Alcoholic thread! You drinking alone? What are you drinking?

>>722798099
А ты?

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Good timing came here looking for this thread.
Have me some Bushmill irish honey with budweiser as a chaser.

Always drinking alone, because I get too ranty and reveal too much when i drink so I avoid drinking with others.

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Irish fag. Guinness

>>722798099
?????? ???? ????

>>722799667
Oh shit thats my jam, well at least for beer pong. Cause its cheap as fuck.

>>722798099
Vodka. Shit's nasty, but it's cheap. I want to die.

>>722800070
you die when you drink borski. i’m half the man i used to be.

If I drink 3-4 tall liquor drinks after work every day does that make me an alcoholic? Genuinely curious.

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I'm 8 shots of tequila in right no.

>>722800490
Technically one drink a day makes you an alcoholic purely by definition. So yeah, Several a day and yes, you are.

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Ye

>>722800786
Is it considered being an alcoholic if I drink a lot every 3 days?
About 24 beers and 1 bottle.

Drinking gives me seizures and severe heart palpitations but I still won't stop. Knowing it'll kill me, and still not stopping is a true alcoholic

>>722798099
Shooting whiskey and drinking some jasmine green tea. About 6 shots in, probably another 10-12 to go before i pass out tonight

>>722798099

Canadian, drinking rye

>>722800150
Not quite there yet, but I know the feel.

>>722801055
oh fuck, well that's what i get for trying to do the right thing and place a newspaper over my public shit, some idiot has to step on it and make a mess.

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>>722798099
I took the night off from work and didn't tell my girlfriend, or any friends, so I can try out my new whiskey glass.(the one Deckard drank from in Blade Runner)

And I'm drinking Johnnie Walker while watching Blade Runner.

I went through a FULL GALLON of vodka in two days, I have to give my body a break or it's gonna shutdown

>>722801157
8 shots left for the morning?

>>722801411
How the hell did you do that? That's an insane amount.

>>722800150
Everybody gets run down from time time. At some point just gotta get back up and keep moving forward.

St theresa rum. Taking a break from whiskey. Good rums are always to.be drank straight.

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>>722798099
There's nothing else readily available. Gonna head to the bars soon anyways.

Kraken and vanilla coke

White wine and OJ.

>>722801682
I just don't stop until I pass out and then start over when I wake up. I'm a big dude with a huge tolerance so I can drink like water. I don't even taste it

Bacardi Rum, and coke

I'm a 16 year drunk. I drink half a liter of booze every night. Every single night for the last 16 years. It's fucked up my family and fucked up my entire life, but I don't care, because all I think about is getting drunk.

>>722801887
Here here.

>>722802012
I must try this.

>>722798099
Crown Royal Apple. It's flavored shit and I want to go back to beer but beer doesn't get me buzzed anymore. Been drinking 8+ 8% beers nightly for a few years. My dad drank himself to death on whisky, I always tried to get him to quit as a kid, looks like I'll be following him.

Trying out a friend's moonshine for the first time. Supposedly 125 proof. Tastes like acid, but damn it works. Shots chasing with shitty off brand coke because am poor

My workout partner got me drinking shots of whiskey before we hit the gym which is sometimes 9am. Only on big lift days. He swears by it and apparently the old school big dudes drank before or immediately after. I just get buzzed. Feels good man.

>>722801411
a handle and a half a day?
? ? ??????? ????????

>>722800150
anon speaks the truth...

>>722802211
How are your hangovers? Do you ever get withdrawal symptoms?
Maybe you wake up with withdrawal symptoms every morning?

>>722798099
How bad is it to drink about a handle of vodka a week. I definitely know I am an alcoholic, I'm just wondering how degenerate I really am. It doesn't affect me at work although I do occasionally come in hungover, I don't feel cravings for alcohol until I come home. Pretty much the first thing I do every day when I get off work is pour my first drink.

>>722801373
epic whiskey glass! where’d you get it/order it?

>>722801649
No just an estimate on how much is left in this bottle

>>722800150
Holy shit I just listened to that song

>>722803094
Your drinking is probably gonna get worse. Also, you're way above the limit for causing damage to your body.

>>722803094
that's 40 shots. so 40/7=5.6

so 5 or 6 shots a day doesn't seem that bad at all.

