Dubs shrink tubes their penis. Trips does their balls too.

are you literally retarded?

>>722839407
OP has a literal pencil dick.. and tubular balls

Please don't check em

>>722839480
Not op but don't worry there are shrink tubes for every size, the problem is you would burn your dick pretty badly so you probably need to go straight to the hospital after

>>722839666
>666
Kek wills it faggot.

ITT: we solder wires to our urethra

>>722839829
You first.

>>722839407
how many people have shrink tubes available?

>>722839829
Solder doesn't stick to skin well at all.

More like we should get stud piercings with the stud inside the urethra, and solder a positive wire to it.

Then get a bar piercing at the base of the shaft and run a negative wire to it.

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>>722840208
You mean to say that you don't?

What are you, some kind of nerd?

>>722840208
I do. I install vehicle equipment and cctv systems. Plenty available.

>>722840444
Enjoy your rubberized cash and prizes

>>722840444
rest in peace anon

>>722840208
I have some, but only for small leads, none that would fit my donger.

My workplace does have the big ones, but its saturday.

>>722840444
have fun faggot.

>>722840488
Have fun as well faggot.

>>722840566
Kek karma police.

>>722840566

Karma, eh?

>>722840566
they never learn

>>722840610
and never deliver.

>>722839666
It's time

>>722840444
This guy is me.

I started doing it, but it hurt too much, so I stopped. Sorry guys.

>>722840776
Pics of progress

This thread man
>666
>444
>Karma dubs
>God wills everyone to lose their dick

>>722840488
I don't have any shrink tube though

>>722841318
Just melt some plastic around your dick then.

>>722839666
Birds of hell are waiting, OP.

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>>722839407
Granted most of /b/ would fail the toilet paper roll challenge, but where the hell would you even get shrink tube that sized if it even existed. And that's putting aside the issue that no /b/ tard is going to have commercial grade electrical equipment lying around handy as that would only be part of an real mans toolkit.

>>722841408
that sounds painful, I will just put a condom on and take a hair dryer to it

>>722842115
I pass.

I'm also hung like a can of tuna.

Radio shack, pep boys, and home depot sell decently sized tubing

ash check'em

>>722840208
I do but they're way too small for my dick

>>722839407
Not happening.

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>>722839407
no way am i getting dubs

>>722845001
>No way am I getting dubs
Almost gets trips

>>722839407
I hope someone delivers. this shit is gold.

>>722839407
kys ultra faggot op