Get me laid /b/

>>722777770
I got you, first of all shit start, but she replied so you're pretty much there. Open with something now, an easy one, did you know cuddling has the same neurological effect as painkillers. It's not over bearing but pushes the conversation the right way.

you seem like a nice person, When can we hang out?

Its that simple OP

>>722777770
"Ive never been in India, will you take me?"

If you're india, can I shit in your lane?

sup? that's it? sorry dude, you ain't getting laid unless she really hates herself and has no self-esteem.

"I want to rape you"

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>>722777770
You're in the wrong place to ask for advice

>>722777770
Straight up:
"Want to fuck"

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>>722777770
Only way you'll get laid is if she's retarded.
Pic related, b had me tell her id rape her and she let me Fuck

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>>722779465

>>722777777

>>722779383
This actually worked for me, no joke.
She didn't let me Fuck again though after finding out my dick is small>>722779676

>>722779465
These are nicer than >>722779796

>>722777770
Ask her what she's looking for on Tinderr.

>>722780017
All women on tinder want the d

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>>722780016
true but these are nicer still

>>722780181
My friends saw and one said she had pepperoni nipples she the other says, "pepperoni, hell those look more like bolonga."

Ask her if she likes hyperscat and show her this: https://static1.e621.net/data/82/ea/82ea6cd4cc57a37493136bfabcad5172.png

"Have you ever been to *some place not too far*? I went there a couple months ago and it was great, I'd take you there if you want"

>>722777777

your face seems familiar.. have u by any chance ridden me in the last couple of years...? :P

>>722780667
>>722779810
No one gives a fuck samefag.

"I'm taking a poll, what's your opinion on dickfor?"

>>722780722
>win

>>722777770
ask her if she poos in the loo

>>722780722
>winrar