What is the meanest thing you've ever done to a girl, /b/?

>cant see shit on her
>covered by notepad

who the fuck would share this? its not even fap material

nice... expose her with a cock in her mouth.

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Went to her abortion clinic and retrieved her fetus from the dumpster , then wrapped it up in a heart shaped candy box and gave it to her on Valentine's day.

>>722734746
bullfuckingshit

>>722734602
Um, she's got come all over her face, faggot. But your point is well taken. Next time I will make sure at least one of her holes is exposed.

Thread has potential. Bump

>>722735034
cum doesnt do any good if her holes are covered she could easily claim it was photoshopped

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Read her journals, catfished her, fucked her ass, fucked her sister, kept her bullshit artsy nudes.

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>>722734483
>gf of four years is photography hobbyist
>go to Las Vegas
>i wanted to visit dildo museum but she got most of the itinerary to herself to take pics of famous buildings
>i followed her in her photography walk and groaned and whined the whole time
>eventually it's too late to visit museum
>said she can be a really shitty human being sometimes
>she tries to ignore me but starts crying
>she pretty much never cries
>i had no idea that would have such an impact
it isn't as edgy as some people here will say they did, but I still feel awful for that. I mean we have our fights and we throw out insults from time to time but I've never made her cry like that before. I think she really cares a lot about my opinion of her.

>>722734746
That is pretty mean...wait...how did you inow it was *her* abortion? Don't they all look the same?

>>722735173
She has nice tits. I'll bet fucking her in the ass was fun.

got my dick sucked from her after i fucked her best friend (no rubber)

>>722734483
Grudge Fuck. It is an art form.

>>722735173
Any juicy tidbidts from her journal you would like to share?

>>722735185
>how did you inow it was *her* abortion? Don't they all look the same?
Yeah but he knew what her cooter tasted like, so he was able to taste test them all and figure which one came out of his GF's baby chute.

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>>722735249
It was. But she was a crazy SJW before that was even a thing. I was terrible to her and she kept coming back for more. Gotta love those low self esteem girls...

>>722735034
>faps to some other guy's cum
Faggot

>>722735173
>catfished her
Stop justifying the fact this hippo catfished YOU kek

>>722735173
Nice slam pig

>>722734746

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

They don't dump it in the dumpster you fucking underage b&

>>722734483

creampied after she asked me not to because she was going straight home to her husband.

love sluts.

>>722735456
It was ages ago, so there isn't anything I really remember. Lots of teenage angst and "I would do anything for a man that accepts me, blah, blah, blah...". Ranting about her parents, wanting to get fucked up, jealous of her little sister...

>>722735176
Why didn't you make her have a private dildo show instead. Problem solved.

Convinced a girl I was dating that she would want a three way, moved the third girl in with me and her. Isolated her from all of her friends and convinced her she wanted to give up her bank cards and car key. Not sure what to do next, any suggestions?

>>722735765
Nah.. they send them to the lizard people

>>722735176
So apolgize. it sounds like she was thoughtless, not being an asshole. Also, share her nudes. It will make you feel better.

>>722735915
Tell her who you really are and tell her to stay the fuck away from you. Or post nudes. Your choice.

>>722735576
SJWs who take it up the ass are my fetish. Do you have any orher pics of her? Any clothed pics? Can you describe what it was like to fuck her ass? Did she squirm orr complain? Or did she like it?

>>722735915
convince her she wants to live in a cage and give up her freedoms to you even if only when not at work and slowly wittle away till its fulltime and then starts the puppy girl training

>>722735260
Wow. What did she do to you? Or did you just feel like doing something that shitty to her?

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>>722735173
Wow that's fucking gross

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>>722736230
Just more of these shit tier things. As far as the ass fucked king went, she really enjoyed it. She was an ass virgin before I came along, too. I made her talk dirty while I was doing it, which she hated.

>>722736664
how the fuck did you get&maintain a hard one??
Viagra?
paper bag over her head??

>>722736664
What did you make her say, anon?

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>>722735948
I did and we had a long talk about the situation, but it still bugs me from time to time. I had no idea she gave two shits about my opinions.
>post nudes
Nah, but she looks sort of like this chick. Smaller, younger and with darker hair though. She's cute in a jew-y way.

hit my girlfriend so hard in the head around 2 years ago, she still has migraines
we're still together. fucked her good yesterday, too
we're both mental

>>722736839
I have low standards. Also, I'm turned on by the low self esteem girls that'll let you treat them bad.

