Itt: we are NPCs

VAULT TEC CALLING

Bumping for potential
Also, OP is a fag

>>722735739
so basically this is a roleplay thread but we can't interract with each other and we can't say anything funny?

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>>722736333
>I've heard others say the same

Haha,Gary

>>722737454

Better thread.

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>>722735739
>be me
>12 years old
>discover a misterious land called "the internet", hidden in my pc
>noone believes me
>luckily I leveled smithing with my father when he needed someone to repair the kitchen table
>craft a wooden sword from the broken chair in the corner of my room
>delve in
>be me, 8 years later
>still havn't found the final boss
>battle weary, got an incredibly low amount of items on my way here but still made it
>actually attained negative INT and DEX values on my way, haven't seen any working altars yet (anyone help on this one?)
>black robed wizard approaches me
>intruduces himself as the god of thunder
>is actually a fucking onion, but whatever, roll with his dialogue to have a companion
>the two of us do better than we ever did before with other groups, literally perfectly add to eachother
>one day we discover a dungeon
>apparently noone was here before, the door is LOCKED, fucking LOCKED
>tinkering check, critical failure
>activate trap door beneath our feet
>fall into the abyss
>after an unknown amount of time I wake up
>my companion is in the corner, weeping, he's almost die
>give him my last wifi potion
>suddenly, roaring
>we have awoken the beast
>huge level 115 Uber-Centauricon Legate appears on a cliff above us in this massive ravine
>shoots his burning ram-arrows at us
>crazy shit, his enchantment turns everything laggy
>after an incredibly long battle I throw a meme-imbued dagger at him
>he dies
>drops key
>"where the fuck does this go?"
>I ask my friend onion, knowing he read all through the wiki
>"I swear to god I've never seen that before, it must be a new update or something"
>whatever, athletics to climb up on the slope
cont...

>>722738277
lurking..

Hehe.. thanks for the gold.

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>>722738277
cont

>I fail, but my buddy makes a bridge with construction magic
>fuckyes.jpg
>after a long hallway of stones, rocks and other clutter we make it to what seems like a door of some kind
>it's missing a keyhole
>try applying key anyways
>fail
>what felt like ages and 255 tries later
>door finally budges
>just had to put the key sideways, what the shit?
>the ground is shaking as the door opens to reveal a huge chamber filled with stalagmites hanging from the ceiling
>expect monsters, but noone's there, weird
>hear a noise from the far end of the cave
>onion tells me to ignore it, ignore him
>on the way I get less and less confident, onion never was the careful type, he always delves into risk right away
>sneaking, I approach the corner, it's empty
>want to communicate that to my partner
>he's not standing there anymore?
>that fucker told me he'd summon a protective sphere and now he's gone?
>draw sword of light
>further explore cave
>on a shaft down I see my friend standing in front of some insignias
cont...

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>>722739189
cont

>grab friend by the shoulder
>turn him around
>it's just a bunch of bones
>freak out
>knees shivering, arms spaghetti
>half-assedly hold my glowing sword into the darkness
>there seems to be something in there...
>after a while of staring, I realize that I've been staring at a pair of eyes this entire time
>drop my sword in the heat of the moment
>try to bail
>feel it following me
>experience the entirety of memes I knew and didn't ever get to know in one moment, even showing me memes from the near future
>turn around in a mixture of extacy and horror to see it's face
>at this point I knew it
>this is them
>this is the final boss
>still under shock, I speak the only fire spell I ever knew
>"Loop Zoop!"
>apparently I was too drunk from all those meme potions and didn't know what I was saying
>fire spell works anyways
...
>a bright flash wakes me up
>I am sitting in front of my PC
>4chan and pornhub are open on different tabs
>click on 4chan
>see the fire spell in the reply box
>"Error, you forgot to solve the CAPTCHA. Please try again"
that's when I realized I was an NPC

So how about you guys, how did you find out you're not the main character?

>>722739363
That story should have been longer

>>722739884
and less shit.

>>722739909
yeah