Found this in my girlfriends dresser, dubs decides what I do with it

Hot sauce and up the pooper it goes

choke on it

Put it back

post a pic of you sucking it

cut into small pieces then eat, dont tell her where its gone. put poop with pink pieces where dildo was.

Flush it down toilet

>>722757301
stick it up your ass, take a picture and send it to her.

Slap your gf with it

>>722757301
Step 1) Use a Sharpie and draw a swastika on the head

>>722757301
Put in asshole
And we demand a proper timestamp

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>>722757301
These dubs say swallow it whole like a giant paracetamol.

>>722757529
Good idea, rollin for you mate

Put it in a jar of bees

>>722757622
And we have a win.rar

>>722757622
Win

>>722757391
roll

>>722757301
Shit and don't wipe. Then shove that up your ass. Put it back and wait for her to use it. Eat her out when she gets that yeast infection.

>>722757301
Cut half of it off, so it resembles your peeny

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>>722757622
Look a wiener i mean winrar

Put on a pair of her panties and insert in anus.

>>722757622
Since that's impossible, I'm rolling anyway in case OP says next dubs decide.

Put it in your gf and show us pics.

>>722757850
this

>>722757850
rolling for this

Incoming op is fag
>inb4 haha not delivrar

Put hot sauce on it. Let us hear about results.

>>722757850
rolleo

>>722757622

Well you know what to do OP. And if trips I'm adding that you gotta cover it with siracha and assfuck yourself for 5 minutes while yodeling before doing what the dubs say

>>722757850
get dubs for this

stick in asshole w/ proof

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>>722757914
Its not impossible just deepthroat until gone right down throat. Then drink lotsa water

>>722757850
rolling for panties

>>722757301
Cook up some hotdogs and put that in a bun for her

>>722758171
re-roll

>>722758150
>>722757953
>>722757927
>>722758105

Samefagging like fucking crazy. Get out

>>722757622
WINWAR

>>722757850
>Put on a pair of her panties and insert in anus.

put hot sauce on it and put back in drawer

>>722758245
ha ha ha ha. blow me

>>722757301
Fuck your ass with it. Take pics. Don't wash it. Put it back. Send her the pics a week later.

>>722758263
quit trying again and again faggio
Also put back where found it

>>722757301
smother it with hot sauce then into your anus

>>722758344
win

>>722758301
Show cock then

>>722758343
ha ha ha. blow me

Lube, shove up ass, show proof.

>>722757301
Put it back

Put it in your ass right before the next time you fuck.exec
Proceed to shit it out on her chest

>>722758344
winrar. OP is a faggot and won't deliver

>>722757301
what what in the butt

>>722758391
you wish faggot
Mad your attempt after attempt to see something gay didn't work? fucking faggot

>>722757301
Anon, we all know you found it in your mom's dresser as you went looking for some of her panties to sniff.
>Do you really need to ask? Put it in your butt and post a pic

>>722757301
put it in your ass, because I just got dubs

>>722758386
you're begging men online to show their cock. you're a faggot.

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>>722758344
Well you got two choices now. If this post trips you gotta do em both. >>722757622

>>722758447
hi, fucking faggot. i'm anon. :)

>>722758532
and you're begging men to wear panties and stick dildos in ass. YOU'RE A FAGGOT

http://sketchywhitedude.com/ask-me-anything/
i made a ama! please ask away!

>>722758585
you're a faggot

>>722758597
sez you, the faggot begging to look at cock.

>>722758499
Another one. DO IT FAGET

>>722758632
you sure are. :)

>>722757301
you should break up with your girlfriend because every time she has refused sex with you this is why

>>722758611
Kys

>>722758671
too bad that one wasn't me. You're the one begging men to wear panties and stick things in ass. And then you said to "blow me". You're the faggot.
I was the second guy to reply to you. Never did I say show cock. You faggot.

>>722757301
>>722757301
Put peanut butter on it and let the dog lick it