>>722736950
you NEED to tie the bitch up and fuck her till she knows who is boss

>made a chick commit suicide in high school
I bullied her with anonymous notes in her locker and spreading shooped nudes, until she lost her sanity and had a nervous breakdown in school. one week later she jumped in front of a train.
>it was pretty funny

>>722737075
haha amen dude. we're going to a hotel this sunday, probably going to bring a few belts
cheers man

>>722736888
Mostly just how much she liked cock in her ass and how her ass was full of my cock. Nothing too creative. But I did make her say "cunt" a lot. She hated that, but it also made her fuck harder. SJWs, there's no figuring them out...

Nice trips.

got a girl to tell me she loved me then sent screenshots to her husband. she's currently homeless and alone

>>722737133
You're an asshole

>>722737233
that's justice, dude. you did a good thing
>>722737133
hahaha cheers bud

>>722737282
and you're a pussy

>>722734483
Is there more pics where OP's pic came from?

Cum in her food

>>722737389
or a decent human

>>722735893
You should fuck her in the ass tonight. And right in the middle start reading from her shitty teenage journal. That would humiliate the hell out of her.

>>722737489
nope just a pussy

>>722736664
Is that a scar or just a terrible horrible stretch mark?

>>722734483
Used her for sex and pretended to be in a relationship with her

>>722734483
Not fall in love back.

>>722737336
damn straight. i still hang out with her ex-husband, we like to have a good laugh at her current station in life

>>722737604
Terrible horrible stretch mark. Tell a girl you think that's sexy and makes her unique, and she'll suck your cock after it's been in her ass.

Back in winter of 2014 (Michigan), I was dating this girl for about three or four months. Things were going okay, the sex was nice but then she started getting really weird and clingy. She came to my house one day cussing me out and saying I don't commit enough to her, then started making fun of my little brother who is literally autistic. I went outside and grabbed a really big ass block of ice and smashed it into her forehead, it shattered on contact and she immediately fell down unconscious. I just left her outside there, she woke up about a half hour later and left.

>>722737836
justice was served

>>722737836
nice dude. what was the aftermath? any backlash?

I loaded up insults for a rainy day. I had a passing thought that she resembled >Shrek.

When the breakup came I pushed the >Shrek angle hard.

Poor girl. I bet she is glad >Shrek isn't on such heavy rotation in the media any more.

> Aye, >Shrek was literally my life and my love.

> :^Q

My ex slowly turned into a junkie. She would black the fuck out. I'd try to wake her up, but never could. So I started pinching her nipples when she was really out of it. Hard. Really hard! Twisting pulling, just abusing the shit out of them. She never woke up from it, never complained of being sore.

I kinda feel bad, but I was angry all the time and it was so fucking hot to jerk off while hurting her.

>>722738094
Her brother came over the next day trying to start a fight with me, but in reality he is sort of scared of me. I'm not really a big guy but I can hold myself, and he knew it at that time. He just wanted to seem big in front of his sister but he never actually did anything.

>>722734483
Nudes?

Intentionally got my girlfriend pregnant before breaking up with her. Wanted to fell like I "owned" her. I regret it.

>>722738371
Your fucking paycheck regrets it.

>>722737605
this for 3 years

>>722738727
Nope, no child support. She's a good girl and very self sufficient. I loved her so much and didn't want to give her up so I figured "I'll just get you pregnant and you're mine forever".

Now I just visit once a week or so. We still bang, I still fuck other girls, and I get to see my kid here and there.

Such is life as a 23 year old college dropout

Dated a chick for 3 years in high school broke up with her on New Years and when she asked why I said new year new me. Then fucked her coworkers.

>>722737282
actually, she had bullied me for a long time, and i took revenge. chicks are easy to manipulate & are easily triggered, so i though why the hell not and did it for the lulz.
>if you fuck with the tiger, you get the bite

>>722738851
I wish I was 23

>>722737460
Don't think so...sorry, pic was pulled from an exposure fetish tumblr.

>>722735915
Get her to become a whore, and be her pimp.

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>>722738836

concealed my autism when she flirted with me, enabling me to take full advantage of her and kiss her in font of other people for a whole week.

>>722739347
if she didn't want to do it why did she keep sending photos

moar OP

>>722738836
Those paint roller eyebrows

>>722738836
no one is "making her" do that

fucking pussy

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>>722739347
>>722739451
Blackmails a bitch anon

>>722739534
what did you blackmail her with lol

>>722737605
How do you know she wasting just using you?

>>722739534
What did she need?

>>722739534
i like her face tho

>>722735576
And you still came out on the losing side of that equation. That disgusting landwhale got some dick.

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>>722739534
Blackmailed for boobs that's all that's important

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>>722737133
Kek

I made a girl my girlfriend, and emotionally abuse her almost every day.

>>722734483
Called her a horrible person and a filthy whore

Told a virgin she wasnt worth it

>>722739933
Yeah. You didn't blackmail her. She was playing coy. No one gets blackmailed for boobs. Too bad you were too big of a pussy to get some nice ass.

