When's the last time you had sex?

>>722796893
about 3 weeks ago
>after 5 year dry spell

Last night

About a month ago. Breaking up with gf both feels good man and feels bad man.

15 hours ago

5 hours ago.

Never

>>722796893
Never

sex with self is sex
one hour ago

>>722796893
I was 26, very late bloomer.

>>722796893
try fucking never

2 years :(

>>722796893
2014

November 2015. Popped my banjo string to boot

Like a month ago. My wife got fat and I'd rather just not.

>>722796893
Never

>>722797680
oh shit I thought you said first time you had sex. Mine was about 6 months ago.

>>722796893
last night

2015, October i think

last sunday

>>722797877
Yo
Check them

7hrs ago

>>722796893
I would have to assume my past life?

>>722797897
shut up faggot

>>722796893
April 2010
Fuck all y'all

What's sex?

>>722796893
About 2 hours ago, on my boss' desk. Wife got a kick out of that.

>>722796893

Never

>>722796893
October 2003. Only some HJs since.

>>722797935
Id rather not thanks for the offer though

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>>722797004
good shit
congrats anon

Like 5 days ago or so??? Don't remember

Yesterday
Have it about 3 - 5 times a week
I love being married

>>722796893
about an hour, my wife and me always have sex at night and once in the morning every day for the last 14 years. of course we don't have kids...

If I had ever had sex, I wouldn't be on here.

Mar 2015

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Never

>>722796893
about a year ago

Last weekend, with two other men. Topped them both and didn't reciprocate the oral.

2014 :(
Hopefully next week though.

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>>722798647

>>722796893
I've never had sex

>>722796893
Last night, probs again tonight.

Pros of having a big cock.

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>>722798749
>being straight
dating women is a meme

>>722796893
2010... top that faggots!
:D :I :(
I just made myself sad...

>>722798020
>>722799095
Nice try though

July. My life is kind of fucked up though

last week, i think my side chick is cheating on me

November 26th 2016- The day I lost it

November 2014

>>722796893
Long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

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>>722799467
>side chick
>cheating on me

pick one

>>722799881
she used to come over like 3 or 4 times a week, but shes been coming over less and less lately :(

>>722796893

3 hours ago

>>722799993
jh

>>722798153
>married
>sex three to five times a week
Nice b8 anon

>>722796893
like 8 hours ago.

July

>>722799993
if shes your side chick then it shouldn't matter.u dun goofed anon.

>>722796893
Like 8 years.
Feels bad man.

>>722796893
about 3 hours ago

>>722796893
I don't enjoy Sex, I enjoy playing with women(mentally and physically), I enjoy having my balls and dick sucked. When it comes to fucking though, I don't enjoy that.

Going on my 6th year. sucks but jerking off seems easier than dealing with my problems with women in general

>>722796893

When the day comes, I'll be sure to let you know, OP.

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>>722797787
Kek. But I've been there....

>>722796893
yesterday

>>722798899
Checked

>>722801000
Them tripz

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>>722800084
virgins thinking it's b8

Never because I'm fucking ugly and have a horrible personality.

>>722800683
maybe you're gay

>>722797787
Same!

>>722799467
Lol you are a pos

i mean i got my dick sucked in a theater when i was 14

im 20 now.....

>>722799830
top kek

>>722799749
Check out those dubs

>>722796893
Around 6 years ago if I can math, don't really miss it at all, sex is so overrated its nuts.

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>>722798474
>he doesn't know.

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>>722796893
about 2 hours ago. With my right hand. Whacked-off to this cool shit: feeeet !!

>>722796893
Five hours.
Newlywed. Fucking drowning in it.

>>722796893
Valentine's Day with a regular hookup.

I know its cliche but hitting the gym, getting a hobby (backpacking), and getting yourself out more make a world of difference in the dating world.

20 min ago

>>722796893
this night. banged a friend of mine. She has a soft spot for me.

24hours

>>722797703
Same

>>722796893
4 years ago fucking kill me

>>same boat here, and agree

calc says 6 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, 2 days

>>722797004
>dry spell
>5 years
Thats called a drought.

A married woman I met online laid me a couple weeks ago.

Yesterday

Last night
I agree with anon above- "being married is great."
Especially when just the thought or sight if your tiny personal slut makes your dick hard- life is good.

>>722797004
damn........ i'm sitting at almost 4 years now......

maybe 5 will be my magic number also?

