/nzg/ - New Zealand General Get in here, boys.

>>722826635
>boys

wow triggered

Would you say the Australian and New Zealand relationship is something like being cousins?

Why are IDs even gone?

>>722826635
why so late? This isn't Australian time.

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yuropean currently on holiday on NZ reporting in
just outside of Wellington atm

>>722827366
May as well be, we're all the same

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Working on my plan.

>>722828482
thats a terrible plan

>>722828602
I reckon it'll work.

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>>722826635

This sucks shit.

Just make it a Quercy nudes thread ffs

>>722828482
>>722828720
I've already got the swingset frame that I'm gonna hang the tub from.

>>722827451

Do you want to go tramping or hunting with a local? I am in lower north island.

>>722830181
>>722827451
Don't fall for it, this guy just wants to get you out in the woods where he can rape you and eat you.

>>722830348

I am totally not a skinwalker. Why would you suggest that.

>>722830432
I never said skinwalker, but now I'm definitely suspicious that you are one.

>>722826635
JAFA reporting in
how's it going mates

>>722830789
TERRIBLE, and you?

>>722830870
oh whats wrong man?
i'm ok, little stressed out because of my thesis but other than that life's good

just wish i could shit money :)

>>722831195
Just the usual stuff. Life, it's bad.

should i walk to night n day and get a hotdog.

or two hotdogs?

>>722832538
No.

>>722832538
Yes.

>>722832538
Get three hot dogs

>>722832538
get my caged hotdog ;)

in auckland. just fuck my shit up.

A lot of hot asian ladies here tho

>>722826635
You guys have a whole continent to yourself, you know.

>>722832818
Get FOUR hot dogs
And a diet Coke
>>722832929
>caging your hot dog

>>722832940
>A lot of hot asian ladies here tho
how do you get to them? i feel like the asians stick to themselves.
or maybe i'm just buttfuck ugly.
or maybe both.

>>722832601
>>722832810
>>722832818
>>722832929
i had a hotdog of the fruit world, may go for hot dogs later. will post pic if i acquire them and thread is still a go

>>722832940
where in akl bro?
remuera reporting in

>>722833456
Out west
>>722833296
hmm yeah but there are some western asians. Theres this hot as chick that works in town. Been eyeing her for a while

>>722830181
thanks for the offer, mate, but we are boarding a ferry to go to the south island in the morning

Pnaughty reporting in

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Hey mate, Aussie here.

>>722826635
It's fucking late.
You've had all day to make a thread. What are you doing?

>>722833860
G'day, cobber

>>722833901
It's a night thing.

>>722828482
How do you plan to hold the door closed?
Whatever you use has to be strong enough to hold all the dirt but you still have to be able to pull it with the string.

>>722833985
That's just details, I'll figure it out.

Opotiki here. and fags from these parts?

>>722834196
I think youd be better off to have a bathtub with a long arm on it for leverage. then pull the tub over sideways.

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>>722834196
I suggest setting up a thick length of wood like pic related and pushing it over with your foot.

>>722834703
Ok cool, but if it doesn't work I'm coming to your house and making you kill me.

Any bad ass Maori boys here? Fuck you homo angel fags. Need sum dick, I won't tell your girl. SthAuxBadestBitch!

>>722834773
Thats fine.

Ill beat you to death with a giant pink floppy dildo.

>>722834820
Badass maoris.

Lol. Thats a contradiction if ive ever heard one.

Maoris are the pussiest faggots ever.

>>722834820
Good luck, Maori boys are all hooked on boipussi from their prison stints.

Aus/NZ discord please join
https://discord.gg/JbjJBeR
no drama queens

>>722833860
Same m8

>>722834929
No idea what a discord is.

I think internet is played out, let's all go back to ham radio.