>>722798099
I've had 17 shots of vodka but I started at 1 pm so I'm not completely wasted, but still feels not normal

>>722802211
Medicfag here. Make sure you're taking thiamine (vitamin b1). I get called out to people who drink like that and eventually just work there way into crazy seizures or DTs. Thiamine will keep all of that at bay. Great for hangovers too.

>>722803206
The Italian company that made the glass for Ridley Scott is still around, so you can order directly from them, or go through Firebox(what I did)and they hand blow a crystal replica.

It's fucking glorious looking.

>>722798099
soberfag here. you can get help. just look up AA right before you decide to kill yourself.

>>722803923
Not everyone is a depressed alcoholic you know? I'm a super happy go lucky drunk and it cause it makes everything funny, like weed or other drugs do for other people. I love life too much for suicide, I just love alcohol as well.

>>722801962
you are a neckbeard faggot. kys

>>722804123
then by all means keep drinking. it's only a problem if it causes problems

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bunch of bitches

>>722803206
>It’s fucking glorious looking.
i can imagine! nice, i’m going to look into that. what’s your favorite version of blade runner?

>>722803611
posted to myself ffs

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>>722804175
>getting mad at what people drink
>thinks hes classy
>wears fedora

Whoa there.

>>722803611

did it again. im fucking lit right now
meant to send this
>>722804623

>>722804623
Final Cut personally, but there's elements of all of them that I like.

The Workprint has some extra stuff I really enjoy, but the Final Cut is just about perfect in my opinion.

My friend and I disagree on which li j email us better from Roy "I want more life, Father/Fucker." I like Father better.

You?

>>722801962
>Gonna head to the bars soon anyways.
Gonna head to the arcade soon anyways.
fix’d

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>>722798099
Got sloppy last night and pissed my bed. Gonna settle down tonite and get piss drunk tmrw off pic related

i like “Fucker”
just the way he says it with his accent.
“Fuckah...”

>>722803923
I'm a total drunk and built up a software company and sold it off with $3.5 million in my pocket, all while I was drunk, and now I'm retired at age 35 and I still drink every night. Fuck you, AA. I win.

>>722804979
jesus!!!
see
>>722805207

>>722798099
Would be but my girlfriend is being a cunt.

>>722805032
go drink makers you goob

>>722804535
What's going on here?

>>722800786
>everyone who lived before the 1800s' was an alcoholic

>>722805207
Yep, it does sound great. "Had in mind something a bit more radical"

>>722805166
I remember my first beer

>>722805207
have you watched all the deleted scenes? i was so surprised that he spent so much time with Dave Holden in his life support pod.

>>722805529
Homosexual fisticuffs.

>>722805563
Oh yes. My favorite bit of extra content is the doc called "Dangerous Days" it's brilliant.

Onto my 4th quarter of a bottle of tequila. Horrible horrible stuff. How does one drink without being depressed? I've never understood being happy drunk.

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>>722805550
The hell you talking about? They're strong as fuck. I chug two of these whenever i drink and get fucked up every time.

>>722805166
exact same story here, sloppy on the 211, as always

>>722805550
it's funny because people who don't actually drink a lot assume it's kids drinking 211.
in reality, it's grown men in their 30's and 40's who are such hopeless alcoholics that the only way to justify drinking as much as they do is by buying the cheapest shit available....... 211

>>722805890

Im fine until the morning after. When I drink so much my liver cant handle it then I become euphoric. Its the depression when Im waking up thats the worst

>>722798438
Same here, bro - BUT if you go out and relax, only have a few then leave early and come home to get shitty by yourself, both parties win.

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>>722805980
>>722806075
hail to the chief

>>722805539
i love, “he light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly, roy"

>>722805890
I have good family, friends, and a girlfriend I enjoy spending time with. I think people help, but you also need to be happy alone.

I drink by myself without getting blackout drunk and just enjoy it.

>>722798099
checked. jp wisers.

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>>722798099
carling on the fuckin daily

>>722799667
damnnnn that font really made me feel the "high life" lifestyle
Miller's PR department should hire you

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>>722806075
It tastes like asscheeks but it gets you fuuuucked up. Also didn't know 30 to 40 year olds drank it. I'm in my 20's but i might be one of those people if i keep going lol

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>>722805890
But being a generally positive person. I use to be depressed/depressed drunk. But then I just worked on being stupid and having fun no matter what and now I'm a happy drunk drunk fun person.
>>722806128
Thats what I do with my bar., go, sometimes make friends or just watch curling (every friday at my local bar has curling on some of the tvs) go home after about 20+~ dollars in drunks and go home to drink whatever.


