Would /b/ suck the blood from an aborted fetus if it extended

>>722831303
>dr deletus

Nigga I'd do it if it extended my life by one.

>>722831303
>>722831335
And thus Dr Deletus continued to annihilate fetuses for all time

>>722831335
>>722831412
haha nice meme lol

>>722831303
Pepsi Cola extends life even thou everybody wants a Coke?

>>722831303
Maybe if it prolonged my youth. Why would I want to be old and feeble for any longer than necessary?

I kinda want the opposite of that. Like something that gives me 0 years to live so no

hell yeah

>>722831303
Only if the extension is guaranteed (i.e. you drink the baby blood and it is impossible to die within the next five or ten years) I don't want my potential life capacity boosted from 75 years to 80 years and then die in a car crash at 30.

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>>722831303

I would do nothing to extend my life, I can't wait until this life is over so I can go home where I belong

>>722831891

Dw when your muscles have deteriorated they will hook you up to a fetus juice iv so you can live for eternity

>>722831929
>something that gives me 0 years to live
Its called a noose, friendo

>>722831303
i dont even want to live much longer fuck that

>>722832132

I've already got that covered

I'd take a fucking steel super straw and suck the life juice out of a pre-aborted fetus for that.

>>722831303
I feel as though having scientists isolate whatever it was that extended your life and then mass producing it would be far easier.

>>722832011

Of course it will. Why would /b/ propose something that doesn't even work?

>>722832215
Helium.

i dont even want the extended life, just let me suck that fetuses blood

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nigga i want to die now

>>722832357
Then he'd float and negate the noose, dumbass.

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>>722832357

Would be good but would of been slightly more effort than buying a trusty rope from amazon. The fail consequences are better too.

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>>722832402
kek

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>>722831303
You're a pharm expert now? You think drinking fetus blood can directly extend your lifespan? Are you a fucking crackhead?

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>>722832402

>>722831303
Only if it extended my young years not just add life

>>722832524
Stem cells. But you need to IV that.

>>722832487

Just another reason I am a coke zealot

>>722832487
This isnt true. they just used cultured cells to produce a chemical.

Only if I could chase it

>>722832698
> because that's not isolating that material...

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I would, but only if it shortened my life by 5-10 Years

>>722832790

Try drinking bleach, it'll have pretty much the same effect

>>722831303
without a doubt.

I'm not one of those potatoes who believe in an afterlife, so if it would prolong my life I would drink the blood of a whole daycare.
Even living old and bed ridden is better than nothing at all, I can still play vidya in bed and if i'm in pain there are great drugs out there for that, hell I pay for drugs and just lay in bed in euphoria now, why not enjoy them for free when i'm old.

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>>722832624
>Only if it extended my young years not just add life
Rethink your life.

>>722832629
Oh really, please elaborate cuz stem cells through Iv makes no sense.

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>>722832790
Kek

>>722832971
Fetus blood is closer to that than yours.

>>722831303
no. but there is research showing large scale blood transfusions from young people into older people slows aging and improves health.

>>722832866
I can't make it to obvious or my life insurance won't pay..

>>722831711

Just shows how much better coke is

>>722833113

You'll be dead, you wont benefit from it

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>>722833038
Do even know what that means? Kek
How are you trying to link fetus blood to life preservation? You're problem is you haven't gone through the schooling to determine these kinds of things (which aren't true)

>>722832402
Commenting, just in case someone screencaps and uploads it to fagdit.

>>722833214
I paid for that shit. I won't waste my money. Even if i'm dead.

>>722833318
Fetus blood doesn't work, that's why they reproduce things contained in it for research.

Never finishing research because increasing life expectancy isnt for poor who would this way just live forever aborting their fetuses.

Hidden truth that wont learn you at school.

>>722833113

>invite your annoying friend over that likes to pull pranks
>while he's round swap orange juice with bleach
>when he's gone drink 'orange juice '
>text a different friend saying you think annoying friend put laxative or something in orange juice
>die
>when police read texts they think its a prank gone wrong

>>722833318
Storing Cord blood officially prolongs life expectancy but fetus doesn't?

>>722833448
What if I told you pharma can extend your life, not stem cell research.

>>722833395

They'll probably wriggle out of it another way and it'll be your fault for being dumb enough to use insurance companies

>>722833660
What if I told you both does. I am not talking about life but life expectancy. Stem reasearch actually kills me because I would be murdered knowing the truth.

>>722833564
I don't have any friends. But i guess i could get something like this to work by going into a bar. Thanks for the idea!

>>722833793
Study physics
Work in nuclear powerplant
Pull out the rods

You still get paid.

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>>722833778
California voters in November 2015 approved Proposition 71, creating a US$3 billion state taxpayer-funded institute for stem cell research, the California Institute for Regenerative Medicine. It hopes to provide $300 million a year. However, as of June 6, 2016 , there were delays in the implementation of the California program and it is believed that the delays will continue for the significant future. [6] On July 21, 2006, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R-Calif.) authorized $150 million in loans to the Institute in an attempt to jump start the process of funding this fucking niggerfaggotry.

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>>722831303
Why would I want to live longer

>>722834188

Good. Stem cell research will provide humanity many benefits

>>722834278
It's not successful now and will never be.

>>722834188
Of course there was delay, because there is already use for that blood... Also research is never finished, since they found research, not it end products... You as sciencist have more power hiding your discoveries in front of this capitalism.

>>722834368
Sure, who the fuck would let poor people know they have a cure?

>>722834278
Think of how many current drugs that keep people alive. Are you a fucking retard?

>>722834368

Have you never watched family guy when Peter gets stem cell treatment?

>>722834447
A cure for what exactly mr fucking know it all?

>>722834495
Kek

>>722834495
>never watched
You a feisty lil thang.

>>722834525
Death.

>>722831303
and be addicted to blood?

>ud be damning yourself for the rest of your life.

just quit smoking and eating dead things
fawk

722834261
This. Especially with the feminists and mudslimes actively trying to ruin everything.

Tell you what,
>>722831303
I'd crack open a fetus and drink its blood straight from the tap if it would destroy humanity so I could be left the fuck alone with some peace and goddamned quiet.

>>722834696
I know ur trollin in that bait but
Wow!? A cure for death. Do you know of any drugs that are an actual cure to something ? (Not saying they don't exist)

I would fuckin do that shit with shots, easy question

>>722833628
What kind of inside info of that shit even going on still? Take a fuckin hike kid.

>>722831303
I would not.. dont want to live more then im going to with this crappy life.

>>722834696
Taking u a long time to answer isn't it?

>>722835166
You sound depressed take some antis my dude.

>>722834845
Heroin is cure for pain. ie

>>722832892
i mean i'd rather die at 90 than 100 if im a frail old man

>>722831303
how much

would there be side effects?

>>722835294
Pills wont help if the root of problem still exist just mask it.

>>722835461
You sound like you know a lot about it. What drugs mask problems these days?

>>722831303
i would eat them ffs, i would life forever or eating little shits

Personally I'm not interessed as my actual life is, but if it work I' don't think most people will find any issue in it due the abbundance of useless nigroes and indians