I am God. AMA

Why aren't you posting this on /x/ and containing it away from /b/?

>>722816563
How old are you?

Why did you not make your post quints so that someone would take you seriously?

>>722816563
>>722816563
How come you didn't get dubs but
>>722816900 and >>722816900
Did?

>>722816733
I ask the same of you.

>>722816900
How old is anything? There's no way to say, really.

>>722817123
How disappointing. I thought you were not going to respond and be like the real God.

>>722817009
Because their obedience is more valuable if given without logic or reason. Isn't that the consensus of my love after all?

>>722816563
Why do you hate me so much?

Why don't you exist?

>>722817344
Most things are disappointing once you look at them with expectations.

can you create a rock you cannot lift?

when will my life get better?

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What do you think of my tilda swinton shit sculpture?

>>722816563
When will Trump be impeached and sent to prison?

>>722816563
How big is your dick and/or clit?

>>722817888
Oh boy here we go again. Also nice trips

>>722817469
I don't. You were only caught up in a particularly negative aspect of the machine I made. Trust that there is a reason for your suffering, and that your strife is not in vain. You will be individually recompensed for your troubles. However, I do apologize. Your struggle is a necessary one.

Why did you make 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the universe uninhabitable to life?

>Also why don't you just do something to prove you exist?

>>722817092
Because I don't need dubs. Those who received them did.

I don't need you. 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

>>722817535
Because if I were to suddenly show up and start performing "miracles" it would defeat the purpose of this whole thing. Obviously.

>>722817728
oi cunt, answer

>>722817728
Yes. Most of what I've made is more than I can control. Just because I made it doesn't mean I can make it do whatever I want.

>>722817733
When you stop thinking it's not.

>>722817844
You didn't make that.

>>722818824
Then you cannot creat an object so large/heavy you cannot move.

>>722817888
He wont. But spoiler alert, he won't make America great again either.

>>722817920
Wouldn't you like to know?

>>722818112
It's not. Just the part you can see right now.

>>722818393
I guess you've got it all figured out then.

>>722819038
You are not all powerful.

>>722819038
I can. I can't move it though.

To be honest, most of you are asking things that are very stereotypical of your idea of what I am. I'm not some all knowing and all powerful being. I'm just a guy who poured one thing into another thing and crossed a few wires, then spent a LONG fucking time figuring out a way to communicate with the clusterfuck he had created, only to wind up talking to a bunch of little assholes on what they call, "the Internet."

>>722816563
Who is your daddy and what does he do?