I wish red trolley was sold more openly and in more places its so good.

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>>722806161
Cheers my negro

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>>722806718
welp, now you know at least one! 31 reporting in, and there's no stoppage in the forseeable future

>>722806956
right back atcha

>>722806164
Yeah, that whole scene is brilliant. I read that in his voice.

>>722798099
Holy shit I haven't drank in over 3 years but I clicked that gif and for the first time in a year at least, I got that chill like Woah that'd be cool right now. Idk what it was lmao but what the fuck

>>722807176
The only person I know who drinks 211 is a 36 year old twice divorced single father of 2. While I'm at 23, drinking weird beer thats new. So further proves the point.

>>722798099
HAD only 12 beers so i took some clonazepam to make it worth it

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>>722807176
Hows the health? Withdrawls bad? I get mild DT and sometimes cold sweats when i go to sleep the night after a night of drinking

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>>722807467
yup, that's how it happens
after the appeal of drinking cool, new, and different beers wears off, at some point you realize the only reason you've been drinking all along is to get fucked up, so you just wanna do it as cheaply as possible

i went through a 1.75L of cheap vodka phase a while back, but damn vodka fucked up my digestion. beer, aside from the alcohol, is actually a healthy food product, lot of B vitamins in the barley malt

>>722807798
yea i just get really bad anxiety sometimes on a day after i've drank too much, so i try to binge on days where i don't have anything to do the next day. i don't really gets the shakes or anything like that, only if i have some kind of real responsibility during the hangover

i've learned over the years that binge drinking is always a 2 day commitment

Nope. I quit drinking after years of abuse. All I do now is LSD. I'm much happier.

I drank this morning and passed out until around 9:30. My blackout stories are hilarious, but after this time, my fiancee and her brother took my alcohol and started rationing it. Fuck, man. It's gonna really suck, bad.

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>>722808321
I can sometimes deal with getting drunk the day before work, but only if it's during the day. If it's at night i sleep in till like 4pm

2-day commitment? I know what you mean, but i think it's 3-day not two. The hangover is too much to deal with if you don't have a few drinks on the third

>>722808321
I love cheap alcohol but I also am addicted to trying new things, even though that aren't alcohol.

So I try to balance the two, maybe one day I'll lose my addiction to trying new things, but I would like to thing not, it's what keeps a person fresh and interesting.

>>722804979
>which li j email us better from Roy "I want more life, Father/Fucker." I like Father better.

I can make zero sense of these words. Someone halp.

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Thanks to ghetto people I learned the value of these things in how badly they fuck you up

>>722805459
drunk nigs

>>722809719
Cranberry lemonade is the only good flavor the rest taste like pure acid.

>>722809719
that's not as good of a price point as master-race 211 though

guess i could see buying one Loko to kick off the evening, then switching to the foul 211 afterwords

shit matter of fact i might try that tomorrow

Dranking and listening to metal. Sup mah /b/ros

>>722798099
I have not drank in weeks due to an injury I received. I won't heal as fast. Sucks ass. I want bourbon.

What music do you guys listen to while drinking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvFZU1Zu1-k


If you hate country then you will hate it.

Post your phone #, my drunk bros, and I'll send you a nice drunk text.

>>722806075
OE, Old Stock, Colt45. What we had for shitty cheap does the job drinks.

>>722810366
I'm stupid so sure.
7605779830

I prefer no dick pics since I aint into that, but whatever happens, happens.

jager bombs and russian stardard platinum and 4chan how you do solo drinking right

Just drank a half a bottle of captain Morgan and now I'm drinking a bottle of great Lakes conways. I'm pretty drunk. Hooray for being a lightweight

>>722810657
You do solo drinking right by getting drunk as fuck, listening to your music of choice (depending on your mood), and then playing multiplayer games with mic, all while messaging people you know have crushes on you from highschool/college cause meeting new people is too hard.

>>722810590
After I text you, let the bros know that it's cool.

Also, sweet Bebop reference.