>>722739933
Why doesn't she want to send pics? Did you tell her you were going to share them?

>>722739914
Maybe so. I am glad I'm past that stage in life and have raised my standards.

>>722738851
Kek She's a retard for not making your bum ass pay child suport

>>722740051
>>722740058
The first step in a long plan my friends

>>722736664
Moar?

>>722740209
What's the end result of this plan?

>>722737133
Kek I wish I could do something like this.

>>722737489
Get out moralfag

>>722740415
It doesn't seem too hard. Just anonymously tell a girl hateful things. Make sure she's very insecure.

>>722736938
You're a couple, of course she values your opinion you stupid nigger.

>>722737836
Sounds like you might have a little touch of the autism too.

>>722737836
Tards are funny. You assaulted one of /our girls/

I once jumped on a chick that cheated on my brother and broke both her legs. Was in highschool.

ITT: roleplay retards

>>722739933
Moar?

>>722739933
Any more?

Convinced an ex to cheat on her fiance with me after they had a couple fights. Banged her in the back seat of my car, pulled out, but I lied and said I was too slow and came a little inside her so she'd worry after. So about a month later she's pregnant and is convinced it's probably mine. I know it's not but I say nothing and she aborts it.

I mad dis bitch kill her husbands child. I'd do it again too.

>>722739933
the fuck with those eyebrows

Savage

>>722734483
I married her and ruined her life HA HA HA HA she thought I was gonna take care of her, I live off her, she pays for everything, needs two jobs to buy my beer , weed and vidya

>>722735173
When you were done did you say "Glad I went piggin'."?

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> doing the suicide prevention thing
> talking anonymously to 14yo girl
> she is 99% going to follow through
> break protocol and go to meet her in person
> she's chubby, a hard 4/10, and not too bright
> kinda agree that life will be pain for her
> she doesn't want to off herself as a virgin
> I jokingly offer to fix that.. She accepts
> oh god.. What have I done.
> pity fuck her and blow in her mouth
> quit doing suicide prevention
> creep her fb page for weeks
> welp.. She's dead now.

Doesn't matter.. Had sex.
Was maaaybe slightly better than jerking off.

>>722742394
Shit my dood

>>722734483
Got a blowjob from this dude's sister. Him and I don't get along. I filmed it on my phone. I busted my load on her face. When she was cleaning up I texted her the video, saved it on her phone and then texted her brother the video from her phone.

>>722742888
Give us her fb

>>722734483
told my gf her face was killing my boners, made her put a paper bag over head and fucked in the ass while she cried. Best nut ever. But ended the relationship, kinda miss her.

>>722734483
At my time at college, I (we) gangbanged a lot of stupid drunk bitches at fraternities parties. Good times.

>>722742888
You make the world a better place.

>>722734483
Fingered her asshole knuckle deep for like 10 minutes, then had her suck on my finger while I fucked her ass. "Was that finger in my butt?? :("

there was a pregnant vp when i was in high school so i walked up to her and asked
>what's 14 inches long and blue?
>she starts to say eww
>i say crib death

after a moment of silence i got lunch went to detention and spent the rest of the day reading good omens

feels good man

>>722742888
My greatest regret of late is that i don't know where those sorts go these days, with the size of the internet knowing where the suicidal teens, and youths go only gets harder

>>722742954

I'm a monster.. Not a retard. No fb for you.

I want to be lauren mayberry's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>722740209
Fucking stop being cryptic and tell us, faggot.

>>722738851
>Thread nigger detected

>>722737604
Scar from the harpoon

>>722734746
Literally retarded for thinking that up

>>722735034
>come

>>722737836
Kek story sounds like my buddy. Are you from GR by chance?

when i was 16 i was dating this 13 yo grill with an 11 yo sister. i would sneak in at night at night to pound out gf and then pretend to sneak out. instead i went to her sisters room and had a turn with her. youth well spent

>>722738851
>nigger
>actually fucking retarded for this

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>>722740295
>>722742848
>>722743763
I love that you fucks are still talking about her...

>>722744010
>fucking a 13 year old
Gross

Does sexually assaulting a stranger count?

>>722744139
She looks like a middle aged woman that works at a wendies drive-thru and calls you sweety while handing you your food

>>722734483

Married her and impregnated her (twice)
Bitch is WRECKED

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>>722737133
lel, did you ever get in trouble?

>>722734483
Went out with a girl in highschool that was a pretty horrible lay. Took her v-card and she got clingy as fuck, ended up breaking up with her and she would pay me in drugs to fuck her still. One time I set up my webcam with PC screen off and video taped me fucking her doggy style, then pulled out and stuck it in her ass. She freaked out and pulled away, cried, etc. Showed the video to all my buddy's. Good times.

