'RE A MAD MAN!!!!!

>>722848067
In case it needs to be said....she became faith Leon.

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I fuckedwith hillary duff. Her pussy was kind of flabby and it was hairy too. Tits were nice she gave a mean blow job as well but wouldn't shut the fuck up she would over scream. I wish i would of taken pics tho i really regret not doing so. Anyhow i was a server at a club in LA and i actually met Andy Milonakis that same night.

>>722848172
>faith Leon.
She's too ugly for porn

>>722847626
>the ones who supply the L.A. crowd
Did you fucked Miranda Cosgrove too?

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>>722848265
You cannot be serious. She's as close to a fashion model as you can get in porn, at least among American girls.

>>722847810
Grow up. Nobody cares about trolls here. That's a reddit shit.

>>722848067
lol, Yep that would be her, and she was married at the time to a guy with a M name as well who also worked in the industry. But he was full on cray and she was just waiting to find the right time to leave.
She was taller than I usually like, but she was really fun to fuck, and had a great attitude about most things. I never really saw that much of her work, not sure why but I just wanted to keep her the way that I saw her and not all the work that she had done.

>>722848360
Not really even sure who that is, so I'm guessing it's a hard no.

>>722848473
I remember when I first found her full name I googled it and there were high school basketball newspaper stories.

>>722847626
That's too random to be true, honestly. Usually, Hollywood's bitches hate normies.

>>722846886
>I showed proof.

lol where

>>722848431
No people do care and fucking despise trolls, just wait and watch the tides are starting to change and if you're a troll or a troll wanna-be more likely your reign of the internet is about to slip the fuck away (and the best part is this will happen by your own fucking hands)

>>722848535
>living at LA
>not knowing "$180,000" Icarly girl
How old are you?

>>722848710
Are you high kek

>>722848414
Yeah, completely disagree with calling her too ugly for porn. She is really very pretty and I'm talking about without any make-up on. A very natural girl with (at least last time I saw her) very little to no work done on her.

>>722848864
Did she grow up poor? Just wondering how she was so quick to move away and get into porn?

>>722840836
Yeah, your mom. Nigger.

>>722848606
lol, too random. There are a lot of tie-ins but sure believe whatever will help you sleep at night. And no they don't hate 'normies' never have even heard that term. For the most part they are very normal people put into extraordinary circumstances and behaving like anyone would with amount of power/influence over people. I have noticed that for the most part they have more problems with other 'celebrities' much more so than just in your word 'normies'

>>722848757
I don't live in L.A. and I'm 40ish

>>722840836
I fucked this crapy no name wannabe singer here in Berlin... Who lives on welfare is low on ambition and empty of future.

http://www.grimygoods.com/2017/02/07/hot-artist-alert-lola-sparks-berlin-songstress/

Tinder is full of shit tbh... Not worth it

>>722847946
I dont have any pics i took while i fucked her, mongoloid.

>>722840836
Anyone who I fuck becomes famous as a result. So yes.

>>722848964
I don't really know that much about her growing up, like the other anon said she's from I think N.C. or some other southern state like that. I never heard any stories about hardships or abuse from Uncle Touchy or anything like that. But like I said her partner was full on cray but pretty sure she met him while working or shortly before she got into the work. At the time he wasn't working any longer and she was just taking care of him and he was a complete recluse who rarely left his house.

Fucked Emily Ratajkowski when she was 15 i was 31

>>722840836
I sucked Jerry Sanduskys dick when I was 5.

>>722841609
Just an average slut, anon. Doesn't count.

>>722845453
Stupid nigger, learn English and how to properly form sentences.

>>722848067
Just an FYI, the last I new she was working 'private' but it's about 5 grand for a day/night.

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This girl from Are You Afraid of The Dark. Ran into her when I was in Toronto in a bar. She and her friends started talking to us, and we kinda split to each other. I brought up that I recognized her and we joked about it. Told her I had a crush on her when I was a kid, which is true, and a few hours later I was at her apartment and she was showing me photos and shit from the Nickelodeon days.

We fucked, admittedly prolly because drunk, talked for a while after I went back home. Still text every now and then, but don't really go to Canada.

