So almost every time when I've jerked off for the few months

i am skeptical

yeah..you got the psyshroom sperm

Put some sugar in it, give it some air. In a year, it will have more culture than the US

Don't really what to tell you to do with it, but I'd like to see a photo of the interior of the jar.

> Just curiosity :^)

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Eat it and give us a trip report if you survive

Put it on some toast mate

>>722734552
the fuck is that slug looking thing on the glass!?

you should bury the jar like ten feet underground before it breaks the fuck out and crawls back into your cock

>>722734772
thats psilocybe cubensis

But why?

>>722734622
>>722734700
>>722734822
>>722734833

THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD, SOMEONE GET TRIPS AND OP HAS TO EAT IT

>>722734900
YES KEEP GOING SOMEONE GET TRIPS

>>722734552
raise your children. be a good dad.

>>722734839
invitro pinning, birth that shit bro

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>>722734552
Cool story bro

>>722734552
we really need to see you eat it op

>>722734973
>>722734915
Fucking kek

>>722734986
Rekt
>>722734552

>>722734986
Wow what a fucking faggot, fuck you op

>funnel it into a water balloon
>pelt someone
>????
>profit

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Make a tea out of it

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>>722734552

I feel deeply sorry for all parents who raise their kids in this age.
Everywhere around the world, anons collect their filthy cum.

>They roll it into balls,
>drip into jars,
>cum into dustbins,
>socks,
>sister pussy,
>on the kitchen floor,
>in their pants and wear them for the rest of the day

You teenie cunts are fucking disgusting and giving each other the worst ideas.
Have some decency and consider your poor parents, who find this shit and are traumatized, BY THEIR - OWN - CHILD

Damnit OP why you gotta be a faggot

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>>722734622
>>722734700
>>722734822
>>722734833
>>722734900
>>722735011

>>722735011
This new


>>722734986
Also abandon fake thread. Wannabe autists cant get down with the real syndromes.

>>722734552
no timestamp?

EAT ALL OF IT

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That's not the actual picture I was too lazy to take one

>>722735421
Timestamp

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Here's the inside

>>722734552
give it to a woman you like. She'll be impressed.

>>722735421
That's a candle you twat

How do I timestanp on iphone

>>722735540
this jar is not
>almost full

>>722735553
give it to your mum to eat

>>722735421
Your laziness has cost you our trust.

Abandon thread for obvious fake...if you were too lazy to take a picture then you obviously would be to lazy to deliver ya' donkey.

>>722735607
>op is newfag

Write on piece of paper time and date and put next to cum jar

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>>722734822
The devil is stronger

>>722735421
dip nachos in whatever that thing is and eat it

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Here you twats

>>722735821
I like where this is going

make a sauce out of it.

>>722735821
Now drink it

>>722735821
Drink it

>>722735821
Drink it OP

>>722735821
anyone remember the story of a anon of jacked it and would spill his load on this wet towel, till one day he pulled the towel from under his bed and he found mushrooms sprouting.

Do you think this is safe to keep around a few more months?

>>722735821
drink it, rub it around your body

>>722735622
He's an optimist

>>722734900
roll

>>722735821
Trips and you make a Santa beard out of it on ur faic

>>722735821
I'm sorry for doubting you, how about a variation on a classic,
>put in a paper bag
>bag on disliked neighbors porch
>light bag
>knock on door
Lel at person as they realise it's not dog shit but still don't know what it is

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>>722735821
If trips OP has to drink it

>>722736588
this

Is it solid or gel-like?
Get a toothpick or something and put a wick in the middle, then sell it as a candle or give it to a relative as present.

>>722736646
So close

>>722735821

get some order in your madness, you moron.

>collect semen for a week
>always put in fridge
>put on craigslist
>"I'ma sellin mah semen to complete your diet"
>"One weeks harvest: 100$"
>"pick up anonymously at XXXX"
>"Has to be consumed on spot"
>get ski mask, darth vader voice
>make the deal
???
>afford college

>>722736678
kek

Trips and OP has found his new face mask

>>722736588
Hmmm interesting, that would be cool if I had enemies, but I'm more of a rogue troll. I was thinking about leaving it in s McDonald's bathroom or something

>>722736734
ROLL

>>722736758
>Apply to McDonalds
>Get job as "cook"
>Bring cum jar to work one day
>Dump cum in secret sauce
>???
>Profit

>>722736758
Is it gel like or liquid cause you can break it in the McDonalds bathroom

Put it in your back in your closet, start a new jar, show ever Christmas

You filthy animal.

