>walk into kitchen >see this >wat do?

>>722770549
Fix that goddamned cloth towel so it hangs straight.

I have OCD.
I mean O.C.D.

>>722770549

Undress her
Stick broomstick up her ass
Use as a mop

Probably fuck afterwards

>>722770549
Before anyone asks, girl is Megan Turi and there's an archive of her old videos on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKYEJjs8gVX21nja5XEsuUA

>>722770549
who the fuck is she and why the fuck is she in my house
like, I already have a GF, I'm not gonna go after some crazy chick who broke in

this pic is 4 years old

>>722770549
lay down, crawl over on my belly, and stick my face in her ass

>>722770549
Commit murder, watch the muppets while fucking her corpse. That would be a romantic moment

>>722770549
change the locks on the basement door

Megannnnnnn

>Put on "About a Girl" by Nirvana
>Put a current picture of Kurt's daughter on the fridge
>Fart very loudly
>Walk away

>>722770549
ok if I discard this info >>722771660
and discuss only the picture.
I think she is trying to get pregnant. like in the "The Big Lebowski" movie.
XD
so I will try to inseminate her, again.

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>>722770549
>walk into kitchen
>step on something squishy
>look down
>a girl lying on the floor with her head rekt
>get my nesquik and leave
nigga I don't look down when I'm walking

teabag her

>>722770549
"Who the fuck are you?!"

>>722770549
Tell it theres something wrong with the dishwasher, its laying on the floor.

>>722771660
Damn do you know if she done any tongue request videos?

>>722772634

OJ CHUJ

NOW THAT WAS VERY FUNNY XD

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MEGAN TUURRRIII THREEEAADDDD

>>722774656
No idea, but I know there's a video of her sucking on a lollipop quite seductively. She was big on one of 4chan's other boards some years back, I think it might have been /tv/. Her sexiness doesn't seem to be intentional, more like accidental or serendipitous sexy.

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>>722770549
>Take jews out of oven
>put girl in oven
>take crispy girl out of oven
>put jews back in

>>722770549
Lay down in that pose next to her.

>>722771066
Took the words right out of my mouth

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instantly sniff her bum