Not really super famous or anything, but it's all I got. Would never think as a kid this would happen lol.

>>722850183
I know it's a bit surreal but not as strange as I thought it would be. She looks cute, glad you had fun.

Seems as if this thread is about dead, too bad.

>>722850183
Are you still fapping to her?

>>722842625
Bush??

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Took an acting class with her when she still lived in Florida. I got to bang several girls in that class but she was the only one that went on to be (semi) famous.
Great fuck though.

>>722848241
So fappening pics were real??

>>722851573
Never did. Still don't. Crush was a kid thing. Pre-fapping.

>>722846886
Lol what a cock gobbling faggot

>>722852462
Did you learn those words from your daddy? is that what he makes you do? Poor little fella, here is a hint, it will never get any better for you.

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>>722848710
Each one of your posts gets exponentially more autistic

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>>722852718
cringe

>>722852718
What the fuck are you even on about? Nothing you say makes any sense. You sound like a baked out 12 year old with an extreme case of aspergers.

>>722847810
>at what point do we start to try and stop this crazy fucking trend of having trolls running rampant without anyone trying to punish them in the least bit.

Holy shit lmao

>>722848681
Its on /b/ what other proof do you need?

>>722840836

Yupp.

>>722852718
calm down, Dan

No but I've seen Antonin Scalia's penis

>>722847889
Because it didn't happen

>>722840836
Had a One Night Stand with Eliza Dushku

I caught Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling fucking, does that count?

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Haven't fucked anyone famous, but did pop Bruce Springsteen in the mouth twice at a bar in Kansas City in before his bodyguard stepped in. It was the late 80's. Fuck that douche bag.

>>722841249
God bless.

>>722846317
not everyone here is a fucking loser.

>>722855927
That's so hot if true. Story?

>>722856825
I worked as a security, caught them on the set of the movie Gangster Squad. He fucked her Doggy. Luckily for me that they don't noticed me.

>>722840836
I am a Actor, not that famous but i fucked
Shailene Woodley
Arielle Kebbel
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Julia Stiles
Kate Hudson
believe it or not, i don't care.

I have slept with both Haley Reinhart and Taissa Farmiga

>>722856055
I've been browsing and posting on and off on this website since George Bush was President and I have to say your post is my immediate and absolute all time favorite. I'd give my next 6 paychecks to have been you that day. If you had ended that story with 'then I went and 4 threesomes with models' it wouldn't have been any better than what you posted.

I fucked Gillian Anderson in 1995

>>722846144
>myself

someone was faster than me

>>722847507

yeah sure

>>722857348
You wrote "a Actor"and not "an actor".
As someone who English is only his second language - I believe you're stupid enough to be "a Actor"

>>722841249
Tits or gtfo

>>722847839

Was she as crazy then as she is now?

>>722857348
What's the pubes situation on each?

>>722858289
Hello newfriend.

>>722857146
>He fucked her Doggy
Anal sex? Heard she takes it in the ass like a champ.

>>722841883
>>722848103
Kek

>>722858261
Yeah, my mistake. I hate to write on my phone and im working right now. Sorry. Hopefully you can forgive me.

>>722843553
why lie on the internet? you must KNOW nobody believes you?

>>722858659
nope, not anal.

>>722840836
Famous amos' anus

>>722858778
Oh, such a shame...
Can you greentext everything you saw, bro?

>>722858678
>Shailene Woodley
>Arielle Kebbel
>Emmanuelle Chriqui
>Julia Stiles
>Kate Hudson
old fag?

>>722852792
kek

>>722840836
ITT:
We lie

>>722840836
franny eastwood

>>722858458
a stupid question imo.
Kate Hudson has the best pussy.
Shailene Woodley gives great heads.
Arielle Kebbel was the craziest fuck.
Julia Stiles is a boring fuck but she let me cum on her face.
Emmanuelle Chriqui is a great fuck, i love her tits.

I got my very first blowjob of a girl that went on to make a career in porn- I grew up in a midsized hopeless Australian town and pretty much a whole bunch of girls from thereabout ended up on this amateur model site called abbywinters. this one girl went pro with it. That being said, there is probably a bunch of guys from my ton with the same story with the same girl- it is exactly the kind of girl who gives out heaps of blowjobs that makes a career in porn.