3-4 minutes ago.On cooldown for round 2 right now on my phone.

Hour ago.

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>>722796893
-with a prostitute, 12 hours ago.
-thanks to my "irresistible" charm: 2 months ago
>after 2 minutes of pathetic missionary-below average sex i feel i need to cum
>ask her if she can suck my dick just one minute (please?)
>why?
>i "open myself" and say to her
>"because i don't want to cum so soon", you're so tight i need to "relax" (i already knew i was going to blow my load any second.)
>with the look of "why do i always sleep with loosers" ok she says
>she sucks
> i cum like after 3 sec
>she gags dramaticaly and almost pukes
> she yells, i forgive myself
After 5 minutes she went home and never saw her again and i'm not really sure if i regret for being such an asshole, even now that i'm too broked to go to see a hooker and fapping too much to have the minium testosterone levels to don't act like a fag and trying to pick up some pussy

About a year ago. Went through some tough times, and it wasn't as important.

But... working on getting this hot Latina milf I work with to come play with me. Soon, I hope. And if I'm lucky, I will have some pics for you all.

>>722796893
got blown about an hour ago. does that count?
if not yesterday

>>722802549
moar

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About 6 years ago
I didn't even like it

Thanksgiving weekend. Banged my ex wife while she was in town visiting family.

>>722796893
six days ago
spit in her mouth

About 18 hours ago

>>722796893
never but I'm about to jerk off

never lol

Couple of days ago. My wife is on the rag at the moment, and it's not worth the hassle to make it happen. She blew me yesterday, but I'm guessing that doesn't count.

>>722796893
almost a year ago.
right now in relationship with 17yo cutie (im 27) and waiting for her to be ready for her first time

>>722796893
one week,
today mi gf gave me a handjob cause she's on her period

>>722801000
trips confimr

About 20 years ago.

I'm 4. :(

1yr4mths ago
I'm married and my physical prime...

May of 2016 in college, like everyday for about a week with this one chick I met at the dining hall. She was petite but enjoyed a good fucking, and I enjoyed it. Then it was move-out time for summer, so I packed up and moved away to another campus.

I did get a blowjob in like August/September from a girl whom I've had a constant crush on since the 7th Grade (We're 18/19 and in college, now.) To her, we're FWB until she is sure she wants to date, so hope for me /b/ros.

I really do need pussy soon, tbh, though.

>>722808447
low key hate people like you, no point in dating someone you can't even take out for drinks. leave the high schooler to the other fucking high schoolers, get your ass a woman you pedo.

>>722810246
we are not hiding our relationship. yeah, people who know our age difference watch on us differently, but who dont know us, cant tell the difference and we are going out regularly

About 9 years ago
I'm 18

>>722796893
About an hour ago

like 3 years.

Never
Im 20

Valentine's day

5 months ago with my ex wife. We were still married at the time.

>>722796893
few days ago

To the people who've had sex, and decided to wait 3+ months. Was it actually a decision you made consciously? There are so many dating apps, and resources. If you want some, it's not hard to find.

yesterday!

Last week but now waiting for 9pm tonite

>>722800084
Can vouch, been married almost 12 years, wife still blows me down whenever I like and give me the anal whenever I like.

>does feel Goodman

hmm let me think...


Never..

>>722811622
app for sex
implying they work
haven't got a response on tinder
its been 6 months

>>722797266
Been there.
Quick advice: from the 6th month it will start to suck real bad. Please hold in through the pain. I promise, at some point it will go away basically overnight. Like magic.

>>722812299
>whenever I like
do you ever like anymore

kids

NaN

Never but I did tell my girlfriend that I think her vagina is gross and that I wish she had a penis

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never have, never will

bout to go full adam's song. except no one actually will care.

>>722804642
>be me 41yo
>have lover who loves me lasting 45minutes before going soft and another ~60minutes per session
>been with lover for 22 months now
>spent the morning with lover yesterday
lovers only complaint is im not vocal enough

It must suck not being able to last more than a couple of minutes for all parties involved especially you who shelled out for some action

>>722813843
>only 45 minutes
I stay hard for like 5 hours

>>722796893
4 year drought, and going strong
i honestly feel like a virgin again

>>722796893
november

>>722814797
i stay hard and lay pipe during nearly 2 hours

lasting 5 hours hard isnt amazing imo

im concerned about heart damage being able to last so long honestly ... still i had always considered laying pipe the best way to die
so fuck
its a no win situation

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>>722804642
> she yells, i forgive myself
<i forgive myself

last night fuck and I won't again for at least a week damn

>>722813842
Just get a hooker dude. Jeez. I've never been with one, but I'm also broke and live at home right now.