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>>722810028
are they really that bad? i'm starting to really want to try them
looks like they have 14% abv flavor "sour apple" according to the website
i really wanna try that one
14% for $2.50'ish ain't a bad buy

>>722810786
well djing the tunes pretty hard but messaging the skanky hoes from my highschool is a good way to get stds and a coke addiction

>>722798099
Damn, you chug that much, you'll be drunk for hours.

>>722810788
You fuckin weeabroo, I didn't make any refernces, that is my natural speak.

Since spoiler text isn't a thing I think, I love anime, but still have no idea by what reference you are referring to. Bebop good shit either way.

>>722810915
To me they just taste terrible, but taste is subjective, so try it. i've tried all flavors, so you should too. Never base it on what other people like.
I fucking love spinach and its one of my favorite foods but probably half the world disagrees with me or more.

>>722810959
Really? ALl the chicks I ended up hitting on or likng were all still virgins even at 20~+ and I went to a public school

>>722810969
average day in the life of Shoenice

>>722801156

I'm surprised nobody else has replied.. Stop, dude.

currently drinking 99 banana which is a banana schnapps and strawberry banana juice talking about my sex life with random people on the internet. aka a normal night for me.

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I used to drink a fuckton. I was in a bad way and I'm convinced that I was trying to kill myself. In one sitting at the bar, I'd buy a whole bottle of Jameson, shoot it down and in between shots, I'd drink Mickeys and sometimes Irish Car Bombs. I'd wake up in someone's yard at 3AM a lot. Wasn't the same yard ever. Somehow, my drunk ass would share the location I'm at with my friend who drove taxi cabs. He always scooped me up before police or people could see me. Never charged me once for a cab ride. So, I always gave him Roxys and Weed.

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Drinking the only thing a real man drinks... bourbon.

>>722811813


High school freshman detected.

Either that or my dad browses /b/.

>>722811503
Used to do the same thing 15 years ago.

>>722811866
I was killing brown people in sand countries before you could get hard boy.

>>722811262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjM6xbJglPY

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>>722798099
yep. Straight Svedka

>>722800786
Go fuck yourself, having one drink a day does NOT make you a drunk.

>>722811958


Like we care about your war stories. Enjoy your nightmares and cries of the people you murdered.

>>722812479
Why do you think I drink man? Bottle a night kills the screams.

>>722798099

Titos organic vodka and simply orange OJ.

It's fucking delicious and I'm getting drunk without the taste of alcohol.

>>722811759
>at the bar
>buy a whole bottle

you weren't trying to kill yourself, you were trying to dig a financial pit of despair so severe that not even bankruptcy could repair it

>>722812553

So does an-hero

Thankfully not alone but
>bud light (didn't buy)
>gin (bottom shelf)

>>722811866
>>722812479
>>722812811
i think it's safe to say we know who the actual high school freshman is here

>>722812657


I was making great money. Over $700 a week on my paychecks as well as an extra $300 cash under the table. Lived with my family at the time. Lost a baby and fiance in the same week around Christmas when all of the drinking began. Felt like I lost everything I'd worked for in life so the money didn't matter anymore.

>>722812874


I wouldn't know. I got my GED over a decade ago.

>>722798099
Drinkin three 211's, 8% black can's my nigga. Just chilling. Talking to my bro in washington, missing him, talking to him about a girl I've been talking too, missing her. just a shitty night of getting drunk. :(

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Makers Mark

>>722812811
It's jokes lad. I did my time in Iraq, came home, working on my degree. Go hard on the weekend and drink whiskey. It's a good life. You should try living yours.

>>722813197
Yeah but I'm here to make it better. How old are you brother?

>>722813362
My nigga.

>>722813502


Dude, life is great. I don't drink much anymore. I just play music with my friends and enjoy life.

>>722813653
Lol you enjoy life but hit up 4chan alcoholic threads on a Friday night and tell people to kill themselves. Sounds legit.

Whats up brosefs. Couple beers and a couple whiskey shots deep, just the typical Friday night spent alone. The only time I dont drink daily is when im stoned. Fuck whose cracking another?

>>722813801


Well, it's Mardi Gras down here in Louisiana. I choose to work during Carnival so I don't waste any money. 4Chan is free, my goon.

