Have you ever locked yourself out of the house naked?

I've never been naked outside of my home

You should have made it something like "have you been naked and embarrassed in public?"

Nobody is stupid enuff to lock himself out.

Anyway, I haven't, but once the maid walked on me.

I've risked it.

Horrible idea.

>>722809451
I'm on 700 acres.
I don't lock my house, I do go outside naked frequently though

>>722810383
what happen

>>722809451
The only place I can see this happening is in a hotel.

>>722809451
>Dat ass

>>722809451
>go outside, close eyes, throw keys
>go back inside, strip, lock the door
>step outside and close it behind you
Have fun, anon.

>>722809451
>>722809451
I've never been outside my house.

>>722810666

I had come back from living abroad to my parents house. They left for work and I slept naked because it was hot. I woke up and opened the closet and she came in with a broom.

>>722809451
I don't have a home

>>722810887
get to the fucking part

>>722809451
implying I'm social enough to go outside

>>722811015

There wasn't any, sadly.

>>722811015
having sex is a normie meme, anon

>>722809686
You have not lived

>>722811104
>>722811087
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>722811104
What is this sex thing I keep hearing aboot?

Locked the wife outside naked.

>>722811462

If you lock your dog and your wife outside, who do you let in?

The dog, because once he's in, he'll shut up.

>>722811403
Don't it cripples a wizard and you lose your powers. Even the dice rolls will be automatic fails.

>>722810650
got some pics? (of your farm)

>>722811680

I'm a kobold. One of the small ones.

A few times in uni

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>>722811661
thats fuckin sexist man
not cool

>>722812018

Not if you're otherkin.

>>722812018
So?

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>>722809451
I hate that moment, when you're naked and you`re spaghetti falls out of you`re pockets as well

>>722810104
>himself
Uh, excuse me. Did you just assume gender?