>>722735666
Devil trips confirm anon is a faggot

>>722744261
No but she should've spoken to trained professionals

>>722744139
You're the one who fucked her, k?

>>722744140
you think that's fucked up she told me her first was her dad

Met a woman online
Made her move to my country
Immediately ditched her for the luls

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>>722734483
you're so bad in bed, your dad only molested you o̲n̲c̲e̲

>>722737836
What city? She seriously didn't report you to the police

>>722744010
Kinky

Cheated and lied to all 4 girls about being single. Besides the one that I was actually in a relationship with

Found out my ex was being pimped out by one of her exes for meth and cash and I convinced her to let him keep doing whenever she would try to get out of it.

>>722739933
Please please more

>>722744444

>>722744638
I Proposed to 4 girls in the same night. 3 said yes. The only one I wanted to marry said no.

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Made her do THIS

Got my best friends wife pregnant and convinced her to lie to him about the kid being his.

>>722734483

I told her bf she cheated on him with me on christmas morning.

>>722734810
duh

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>>722744010

How could you?
The thought of taking your cock from a 13yo girl.. Still covered in her juices.
Then using those juices as lube to stuff your cock inside her 11yo little sister.
Disgusting person you are.
Cumming in tight hebe sisters..
Pfft.. Despicable.

>>722744139
Quit being such an edgy faggot, faggot.

>>722742896
Pics?

>>722744010
Yeah, that definitely happened.

slap her

(it was my mom btw)

>>722735034
>Come

Get off of the school computer and get back to class.

fucked my step dad while my mom was asleep. An hour later she sucked his cock clean.
Sorry mom.

Started rumors about a girl in high school. She started cutting herself

>>722746042
Why? Was he hot

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this picture

>>722743007
She couldn't be that ugly, right? Riiiiiiight?

>>722735173
gross

gang raped friends little sister countless times.
broke her. she still comes back to hang out but she doesn't fuck her brothers anymore

>>722746042
Suck me off too bitch

told this semi autistic girl who had a 143 iq or some shit to fuck off even though she was obviously in love with me. id have probably already had sex if i didnt do that but hindsight is a wonderful thing right

>>722746086
I was 16 and hated my mother like many teenagers do. He wasnt hot

>>722734483
rape
>story time?

>>722744993
moar?

>>722746188
Nice dubs. So does he still try to get you to plow?

>>722742580
lol exactly what an ugly cunt

Uhm...let's see...i closed my little sis in the wardrobe for about un hour...
That's it i guess?
Oh, and i broke one of my classmate's teeth with a punch in high school.

>>722746287
nope. I sometimes flirt with him, but wouldnt go any further. He acts like it never happened

>>722744993
Nice. Moar please?

>>722746349
You're totally torturing him. You should keep doing it.

>>722746349
please tell me you atleast have a vagina and you arent another fucking faggot

basically implied to my ex gf that i thought she was ugly. She was really nice personality wise and we had a good relationship but she lived a couple towns away so we didn see each other much so we mutually broke up but were still friends. a couple months later she wanted me to hook her up with one of my friends but i told her he probably wouldnt do it "because he is shallow."
>wtf is that suppose to mean??

Lies to a girl and told her she was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen
Bumping ego is bad when it's false

>>722746478
>I was 16 and hated my mother

That's almost exclusively girl shit.

>>722737133
You're fake noos

>>722735666
Satan never disappoints
Fapping to girls getting fucked by other dudes, girls doing anything with some dudes dick is 100% cuck and borderline homo
The reason your dad and grandad weren't flaming faggots is because they didn't watch as other men fucked women
They either fucked women themselves or looked at nudes

>>722735185
Racist

>>722742580
I want to fuck those eyebrows

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>>722746096

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>>722734483
>be me
>22 years old
>met this girl at a bar
>took her home
>fucked
>didn't call her until a whole day after
>mfw

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>>722746988

>>722747055
Nice! Keep dumping. Are they all together somewhere?

When I was 17 I started dating this chick who was 21. She was maybe 5/10 at the time, but I was no prize either so w/e. We were together for 3 years, and even had an apartment together for about 6 months. I was really naive and I thought I was in love.

She had this habit of occasionally flipping out about her life (very little to do with me) and staying with her mom across the state for weeks at a time.

Towards the end of the relationship, she told me she was going to move down with her mom permanently. The plan was that once she had some money saved up, I would go down and find work and be with her.

As soon as she left, I started really thinking about it for the first time. It started to make me mad how she would always bail and leave me alone expecting me to wait for her. I stopped answering her calls. I was 20 at this point.

I met a 15 year old who was 9/10 and we started dating. She worshiped me. How I felt about this one convinced me even further that I never loved the first one. I never told the first chick.