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>>722813508
I'm actually an old fag, I'm 35. My best friend left to go back to his home state about 5 months go. I talk to him pretty frequently, but it's just not the same. Theres this girl that i've been talking to that I like alot, and I feel like she feels the same too, but i've just been too broke to ask her on a date. Hours were cut at work after the holiday's ended, i'm looking for another job, lot's of leads, just waiting for one to become official.
>pic related

soup /b/,

I'm not drinking today for a number of reasons. Cheers, though

>>722813932
On number 8, what about you brother?

>>722814027


Lol 35 with a scene fetish.

9728026936

First person to hit me up with a picture of their dog wins a prize.

>>722811262
Knows that I am cool

>>722814064
4th beer and had some whiskey. 5th beer Comming up soon jamming out to some tunes. Holiday weekend here in canadia is extra hard on the liver since I'm alone for all of it

>>722814190
Hey son, I always hung out with the "goths" and "freaks" in the 90's when I was in highschool. It was the group I related closest too /b/ro.

>>722814281
Plus she's not much younger than I am,I'm 35, she's 29. about 6 years difference.

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>>722814194
What I win?

>>722814027
Aw then you are doing good still, just make sure to tell her you like her and you are good. Something as simple as the movies isn't that expensive just don't buy alcohol for a week.
>>722814194
Naw you are a faggot
>>722814257
Too lazy to google, but what holiday is it? Holidays best chance to catch up on your hobby like fishing!
I really just like fishing, I wish I had anyone else who liked fishing like me.

>>722814351
Nothing, you were supposed to text it to me

>>722814389
no u

>>722798099
That movie hit home

Cheap whiskey called Canadian Hunter and some NyQuil because I've got a slight cold

It's what I get for kissing strangers

>>722814410
fuck gimme a min.

>>722814451
what movie

>>722798099
blue moon<3

>>722814544
Flight

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>>722814544
>>722814555
Checked

>>722810590
San Diego?

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>>722798099
I've been drinking Nigerian Guinness all night with Jack Daniels chasers, I get this drunk frequently.
I'm in the UK and it's just gone 7am.

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>>722814389
Thanks /b/ro, that's not a bad idea. I know the movies isn't usually the ideal date but it could definitely work. She's not used to being treated like a princess, I want treat her in this way. I could do inexpensive cutsie things for some time. Then when I get a better job I could step up my game, besides like you, I think it's all about baby steps. Thanks /b/ro.
>pic also related.

>>722814281


Nearly 30 and still running the scenie weenie monniker. Yeah, she's probably got the maturity level of a 15 year old. Probably also got touched by her dad. "Goth" and "Scene" are two completely different subcultures. The fact that people are ignorant enough to mash them together is ridiculous.

>>722814351
Tell m that's ur fucking dog

>>722815080
that looks like the kind of girl who will run for the hills if you try to treat her like a princess, probably a bad idea anon

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>>722815080
Just drank my last 211 (black can). I'm out, I guess i'm going to find something to eat then it's bed for me, lol. keep drinking /b/ro's, remember that all of your situations will get better, just believe in yourself. I'm purshing 110% for you /b/ro's.

>>722801106
Yes. That's about 3 weeks worth of booze for a normal person.

>>722815006
naw just outside LA
>>722815080
No probs, and that is what it is. I mean some people go straight from hey we met to relationship. But as an adult you should know babysteps are the way to go. Go to movies as friends or date and you will grow her affection ratings. You got this son, I say son but you are 12 years older, ahahahaha.
Get married already
>>722815183
My opinion those are the girls who are most likely to stick around when treating properly. Since they likely haven't been once in their life

>>722798099
im on antibiotics for strep throat and i know your arent supposed to drink with it but its antimoxillin and i read online that that one might be okay so i had some beers.

and I read too that even if its not antimoxicillin it just makes you more dizzy and nauseous which sounds like alchohol to me

Yes
Drinking caliber vodkA

I dont drink alcohol i just like the way it tastes

>>722814389
Family day here in Canada. Long weekend is all it really means. Probably won't interact with a soul the next 72 hours. No complaints

>>722815378
>I dont drink alcohol i just like the way it tastes
holy fuck that's epic. i'm using that one from now one, thank you

nice choice on the drink too. can't go wrong with the 10 buck bottom shelf walmart special

>>722800786
does drinking heavily on the weekends make you an alcoholic?

>>722815183
Anh, she's tame now. She's matured alot since those day's. She's cool, down to earth chick. This pictures are not really that old, but their in the past.

