Things that actually happen but nobody would believe you. ---My

>>722740040
give youtube link faggot

>>722740084
See? Nobody believe those things.

>>722740115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JHke_qVt84

Used to have my niece and cousin give me footjobs when they stayed at my parents place when I was around 15

>>722740953
I asume they are females, right?

>>722741494
How you gonna have a male niece??

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>>722741494

>>722740040
Im nerdy, socially awkward, neckbeardy, lived with my parents til i was 28, barely passed highschool, failed university and ive been homeless.


Never had a problem with women, and have a 10/10 gf.

>>722741841
Oh and i make 40k a yearm, but on a contract currently where im getting 3k a week after tax.

>>722740589
where you the one that hit like a bitch or the one that couldn't land a punch?

>>722741889
what's a yearm you fucking cunt

>>722741983
fuck you, you wasn't there, is more hard than you think

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>>722742050
A typo. Big whoop wanna fight about it?

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>>722742207
So you were the one that god sucker punched in the end.
Man dude you hit like a bitch.

>>722741494
>Male niece.
Please fucking kill yourself.

>>722742646
can't you see the bait?

>>722742790
seeing isnt believing, you have to taste it

derp