Fluffy Abuse Bread
>>722795599
lets talk about that "ifunny.co" watermark, OP
>>722796835
Enjoy the abuse, bitch
jacking off to fluffy abuse is so great amirite guise?
>>722797374
God, again with this. I must have been beaten or something as a kid and am repressing it, because I don't see any other reason why these would fucking bother me so much.
also check'd
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>>722797623
this one's awesome
stupid shits that brainfuck themselves due to their retarded genetically engineered baby brains haha
>>722798727
That's not the real ending! He punishes and tortures the smarty for killing valuable foals.
>>722797310
I ain't autistic or a retard so I got no excuse
But I'm livin' my life just for fluffy abuse
>>722795742
Yes OP. Explain.
Does anybody have the story of marble?
>>722797513
Dust? You in tonight?
>>722803512
On and off, as usual. Just finished my first non-fluffy pic in literally a year. Which anon are you?
>>722803966
I'm yippyskippy1909
>>722804592
Ooh, nice to see you. And nice to see you active on the booru as well. You're doing fine, I hope?
>>722795599
>>722804975
Yup. We have a long weekend here in AB thanks to "Family Day" so time to kick back. Might write something.
How's things with you?
>>722797930
>>722795599
Moar like this
http://streamboobs.com
>>722805499
I'm reasonably fine. Went to my new dentist's on the 14th. Now I'm a great big pussy when it comes to dental jobs, but this lady doctor is great. I felt none of the drilling/grinding/whatevering (Still, I'm supposed to have my wisdom teeth removed eventually, and if I had testicles, they would shrink to pea-size every time I think of that).
>>722806404
I wouldn't know. Aside from checkups and cleanings, I've managed to avoid any kind of dental work. Even my wisdom teeth came in properly.
>>722807243
Mine would've too, but I've worked for seven years as a pastry chef and... let's say that left its mark.
You read any books right now?
>>722807976
Books? I used to read when I was younger. Mostly just technical manuals nowadays. I think the last thing I read was Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy maybe ten years ago?
>>722808405
I see. What kind of manuals? Are there any varminting manuals?
I myself read books all the time. Mostly it's military history, but recently I've started with WH40K novels. A couple of days ago I bought Lem's Solaris, and I can only recommend it. It's not too thick and so very mysterious.
>>722809824
My father and grandfather taught me about shooting and trapping pest animals so no manual required there.
I use this http://mitchell1.com/prodemand/ along with GMVIS (Global Connect) in conjunction with other professional tools and references. In the old days, you had shelves and shelves full of paper shop manuals for each make and model. Now, it's all in a few internet databases.
Warhammer 40K. I only have vague knowledge of the premise of it.
>>722797623
Anymore like this? Psychological abuse is the best
>>722810945
I wish I had someone to teach me that as well. I'm a fair shot with an air rifle and a CZ-75, but I'm not sure how well would I fare with real animals. Thanks for the link. I'll check it out.
By now I've read five WH40K novels and I still have no idea about how does one actually play the game.
>>722797310
We don't jack it you fucking newfag
We enjoy the abuse because fluffies are fucking evil creatures that hide it with their nice and cute looks
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>>722812785
le hurr durr
>>722812482
Dunno if I should post them here but I dug up a few pics from ground squirrel hunting several years ago.
The thing about shooting an animal as opposed to an inanimate target is you want to be extra careful with shot placement so you get the quickest kill possible. Sometimes it takes a lot of patience but hey, just being outdoors is awesome.
>>722813803
Kweh.
>>722813803
[spoiler]Don't reply to the chocobo poster dumbass[/spoiler]
>>722813990
It's just squirrels. They're like rats with bushy tails. A couple of years back I was offered a trip to hunt oryx. I had to decline because of time constraints, but to this day I wonder whether I'd be up to shoot it or not. (Of course I'd eat it afterwards as well)
Nevertheless, it's 8a.m. here and time for me to turn it. Been real nice talking to you, as it always is. See you around.
>>722814686
It''s just after midnight here. Nice talking to you as well.
Now Imma play some Grand Theft Auto.
>>722803501
kek chocobo poster no one is giving (You)s now
Keep spamming all you want
We've learned that we can just ignore you
>>722816353
>le hurr durr birds
>no job, no family, no friends
>le 9gag banned
>sill hurr durr Virgin
>post birds and masturbate at birds
>hurr durr look at me hurr durr
>still don't know i can create a thread coz hurr durr
>le hurr durr, hurr hurr durr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmEMFaee7Y
>so hurr durr, can't kill myself
>hurr durr, send instructions
>hurr durr birds
>post vidz
>hurr durr
>get dislike
>hurr durr birds
>so hurr durr birds
>hurr durr durr hurr
>no imagination
>hurr
>le le le
>hurr birds durr
>le hurr durr
>create a thread with hurr durr birds so complicated.
>hurr durr
>le hurr durr want fuck chiken
>hurr durr birds
>>722818305
For a moment I thought that was CP.
Then I realized it was chicken, and remembered that there are sharp, pointy bones in there
nigga.
wtf.
>le hurr durr
>my life sucks coz hurr durr
> post birds, i found in my life a hurr durr achievement.
