REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>722737448
sage, but replying.

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if not, your mother will die in sleep the day after tomorrow

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>>722737448

I call bullshit

>>722737448

GIVE IT TO ME BABY

Why not

>>722737448
I have a date tomorrow so I'm not taking any chances

I'll bite.

Please

>>722737448
pROVE IT

>>722737448
kek

>>722737448
kek

>>722737448
i might ask her out... i think she is into me

Because I'm that sad

>>722738288
Do it, you have nothing to lose.

>>722737448
Stop lying to me OP ;-;

>>722737448
I dont trust this.

Ok

>>722737982
>I have a date tomorrow
Are you on a diet?

>>722737448
HAVE FAITH MEN !

>>722738326
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>722737655

No I won't, I'm too pussy to tell her I like her

>>722737448
Doubt it

heres hoping

>>722737448

Dam

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Plz be my gf, Sarah.

>>722737448
gimmie

This is dangerous. What if you get a really bitchy and hideous girlfriend?

>>722737448

>>722737448
:)

>>722737448
Ok

>>722738690

Then you break up with her :^)

I want to believe

>>722737448
give me a girlfriend tomorrow and i'll start worshiping the god of chaos and anarchy

Normally I don't post in these kinds of threads, but a buddy of mine is throwing a rager tonight and I was already planning on going to try to get laid, so I guess a little meme magic can't hurt me :^)

>>722737448
kek'd

K

>>722737448
Here's to my wife not finding out

aye

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>>722738550
> Cat protects from the supernatural
> Cat is thus supernatural
> mfw cat immunity applies to itself

>>722737448

>>722738779
нпенпменпенен

ok

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maybe

>>722737448
no

I already did this last week and it didn't work

please

gf pls

pls

>>722737448
DA SVIDANIA TAVARISH

>>722737448

can i have artistic/financial success instead?

>>722737448
hmmm, she looks younger than 18 so i'll pass.

>>722737448
>>722737448
>>722737448
So how do you know Rebecca?

>>722739675
Pussy

>>722737448
o

>>722737448
The last two numbers will be her age

>>722737448
worth a shot

Wub

rolllling

>>722737448
might aswell

ayy lmao

>>722739697
Who's Rebecca?

>>722739777
nice trips, me

>>722737448
kys and kms

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>>722737448
yeah righto mate

>>722739749
Rolling
Please be under 12

test

>>722739777
checked.
Wishing you well, trips-anon.

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LET THIS WORK FFS IM 19 AND IM LONELY AS FUCK

Sure I believe you

>>722737448
gimme female that I can smell hair of

>>722739749
Ayy lmao

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IF THIS DOESNT WORK I WILL KILL YOU OP! LET THIS WORK

>>722737448
kys

>>722737448
fuck it

>>722737448
BY TOMORROW, I plan to be a hermit between now and tomorrow

>>ayy

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>>722737448
Not gonna be me, but good luck, anons. ;)

What a fucking waste

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gf pls

>>722739835
Girl in OPs photo

pls

>>722740048
Moar please?
She's really cute.

pls

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Heh...heheh....I totally don't need to post in this thread because I totally already have a gf, and she's like alive and stuff too.

gib qt 3.14 gf plz

could be fun maybe

>>722737448
FINALLY!

tomorrow is my birthday.

Aw yeah!

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18 y/o girl in my class, rate her?

>>722737448
Seems totally legit

>>722739881
Try being 36.

>>722737448
Dont stop believing

>>722740103
Do you have more of her pics?

I would tongue bath those super cute feet.

Doubt it

>>722737448
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Pls be my gf, elena

Y'all elected Trump, and since i believe in meme magic, im replying

pls

>>722740353
looks like she is confused why she looks 40 years old

Gdxh

>>722740353
just go for it dude, stop being a cuck

>>722737448
this cant be true

lel

>>722737448
i don't lose anything with trying

>>722737448
i hope so

>>722740861
Shes 5 feet tall and looks mad young

>>722737448
this shit is worse than chain emails

jo

ok

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pls

>>722737448
roll

>>722740353
AYY LMAO

:(

okay. try my best!

>>722740871
She's engaged to some guy in college, fuckin Mexicans

At this point nothing can save me BUT a miracle.

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>>722737448
this surely is going to work =3

>>722738660
Sarah will never be your girlfriend. It's fine she doesn't want you. /b/ro let it go and stop torturing yourself over literally nothing.

Fucking waste

>>722740353
her face is too long, plus she is going to age terribly.

>>722737448
Preteen or bust!

>>722737448
I'm pretending I don't believe but really I'm desperate enough to try anything

Ok.

>>722737448
you'd better not be shitting me anon

>>722737448
I have my options.

>>722738841
Um... cats exist dude. They aren't supernatural. Have you been outside?

