I'm tripping on LSD pls help

>>722732864
sup homie. everything you see thats fucked up isnt real. youll be fine.

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>>722732864

>>722732864
just breathe

>>722732864
mw again now listen to this song i used to jam when i was on mdma: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7BAVFcTTw

FUCK YOU

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>>722732946
awww :(

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get some orange juice, yo; it makes the trip better and makes the comedown less shitty

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vit c gummi bears rule too

>>722732864
Relax bro. You're gonna die someday.

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cmon man: STATUS REPORT!

Op here smoked 2 more cones can't fucking see well

>>722733303
your vision will be clouded/sticky sometimes, its cool. try closing your eyes and checking out the visuals there :)

Watch a movie and take mental notes of all the edit cuts. You'll see them. It'll ruin the movie in future, so pick one that you don't care to ruin.

If movies aren't your thing, you should grab any random object that you can fit in one hand. A lighter, a pen, etc.. Squeeze the object really tight and then loosen your grasp until the object falls. Keep repeating that until you can maintain a perfect threshold of control.

It's fun. Just remember that you are under the effects of a drug and that it will pass. Nothing to worry about.

Why help, LSD is fun

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>>722733352
i used to do a lot of varying potencies of lsd, so i got your back, yo

>>722733419
because he/she asked. it always cool to be cool to people in, uh, "states"

>>722733415
listen to this dude, he's legit

>>722733303
that might be permanent

Op here again I think posting here somehow helped

Duuuude me too

>>722733639
Im sure it could have, talking your trip out always helps man

Plus I'm sure we're all just wishing we were right there tripping with you b/rother lol

>>722733639
>>722733639
>>722733639


>go to the sink
>turn water on cold
>let it run down from your elbow to your fingers
>switch hands
>repeat ad infinitum
>as soon as your fingers go granny-skin
>slap your face with both hands hard and scream
>FUNNEH BANANA!
>FUNNEH BANANA! HALP!
???
>Police sirens

>>722733773

faggot. that translates to: you'd suck his deck when he's not lookin

>>722733811
Roflll

>>722733868
ur gay

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>>722734338
Uruguay

>>722732943

best advice

>>722734454
hahaha

>>722734517

you mean lmao, you bleeding illiterate

are you alnoe?

You'll be okay, friend.

>>722734618
no Im more of a haha kinda guy

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>>722734628

He's vera aloe

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DEEP BREATHS

>>722732864
You are going to be fine. The way you feel right now is due to the drugs you took. They will wear off.

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>>722734653

I'm about to roll on the floor from laughing excessively

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>>722732864

>>722732864
Listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh4tHpUflDA

>>722732864
Do you want me to join you, OP? Maybe I can find you in there and help you get out.

>>722732906
depends how you define real. is it not real if it is only in your mind?
it's far more real than anything that is outside our brains.
OP I really suggest you try eating fruits.

>>722734820
yeah

>>722734934
No, don't say that. He might start to eat himself.

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>>722735048

are you joining me?

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BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT
YOU ARE THE UNIVERSE

>>722735182
BAM BANNA BAAAA YOU CANT SEE ME BAM BANNA BAAA

>>722735224
no your porn is icky

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>>722735289
is it now? oh

quick. watch this. it will all make since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwIReKtlykw

>>722735224
Is this OP and qre you talking to me? I didn't get an answer to the "Would you like to join me?" question.

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this is where OP will end up, as soon as he steps outside

>>722732864
>>722732946
>>722733303
>>722733639

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>>722735364
like what? you talkin to me?
then who is question?

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>>722735326
all my porn is too big

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After she said there was a time and only when she can after the son of the day you will begin to see the first time when the dont be here long she was only talking to the when you were gone to after the scotch egg has eyes

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>>722735477
mine tends to make me disappear

>>722735400
There is a tree across the street that I can see from my front steps. Once ai took a lot of acid amd stared at it...the brances looked like snakes. It was pretty cool.

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HAPPY THOUGHTS

>>722735581

lol, nice. you somehow managed to recreate a part of some lyrics I wrote once.

>>722735563
I wish I could disappear

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>>722735597
HOLY SHIT MAN I SHIT MY SELF WHEN I SAW THE FACE HAHA

ANYONE ELSE SEE IT?

>>722735597
grab to back of the ear and thrust the muzzle t the side

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>>722735715

you can try to disappear completely and never be found again

>>722734454
Vamo el bolso y aguante la matijua

>>722735251
SEAN XENA

>>722735469
Yes, if this is OP, I am talking to you. Do you want me to tripwith you? I need your KIK if you want to chat and you need to decide quickly, because I have plans for later today.

>>722735792
I can but Mom will cry

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>>722735742

tripping high aren't we?

>>722732864
watch this man, it'll really mellow you out

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>>722735842

No, I was never OP. I don't OP.
Please trip alone. Or do what you have to do later like a responsible person.

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NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

OP here
I think I'm going to die

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>>722735843

She cries even more, if you keep staying.