One day, she drove all the way back here (it's like 300 miles) to see me. She stayed up here for like a week and I just let all her calls go to voicemail. 15 yr old's parents were letting me stay at their farm for a few weeks at the time.

I went to the grocery store with 15 yr old one night, and we ran into the first chick. She tried to talk to me, but I just ignored her and walked away with 9/10 chick on my arm.

>>722747118
poringa net/posts/imagenes/2849399/Pendex-amatute-18.html

all of rebecca is here

Put her pics on here.

Girl is my gf.

Pics got spread

She teaches little children for fuck sake

>>722735176
I've found that usually when a girl tells you she's a bitch or a terrible person, despite the fact that you might not find anything indicating that they will usually prove it in the end.
Usually by dropping you like a lead balloon and never telling you what the fuck happened
t. found a really awesome chick who I gladly would have lived with the rest of my life despite hating the idea of being married or being with a girl longer than 2 years and a week after the god Emperor was elected she just stopped me and I never got an answer

>>722744139
Her name start with L?

>>722735915
Make her your fuckslave obviously

>>722734483
I said "Hi" to her.

>>722737133
>Mfw people would think your a monster
>Mfw they don't get angry at her father for being such a shit parent that he didn't teach his little girl to not be a whiny little cunt and have a pair of balls

>>722747374
may have fled the country to escape the inevitable doom that comes from GE insulting iranian military commanders to their face

>>722747374
gf of 8 years did this to me 2 weeks ago.

If they tell you they're a shitty person, listen, they might just be one.

>>722734483
I inadvertently ruined my sisters life completely.

>>722747591
>Mfw her father also failed to support her, care for her or make her feel loved enough to help counter the letters, likely claimed had no idea there was anything wrong and that it was a shock,

Remember, despite what the world likes to say there are worse things than having loving sex with your daughter, like say neglect resulting in suicide!

>>722747404
Yes, actually...

>>722747796
TELL ME!
I MUST KNOW MORE!

>>722735176
>the dildo museum
Why visit when you can look in the mirror
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

>>722746222
Yes, if you have a story then please do tell

Called her fat

>>722738836
I hate this meme
Fuck Snapchat

>>722747844
HHAHHAHHAAAHHHAAAHAHHAHHHAHHAAAAHHhhhHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAAHAahaaaaaAAHAAAHHAHHAAAAHAAHHAAAAAHA

>raped a girl once and fucked over any possible future relationships she may have
>she a whore now
>been two years since the incident and her body county tripled
>texts me that she still wants the dick??
>tells me she cant love anyone else since i fucked her over
>feelsgoodman

>>722748027
do you at least have the sense to not only put the dick to use on her but be her pimp charging her for access to the D?

>>722747968
HHAHHAHHAAAHHHAAAHAHHAHHHAHHAAAAHHhhhHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAAHAahaaaaaAAHAAAHHAHHAAAAHAAHHAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAAAHHHAAAHAHHAHHHAHHAAAAHHhhhHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAAHAahaaaaaAAHAAAHHAHHAAAAHAAHHAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAAAHHHAAAHAHHAHHHAHHAAAAHHhhhHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAAHAahaaaaaAAHAAAHHAHHAAAAHAAHHAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAAAHHHAAAHAHHAHHHAHHAAAAHHhhhHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAAHAahaaaaaAAHAAAHHAHHAAAAHAAHHAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAAAHHHAAAHAHHAHHHAHHAAAAHHhhhHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAAHAahaaaaaAAHAAAHHAHHAAAAHAAHHAAAAAHA

Once I fucked a chick in my bed and made her sleep on the couch in the living room.

>>722747017
You monster

>>722748027
>>722748207

don't forget to fucking record and post or it didn't happen

>>722747836
Ok
>be 16
>she be 15
>fap to porn at least 4 times a day
>be at home after school playing on wet pussy games
>didnt know sis was home too
>she comes in my room mid fap
>cover up with sheet but forget about laptop
>she sees computer and asks what im doing
>answer honestly, explain that guys get horny sometimes and have to jack off to make it go away
>she says well sometimes girls get horny too..
>asks me what she should do about it.

>>722747810
I maybe know her, I'd like to find out.
She in SoCal?

>>722748551
so you got on the floor and walked the dinosaur, either post the full thing in 1 shot or accept we can see fake a mile away.

>>722735915

Take pics of her and the other girl fucking. Try to get them to fist each other.

>>722748596
What do you think her name is?

>>722748551
Help a girl out

I tricked a girl into thinking she was blackmailed and got her to keep sending me nudes and videos. I made her pour her own piss over her head and take a shower with it on film.

>>722748639
Get her to sign over her various rights, convince her that without you she is nothing, get both girls totally needing you, possibly start spiking them with something addictive incase they try to get smart.