I got with Halston Sage at a party about a year ago

>>722840836
Ava Gardner

>>722858962
dont know what you mean bro. Im just sometimes here.

>>722858528
What's a newfriend?

True story about a someone who is currently a successful author children's books
>Flirting with a married woman in a grad school class
>She said she'd never been on a motor cycle so I offer to give her ride when I know her hubby is working
> after the ride we go in her house
>Tension is palpable, how to close the distance?
>She is standing backed up against a chair
>Put my hands in her shoulders and push her down into the chair
>I'm standing over her as she is sitting
>unzip my pants
>pull out cock, give it a few strokes
>press cock to her lips
>put my hand on the back of her head and pull her onto my cock until I'm deep in her mouth
>proceed to fuck her mouth
>keep it up for a long time
>conscious decision that I'm going to nut in her mouth and then walk out (some of flirty talk suggested she wanted to be dominated)
>Start to nut
>pull her head roughly onto my cock
>I'm in her throat
>mascara running down her face from being face fucked
>She's looking up at me with the sweetest eyes
>I zip up
>Walk out the door and ride off
- had many great fucks with her after that.

>>722853815
Kek

>>722859252
>oldfag
Your age... Are you around 30-40 years old?

>>722859118
Any do anal/have weird kinks?

>>722842625
Yeeaaah, no.

You never fucked Kate Dennings, but thanks for playing.

>>722858870
sure, but that's not so much.
>I heard a noise
>walked in the trailer.
>she leaned over the table and he fucked her
>just saw a little bit of her boob
>saw more of his ass
>went immediately out

>>722859378
Im 34 yo

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>>722840836
Actually yes. Annie Clark while we were at Berklee. Pic related.

>>722859713
Was she as batshit as she seems when she performs?

I fucked myself more then once, and I'm a legend in my own mind.

>>722859391
Sadly no Anal with anyone of these.
Shailene is a cute and good girl but she is a little slut. She had sex with many Actors.
Kate loves sex with bondage.
Arielle swallowed my load.

>>722859629
Well, that was fast lol

>>722846886
>Taking the internet seriously
>Taking 4chan seriously
>Taking /b/ seriously
>Taking a thread on /b/ seriously
I suggest you apply acetone on your face, set it on fire, and try to put it out with a knife.

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Don't know if anybody here know her but i had sex with her. She is a singer/tv presenter from Estonia.

>>722846105
She planned on going over there later but I gave her a taste of the D, and she hasn't left since.

>>722846990
Please greentext.

>>722860929
wow, totally fuckable slut.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

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Not big deal here, but her mouth is like a damn hoover vacuum.

>>722840836
I fucked my mother!

>>722862024
What a coincidence... I did too!

>>722844554
You saw her, flirted, then she was all over you. Sounds very unbelievable.

Tell us how it went.

>>722862024
Me too

>>722861153
yeah she was so hot and a great fuck. I cheated my wife for her.

>>722859929
Yes.

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>>722840836

fucked cate blanchett in a hotel in niagara-on-the-lake back in 2006 with her husband in the next room

>>722862146
Lucky you. Did she spit or swallow?

>>722844658
yea fam green text it

>>722861539
>Not big deal here
How so? She is very famous, I think.

>>722862401
we had sex multiple times, and when i came in her mouth then she did spit. i also came in her pussy, on her breast and on her belly.

i once twiddled my thumb in jenette mcurdys bunghole

>>722858087
You're welcome. Glad I made someone's day.

>>722847204
Kek

>>722840836
pulled a page 3 girl in a club in Sheffield... not sure that really counts as she's probably only mildly famous for chavs and white van drivers in the UK

I fucked Camryn Kiss at a house party before she got famous.

>>722862738
Anal too? She looks like a total freak.

>>722862782
story?

