Can someone americanize these measurements for fucking retards like me

Grams you fucking idiot

>>722801944
>>722802251
Lol he really is a retard..

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I hope this is bait.

>>722801944
Don't bother. Shit doesn't work
It falls apart like nothing.

>>722801944
Dude that doesn't work I already tried it just crumbled when you start fucking it. Big mess and waste of time don't bother

>>722802251
I MEAN VOLUME RATHER THAN WEIGHT OKAY LET ME LIVE

this creates mustard gas do not bother \b\roes

>>722801944
>mfw I bought a fleshlight (butt, asshole and vagina, not just a tube) and never use it
>mfw I could spend that money in a escort instead
the reason I don't use it is bc my glans is kind of sensible

>>722801944
Ask google you stupid fuck, there are conversion services available.

>>722801944
Well you just replace "tall glass" with "short glass".

>>722803908
>volume rather then weight
What? Are you asking how much space it will take up? Why do you need to know this.

>>722801944
I tried that shit and it didn't work. It breaks too easily.

>>722804219
>my glans is kind of sensible

>>722805369
>>722803849
Any other suggestions? I know glove thing doesn't work either but maybe it was just too cheap

>>722805837
*sensitive

fucking english

>>722805920
Try rape

>>722805920
2 sponges in a glass with a strong disposable glove in the middle.
Wrap the wrist of the glove around the mouth of the glass. Might need to poke a hole in the glove.
You can even wet/warm the sponges and if feels as good as the stupid cornstarch thing, no mess.

>>722806235
Sounds good, thanks

Yo, it's 50/50 by weight.

If you don't have a kitchen/weed scale, make a crude balance beam with corn starch on one end, and water in the same shape/size/material container on the other side.

Fucking duh

>>722806527
Yes. Let's listen to fucking Jesse Pinkman over here and use a balance beam.

>>722805118
So i can subject the the water displacement from my penis. I'm leaving it in the cup so it doesn't crumble. I want to make one I can fuck for several years.

>>722807740
Subtract*

just buy an fucking onahole on jlist, you can get one for like 8 dollars and package is discreet

>>722803692

Can vouch for this. It solidifies, but crumbles under the slightest pressure.

>>722807740
One sec op

>>722805920
put a sock on your arm and roll it off so it looks like a donut, but a glove in it and wrap the wrist around the donut. add lotion and enjoy