what do i have to do to get a gf /b/

Lose weight

Eat ass. Advertise your penchant for ass eating.

Mention it straight away, firmly.

gets them every time.

>>722806408
i've never eaten ass but i would eat a cute girl's ass in a heartbeat
>>722806239
i'm going to go to get a gym membership tomorrow. i went tonight but they closed 48 minutes ago and i got there a couple minutes after they closed

Be confident. With your looks, ass eating abilities, whatever. Stick with that and you'll be emotionally connected to whomever your heart wants wants to fingerbang. If all goes well you can get married to that person and be as depressed as everyone else.

(just find a hooker)

Yo Brian Peppers, kill yourself

be alpha, if not alpha, luck in. if 10 years and not luck in: die

>>722806178
Get drugs.

>>722808379
Won't be very high quality gf except for sex part though.

>>722807854
i'm not eating hooker ass
>>722808209
yeah i'm 26 and no luck
>>722808379
wish i had friends to get drugs

>>722808619
Well, I waited 29 years and ended up with literally the best bitch ever. be yourself & keep yo head up faggot.

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>>722806178
>>722806178
>>722806178
Stfu faggot