>>722848414
yeah she's hot

but Tiffany Thompson is probably the closest to 'model' looks:

https://www.xvideos.com/video6136629/supermodel_with_nice_tits_copulating

>>722852047
acting classes are fantastic for meeting girls, you get to get close and build up comfort with them over the period of the course and it isn't uncommon to find models, dancers etc.. looking for a career change... though even aspiring actresses are generally pretty hot

banged a former catalogue model after attending classes in London

Fucked a Suicide Girl and a moderately well-known local cosplayer, but no one "famous" really. I felt like bragging, though.

>>722842625
nice try but bullshit

I knocked boots with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom

Had sex with Jennifer Carpenter just after white chicks came will greener if interested

>>722863396
Oops I meant greentext

>>722863000
yeah, anal too. i think 2 or 3 times. yes, shes a total freak who loves fucking. she even sucked my cock after i fucked her ass. it never happened to me before. i saw things like this only in porn before.

>>722862782
Are you Dan the Man?

from quebec
fucked a girl with her own tv show on vrak tv and who also appeared in a few arthouse movies

>>722840836
Hillary Clinton tried to fuck me but Trump cockblocked her

>>722862578
I assume he meant it because so many people have fucked her after her show ended.
I've heard many stories about her being a coked up whore at USC.

>>722863560
Yeah. Don't tell anyone I post here pls

>>722863048
Yeah, I can see Tiffany Thompson, Faith is very fair though.

>>722863817
those damn russians made her do it

>>722863863
For real? Elaborate.

>>722863906
Dan "the best thing about twenty eight year olds is, there are twenty of them" Schneider?

>>722858135
Any good?

>>722863906
You are a legend. Living the /b/ dream.

>>722863863
I wanna hear that stories.

Does it matter if the girl is not that famous? I fucked this small time actress called
Laia in a club in Vancouver. She acted in Tame Impala's music video

>>722863863
I don not know if these stories about her and USC are true. But i know that she had sex with many actors and producers.

>>722864368
No. It doesn't count. If it did everyone who's ever fucked an Alice Cooper groupie would count.

>>722864411
Names and stories that you know?

>>722864411
Did you fucked her too?

>>722846990
You should have taken that last left at Albuquerque...

Seem chick called Caitlyn Jenner. They said they were famous.

>>722864411
>i know that she had sex with many actors and producers.
I want to believe. How do you know?

>>722863048
If you want I can see if I have any pics of Faith/Melissa

>>722858135
Wasn't she married and at about the height of her fame back then?

I could be wrong but I vaguely remember an FHM article at the time where she talked about how she enjoyed switching during sex.

>>722864958
'switching'??? please elaborate.

>>722841789
WHAHAAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE FUCKIG MADMAN

>>722841789
Top fucking KEK!!!

>>722864411
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>722864823
A friend who worked at her new show "Crowded" had sex with her. She told him that she had sex with Jerry Trainor and a producer of the movie "The Intruders".

>>722861539
Dan Schneider, is that you?

>>722841789
LOLLLL WUTTT

>>722865057
How often do you want to post this?

>>722841789
Holy shit my sides are travelling to orbit and beyond at this point

>my f when i litterally laughed and rolled over a floor

>>722865023
Christ, I was pretty young when I read it, but it was a catsuit shoot and she talked about changing up between dominant and submissive roles during sex and wanting it to be like a battleground.

It could all have been for attention but it certainly caught my imagination as a young teen... Enough I still remember the article about 20 years later ...

>>722865088
Was she any good? I bet she gives great head kek

>>722855565
Story?

>>722865224
>>722865172

You stupid faggots are so annoying. I know you're hoping your shitty comments will end up screencapped in some retard's post comp but only a total bitch would make a post comp of something so mediocre.

So when you post acting like it's the best thing you've ever seen "hur my sides are in orbat" "durr loll whuut caps lock" you just come across like giant cock-sucking queers.

Kill yourselves.

Now.

i was the goon for drug dealers in Florida for a while, and met a few girls that were extras in movies and such. most of these actresses look nothing like they do on TV, as they do in person.

one night in Miami when a few movies were filming, and the MTV spring break stuff, and press junkets and shit like that i had a bag of coke that was the size of a grapefruit that i took from a guy who talked some shit and tried to be hard to the guys i worked for. this was like 2001 or early 2002.

i never used it, since i honestly dont trust some greaser chemist to make something that isnt going to turn me into a cronenberg creature or make a giant tumor grow on my balls and sing like Ricky martin.

