ITT: We post the first time you had sex as a kissless virgin

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>>722812706
I`ll tell my father of this, Potter!

>>722812706
Fluttershy is worst pony

>>722814035
And Rarity is a whore.

>>722812706
>13 yrs old visiting dad
>go to bed early so he can have his drunken swingers party
>stay awake to spy, maybe see bewbs
>see lots of bewbs and dicks. Yuck. See woman come up stairs. Run back to room.
>hear door turn, she comes in, finished glass of wine.
>she fucks me silly.
>lose virginiry.
> 100/10 would do again.

>>722814230
You're a whore faggot. Rarity is best pony.

>>722814273
Everyone knows Trixie is the real redpill pony.

>>722814343
Trixie is a good pony. But not as good as rarara.

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>>722812706
We all know rainbow dash is best for having sexual intercourse

>>722814549
>liking blue cunt
>not going for the clearly superior Twilight Sparkle

Not kissless but relatively close
>be 16
>have gf of like 6 months
>first everything with her except love
>going to football camp on Monday
>it's Sunday and I guilt her into it
>"you have to stop if I say"
>she just lays there
>can't figure out how to get it in
>finally do
>juice is loose in about 60 seconds
>leave her and go to a pizza buffet with my parents
In the next year or so we dated she never moved on from the fuck-doll stage

>>722814746
Sounds like fluttershy tbh. Sit there and take it like a bitch.