>>722736840
normie

>>722736758
>rogue troll
autism**
>no enemies
Hey look, delusional too

>>722736877
no u

>>722736843
I dunno it stays kinda solid, it kinda films over the top and hardens, but I'm afraid to poke through the film

>>722736857
This OP. Become son of God, jizzus jr

>>722736858
You filthy normie

>>722736944
>>722736840

such a fucking boring idea

CUMSHROOM

>>722737014
Contribute something then you nigger

>>722737076

---> >>722736700

>>722737076
>>722737224

>inb4 "oh, you suck too!"

>>722734700
fucking good one i kek'd

>>722737224
Shittiest idea wont work

>>722737224
Shit idea
>>722737254
It does suck

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>>722737297
comments a greentext with
>Shittiest idea wont work

kys

OP is lying to all of us. This isn't his cum. It's the collection of spit he has created from all of the guys he blows. He never swallows and rushes into the other room to greedily spit their seed into the jar. Like a Jew taking a coin from a loved one. I'd say 35% of his collection is his mom's bf, 15% his High school bully and 50% the group of black guys down the street who hassle him on his way to the bus stop.

Maybe I can take it to a Sperm bank and video the reaction

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>>722737392

baby teenie boy detected
scratched ego

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>>722737437

pretty good !

>>722737419
so what? faggot

thats a silk worm you nigger

>>722737437
Do it

>>722737419
It does suck though
>>722737432
kek
>>722737455
>scratched ego
>mad that his idea was shit on

>>722737437
This

>>722734552
I used to grow shrooms... Thats a mycelium culture

>>722737437
This

>>722737574
>>722737474

samefagging

>McDonalds cum jar
>literally the first and lamest thought you could possibly have
>teenie scum detected

>>722737653
Story?

>>722737437

Yes do it OP

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>>722737686
Nice try
Your idea is still garbage

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>>722735821

>>722737437
>>722737711

Do it for these dubs

>>722737787

put cum in mcd hurr durr!
hahahaha cum in McD special sauce!
hahaha, get it? special sauce! hahahaha
hhaaa

hahahahaha, i can't even, hahahahahahahah!!!

so funny! I have to tell John and Eddy and dad and uncle frank!!! hahaha rofl so hard right now!

SPECIAL SAUCE hahahaa

Eat that

>>722737904
>Calls me a teen
>Rages like a child

Eat

>>722737904
lol urr idea still shit though

>>722737904
Kys

You're all fags. It's a jar of bacon fat I wasted your time on false lols.

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>>722737975

such a funny idea! To put the cum into a burger at McDonalds.
because you know, the semen, uhm, you eat and you dont realize. liek in the eminem video.
haha, the people eat your doo doo semen!
hahahahaha so good idea! i really laugh alone in my room now. so good idea, but i cant tell mommy, its not good to talk to mom about cum,

hahaha!

>>722738081
you fucking cunt

>>722738126
k

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>>722734552

I know i know! listen now OP

>go for a jobs at the mcdonalds restaurant
>doo a good job for a weeks
>then until you have a lot of your cum
>you put the cum into the mcdonalds burger
HAHAHAHA HGAHAHAA !!
>get it?
>the PEOPL will eat your cum and
>they DONT KNOW !!!
hahahahah so good idea!
I have best idea!!

>>722738126
>Mad that his idea was shat on
>Projecting

>>722738251
better post it on craiglist im sure a lot of people will want to buy it and drink it on the spot

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>>722737989
>>722737993

you see? ahahahaha is not rreally true!!!
he made the cat eat the semen, but the jar is bacon!
hahaha, the children make mold in jars for fun and the room stinks!
hahahaha HAHAH so good! so good ideas all the children have!
And they post on 4chans

>>722738081

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>>722734552
>So almost every time when I've jerked off for the few months I've dribbled some of my cum into a jar and left in my closet by the heater. The jar is almost full now and now I need suggestions on what to do with it, last time I opened it I almost died from the smell. Thoughts?
>Pic related

I guess you could sell that smell as a cologne.