I fucked Anna kornikova, and some girl that was her rep for Adidas. and a bunch of girls from telenovellas.

>>722862301
more, story please

Not slept with a celeb, but I did lick Marina Sirtis' (Star Trek's Counselor Deanna Troi) feet once.

>>722865341
I don't know. I never asked him.

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Fucked Sophia Grace before she became a minor porn star. Post your kik and i will share my video. Or does anybody know a good site for sharing it?

>>722865088
>producer of the movie "The Intruders".
I'm curious. Details of this please.

>>722865504
Why not? Are you gay lol

>>722865274
I would let her do whatever the fuck she wanted to do to me.

>>722864411
The ghost of USC pasta is awesome. And sometimes I even believe it.

>>722848039
Lie. Wanna try again?

sarah mottet

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>>722865088
fyi, Patrick Warburton fucked the slutty sister of this show.

>>722865404
>met her at a party of a common friend
>drove her home
>invited me for a coffee (a classicer, i know)
>she told me she need a good fuck
>it was right after her split from Rick Fox
>gave me a handjob
>licked her shaven pussy
>rode my dick
>then blew me
>fucked her missionary
>came on her tits
>was a great fuck
>sometimes i see her at my friend

>>722865678
No, but i don't care how she is at sex.

>>722865552
All i know is that the producer (don't know his name) didn't want her in the movie. She fucked him and he gave her the role. And yeah, i know its a cliche. But she told it herself.

>>722866556
Fine. Did he tell you something about her?

>>722847507
>not a lie

>>722866328
This happened

so

fucking

much

>>722862301
I take it that he knew what was going on and they're open to this? I know many people that are so never really surprised by anyone but always happy to hear about it.

>>722866856
I can believe that.

wouldnt say too famous, but was fucking blonde milf newscaster here in Louisville for a few years, she was divorced and needed a little fun from time to time

>>722866856
Is your friend an actor?

>>722866939
They fucked 3 times. She swallowed his load.

>>722867097
is okay, it's a free world.

>>722867162
Yes, he is. But not really famous.

>>722867185
What a lucky bastard... So jelly. Ass to mouth?

>>722840836
Not a lie
Veronica Lake

>>722867040
For me it was the first and last time that happened.

>>722867349
And his name is....

>>722867449
sorry, don't know.

>>722844658
Sounds interesting, do it anon

>>722867597
Unimportant.You would not know him anyway.

>>722844580
>Any of those Feczko noodz?

>>722867655
Can you make a greentext with all the things he told you about Miranda that you remember, please? I'm deadly curious, not gonna lie ;)

I made out with Amanda Knox before she went to Italy and got arrested

>>722867798
post it anyway

>>722867916
Sorry, she was way worried about any pics, we were rollin' and I wasn't trying too hard. She's tight though.

>>722866856
Nicholas Tabarrok. That dude is a total creep.

>>722868017
nope.

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>>722868082
Kudos for sure

>>722866856
Is being a Hollywood producer the ultimate /b/ dream?

>>722868251
ha! I love that game... Sterling Knight?

>>722867918
That's not so much, but i will try.
First Fuck
>they fucked in her trailer
>doggystyle
>he came on her back
Second Fuck
>she sucked him
>swallowed his load
Third Fuck
>gave him a blowjob
>she rode his cock
>jerked him til he came
Thats all i know bro

>>722857348
>Emmanuelle Chriqui

How was she in bed?

>>722868663
nope

>>722868696
Why the Hollywood's sluts love doggystyle and anal so much?

>>722857348
Since this is /b/ and you won't have anything to lose since 90% of content on this board is shit anyways, give us a clue as to what movie you were in.

marsha bradys daughter

>>722868965
any clue?

>>722868696
Rough, drunk sex?

>>722857348
u banged sloane too?
she loves eating at this one pho spot i go to...
>we're eskimo lads

>>722864482
tell more

>>722868696
deepthroat?

>>722840836
Is your mom famous?