Once I move out and start working again, 100% I'll fuck some escorts. Stop waiting for some magic moment.

>>722796893
8 days ago. I'm 54

My stunning gf is in Brisbane till Monday.

Otherwise we fuck 2 to 3 time a day.

Thank God for Viagra.

2013. Been fucking my ass with dildos since then

>>722816008
About a year and a half now, since I had real penetration

I'm so fucking thirsty.

>>722817117
Pay someone?

20 day ago

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1 year

>>722817998
off by 1

>>722815688
backpages is shut down, too autistic to know where to get a hooker now.

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>>722797004

>>722796893
30 mins ago

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Its been months..ever since we quit heroin and sswitched to methadone,she cant handle my dick anymore..

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>>722797703
This right here.

2007

Never

11 hours ago. I count my blessings like there's no tomorrow.

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Last night

>>722796893
30 minutes ago

>>722796893
> 2017
> having sex

>>722796893
2015, junior year of high school. Now im 19 and still no signs of getting any boob, ass, or elbow in the near future.

12/15/16...Then the bitch dumped me on Xmas,
I have more ass thrown my way than a toilet seat since then but can't do it, miss her too much

Like an half hour ago. Lying in bed now.

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>>722815504
>)
Maybe that's exactly what he wanted to say

>>722797787
you should beat her

>>722819486
I'm sorry for your small dick mam

Like 5 hours ago

>>722796893
4 years ago

>>722804642
she's kind of cute

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>>722820977
I know the exact feel

I have a hug cock and pound hooker cunt on the regular. The hookers call me Necrohammer because I remind them of my favorite Warhammer 40K character. Just fucked a smokeshow of a Nihonese loligoth, in fact - legal in Japan, faggots. I remember when I was like you. Felt real good when I made my first billion

Yesterday morning

>>722822069
lol

>>722801737
You'd get laid if you found an insecure one

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>>722822069
I didn't understand a word you just said

>>722796893
2013 or 2015 cant remember

>>722796893
fucked one of my coworkers last night. she is cute as fuck and we get along heaps fine. just dont know how its gonna feel when we get back to work on monday.

About a week ago with my black fiance. She was happy because I made her orgasm.

https://youtu.be/HkCNiWcU2KA

Because i don't wear condoms I had to finish myself off though.

>>722796893
1995

Oct. 2015
It's but a distant memory now

Dec 2016

So sick of fapping )':

>>722796893
4 hours ago. Came inside her. Felt godly

might be days within 10 years of right now.

also someone stole my car 3 days ago
my ex just video called me on skype wearing a really whorish outfit with dollar bills sticking out of it and says 'guess who made a lot of money tonight' and just starts making out with some guy. he asked her if shes ever been tied up before. and she hung up.

>>722796893
about 4 months ago with my ex girlfriend
>we broke up
>she still hung out
>said she didn't want to have sex
>(later said she was secretly seeing if she wanted for us to work it out)


Nevermind. Not even going to go through the story. Whatever.

>>722797004
5 years? I sure hope you are like 58 and divorced and just never happened and you picked up a hooker.

Or 12. Whichever

>>722804642
>getting a prostitute
>cums in her mouth and she almost pukes
>this would suggest that there was no condom on.

I think you can forgive yourself all you want, but you can still get the fuckz if you are unprotected during a blowjob with a hooker.

I forgive myself for replying.

>>722810936
>>722810246
>>722808447

I'm 30 and my last girlfriend was 20.
Most of the issues were from her being an insecure weirdo 20 year old. Also, I bartended and she couldn't watch me like a hawk so she got extremely more insecure.

Guess why we broke up? Yes, her being insecure about something again (she hangs out with her friends that are her age and I'd rather have her cheat and leave than to hang out with them).

The sex was great. We would go on little trips and when we get the hotel they would always ask me if I would like a room with two beds for my daughter.

Then we'd fuck and she'd call me daddy all night.

She would also dress like a little girl and put her hair up childish and want me to molest her or suggest inappropriate things in public to see people's reactions.