>>722737448
Done

>>722737448
ok

k why not

>>722740992
lol no...she may be short but she looks old as fuck

>>722737448
K thnx

>>722741236
Nah I've seen her mom, looks 23

They're the kind of Mexicans that never age a day

>>722737448
Highly doubt it, but I got nothing to lose

reply?

ok

Ok

>>722737448
pls boi

Pls

>>722737448
sure

I did this yesterday

lies

I already have one

all these replies tho

Just to be safe

Well she is cute

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>>722740353

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check!

>>722737448
finally

cant hurt to try

>>722737448
no

I guess it can't hurt

>>722737448
fine

>>722737448
ill be waiting for her

no i won't

>>722737448
xd

Roll for QT

>>722737448
hope so

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Girlfriend, get

>>722737448
Okie
Come on abby

Replying 4 pussy

>>722741689
Lmaoooooo Jesus Christ you're hilarious why aren't you doing stand up

ok

flap

ok

wont happen

gibe da pussy

Eh I got nothing to lose

>>722737448
Better safe than sorry

>>722737448
Fuck the girlfriend, nice feet tho

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>>722737448
Going to a party tonight, let's hope for the best

Xd

rollerini for a qt

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Is it a random "girl" or can I put in request?

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>>722737448

Boy, that will really piss off my wife. (Pic related)

>>722737448
coming

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>>722737448
rolling for real waifu

>>722737448
If not I kill self

nah

Pls gib me

pls

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>>722737448
GF XDDDDDD

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guess it couldn't hurt to try

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>>722737448
Replying for Dream Gurl

Let's hope

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Not like anything else I've done has worked, I'll give this a try.

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>>722737448
Thank you

>>722737448
Amin

>>722737448
k

ok

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yes please

Plz

>>722737448

lets try

>>722737448
you better deliver

>>722737448
and she better be a pale white bitch so my shit colored cock can defile her insides

>>722737448
pls be true

yes please

Bullshit.

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Ok

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>>722737448
>i pray to you kek bless me with a girlfriend of slutty proportions that is totally loyal and kinky as a hooker, seductive as a stripper and the looks of a goddess. I will give you my soul forevermore!!!! (Pic like the kinda gf i want)

Yee

i am a greek

>>722737448
HAVE THE GODS FINALLY GIVEN ME MORE PROBLEMS

>>722737448
moar

>>722743125
Lost

>>722737448
Cant risk

H

Op will deliver

>>722737448

all of these threads are bullshiut

>sagerino

PLEASE

>>722737448
Well I'd like to see that Mr Smartass

Ok

I BELIEVE!!!!

Pls

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Half Chan just as cancerous as ever...dubs Mcgee and key with cheese-

At least i tried

sure why not

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>>722737448

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>>722737448
oh yeah?

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Cmon baby

>>722737448
I wish :(

i already tried this and it didn't work

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Can she be THICC please

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Bring it

Ook

ye w/e

>>722737448
do et

reply

If this is trips nobody gets a girlfriend

>>722737448
ok

Not like I have anything better to do

>>722737448
Please God

Ok

Niger

sure why not

Heil

>>722737448
k then.

One can hope.

chef and owner of the lockouts

>>722737448
HOW

Got one today. Thanks Obama!

>>722737448
First time I reply to this kind of stupid thing but I really need any luck I can get tommorow

Meme magic

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>>722737448

>>722737448
I go partying tonight so i wont take chances

>>722737448
PLEASE KEK

>>722737448
god im a poor loser

>>722737448
It will be good if it was real...

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my only hope!

Fact

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>>722737448
Im fine with the end of the week

>>722737448
Pls

>>722737448
k

ok

c

>>722737655
Lmao.

>>722737448
Sweet

>>722737448
Asian qt 3.14 please

>>722737448
y not

>>722737448
k

Sure

I cross my fingers and hope to not kill myself till tomorrow

>>722737448
Ok

>>722737448
Yet again>>722737655

>>722737448
yes

>>722737448
Im desperate

I want mine back...

>>722737448
ayy lmao

k

>>722737448
nice

pls

Who is girl?

What do I have to lose

>>722737448
I just knew we were going to do the mattress mambo the moment I saw you. Bonus that we're going to take it seriously.

>>722737448
Pls :(

>>722737448
ok

ok

BUT FAM

I'll be banging some chick tomorrow this time
Kik is mocohocarolyn

>>722737448
Can't get single².

k

sounds good to me

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pls

>>722740048
>>722737448
I would like to know who this Goddess is.

>>722737448
I'm having a date today, so this might as well be

>>722737448
finally

>>722737448
Already have one, will I have 2!?!?

Already have one, but 2 is twice better

YEE HAW

>>722737448
Only here to make it 300 replays

>>722737448
please, this is my only change. I am doomed to wizard hood. I don't know how much longer I can take this... dubs confirm please.

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>>722737448
Check these dubs

Boom, kek be with me

ok... now i can sleep!

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>>722745933
Thank you kek, praise kek.

>>722737655
Oh shit. Good thing I came into the thread
XD

ok

sad, but here you go

>>722737448
Why not

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>>722737448