>>722810028
Watermelon flavor gives me nightmares

>>722814194
>>722814410
>9728026936
This the number?

>>722815462
Cheers, m8

>>722815349
You're great dude, You know what? I might be 12 years older than you, but at the moment your acting like the older /b/ro. I appreciate the shit out of that. Thanks dude, I really due appreciate it /b/ro.

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>>722815484
having to ask if you are an alcoholic makes you an alcoholic

welcome to the club broskeh!

>>722809886
So nothing new huh

>>722798099
Finlandia vodka,with orange/tangerine juice. On ice. Excellent drink

>>722809719
I wish i had the privledge of trying one circa 2009. Back when they held the prestigious title of blackout in a can.

35 apera fortified

not drunk, but mild euphoric feels

>>722815710
that was my point. if you drink alcohol you are an alcoholic.

>>722815914


So, if you eat pasta, you're Italian?

>>722816031
how about we flip flop out arguments based on my responses?

>>722815642
yarp

>>722815427
GO FISHING YOU PRIVILEGED FAGGOT
Canada has so many great lakes and types of sih I wish I could catch.
You never know what you might enjoy as a hobby till you do it.
Plus drinking and fishing go hand in hand.
>>722815662
>>722815662
Naw I'm just stupid but I love my stupidity and thats all that matters.
If we met in real life and you played DnD we surely would be friends.

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>>722816123


No, that's pretty much what you said. So, even the guy who maybe drinks a few times out the year, has no signs of addiction nor a trace of addiction in his family is an alcoholic? Your logic is flawed tremendously.

>>722807798
why do people refer to regular alcohol withdrawal as delirium tremens?

>>722816908
Cause a regular hangover is vomiting and headache. Delirium tremens is hallucinations, convulsions and cold sweats

>>722816908
Cuz delirium tremens is an amazing ale?

>>722816125
Doesn't want to send, seems I have no signal. SOOO you may get an random picture of an ugly pug sometime in the future.

>>722817436
I look forward to it.

>>722816905
if you drink regularly you are an alcohol.

>>722817503
kinda pissed tbh... I'm right below the Cell tower, (I live on the mountain its on top of.)

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>>722816905
if you are needing to debate about what makes someone an alcoholic, you are an alcoholic

>>722817720
I'd have shown you pics of my pup.

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>>722817823
>>722817588
Mmmmmmmmm, my retard senses are tingling.

Glenfiddich 15yr, red label. Goddamn good.

>>722817950
Damn, what breed?

Used to. Switched to xanax.

>>722817983
denial is the worst possible state of mind.

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>>722817983
if you possess, and post extremely obscure cartoon imagery containing alcohol on an alcohol thread full of alcoholics, you are PROBABLY an alcoholic

there, i said 'probably' this time. are you happy now? i didn't jump to an absolute conclutsion

>>722818151
Terrier mutt.

>>722818434
Mutts are the best, used to have a lab pit mutt. Not sure on what breed our current pup is but he isn't pure pug, so he's dodged a lot of the pug problems..

>>722818659
Ours is a cairn terrier+something.

Bitch is cute as fuck and a murder-machine.

Used to have chickens in a coop, which brought rats. Once he showed up. No more rats.

Motherfucker loves him some murder.

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>>722818199
>>722818280


Either your parents were brother and sister, or you're really just a shit troll. Regardless, I'll still feed you and explain to other retards that wanna follow in your footsteps. The definition of alcoholic is someone who wakes up in the morning not with a hangover, but with a legitimate sickness. I'm talking they're probably bloated from excessive consumption, yellowed eyes, extreme lethargy, generally needing to drink large amounts of alcohol in the morning directly after waking up. As whiskey sipping, beer guzzling, tobacco chewing, southern American, I can assure you that very few of the people we are talking to on here are legitimate alcoholics.

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>>722818659
lab pitts are actually being bread now. they are the new pitt bull. smarter but retain the physical proerties. lab/pitts are good dogs.

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>>722819019
wow you really showed them didnt you

>>722816228
Where are you from anon? I hope you. Realize fishing in February is ice fishing since it's a frozen tundra here. One girl just died driving her snowmobile over a lake that wasnt frozen. Fishing is alright in the summer. I'm not as white as you think, plz dont have me deported

>>722819019
monday morning I wake up with a legitimate sickness. I cant function. Its the sole reason why I work from home. I literally cant do mondays.