>>722868696
Come on, dude. You are not “his” friend, you are "that" actor. Make a good, complete greentext please. And I will love to hear more about that story with the producer too.
Thanks for sharing your story. I envy him you so much. You fucked the amazing Miranda Cosgrove’s lips. You are so so lucky.

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>>722840836

>>722868928
>i was so fucking nervous, she is one of my dream woman
>deepthroat my cock
>fucked me hard
>came on her belly
>was one of my best fucks ever

>>722841883
>>722848103
>>722865037
samefagging hard

>>722868696
>first fuck doggystyle
My kinda chick

>>722869069
R.D.

>>722860929
You are fucked I can't believe you did this

Nothing in this thread is true

>>722869586
Sorry, I am really just a friend. But sometimes he is on 4chan too.

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>>722870030

>>722869979
Ryan Dorsey? fuckin kek. too amazing to be true

>>722869983
You know her? Are you from Germany or Estonia?

>>722856277
bullshit

>>722857348
lol u fucked my friends blonde step sister hahah
>ya she's hot

>>722870246
Who?

>>722870098
I remember some anon told once at a thread like this that he was an actor that fucked Miranda Cosgrove hard and rough. I remember he told us a funny story that bitch was horny all the time, and once she tried to kiss him after he came on her mouth. I almost spilled my drink while reading it.

>>722870246
hudson
>also ask me what Tay Tay swifts pussy looks like, if you want to be disappointed

>>722870141
I will not say if you're right or not.

>>722870608
Never met Tay Tay. But if i ever fuck her, i will tell you.

>>722870655
its okay

Something more to share before thread get 404'd? Any proof, but you told us some cool stories. Thanks for sharing.

>>722870655
Wonder if that's why he got fired after Crowded pilot.

>>722840836

Does an attention whore with 17k instagram followers count?

>>722870972
haha, maybe

>>722840836
Made out with Brent Corrigan once

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fucked her in 10th grade , shes gtn famous

>>722871308
Was he too rough with Miranda lol

>>722871534
Who knows, he had problems with his wife at the time.

>>722871700
How so?

>>722859629
nice butt?

>>722871700
Probably he sexually destroyed Cosgrove. Revenge sex is always crazy.

>>722870608
her puss is so gross it is a turn off
>true story
still love muh Tay Tay though lel

fucked a tv news reports here in DC a few years ago, shit was fun

>>722862301
>>722865435
>>722867072


Was gone for a bit, will tell...
Storytime

I fucked Cate Blanchett, Oscar winner

>be me, 21 years old, sept 2006, living in a city called st.catharines, ontario, canada
>annual grape and wine festival, big deal round these parts
>me and bud get shittered, close bars, huge crowds wandering streets for hours after bars close during grape and wine
>chilling on corner, smoking cig, see fucking GALADRIEL, IRL, eyes widen
>she knows i know it's her, she looks a bit diff, but that's hollywood magic
>i walk up, Well Ello Mayte, welcome to Canada" in my best aussie accent, as a huge movie buff, i know she's an aussie
>we chill at the corner for a bit, chit chatting, then i notice this little dude next to her, "meet my husband..... ", i forgot his name at the time, turns out it's Andrew, i am visibly disappointed
>she and i have a very sexualized connection right off the bat, i'm 6'4, and at 21, i was pretty damn good looking, and in good shape, so i think i have a shot
>she ends up saying that theyre going back to their hotel in niagara on the lake, a popular oldtimey area in my region, very nice b and b's, and inns, etc


will continue, typing this out :\

>>722871534
>>722871700
>tfw you will never have brutal insane sex with her
life is unfair

>>722873014
>bump limit
interesting, make a new thread

>>722873014

>so she asks if i want to come back to notl with them, as they have wine, food, and 2 rooms, so i can crash if need be
>i am fucking amazed, and taken aback
>"uh, yeah", my buddy is across the street with a group from earlier, i holler at him, he meanwhile has no idea who she is
>"im takin off G", he acknowledges, and, i say "LETS ROLL"
>this being a very busy time, St.Paul street is literally crammed with cabs, takes a matter of minutes to get in one
>all 3 of us in back seat, i've got my arm around her, and we're talking and laughing, generally just a fun time, looking forward to more booze and food