Later get her to go out and seduce younger girls for you to fuck, because she needs you to be happy and you want new holes to fuck.

>>722748773
that shit is getting SO hard to do, any ideas of currently popular chat/social systems we can restart doing that on?

>>722748680
Lexie or Leslie, one of the 2 cuz i always get it mixed up

>>722748909
Nope, sorry. Also, she's from Maine. Or was back then...

>>722744001
>>722745938
"Come" is a perfectly acceptable way of writing it. In fact, this use of the word predates "cum". If anything this anon is too old to be here, not too young.

>>722748551
>>722748632
Fuck off nigga shit aint pretyped. No dinos i promise

>look up video for solo girls cumming
>she watches and asks me if its ok if she tries it
>say i dont care as long as she doesnt mind if i jack off
>we masturbate together. I watch her more than the video.
>her body tenses up and she begins to thrash in orgasm
>seeing this sets me off i explode everwhere and get most of it on her thigh
>she says its warm and she likes it on her skin
>asks if i shoot every time
>explain how it only wont if ive already cum a few times
>ok thanks for teaching me anon.
She leaves and i fap again

>>722748999
Alright all good.
>nice trips homie

>>722739933
Quit lying you little fuck
That's Sadicatt she makes and sells her own ameture porn

I don't know if this classifies as the meanest but it was the one I remember most because of the reaction it got.
When I was in elementary school I was trying to sit next to my friends at the lunch table and I told a girl "move over fatty". We were in 6th grade so I wasn't aware of girls being sensitive about that kind of shit. Apparently she tossed her lunch in the garbage, locked herself in a stall and put her fingers down her throat to start throwing up. All the girls from the 6th grade started yelling at me about shit and I got taken to the principal's office until my dad got there but they didn't tell him exactly what happened. So we are sitting with the principal, a couple teachers and counselors when they tell him I called a girl fat. He says something along the lines of "you had me leave work for this? He doesn't even have hair on his nuts yet he doesn't know a damn thing about how crazy women are." He took me out early and we got lunch and he explained to me that I will drive myself mad trying to understand women so it's better that I just leave them be

>>722742394
Revenge is a dish best served cold on an abortion clinic operating table

>>722744993
You that guy with obsessive gf?

>>722744259
>Married her and impregnated her (twice)
>Bitch is WRECKED
Goddamn, we had three, that shit is so loose now. Fortunately she is into anal

>>722746222
Yes.

>>722735176
You emotionally abused her. If anything she cares less about your opinion now.

>>722749233

Solid advice from your pops.

>>722749233
i wish i had your dad

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>>722747633
No she actually likes the emperor and is a huge patriot
Which really pisses me off because those are not easy to find

>>722749233
thats solid dad advice!

>>722747661
Amen

>>722746967
Zozzle

>>722749084
More??!

>>722744139
She's not bad, anon. I would have sex with her.

>>722749084
Next day after school
>she comes back in my room and asks if we can watch porn again
>set up and we get going
>this time i ask if i can touch her
>why.jpg
>Explain that it feels better if someone else does it to you
>she agrees but only if she can touch me
>we masturbate each other and cum together
>this continues for like 2 weeks
>now at this point she's seen every kind of porn
>get brave and ask if she'll try blowing me
>idk anon i think that may be going to far...
>explain that only people who love each other do this kind of stuff. And borthers and sisters love each other.
>she agrees and takes my cock into her mouth
Sorry its so slowy phone is being stupid

>>722749233
dude same thing happened to me, wtf

>>722750156
if bestiality is your kinda thing...

>>722746988
Any facial pics in there? If so, can we see them?

I fucked a chick behind the bar two nights ago. I blew a load in her, got up, and tossed her a 20 before she'd even cleaned up.

"Thanks for the ride"

>>722749233
I like your dad
Can I have his number so we can glass each other?

>>722734483
>What is the meanest thing you've ever done to a girl, /b/?

got black out drunk and beat the shit out of her

>>722734483

i cheated on her four times in a week then told her, then she told me she was pregnant,

>>722750391
>kys

>>722750244
Holy fuck, you normalized it for your sister, she's going to tell your parents (in past tense, I'm just predicting what probably happened), you fucking idiot.

>>722746096
Holy fuck, I know her
Her entire family in fact.

>>722750244
>pretty standard non deepthroar bj ensues
>enjoy though because ota the only thing besides hand thats been on my cock
>sis eventually gets tired and asks to stop
>ok but i still havent cum
>sis has DD tits already and still growing
>lets me fuck her tits from above
>eventually blow load all over her tits
>she goes and i go to sleep

>>722750512
Now you now her better

>>722747478
Creep

>>722737945
Just-ICE was served.