>>722819295
I currently live in South California in the middle of a desert, but I've lived in 48 of the states. Only ones I haven't lived in are as you expect.
maine and alaska.

Ice fishing is on my bucket list, go do it for me, the one who hasn't been able to do it yet.

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>>722818963
Tbf I'm just his chew toy, technically he's my moms dog. Doesn't stop him from going crazy if he hasn't seen me in a while.

>>722819100
He was a good pup, really miss him.

>>722806398
kek’d. thanks anon.

>>722819416


Nope, that's not alcoholism. That's depression. Try smoking some weed, faggot.

>>722819642
Mine barks with glee when I come home.

Then he rubs his butt all over me

Haven't had a drink since Thursday when I wrote my car and another lady's car off in an accident. I'm lucky no one was hurt and that the attending cop didn't breathalyse me. Huge wake up call. I'm fucking done drinking.

>>722819642
I feel for you bro. at least he made it to old age. the neighborhood kids keep killing my dogs. and laying them on my driveway. I will never hire a millennial ever. fucking dirtbags.

>>722819894
Brah you never drive while drunk.

Drinking is for when you're home. Got some tunes. Some food.

>>722819982
Sorry to hear that anon, fucking dirtbags.

>>722820026
You certainly shouldn't, but when you've been an alcoholic for 8 years it happens. I was coming home from work and was drunk all day. Started drinking at 6 that morning. Drank at work. Shit, there was a half empty bottle of vodka on the floor of my car when the accident happened.

>>722819607
You've gotta have an in to the ice hut. I've barely fished let alone ice fished. I'll achieve in the summer dont u worry. For now it's propeller IPAs and wisers

>>722820266
I've been an alcoholic for 10 years.

Learn your lesson, like I did mine.

You're never not going to be an alcoholic. But you can minimize the damage.

>>722820326
ice huts are like high school parties. no one gives a shit if you crash it.

fuck yeah dude im drunk

>>722802898
Honestly 151 proof everclear's pretty cheap for what you get. Goes down like paint thinner, but woo boy does it work.

>>722820828
151 everclear. everclear is for kids now. it used to be 199 proof but now its just living off its name. and holy shit does it taste like shit.

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>>722820266


>Be 24
>Went to bar with friends
>Got hammered, ate Roxys and did coke all night
>Leave bar at last call (2AM)
>Friend tells me he's too drunk to drive
>Illdriveourdrunkasses.bmp
>His house is 30 miles away
>Take interstate
>Drunker than I thought
>Try to put on music to calm me down
>Hit warning tracks on side of interstate
>quicklyswerve.jpg
>Red and blue flashing lights
>Immediately pull over with hazards on
>Tell friends we're going to jail
>Have all ID's and papers in order before he gets to the car
>Asks how we're doing
>Tell officer that I'm doing wonderful as I hand him papers and ID's
>Asks if we knew why I was pulled over
>Nope.txt
>Says he saw me swerve
>Held phone up with youtube app and misspelled words on screen
>Officer looks at friends and suggests he play DJ
>Nod and agree
>Hands back papers and identification\

>MFW when I drove plastered
>MFW when I handed him a suspended license
>MFW when I finished the drive

>>722821021
>nods and suggest he play dj
what did he mean by this?

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>>722810297
I like listening to psychadelic shit when I drink. More the video than the song in this example, but this video just feels "cozy" after I'm a bit fucked up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hruW7-mYWhY

>>722821015
lol you must live in some libtarded blue state

here in STL, where it's made, it's still the full proof

Fuck alcohol man. That shit will ruin your life. I've been drinking on and off since I was 14 when my brother got me started and habitually when I was 18 and could do it myself. I've lost my job, my car, my possessions, and almost lost my girlfriend.

That was the last draw. Let it stop before it kills you. You can always get help.

>>722821221


He assumed I swerved because I was on my phone and not because I was on drugs and alcohol.

>>722811813
People have some weirdly strong opinions about what other people drink. There's plenty of tasty spirits out there.

>>722821381
what? fuck off.