Private No 1
Simply neckbeard

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>>722735821
Dubs and you put the jar in the microwave?

>>722737707
Nothing really to it
>be 20, experianced shrooms at a festival loved it so much.
>live in alaska so i couldn't find anymore after the festival, only heroine.
>read a bunch into it and its acually perfectly leagle to buy and sell mycelium of psychedelic mushrooms
>ordered some up. Started growing
> had all the shrooms i could want.
> set a side a week by myself. Tripped a whole week.
> halfway through i visited hell and told myself to keep eating shrooms to make it go back to the way it was
>after i came out from what had seemed like an eternity i never wanted to do any kind of drug again.
> made me enjoy being sober
> 25 now and i just now started drinking again.

>>722738126
>Being this autistic

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>>722738347
>>722738325

>Your idea is bad, lol!
>hahaha see?
>your idea is bad! you are STUPID
>see ?
>you are the stupid one, because my idea was very good! JAHAHAHHA

>>722738411
Do it OP

>>722738458
You'll grow up one day

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>>722738534

suggests putting cum in food at McD. calls out to others;
>You'll grow up one day
yfw

>>722738411
You know the drill, OP...

eat it

>>722738601
no

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That's not your cum, it's the Myzel of the mushrooms you're trying to grow there.
The black spots are some kind of special compund used to let mushrooms grow on.

Pic related, it's a growbox.

>>722734552
Put it in the heat register of someone you don't like.

>>722738423
Psychedelics have been used to treat people with addiction. I can see how it would work but i think you would need to keep taking psychedelics to stave off cravings.

>>722738411
*grabs popcorn*

just eat it alrdy fgt

>>722738411
Checked! OP must deliver.

Here's a link to my video of me eating it.
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>722738978
nice memme :DD

>>722738978
too obvious

>>722738978
nice try

Fuck off, let my thread die so I can think of a new one.

>>722739308
no

>>722739308
Loli thread?

Pour it out near a known crime scene. WCGW?

>>722739308

your mom and dad should've taken a walk instead of conceiving you.
RIP their freedom.

>>722739308
Keep the thread alive

BOIIII

>>722739699
>>722739377
>>722738655
>>722738522
>>722738411
>>722737966
>>722737711
>>722737455
>>722737288
>>722736944
>>722736877
>>722736733
>>722736700
>>722736588
>>722735622
>>722735522
>>722735011
>>722734900
>>722734833
>>722734822
>>722734622
>>722734700

i mean, wow

>>722734552
Stop checking your jars so often to bafoon, leave em in the dark nice and warm and check once evry 2.5 weeks. You got early sprots from checking so often, also no matter what when all your jars are ready do this op... Wash em under cold water, then put them in a container with ice water and ice cubes over night. Get your terrarium up to temp 76-78 works best, get your humidity up. In the morning take them out and roll em in dry verm. Put em in the terrarium and mist em down. The next day will be your first day of light. No matter what anyone says give them 23hrs dark 1hr light. This way they will grow 23hrs of the day. Mist and circulater terrarium air three times a day. If you do this you will get alot. When they stop producing clean the cakes and overnight cold water dip them abd dry verm roll them again and follow what I told you. You can get two runs out of those.

>>722734675
My thought exactly

>>722739308
ur a sick cunt m8

>>722739308
No u

Thread will be alive for hours

You pale in comparison to Lord and savior Jizzus

>>722735821
i feel ill, but trips and OP eats it

>>722734552
If I trips op will lick the container clean

>>722734552
That's a jar that a magic mushroom is growing in. I saw it on a mushroom growing forum. OP is a fag

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>>722741184
keep thread breathing, fags

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this is what you gonna do, and read carefully
>dry that shit, dont know how you gonna do it, you gota get a shitload of cumdust
>when it's completely dust, you gonna find the recipe for smoke bombs, i will provide it, but if it's old, search the new one
>now, into the recipe, you gonna add your cummies dust
>go to the school, a public library or any public and closed place
>ignite you smoke bomb and get the hell outta there
>everyone on that place will be breathing your cum and had some in their lungs by the end of the day

>>722735821
I legit gagged thinking about the spell

>>722742838
Is that picture real or a troll?

>>722743106
don't know, don't care, let op discover that by himself

can someone start collecting their smegma and roll it into a big ball or something