>>722818405
>le hurr durr, masturbed 100x to this chick
>need masturbate one more time to birds.
>hurr durr birds
>le hurr durr
>final fantasy best game hurr durr eva
>durr
>>722818543
Why jerk off to birds
When you can jerk off to horsedicks in humanpussy?
>>722818704
You say that like it's not a fact.
>>722818718
kwehh le
>birds easy too fuck, girls don't want me
>hurr durr kwehhh
>>722819047
>Hurr durr kweh
bwark?
>>722818718
>horse.jpg said no, hurr durrr
>>722795599
Anyone know if mcgonogal or the king (wolfram) will come back
Best ATM is gr1m
>hurr durr birds
>hurr playstation 1 durr can't afford other console
>play this coz birds too sexy
>hurr
>>722819200
>horse says no
the dog says yes.
>mommy want i leave mommy basment
>hurr durr birds
>coz so huur durr to gain hurr durr money
>all company are so hurr durr
>they don't want to hire a hurr
>>722819454
>fear of dogs
>meanie hurr durr animals
>birds better hurr duurr kweh
>hurr durr birds
>like poopoo birds
>taste so good; hurr durr chocobo
not a fluffy story but somewhat related.
>be me
>recently got into fluffy stuff.
>living with parents and siblings since still in high school.
>mum made dinner and asked for everyone to get to the table
>go downstairs to the dining room.
>entire family is there waiting for me.
>"mum what did you make tonight?"
>"your favorite, anon"
>"ooh, sweet, sketties"
>my parents and sisters are staring at me
>mfw i just realised what i just said
>>722819947
YOU BLEW YOUR COVER
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
>hurr durr need this
>finally can't fuck birds durr
>hurr but can't afford
>mommy durr not so money
>>722819947
hurr durr, birds
>hurr kwehh
>hurr le le le lele
>le
>le
>le le le
>true story
>huur durr hur ?
>birds
>>722818405
Nigga needed to get dat poultry seasoned. Protein infused.
>>722811515
Why do girls pretend to like Final Fantasy?
>>722820617
Kweh.
Been a while since I've stopped by a Fluffy thread in /b/. Being as the Sandusky's are back in the news, I think I'll dump one of my favorite stories.
1/3
2/3
3/3
>>722819947
Did something like that once. Had the fiery lava shits. "Ugh... poopie pwace huwts..."
Heard a "The fuck?" From outside the bathroom door.
Thought I was home alone.
>>722820617
>casual hurr durr
>so hurr
>merchandising durr collecting dust durr
>>722820857
>le le
>le hurr
>le durr
>true story friendzone
>>722820676
>chocobo doesn't have a corkscrew penis
Little disappointed tbh
>>722821038
Kweh.
>>722821093
>>722821038
>so durr
>new rpg so durr heavy
>2 IQ, birds
>hurr kwhee
>>722821122
kwhurrr
>>722821107
I didn't say stop posting lewd chocobos
>hurr birds
>no shotgun to hurr suck
>durrr
>>722821347
hurr
>>722821347
Kweh.
Kweh ?
>hurr birds want to durr shit on me
>le
>hurr fap
>new durr
> so sexy durr
>quack
>birds game
>hurr durr
>one kill after 17 yrs coz so hard
>birds ezy, hurr durr le
>le hurr
>le durr
>birds
>true story
>>722822051
kweh
kweh hurr
>>722798727
>>722800414
so fucking pissed mcgonagal disappeared...
>>722822442
kwack
le
> true story
>le moi
>je être français
>poster des oiseaux
>le
>je suis un golio débile
>oiseaux
>le baguette de l'omelette du chocobo.
>>722818305
>Condom while fucking a chicken
The fuck?
>>722823486
>kwehhhhhhurr
>>722823564
>and LE
>le le le le le le le
>>722823564
le 9gag ban
mom, i'm so hurr proud
le is french.
so i post birds with le, i have 160 iq with le
>die, das, der
> can't understand Hitler languague
> le
>just le (9gag)
>kwehh (i'm so funny, i know)
top question, je suis une grosse merde qui fout des oiseaux en ligne car j'ai pas de vie, et que les zoizillions sont facile à niquer, je suis, je suis... une grosse merde du hurr car le durr et adolf le durr world war 2.... birds le français car le. le le le le et 9gag, car le.
Vogel, VOGEL, hurr durr, so le fap
do'nt screencap this
>coz hurr durr birds
>>722824617
le hurr, nice feet
>>722796874
I just want to express my love for the foal in a can idea. The utter disrespect of life, objectifying foals to the max, all these are amazing
>>722826086
kwehh
>>722826086
uhh birds
>also autist kwehh
>be me
>le
>le le le le le>
>true story
>birds le
still posting coz le
birds le
> le le
> hurr
>le
> tru stori
but le
>tru
LE LE LE LE LE
>be le,
>le le, and le
>look mom, i speak le.
> birds le le speaking
> so proud
why are this artist's images are sooo low on resolution?
they all look bloom and downscaled, all the outlines are blurred.
why?
>>722831187
mostly drawn in ms paint
Time to masturbate...