It's a lot of fun. I know people low-key hate me. But, that ship has sailed. I wouldn't want to be with her again because on the flip side, it was so much fucking drama that we broke up several times and I was done with her.... Then she'd text or show up at my house and then I would fuck her within 15 minutes and now the damn bitch is at my house every fucking day.

Rinse. Wash. Repeat.

I don't have a problem getting women. I'm just horribly picky and if I'm not interested I'm not interested. I don't lower my standards because I'm desperate. If I feel like that I just jack off and boom. Cured.

>>722796893
October 2012

April 23th 2016

>>722796893
5 year's and 5 months.

Fucked my wife about 4 hours ago.

damn. Reading this thread makes me feel dumb for feeling like getting it once a week from my fiance is not enough.

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>>722828222
kek
are you me?

>>722829248
Hold the phone.

You're telling me you are engaged with a woman and you're only having sex once a week? Who's fault is that? From what you've said I am guessing it is your girls fault.

Also, it's fiancee'. Fiance is the male.

If you're having problems with sex and you're not even married.... Just wait until you get married.

You need to figure that out. Don't marry someone if you can't fuck her when you want.

I'm being serious. I've had a friend who is getting married and is having the same problem. Fortunately for him his wife-to-be said he can sleep with other women as long as she knows and he is honest about it.

October 11, 2015

>>722829874
And the reason for my drought is the bitch gave me molluscum contagiosum that still hasn't gone away.

>>722796893
5 years

>>722830120
That is fucking terrible.

At least with molluscum it typically goes away from 9 months to 2 years and never returns.

Fortunately through my sexcapades I've only gotten Chlamydiae and that goes away in 24 hours after a drink solution.

I wish you luck and you get on your feet quickly after your recovery and get back to action.

>>722829536
well i wouldnt say its a problem sex isnt that important to me. I mean, I guess it would be nice to get it twice a week.. that wouldnt hurt. Sometimes i do get it twice a week but not all the time. Its fuckin awesome when we do have sex tough, cuz the booty is thicc. Anyways, im pretty happy with her. How fucked am I?

>>722829368
No..but is an hard life...

about a month ago, broke up with my girl last week

>>722796893
23, fat, shy, virgin.
Kill me.

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No disrespect, but it can't be all about the white pussy

About 2,5 year ago. At this point I dont care anymore. I Am not a virgin At least.

>>722830484

Same here, broke up two days ago.

Hurts.

>>722830373
on the contrary to myth. It is women that are more sexual and want sex more than men usually. If your woman isn't sexually active then there has to be an explaination.

Does she have 'guy friends'. Or a "friend" that she never says what the sex of he/she is? I always knew when my ex was hanging out with a guy because she would say 'friend', but every female friend she would say "my friend marissa" or whatever.

Just be sure and be careful. I don't want to see another guy get fucked up by marriage in regards to sex.

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>>722796893
Hotel Valentine's Day fuckathon with the mrs

>>722815941
Thank God for Viagra.

>>722829248
>getting it once a week from my fiance

listen to this anon.

>>722829536
>You need to figure that out.

if you're gonna spend the rest of your life* with someone, make sure you're on the same level sexually. you will be miserable if you don't

Never.
My standards are too high because of porn, it's an endless cycle.

>>722796893
Over a year ago. Feels bad but I'm not giving my money away to that whore anymore.

>>722830687
well i have a pretty firm gradp on her. She doesnt have any guy friends at all. she shows me her facebook and phone and all that. she isnt hiding anything from me at all. If guys hit on her trough phone she screenshots it and sends it to me to let me know whats going on. Also, we live together and she's pretty antisocial and has anxiety so meeting new people is hard for her. so after work she comes home to me. we have the same days off and times for worm too out of pure coincidence. So i always know where she is to be honest.

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>>722797703
hey hermano

>>722796893
what ?!
There was a time ?

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>>722796893
dear god

id love to tell you but sadly never is not a finite number

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>>722797622
It's okay. You aren't missing out on anything.

never is not a finite number, so i'll just leave

it would appear that I have posted twice. I am extremely disappointed in myself and will now hang myself.

Last night, for the first time in quite a while (1.5yr or so).

I don't think I performed amazingly but she had the most amazing body and cuddled a lot afterwards so I'm not going to complain. Think there will be more but kinda hard to read her mind.

>>722832490
but still feels bad man.