This girl broke up with my best friend and she was telling everyone the details of their breakup. So I posted her phone number on here and told people to give her hell. They did, and she freaked the fuck out and had lots of mental breakdowns over the course of the following couple weeks. I texted her and told her to not tell everyone about the breakup, and she blamed the post on here on me. I made up a story and said that a cousin was over at my house and saw me texting her and posted her number. She fuckin bought it, and a few months later she fell hopelessly in love with me. I couldn't date her knowing she was my best friends ex (who was still hung up on her) and knowing what I did. She tried to date me up until about 3 or 4 months ago. In hindsight I wish I dated her because she somehow got hotter after she lost interest in me. Has a phenomenal ass, face, chest, and apparently gives great head according to sources. Riperino.

>>722734483
I made a girl I don't know personally think she's gods gift to the world because she's "pretty"

>>722741380
Mfw my boyfriends autistic brother breaks both my legs

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>>722738246
This one girl I know keeps passing out in front of me. We are talking and she will just pass out if I talk longer than 5 mins. Out cold. She WILL wake up and start talking again like nothing happens if I wake her soon, but otherwise she will go out like a light after 5 mins of sleeping. I think she said she takes suboxine strips or something.

Like you, I had some fun with it, too. Came on her face, wiped some off, woke her up and told her she drolked on her shirt, stuff like that.

I pretty much treat her like shit and she tells me she loves me, but she's a lying slut and likes to be treated like one. I think I made her cry and then suck my dick once, rubbed the tears off of face with my dick and had her taste them. Then I choked her until she almost passed out while she road me. I came super fast.

I don't know if it's mean if she likes it, but it just makes me get meaner. I have to chill or I'll become a psycho.

>>722734483
>I was fucking this married woman I met online.
>Found out she was fucking another guy on the side too.
>Got jealous.
>Made multiple profiles using her pic
>"Horny and want to fuck and be used by multiple men at a time while my husband watches."
>Gave out her home phone number freely
>Their phone is ringing off the hook
>Hubby answers bulk of calls, guys tell him they heard she's a good little whore
>Her husband beats the shit out of her with the phone
Don't cheat on me.

>>722750559
got a computer so should be faster now
>over the next few weeks when we are alone, we just walk around naked
>we start taking showers together, help each other cum
>it's like being sex buddies/roommates with my sis
>one day before school, taking morning shower with her
>she starts blowing me
>she has gotten significantly better and can take about 3/4 of my cock
>enjoying sensations when suddenly noise outside
>hear mom shout "turns out I'm off work today
>trapt in shower with sis
>tell sis to shout to mom that i had already left for school
>she does
>mom goes in her room
>sis gets out of shower and goes to hers
>try to be sneaky and get to my room
>as soon as i open the bathroom door theres mom
>FUCK
>she puts two and two together
>WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU BOTH DOING IN THE SHOWER?
>try and explain
>come up with excuse that we only showered together so we could both sleep in before school.
>mom still angry but buys it and sends me on to school
>spend all day nervous AF wondering whats gonna happen

>>722744261
No because he's lying for attention.

>>722735173
>>722735576
>>722736664
I don't think this is a tard thread.

I went out with a chick in high school. She was too shy to ever do anything, so for the 2 years I was with her, we never did anything. I didn't get to the bases, I didn't do shit. Bored and frustrated, I lost hope in her. I stayed with her until I found someone better which didn't happen when i was with her.
She moved away to Florida, abandoned me and had be believe that she was coming back one day and we could continue our relationship. I drove her to depression and amidst suicide.. I wish this bitch would've ended her life. Fucking waste of life. Broke up with her new years of 2015 (going to 2016).

Be me now, 21, happy in what could be as close as to a perfect relationship as possible.. I haven't said this story to anyone. I still really hate that bitch but the feelings have moved and i don't think about that bitch anymore. She really drove me into a dark hole.

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>>722751164
MORE

>>722743488
Lauren, Idon't know who you are. I don't know what you are doing in this minute...but I feel very sorry for you.

>>722735915

Suicide. My sister dated a guy like you. Ask me what happened to him.

>>722751164
>get home and mom dad and sis are in living room
>all around me are serious faces
>brother is over at friends house
>sit down anon we need to talk
>sis told them every thing
>BUT told them i made her do everything against her will
>OH HELL NO.jpg
>deny every bit of it say we only showered and touched because we were curious
>start crying because get told they were gonna take sis away and tell cops
>beg them to believe me that i didn't force her to do anything
>in the end they send her to my aunts for the summer and separate us for a while.
>we pretend like it never happened sis comes back, life goes on
now here's where the down fall of my sis begins
flash forward a few years
>be in navy
>sis is in college
>mom and dad telling me she's going wild
>ask me to talk to her
>find out she's basically in a sex club
>group of people at college who just fuck each other
>has a gf who is also her dominatrix makes her do things like blow bangs and general sluttiness
>tell her she needs to stop before it gets worse
>why would i stop its my body etc. feminazi logic etc. etc.
>it's all your fault I'm like this any way, you raped me when i was a kid and mom and dad did nothing about it
>call her out on her bs saying we were just dumb kids and i never made her do shit
>she hangs up
>never hear from her till 6 months later
>she's married
>never told anyone just got hitched at 19
>guy is 35
>parents hate him

Give birth to her.