>>722732864
watch this man, it'll really mellow you out
>>722732864

>>722735921
Thank you. I am not a reasonable person, but your advice is helping me act like one.

>>722735960
no I'm OP, and I like to suck dick

>>722732864
https://youtu.be/1qC9wS6hnQ0

>>722735961
Nyet She doesnt know me well enough

>>722735960
no I'm OP, and I'd like to suck your dick sir

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BE LIKE BUDDHA

>>722732864 (OP)
watch this man, it'll really mellow you out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKrj2sGk7IY

>>722736023
Shut up Im OP, and I like femenine penis

>>722736042
tfw youve outgrown her and she just feel like agirl now when you hug her. tfw youll never feel the giant's embrace. gf is nothing

>>722736046
stop lying, I'm OP. can someone link me a trap thread?

>>722735289
Your hands are sticky.

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>>722735960

yery much so.
please look at this GIF several times

All you need to do is
>press your hands together
>keep your feet on the ground steadily
>straighten your back and
>breathe in ten times
>take long to breathe out
>stand up
>put one finger on top of your head
>spin around your own axis for a minute
>lie down
>think of your naked mom and dad producing you in their love nest
???
>Police sirens

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>>722732864
Hello OP

>>722735508
Last night I cancer rolling chair your sister?

>>722732864
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

>>722736101

you must cuddle her like a teddy bear and pat her on the behindo
grab left titty casually
>all is well

There's a good chance that your trip will end up with with fits of terror and it will never end. Your perception of time will be stretched into a practical infinitum until the conventional idea of hell has become a permanent reality for you. You will be stuck in time inside your own brain. Don't believe me? You've already posted this thread for the 12th time today and you don't seem to have any recollection of it.

This same thing happened to a good friend of mine and now he lives in a padded cell. God speed anon.

>>722736194
I love you Anon. Dont change.

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REALITY IS AN ILLUSION

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>>722735960
OP my Nigguh can I borrow 10 dollars

>>722736280

I take it you mean my underwear. "Don't change your undies." Hell no, I won't.

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>>722736399
Checked

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>>722736434
You make me smile

>>722733415
Yeah i watched superbad when i was tripping. Sucks that most the movie is greenscreen

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>>722736596

I want you dick inside my mouth
whoops!

>>722736211
this

>>722736866
That nigga was just weak

test123

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>>722736852
she's way too hairy. should make a freaking ponytail. i don't want hair on my leg and dicks all the times.

>>722736211
>>722736866
Dubs and more dubs.

>>722736928
If you're OP you'll see soon enough.

>>722736975
#Voteforbush

>>722732864
This is the police. We have this thread as your confession. We are now on our way to your house - it will be the electric chair for you.

>>722737186

>TRUMP 2016"!!"""

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>>722732864
CHILL THE PRESIDENT

>>722736596

... This thread took a turn.

Inb4 404 if that's #1 in a set

Music is always your friend on a trip. Something simple and ambient like Pharoh Overlord, or something nice and peaceful like Sigur Ros

>>722737400
only 404 if illegal

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https://youtu.be/lgUhnlUVaYA
melt in yo minds
and then in yo hands

>>722735960
Your not Op you lying piece of shut ive had to more tabs your fuckers

>>722737774
Im not alone?

>>722737774
https://youtu.be/179RJWTvqrY

>>722732864
Nigga, is that Jack Nicholson?

>>722737937
check out >>722738004

>>722737561

Hence the IF.. It looks like it could take an illegal turn. Did you hear me call for MOD? Gtfo my back troglodyte.

M8ghtv have to mamy tabs

>>722738106
It doesnt lead anywhere. Thanks anyways for not screeching mods

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LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

>>722732864
So that is good yes? LSD is meant to make you trip.

>>722738450
Acid is the bees knees. I figured out that reality is an illusion, death isn't the end, and that I am the Universe/God.

>>722738831
That is good. I remember that kind of shit from salvia + mxe or salvia and ketamine.
I had to wrestle with Gods and then was thrown into a pit for quite a while.

I just hope death is the end.

>>722732864
Im tripping so hard ive been laughing at that NON FUCKING STOP. opening it up JUST MAKES IT WORSE

>>722733021
If it's LSD the comedown isn't bad AT ALL. In fact you probably won't even really notice other than the cognitive effects wear off. LSD=No bad comedown

>>722739163
If you are tired, you can get irritated at the end.

>>722739043
Death is not the end amigo. You are God experiencing itself in infinitely many ways. This is one of an infinite amount of universes that are each comprised of different physics and life and shit.

>>722735477
Wow somebody put mustard on their dog

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OP look at seez
tell me what you c

LSD IS FUCKIMG AWESOOOOME

>>722740009
Correct!

>>722735508
last night I crab-wheel-chaired your sister
>hell yeah

>>722736596
why does she have huge feet

>>722732864
Sup man nobody cares about you, nobody loves you and nobody will miss you if you die.

The obvious answer do more.

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why do you have to trip at 9am when I've been up all night and now I have to go to sleep. gnight anon have a nice trip

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>>722741129