Why did my GF say I have a baby dick?

>>722799417

inb4 you have a GF

>>722799417
lol is that even erect?

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Why did mom try to stick a USB charger in my face?

because your erect penis looks about as long as my 9 year old son's

>>722799417
That dick is pathetic. Might as well just lock it up or chop it off. How many dicks have you taken up your butt?

MODS!

defo cp

>>722800010
nah his is a bit bigger

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because it is?

>>722801060
nah my son's just looks bigger cuz he hasnt got any hair

MODS!!!

OP POSTING TODDLER DICK!!!

If your GF isn't lying to you, you can do better. It's a woman's job to lie to Anons and tell them their dicks are big.

>>722801001
>>722801724
>pubes
>cp
?!?!?!

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>>722799700
No shit sherlock, this is me spft

You have the testosterone levels of a preteen girl, you faggot.

>>722802128
oof

lose 50 pounds, get that fupa outta there, shave, and you probably gain an inch, maybe more judging by your thighs, that you havent seen in years. gl anon, the journey will not be easy.

>>722799417


Try not being a fat fuck, there's probably more dick in there...somewhere...

...maybe.

Damn anon that sucks... You're pretty much a chick. Might as well go full trap.