Nov 2015.

>>722796893
About a month ago with a coworker

I feel like its been forever but i know its only been like 4 days. I just hate it if he doesnt give me the dick daily

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha kill me

Anyone got that infograph with how to cum more?

December 23rd 2016. Last time I saw my lorg distance gf. Will be back next month.

>>722798026
That was a terrible response. I know he hurled a thoughtless generic pejorative at you but at least he didn't sound retarded. You can do way better than that. Anyone can. Come on.

>>722796893
>When's the last time you had sex?
More than 2 years ago.

>>722796893
Never.

october 2007

>>722796893
8 years ago and dont miss it.

never and dont miss it

16th Feb.

All out the worst sexual experience I have ever had, so much so that it doesn't even QUALIFY on the DM;HS standard. I am never dropping my standards again. You'd think an unattractive girl would make up for it. Nope. I ended up grabbing her hair pulling her head back, railing her hard then leaving and unmatching her off Tinder. Terrible.

>>722797004
Good for you friend

>>722803838
keep hopes up bud. Im sitting at 2 years as a personal choice. I got out of a relationship and realized I focused way too much on sex. 2-3 times a day for almost 4 years

>>722796893
does putting my dick in a pussy for some seconds or a minute every couple minutes count as sex?

>>722806174
has no ass, has to pose for that
in the words of Venture bros
>ass like a 13year old
simply gross

>>722796893
I'm out in China on business. I purchased a Filipino whore just last night. Cost me about 200 US to rent her until noon the following day. I was messing around with her and got up to take a piss and when I got back she was face down and ass up.

She was a decent whore. Did her best to make me think that she really enjoyed every second with me. Never checked her watch once.

>>722835124
cause she knows what time it is based on the sun

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>>722835346

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>>722835346

About 5 minutes ago. She's asleep now.

>>722796893
28yo
never

in 2 years I'll finally receive my hogwarts letter

>>722837082
stop sitting on your hand and it wont go to sleep m8

>>722837098
I'm in the exact same boat, wanna be my study partner for Potions?

>>722796893

When i was like 17,

i'm 25 now.....

>>722801334
Because marriage never destroys sexual relationships beyond belief and saving.

Oh wait

>>722796893
3 hours ago.

>>722796893
2 days ago.

one of my 5 fuckbuddy girls.

i live a terrible life to be honest :(

>>722796893
Who is dis btw

>>722796893
two days ago with gf

>>722837486
post pictures of all five clotherd/unclothed or you are a lying faggot
you are a lying faggot i m sure

>>722836482
explain

>>722835346
impressive

>>722837226
Sure mate!

August 2015

>>722837580
I don't care about your opinion that much, to waste time. That's the hard truth.

>>722837807
clearly you do or you wouldnt be posting.
shit bait

>>722796893
3 weeks ago

14 years ago. After about 3 years I got gud at masturbating so I didnt mind the rest of it so much.

Your mom's on the way over, so in about 20 minutes.

>>722835346
Top Kek

>>722796893
today morning, about 6 hours ago. wasn't allowed to cum though

Don't give up guys, I had my first sex with 26 and I look pretty well. Fucked 5 girls since. Now I'm 27. Last sex was 3 months ago and I don't even give a fuck anymore. There are more important things to me now, like having a deep intimate conversation.

>>722838855

3 years.

>>722838951

>>722838855
In russia... sex has you

>>722796893
dat ass

>>722796893
dunno 2 years mb

fucked 1000 - 2000 times already, but goddamn im craving pussy this spring

>>722839024

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A year ago.

>feelsbadman.jpg

My sex life was great when I was on drugs... shit is lonely now being sober

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>>722839579
So much this, the more you consume substances, heck even weed, the more you get your dick wet.

Feels good and bad at the same time.

>>722810938
Kekstein

>>722796893
Like 4 days ago? and then every two days before that

>>722839792
I mean, I feel great physically. I look better physically, I have a great job now... but since I'm not around sluts doing lines and throwing back beers like I used to be all the time I'm never getting laid.

Oh well, eventually someone will come my way.

July 2015. Probably that was the end fir me.

>>722796893
Last Tuesday. Going to make up for the week and half tonight though.

>>722796893
probably in my previous life

>>722796893
2 Months.

>>722796893
about 6 months ago in a hostel shower

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When I fucked this thing last week lmao! More?