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evens - fap odds - nap

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evens - fap
odds - nap
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>>722808258
Anyone wanna help me with some tech issues?
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I might fap either way
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>>722808258
IJDKjqs
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role
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>>722808430
is zero even or odd? HELP!
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>>722808377
What's good ma nigga
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>>722808484
It's fucking Even you kike

Enjoy your jerk
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>>722808396
same
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rop
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>>722808258
they see me
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>>722808258
roll
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>>722808543
i'll be thinking of you, sweet prince ;)
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>>722808538
Red version of white noise in dark ares of cames.
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>>722808258
rollerini
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Really tired and ready for bed, but I'll fap if the numbers decide it to be so.
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rollllo
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T
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Uhh
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>>722808763
Areas*
Games*

Fuck me
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>>722808258
rollllinggg
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>>722808258
roll
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Let's go faggots
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>>722808258
ayeeee
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>>722809435
re-rolllllll
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>>722809474
You dont get a re roll
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rol
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>>722808258
girls poop
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Fap
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>>722808258
roltn
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either is fine
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>>722808258
roll
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lets go
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>>722809666
I guess Satan gets to fap
(Also roll)
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jk rollin
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>>722808258
roll
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good night
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What a nice ass rolllll
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>>722808258
rs
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sd
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>>722808258
Bet
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;
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>>722808258
Aight den
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>>722808258
alright
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roll
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>>722808258
rollan
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:)
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reroll
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rest for the weary
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>>722810870
Reroll because zeroes aren't shit
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>>722808258
rollin
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>>722810954
shit
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Shieeeet
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>>722811111
Well shit.
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>>722808258
ga
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>>722811199
Bed time for sure night guys.
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Yup
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here we go
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sleep get
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Rollin expose?
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Rolllll
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I'm happy either way
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>>722808258
rol
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fucka
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Pillsbury rollllll
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>>722811111
bravo sir
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lloR
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>>722811111
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>>722808258
roll
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Come on odds
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>>722808258
rolllerrrrr skate
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rool
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Odds please god
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Meh nemeh jef
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reroll
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Fapmageddon
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Prolla
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>>722808258
K
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>>722808258
Fuck it
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>>722808258
Rol
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>>722808258
i must do gods work
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rolllllllll
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ok
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>>722808258
roll
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Except the roles are reversed
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r
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>>722808258
Aye
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>>722808258
reererroll
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evens!
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Hmmmm
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>>722808258
kk desu ne
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rool
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>>722808258
roll
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>>722808258
rollin
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K
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>>722808258
kill me
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>>722808258
roll
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Gods be with me, decide my path. Rollius, and Ave.
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>>722808258
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>>722808258

important decision aversion roll
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Hmmm...
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>>722808258
rolling
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456
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fappin no matter wht
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rolllllllk
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>>722808258
k
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>>722808258
K
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>>722808258
fuck
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P
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R
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r011
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r
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>>722808258
nap, ples
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Multiple niggers
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>>722808258
sure why not ROLL
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caca
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>>722808258
i wanna fap
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ro11in
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rol
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Roll
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fap or nap!
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schleep
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ok
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rollen
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>>722808258
Roll for sleep
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>>722815313
roll
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To fap
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dsefsdfasdf
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i am happy
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cum on guys
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roll
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sdfewfgewr
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rollo
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>>722808258
roll
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>>722808258

ok sure.
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trip
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butts
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>>722808258
scrollin
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F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T
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Kok
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GENUINE ROLL O' POLY
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>>722808258
Rollllinh
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>>722808258
roll hrtdh
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rikk
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RAM
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>>722808258
I came here with the intention to ejaculate,
Threads dead, now how am I to masturbate,
Great scott Doc,
Look at the clock,
Backflip into the past,
Faster than Pauls Car crash,
Amber sitting on the edge of the bed,
Unsure of if she should cheat,
And beta me, being me, i pretended to sleep,
Second chances granted reprieval,
Here comes Genghis Khan,
Back wall destroyer,
Back bone breaker,
If the dick doesn't fit,
Then the fist will sure wreck yah,
How many chances blown,
I've lost count,
I must be magnetized,
These bitches flying at me,
How do magnets work,
Someone explain it scientifically,
Mathematically, what're the odds,
Of me running up into a coliseum,
Bullets spraying, people screamin,
That most of these religious pricks,
Would get tickets to paradise?,
Cuz fuck standing in Line,
Now who wants to board a sinking ship?,
Beautiful blonde angel with them perky tits,
Razor sharp hips,
I must be California dreamin,
Cuz this is what i keep seein,
Money raining down,
Gods are bleedin,
This freedom that I'm feelin,
Hope it's not fleetin,
But like a dream its over too quick,
Youth washed up,
And all I got left are these stinkin memories,
Let the snow come,
Bury me alive,
Im tired of life,

- Old Man Jenkins
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>>722808258
eh
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riggityriggityroll
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>>722820666
BASK IN MY UNHOLY TRIPS
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A positive future?
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>>722808258

>that ass

Was gonna go to bed but lets gogogog
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>>722820883

Welp :/ to bed I guess, I have to pee anyways
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Roll
Poll
Toll
Lol
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>>722820823
Yo nigga, those are mine. I claimed them
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Rollo
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ROLLERINO
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...sure
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rollex
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>>722808258
Yep.
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knowing damn well im gonna beat my meat anyways
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lets see...
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>>722808258
Le roll
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Rollorino
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>>722808258
Fugg boys lemme jerk tn
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Roll, but also check out my dick
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>>722808258
tell me
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nap please
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>>722821456
Roll, but also nice dick
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Nap or bust
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>>722808258
I needed this
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>>722821612
Thanks, I appreciate it
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Raul
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^-^ done! goodnight
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shoot! another evens
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rollerino
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>>722808258
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Test
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Rol
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Rollers
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das
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Roll?
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too early 4 bed
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sleep orr fap
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rolling niggers
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>>722808258
Sure, kek knows
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Do it!
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>>722808258
roll
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rol
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>>722808258
Roll
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plz nap
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>>722808258
ya
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Trollin
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k
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>>722808258
roll
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>>722808258
let's see
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>>722808258
Rolling
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>>722823533
goodnight sweet prince
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Fap
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>>722808258
roll
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Rolley
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>>722808258
Roll me daddy
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pls nap
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>>722808258
ye
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>>722808631
That's the first one of those facebook pigeons that I've seen outside of facebook. I read an article a few days ago saying that they're FUCKING EVERYWHERE and everybody hates them...
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Rolllll
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Rollain
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q
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Gone me what i deserve.
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>>722808258
gah dahm...
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>>722808258
roll i guess
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>>722824600
Check em
wait, what does this mean?
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>>722808258


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
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>>722824627
hoo dat?
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Ggggpohf
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>>722808258
hmmmm
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>>722808258
rollandomekidiko
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>>722824759
Wish I knew.
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Either is good
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no vegetal roll
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>>722808258
rollin
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>>722824719
Rolling.
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Aloha bitches
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>>722808258
Ok
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Rill
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Raul
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Rollypoly
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>>722808258
.
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rolin
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>>722808258
Rollin.
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>>722808258
k
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>>722824982
Mah lawd
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>>722808258
ok
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K
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I hate niggers
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>>722808258
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rawlrawlrawlmyboat
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>>722808258
Roll
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>>722825890
Fap time
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>>722825890
Nice and roll!
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Ok
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Rolll
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>>722808258
kill me now
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