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Good evenin' scotch /b/ros

https://youtu.be/c7u50SBaVOg

>>722821453


No, really. I bluffed and handed him my license even though it was suspended. I answered his questions quickly, my friend was luckily more fucked up than me and all of these things were my saving grace. Living in Louisiana, you learn how to smooth talk the police.

>>722805166
steel reserve is second only to hurricane high gravity

i drink one of these a night and a natty daddy

>>722821021
Dumb question for ya. What's the backup plan if you drive drunk and end up killing someone(s)?

>>722801373
You should try "Monkey's Shoulder" better than johnny black.

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whats a go to for a highly functioning alcoholic on a budget

>>722821883
Isn't a handle of smirnoff like $11 or some shit? I'd guess that.

>>722821829


There is none. Deal with the consequences. Also, it would be ironic. Considering I was in a hit and run as a pedestrian.

>>722798099
2 months sober had 2 seizures an nightmares about 3 weeks in. Now everyday feels like a celebration! 12 years of use. 2 months sober now :) mom drinks constantly,there is always beer in the house (fuck that) sober an free.an happy I am me!

>>722821883
When I used to drink anon. Literally fucking anything I could afford as long as it got me smashed off my ass. I didn't care it it tasted like dog shit.

>>722821774
but what does nod and play dj mean?

>>722821883
Beer is always the best bet.

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>>722821877
Can confirm that monkey shoulder is good shit.

>>722821883
damn moar of her?

>>722798099
Finished a 15 pack of stones. Wish I'd went with a fifth instead.

>>722821883
icehouse. its malt liqueur

>>722822005
Have you considered just not driving buzzed/drunk at all instead of risking lives that aren't yours to take? Sounds very passive aggressive, but I'm being genuine.

>>722822049

Nodding- The act of moving your head up and down. A sign of mutual feeling or agreeing.

Play DJ- Pick the songs.

>>722822269


Well, after a run of good luck, and thankfully, no bad luck, I decided after that night not to do that anymore. Now, I just call an uber or ask the girlfriend to DD.

Ты не ответил кек

Vancouver /B/ro here, what'd I miss? I'm on my 10th of a shitty 12 pack of coors banquet

>>722822341
wtf I fucking hate you now.

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>>722801327

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Wisers diet press over here

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Found this in a little store, looked like a bong so had to try it. Its aight for 8 bucks.

>>722822594


Sorry to hear that, buttercup.

>>722822450
A fucking leaf

>>722822646
hhahaa what fucking world do you live in where you can buy a 4 or 5 litre jug of booze??

>>722822646
>5 L
>Whisky
FUCK you've got drinking problems when you're buying whisky in a fuckin jerry can

>>722822790
I know I know, you don't have to be jealous....I can throw you a beer if you want something stronger than your faggy bud light shite you drink down there

>>722822011

congrats

>>722822646
holy FUCK! LOL i need that!

>>722822011
Good job friend keep it up

>>722822924
>spells shit like shite.
nobody drinks bud light anymore. you wouldnt know that because you faggots are 15 years behind us in everything. its why you were dressing like 90's faggots in the 2000's

>>722822646
This man controls the guzzaline.

>>722822011
who the fuck told you to go cold turkey? let me guess AA.

>>722822011
Better get out of mommy's house +1.

>>722823122
hahaha I can't argue that.... craft beer just started getting big in vancouver a few years ago meanwhile portland has had it going for years

>>722823262


AA is a joke. They're allegedly not associated with religion, yet make you acknowledge any higher power you choose. They say the serenity prayer... need I say more? They also claim to be non-profit. But you know for a fact the courts are lining their pockets for sending DUI offenders to meetings ergo court mandate.

>>722823496
AA is a bunch of shitheads that doesnt understand you can actually die from alcohol withdrawal.

>>722823641


I have a friend that remained an atheist and completed the steps. In fact, we still go to punk rock shows together. His level of hatred and anger haven't changed after five years of sobriety

>>722806075
29 here

>>722821021
do you live in garland?

MacAlister scotch

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>>722821883
Sake. You can get a bottle the same size as a standard wine and not have to deal with the acidity or stained lips. It's usually just as alcoholic or more and it looks like water and smells like some posh, bitter hipster juice. Or get a flask size bottle of almost decent dark.

>>722810366
9312799096

>>722814474
thats called a drunken hulk broskie

What does anti depressants + alcohol do?

>>722826323
nothing good, turned me into a cutter