>>722744140
>Gross
I know, right? 12 is the oldest I'd fuck.

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>>722751996
>epic roast of your child

Kys pls

>>722735173
Yeah but was it worth fucking a whale??

>>722751951
I was correct in my prediction. You didn't force her per se, but it seems like you were a bit pushy, however, these are things she wanted to do and she just didn't want to feel like a slut for doing it, so she blamed you for it.

>>722734746
ridiculous, can't happen. Human tissue is burnt.

>>722750512
Send her the pics

>>722734483
told her I'd be gentle

>>722745517
THAT BITCH HAS TWO HEADS

>>722751951
>parents get a call one day
>dudes ex wife
>find out he's still technically married to her
>state won't press charges unless sister will
>find out he is an abuser
>has multiple "wives" who he would beat and have go have sex with other men and describe it or record it.
>sis doesn't believe any of it despite her marriage being polyamorous.
>cuts off entire family for "trying to shame her and her husband."
>sis also had a kid with the guy.
and that's about all I know now.

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>>722752070
>Completely misses the joke.

>>722752113
yep, she's now a tumblrite and wants to just be a victim rather than take her part of the blame.

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>>722734746

> ex and I broke up, still on lease
> two bedroom place, whatever
> one night she's drunk, says she just wants to fuck
> I say no, really don't like her
> she gets pissed
> I get pissed
> I say ok
> we fuck
> pull out, cum on her face

She was PISSED. Worth it.

>>722736664
I like your style and I'm glad she did as well :)

>>722736938
She's the right kind of thick, proud of you OP.

>>722752425
Obviously I meant anon. AW JESUS.

>>722752255
>the irony of your statement

Me too, /b/ro. It was a good, terrible joke.

>>722738836
"Are you really going to make me do this thing that I'm actually begging you to tell me to do."

>>722745172
Why, that ruined his Christmas too

>>722739534
If she wasn't at least a little bit turned on by the idea she wouldn't have drug it out like that. She'll never admit it to herself but there's a part of her that liked it.

>>722744139
Was she from NC looks like someone from my university

>>722752084
Sure was. She was stupid and I treated her like it. Enough said...

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>>722737133
MFW people actually believe this autistic shit

>>722739933
>Is this all you wanted?
Yep, She was enjoying the attention.

>>722745055
This asks for the worst thing you did to a girl, not your best friend you fucking piece of shit

>>722752727
No. Maine.

>>722735034
>um
>come
you are just the worst

>>722752212
great story anon, thanks for sharing

i don't know if this is mean but i have lied a lot of girls like tellin em "love you" when i didnt feel a single thing

>>722752846
yep now i hate her tbh. kinda pissed i didn't actually fuck her as a kid and really fucked her up

>>722752939
Does saying that help you get them to stay longer with you?

This shit: https://www.quiz-maker.com/Q3WMFM2

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>>722752212
Anon your dick turned your sister into a feminist. I hope you're fucking proud of yourself.

>>722742888
LOL except for the fact that she was a minor that's actually pretty fucking funny.

>>722744731
Do you still talk to That ex?

>>722747181
doesnt anyone walk the dinosaur anymore?

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>>722750960

My housemate at uni had a fairly cute girlfriend, small and blonde, kind of goofy face but surprisingly large tits.

She always used to flirt with me whenever he wasn't around. Like I'd be in the kitchen making dinner, and she'd come up behind me and just push her entire body against my back, so that I'd feel her tits squish against me. She was apparently desperate for attention, always trying to get me to lie in bed watching films with her when her bf wasn't around, and making me listen to her bullshit problems. She did flirt a bunch, but never let it go any further - so I was in a constant state of blue balls all the time I spent with her.

One time we were "play wrestling" in bed, and she had been rubbing my dick through my shorts. I lifted up her top to expose her tits, thinking this would finally be the moment, but she looked shocked and said, "No, bad Anon," talking to me like I was her fucking pet dog.

Anyway, I was annoyed at her for the constant blue balls, and annoyed at myself for being too much of a pussy to rape her. So I used to put her electric toothbrush in my arsehole whenever she left the house.

It's now been a few years since uni, but the thought of an electric toothbrush in my arse still excites me.

>>722739347
Those eyebrows kek

>>722753138
You dont turn someone into a cunt. They already are to start