Dubs decide what i say

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

I've been so lonely lately I just really needed someone to talk to

It's normal to want to suck off my cousin, right?

>>722805397
oh good, just finished cleaning and oiling my pistol. just loaded one round into the chamber, cocked it now sitting here with my finger on the trigger and aiming it at my medula. what r u doin?

5' 9"

Yeah, two different measurements.

Make America great again

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

Yeah I'm doing ok I guess. Hey do you by any chance wanna catch a movie anytime soon?

>>722805738
reroll

>>722805397
"I'm good too"

if hard and by hard i mean i would give all .y effort to conquer you sweet lady

>>722805888
tfw the only normal response is the ones with dubs
or technically trips

does this count op

>>722805888
Damn check'd

>>722805397
me to thanks

>>722805888
This should win.

"Lol no we can't have sex tonight our Dad is home"
"Oops wrong person"

SUCK MY COCK ALL NIGHT LONG

>>722806053

We could see the Lego Batman Movie and I would buy you some goobers and a diet coke.

>>722806053
maybe a bit soon
but
compared to some of the other shit im seeing this is the most desirable

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just send her this

I heard split was pretty good. Idk what theaters it's at though

You should of said

>"im good, how are you?"

>>722806140
reroll

>>722806053
Must see what happens next.

Sometimes I wonder why god gave me autism

I'm tired of being an autist virgin will you be my gf

>>722806369
rolling for this

>>722806361

Check this one out it will be better

aww shit my bad, that text was for someone else

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>>722806369
>>722806411
Looks like we gotta winner!

>>722806369
lol

>>722806495
waiting for reponse

Sprechest du noch Duetsch?

op where you at

>>722805968
now this

>>722807197
Kek poor op

>>722807197
damn dont let the rejection make you suicide

>>722807197
we can do it with the lights off if you don't want to see me.

whew, thanks, you just helped me win a bet, easiest $100 I've ever made.

>>722807197
But you're just seeing them right? It's not like official or anything. Why not just go grab a coffee with me?

>>722807632
Rolling to get OP laid

>>722807632
rolling for this

you wont be seeing him if hes dead

Do you like facials and I'm not talking about the ones you get at a spa.

>>722807889
Roll

He doesnt need to know, i need you

>>722807889
Rolll

>>722807889
Rollll

>>722807971
Re roll

>>722807971
Winrar

>>722807889
Rolllll

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>>722807999

>>722807889
Re

>>722807889
Re roll

>>722807999
Oh baby a ...

>>722808055
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>722808133
Fuck off, 999 has it

>>722808055
we trying to get op laid stop being a faggot

>>722808158
I love you and I want you to put my love deep in your butt hole

>>722808168
Thank you

love isn't real, you cunt

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>>722808158

I'll pick you up at 7:39. be there. You'll know me by my trench coat and mustache. I have 2. You know where 1 is, but where is the other?

>>722808483
re rolling!

>>722808600
hoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!

>>722808442
Op delivered

>>722805397
Is your mother available?

>>722808158
My member is pulsating harder than the Mississippi, I need you like a flower needs the sun. I cant help but think of you when im happy and when im sad its the thought of you that brings me back. I know what love is, I love you in a way ive never experienced before.

>>722808800
woop woop

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>>722808958
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

Well im sure we killed it boys

>>722805397
Just kidding, I'm going to ask another girl. have a good night.

>>722809241
Cum*

Look I'm sorry I didn't mean to say any of those things I was just overwhelmed talking to a pretty girl

>>722805397
"What all these people are doing is not aggressive;
they are inventing new possibilities of pleasure with strange parts of their body - through
the eroticization of the body."
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub, a towel under his knees and another under his hands, his head turned as he craned his neck to watch Brendon working. The younger boy swirled the spoon around in the over-large bowl before tapping it against the rim and laying it on the counter. "You know it'll cool down a little once I get it in the bag, but is that good?" Brendon bent over next to the tub so Ryan could slowly dip two fingers into the bowl, nodding once.
"It's fine."

>>722809366
WINNERRRR

Um what? Is that a sign of pleasure? You like that shit?

>>722809366
Nice!

>>722809362
legend

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>>722809399
aw, gotta do this one too!

>>722809399
since I rolled this I my next thing is

Look let me take you out for something to eat as an apology

When I cum on you're face I'll make sure to aim for your eyes. Also have you ever let a guy piss in your face.

>>722809459
dubs on dubs

If all our life is but a dream
Fantastic posing greed
Then we should feed our jewelry to the sea
For diamonds do appear to be
Just like broken glass to me

And then she said she can't believe
Genius only comes along
In storms of fabled foreign tongues
Tripping eyes, and flooded lungs
Northern downpour sends its love

Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down

Sugarcane in the easy mornin'
Weathervanes my one and lonely
The ink is running toward the page
It's chasin' off the days
Look back at both feet
And that winding knee
I missed your skin when you were east
You clicked your heels and wished for me
Through playful lips made of yarn
That fragile Capricorn
Unraveled words like moths upon old scarves
I know the world's a broken bone
But melt your headaches, call it home
Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
Sugarcane in the easy mornin'
Weathervanes my one and lonely
Sugarcane (hey moon) in
(Hey moon) the easy mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my
(Hey moon) one and lonely

Sugarcane (hey moon) in (hey moon)
The easy (hey moon) mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my (hey moon)
One (hey moon) and lonely
Sugarcane (hey moon) in (hey moon)
The easy (hey moon) mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my (hey moon)
One (hey moon) and lonely

Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
You are at the top of my lungs
Drawn to the ones who never yawn

IF YOU WERE A HINDU I COULD AIM FOR THE DOT

If all our life is but a dream
Fantastic posing greed
Then we should feed our jewelry to the sea
For diamonds do appear to be
Just like broken glass to me

And then she said she can't believe
Genius only comes along
In storms of fabled foreign tongues
Tripping eyes, and flooded lungs
Northern downpour sends its love

Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down

Sugarcane in the easy mornin'
Weathervanes my one and lonely
The ink is running toward the page
It's chasin' off the days
Look back at both feet
And that winding knee
I missed your skin when you were east
You clicked your heels and wished for me
Through playful lips made of yarn
That fragile Capricorn
Unraveled words like moths upon old scarves
I know the world's a broken bone
But melt your headaches, call it home
Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
Sugarcane in the easy mornin'
Weathervanes my one and lonely
Sugarcane (hey moon) in
(Hey moon) the easy mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my
(Hey moon) one and lonely

Sugarcane (hey moon) in (hey moon)
The easy (hey moon) mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my (hey moon)
One (hey moon) and lonely
Sugarcane (hey moon) in (hey moon)
The easy (hey moon) mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my (hey moon)
One (hey moon) and lonely

Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
You are at the top of my lungs
Drawn to the ones who never yawn

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What about your dad?

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Hey faggot. You have been visited by Paul the Britbong Paedo. Reply "Hello paedo" or he will rape all the children in your family as they sleep.

>>722809525

>>722809515

Im just trying to make you laugh, I dont come off well over text. Listen we should meet for coffee, id at least like to explain myself. You owe me that

>>722809557
Roll

>>722809618
reee

>>722809691
Re roll

>>722805397
If you are weirded out by my upfront approach you may sit on my face to suffocate me. It would be the most honourable way to leave this world

You know what never mind. I think you are a dumb cunt.
But still love u

>>722809691
Rollerino

>>722809557
Rolling

>>722809750
Re roll

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Send pic

>>722809691
I choose dis

>>722809557
Roller

>>722809691
rolling fo this

>>722809746
This

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>>722805397
Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

Can you finger my ass?

>>722809557
Reeee rolll

>>722809750
Re rollin

ravioli ravioli show me the formuoli

>>722809691
This

>>722809557
Reroll

>>722805397
I would crawl on all fours across a floor of lava just to hear your fart through a walkie talkie. Is a threesome with your mother too much to ask?

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>>722809856
I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast

appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a

foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,

"Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized

something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing

I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Delivery op?

>>722809557
Fucking roll

>>722809865
Rolling

>>722809856
>title wave
Kek

>>722809557
Rollrino

>>722809852
>>722809835
>>722809823
>>722809804
>>722809793
>>722809769
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>>722805891
waste of space, kys.

>>722809955
Waste of dubs

>>722805397
If you were my stallion I would ride you into the sunset and through the night into the sunrise

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Send dis

>>722810106
Fuck off cunt. George is a legand

>>722809865
Rollin, patrolling

>>722809557
Yep roll

>>722808292
assignedmalefetus

>>722809557
Rolling for dubs

>>722809865
Rollin and hating.

>>722809691
Dubs for fuck sake

>>722809691
rolling for this

>>722809040
fucking die already

>>722805397
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The next chick is exactly the opposite- she might even be one of the smartest girls on the planet. She has endless career opportunities but she's still here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I doubt she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive past the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. The guy is baked before he comes to work, after work, and even during work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last 10 years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and, to make things worse, brings his fucking giant dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walking around half stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King every single fucking day.
Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

>>722810411
Winner again

>>722809557
Rollllll

>>722810411
Winnnnnnnnnnnnnning

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>>722810414
will u be my boy friend?

>>722809557
Rollllllll

>>722806231
Roll.

>>722809955
Winrařrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>722809691
roll

>>722810452
cuck

>>722810411
This fucking guy, whoop!

>>722809557
Rollingg

>>722805397
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away

>>722809557
Roll bitch

Its already been won by 11 dubs

>>722809716
you forever virgin
if I get dubs, must tell this lady:
look, sorry for being such a waste of space, I think it's time I meet my maker. You've been super nice, thank you and stuff.

>>722805397 (OP)
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away

>>722809557
Roll fuck

>>722809557
Rollingggg

>>722810686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8

If you dont stop fucking being such a stuck up whore, i will post nudes and say its you.

>>722809955
you are a waste of space

>>722810877
winrar

>>722809557
Roll dubs

>>722805397
My basement is actually soundproofed, has tiled flooring for easy hosing after a session and its very own furnace for disposal!

>>722810877
DUBS

>>722805397
I don't mean to brag about being a model citizen, but I paid for winzip before it expired

Op? Multiple winners here

>>722811056
Thats probably the problem.

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>>722810908
no u, u stinky beaner. I hope Trump raids your family and boots them so hard they fly above Canada to get back to Mexico. NOW CHECK EM!

>>722806231
Roll

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>>722810908
this>>722810103

>>722810532
Yes. Only if you promise to never lose weight.

>>722811201
But am Chinese?
Be my bf you fucking cuck. Will raid smurfs together.

op was probably texting himself bcus he's so fucking lonely

or he's getting fucking roasted by the girl or she called the police on him